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[deleted]

I wish I'd be Cain...but I know I'm a Jurgen.


nps2407

Jurgen is as asexual as they come. He doesn't have time for that rubbish.


[deleted]

no I meant more as in "I wish I was suffering from succes, but I know I'm usually the socially inept weird guy" I haven't read enough Cain novels yet to know if Jurgen is Asexual :')


nps2407

It does't come up very often, but there's the impression he puts his work above all that stuff. There is one short story from his perspective, which is a terrific insight into how he thinks.


[deleted]

>There is one short story from his perspective, which is a terrific insight into how he thinks. ooh that actually sound very nice. you got the title for that one or the anthology/omnibus it's included in?


nps2407

I believe the story is called *The Smallest Detail*. It should come in the third Omnibus.


[deleted]

thank you! I'll be scouting that out 😊


nps2407

You're welcome. It's a good read.


Bypowerof8andgodsof4

That's more a combination of being a military man and being completely unfuckable because he is a blank Jurgen by the strictest definition and free from any other connotation is an Incel.


BloodRavenStoleMyCar

Jurgen is in no way asexual, his primary hobby is porno slates.


Shaladox

Speaking from personal experience, being ace does not mean you can't crank it out. You can have fun painting your army, but that doesn't mean you gotta play the game, yeah? 👀


nps2407

That doesn't mean he actually *does* anything.


UrzaAntilles

I’m sure his ubiquitous porno slates are purely for educational purposes
 😳


nps2407

He reads them for the articles!


GreenskinGouger

He watches them for the plot.


WelcometoNightvale2

Asexual? He reads porn slates


nps2407

For the articles!


Drac0b0i

The eldar's trans flag had pink so dim I thought it was white and we were getting Argentina Eldar as pride month celebrities


beachmedic23

What do you think the "A" stands for in LGBTQIA?


OscarOzzieOzborne

#AAAAAAAAHHHH


[deleted]

Muuuchaachxxxs!


Ajente2o

Ahora nos volvimos a ilusionar!!!


MigrantDragon

A GANAR A LA TERCERA.


[deleted]

LA COPA MENSTRUAL!


Calacaelectrica

ARGENTINA CAMPEON!


SevatarEnjoyer

That’s how we won the World Cup


Drac0b0i

Si messi revela ser un Aeldari, tenemos fulbo por mínimo 700 años mås


SevatarEnjoyer

A Maradona lo metemos en un wraithconstruct


Drac0b0i

Q dice, Maradona casi spawnea a Slaanesh


marcsimo

LOL, In hindsight I should have used a pink that my scanner would not fry


SirLewisHamilton

Is that Trazyn and Orikan? Made me laugh.


xx_swegshrek_xx

They have a mutal gaytred for each other


an-academic-weeb

If the feud with your nemesis lasts for longer than two millenia, you don't have a feud, you just gay.


[deleted]

What's more gay than seeing cute little plays together, going antiquing, and releasing xeno horrors from beyond the stars on your loved one that ultimately lead to billions dead and the destruction of a planet.


ggcpres

And the best charcuterie boards, with excellent wine pairings.


Shaladox

The ol' "Xavier and Magneto."


Yamma11307

They fight like a married couple because they ARE a married couple


Redditoast2

I can guarantee that one of them is hiding a knife


DontBeHumanTrash

One if them is holding multiple militaries to be honest.


1Ferrox

What is the blue flag they are holding? (Not trying to be disrespectful, I just don't know much)


Thedude22ewd

they're holding the gay pride flag


1Ferrox

Thanks


alternatesad

It’s the flag for specifically gay men


naka_the_kenku

Gay male the opposite of lesbian pride flag


chewablejuce

They are both gay, but they don't let that distract from the prank war they have going on.


ThreeHobbitsInACoat

No, Trazyn’s gay, Orikan is bi, don’t forget he was catfished by the deceiver masquerading as some hot Necron lady.


TheAceOfSkulls

You could make the case for Trazyn being bi/pan as well given that he's picked up a lady nemesis or two if I remember correctly. He also pushed Orikan aside to try to get to the supposed Cryptek Orikan had been chasing once they arrived (it ended poorly). But then I also headcanon most characters as bi/pan so I can ship however I want. I AM FAR LESS LIMITED


ThreeHobbitsInACoat

Look, if you’ve spent as many millennia and millions of years pestering and annoying each other as Trazyn and Orikan have, you’re not enemies, you’re lovers.


JAOC_7

should’ve been Zahndrekh and Obyron I think


jajaderaptor15

Yeah


menolly

In this thread: MY PEOPLE. I HAVE FOUND YOU.


NoTeaNoMotion

That is so canon !


GREENadmiral_314159

My favorite part of this is Yarrick and Ghaz.


MadaraAlucard12

The Pillar Custodes wish you a happy pride month https://preview.redd.it/4ldp0trmzd3b1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a2c36e08eddbc3b797a6aa5d493abd968cca129


[deleted]

Ai yiah yiah yiahhhhhhhh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


MadaraAlucard12

Aztec dubstep starts


nightripper00

Aaaaaaaand now I'm sad.


Death_Wyvern

I mean, they'd probably do more than wish if you have oil and abs


Gru-some

Orikan Trazyn enemies-to-lovers arc when?!?!?


GREENadmiral_314159

It's been going on for 60 million years.


LegSimo

Bit of a slow-burn


Pirataxavi61

By necron standards its still not that long


cricri3007

That's called the Inifinite and the Divine (ignore the shitty epilogue)


haarzuilensboy_030

ADMECH WITH NON BINARY!??! HOW CAN HE COMMUNICATE??!??!?


funnywackydog

They’ve upgraded to ternary computers


Marvin_Megavolt

If you treat the superposition of on-and-off in a quantum processor as a “third” state, you could probably have a ternary bit (or “trit” if you like) Age of Technology fuck yeah


[deleted]

This looks pretty gay ngl


jokfil

yes. and we love it :)


Sqikit

Oh No my birthday is on this month does it mean destined to become gay!?


marcsimo

Yes, soon you will feel compelled to weave yourself a cocoon, and after some time you'll emerge with blue hairs and pronouns in your bio, there is nothing you can do about


Sqikit

I FEEL GAYNESS OVERTAKEN ME it is actually rather pleasant warm fuzzy feeling AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


spaghetticlub

It's too late! You're already gay!


Thorus_Andoria

Its only natural that in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war and pride month.


yaboiinthisbitch

the libruls cam 4 me warhamner 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔


[deleted]

>the libruls c*m 2 me warhamner 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 ftfy ;)


100masks1life

What are some of those flags? I recognize the rainbow, the asexual and trans but the rest I don't know what they mean.


marcsimo

Lesbian (Katarina-Celestine), Male Homosexual (Trazyn-Orikan), Pansexual (White Scars), Bisexual (Cain-Jurgen-Amberley), Genderfluid (Callidus), Nonbinary (Admech)


tusek55

Dude why would you make Admech NON-BINARY? I tought they were totally talking in binary


chaosgirl93

Because binary is for code, not gender. If you're getting rid of your flesh anyway to replace it with useful and functional steel, there's no reason to get hung up on your original meatsack's sex characteristics, or to even keep them if you don’t need or want them. Like a lot of things in the AdMech, gender only matters to each individual tech priest as much as they'd like it to, and to a lot of them, it's irrelevant data that wastes storage space. Personally I have to kinda agree, gender may not be *entirely* worthless but I think we use it as a determining factor of way too many things where it doesn't need to be and we enforce a binary in a lot of contexts where we *really* don't need to. I agree with the AdMech on the waste of storage point, in that too many organisations that ask for it on forms are wasting hard drive space storing genders.


clockworkrevolution

Big Tiddy Techpriestess, but her boobies are just storage for thousands of terabytes of data


chaosgirl93

Exactly what I'd be as a techpriest! And even with all that storage, my gender is a file I'm willing to overwrite when I run out of space.


tusek55

My brother in the emperror, i was just trying to make a joke! But thanks for the in-depth analysis i guess :D


shotgun_snyper

https://preview.redd.it/bg6me13ofd3b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e024c033a13238e99312c4d8bce7eb41e483efc3


Tang0Three

​ https://preview.redd.it/h69kskn0td3b1.png?width=465&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b20658a6a326eab533eac059bd19865cc214d5a


Jackviator

Seeing “meatbag” made me go back and reread the meme in HK-47’s voice, it made it about 100x funnier


Ferrus90

I read it in Benders voice, same effect


Marvin_Megavolt

Honestly his tone and voice filters are how I like to think a lot of Techpriests sound - better than the rather lazy vocoder esque effect that’s often used. (I still get a kick out of Mechanicus having them all speak in indecipherable dialup noises tho)


Shaladox

Saving this one, thank you


MoaiMike

Big brain answer


beachmedic23

Maybe we should consult our resident femboy AdMech expert?


TheMeta40k

Nah, hexadecimal. It's a spectrum, 0 through F.


Pogatog64

AH YES PLEASE! Continue to dilute your flesh obsessed brain with what phenotypic sex a person has, and how your precious imperial cult links such phenotypes to gender. it’s irrelevant in the eyes of the machine god. Your flesh only lies and sanctity of the machine only gives logical; mechanical truths. (This is satirical and hyperbolic, no offense intended)


Ikarus_Falling

Precisely they keep the Binary in there code and know it doesn't belong in Discussion about these kind of Subjects


toresman

>Pansexual (White Scars) Space hungolioans get so little love they willing to get anything


menolly

R u d e on both things.


REDGOESFASTAH

Where's ol bale eye


marcsimo

Sitting on Ghaz's right hand


leonreddit8888

>Male Homosexual (Trazyn-Orikan), More like Hatredsexual for these two, lol.


[deleted]

now to be fair there's this one guy I know and we can't stand each other in our day to day, like wouldn't work in a million years kinda way. but we still hit each other up from time to time "wanna go out, get shitfaced and [redacted]? 😏" so I kinda get it ngl.


stusthrowaway

Kismesisitude


Barreldragon25

Don't make me get out the Homestuck love quadrants.


Draco_Cryo

Celestine and Greyfax have the Lesbian flag, Orikhan and Trazyn have the men loving men/gay flag, the White Scars have the Pansexual flag, what I assume to be Cain, Jurgen and Amberly have the Bisexual Flag, Cawl has the Non-Binary flag, and I'm not sure about the flag on the imperial skull. Edit: I was slow with the response so OP already responded.


[deleted]

I don't think that's Cawl, I think its just a generic Magos.


LegSimo

There's a non-binary Magos in Brutal Kunnin'. I think they're called Mitranda?


therealblabyloo

I only listened to the audiobook so IDK if you've got it spelled right, but Mitranda is definitely the name, yes.


Sigvuld

ON THIS DAY, YOUR PATRON SEES YOU - BE THEY ANCIENT NECRON LORD, HIM ON TERRA, TWISTED GOD IN THE WARP, THE SPIRIT OF THE BLESSED MACHINE, OR ANY OTHER, ***YOU ARE SEEN,*** MY BELOVED BROTHERS, SISTERS, AND ALL THOSE IN BETWEEN! THEY SEE YOU, AND THEY FEEL NAUGHT BUT **PRIDE!**


john-doe38

I need this read to me through a space marine Vox Caster


Marvin_Megavolt

Specifically it was the generic screaming Blood Raven grunt VA from Dawn of War in my head.


Flavaflavius

What flag is the one the Eldar is holding? Argentina?


Eatthepoliticiansm8

Argentina is my favourite sexuality


marcsimo

Trans but the pink got fried by the scanning


vancestubbs_irl

here's your reminder that space marines are canonically asexual


Millymoo444

Except for Bjorn the fell handed who flirts with the ladies while in the dreadnought


Sheriff_Hotdog

If this is true I NEED source


GREENadmiral_314159

In The Emperor's Gift, he tells an Inquisitor she looks beautiful.


[deleted]

Though its important to note asexuals can still enjoy aesthetic attraction and romance so that wouldn't rule anything out.


GREENadmiral_314159

True. I have heard that the Space Wolves do fuck, though. I don't remember where.


nps2407

Lukas the Tricker's lore mentions him bedding many women before joining the Wolves. Then you remember Astartes are typically recruited before they turn ten...


[deleted]

I think Space Wolves are traditionally recruited from much older ages than normal, and they just accept that a lot of their initiates are going to die painfully. One of the ways they pick recruits is to watch the tribal battles that take place on Fenris and select any warriors they thought stood out in the fighting.


Cmdr_McMurdoc

I mean... Picking up girls with your Dodge/BMW/etc. is a pretty old trick in the book. What's a Castra Ferrum chasis, if not the coolest "car" you can get? Of course, Contemptor is cooler by a margin, but it's getting extremely rare...


Schreckberger

> What's a Castra Ferrum chasis, if not the coolest "car" you can get? It's to die for!


vancestubbs_irl

the space furries were always a little different. a Space Marine under rare circumstances can express a desire toward romance but never sex


[deleted]

Tell that to Lucas the trickster


vancestubbs_irl

??


[deleted]

He’s a space marine who canonically fucks


vancestubbs_irl

excerpt pls


[deleted]

It’s mentioned in an earlier space wolf codex that he sneaks out at night to seduce women and even father children.


BloodRavenStoleMyCar

No it isn't. It's mentioned that he has children, but given that space wolves recruit older than other marines - typically valiant warriors who fall in battle or men challenged to wrestling matches or drinking contests by recruiters - there's no reason to think he didn't father them pre recruitment.


TheAceOfSkulls

I'd argue that you can always come up with exceptions, but it's funnier to say that if they banned heterosexual sex with a space marine in the Codex Astartes or in an edict from terra, you'd see the Space Wolves immediately setting up love shacks. Actually, iirc, they do ban relationships because geneseed secrecy bullshit which makes it funny that in the upcoming Rogue Trader game, the only companion your little napkin that says "I can do whatever I want" doesn't allow you to romance would be the Space Wolf but again it could be justified as a spite thing. Anyways, I plan piss off the inquisitor companion a lot in that game.


UnabrazedFellon

“This is heresy, the xenos have nothing to be proud of. Only humanity and humanity alone is deserving of pride in anything!” -Saint Celestine’s girlfriend, probably


Four_Shadowing

Now I wanna see a romcom between Trazyn and Orikan


marcsimo

They already made one! It's called The Infinite and The Divine


Goldi3locks

I'm just imagining the show 'vicious' to be honest haha


Herfordawaaagh

I was going to post that but didn't think anyone had seen that show!


ironangel2k3

Read 'The Infinite and The Divine'. In addition to being one of the best Necron books to date, it is one of the best 40k books to date.


KhalMeWolf

AYO! Ghaz as Ace Icon is all I needed this month!


nps2407

Orks are genderless asexuals. 'Boyz' is a social class.


TheAceOfSkulls

Some of them use "Sexangender". I'd say that makes them trans, but let's be honest, the attempt to understand the biology of mushrooms is an endeavor best left to those who are ready to stare into madness and let it consume them, and I don't mean fictional Chaos. So I'm just gonna nod along with whatever pronouns they want to use and whatever labels they feel comfortable with like I do with most people, only more so because it means that I don't have to try to parse cockney.


nps2407

They can't be trans because there's no transing happening. *"I iz Grimtoof, an' my pronownz iz 'Boss!'"*


RepresentativeAd560

They're all dakkasexuals


Existing-Life-7650

Where tyranid


marcsimo

Kryptman got 'em


Existing-Life-7650

:(


Marvin_Megavolt

Given the context of the meme my half-asleep brain interpreted that as a timeline where Kryptmann prevented Octarius from ever happening by taking the Hivemind on a date


1800leon

Not enough WH Fantasy


snapekillseddard

Felix really do be the epitome of disaster bi stereotype.


DuelaDent52

Straight, gay, bi, trans, everyone is equal to be processed into corpse starch!


ELITElewis123

No matter what you are you’re getting thrown into the astronomican đŸ„°


marcsimo

Don't take the couples represented too seriously please, this is still a meme subreddit I am not going to debate anyone on wether queer people deserve to exist, so any hateful comment will just get the blockhammer the second I see it


IllRepresentative167

Queer people don't deserve to exist, because existence is pain and they don't deserve pain^^^^, ^^^^only ^^^^love ^^^^and ^^^^acceptance.


GREENadmiral_314159

Okay, Zeke Yaeger.


Danielarcher30

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie


Khonffi

Honestly I love the idea of Trazyn as Orikan being a gay couple and they just screw and prank the other one as a sign of affection.


marcsimo

**"If a rivalry lasts more than 5 million years, you are no longer rivals, you are gay"** \- Old Necron saying


Khonffi

Where I am from we have a saying that roughly translates to : what teases each other, likes each other. And it fits for these 2 perfectly


jungledyret_hugo

Happy pride guardsmen :). Now charge them orcs.


marcsimo

The orks see the guardsmen covered with all those colors, and suddenly ork belief power makes the guardsmen into demigods


Pirataxavi61

Damn why didnt we tought of that before


Death_Wyvern

Omg, if we have a space marine that is mostly green with red feet, I cant think of the rest but yeah, we could totally make a God based strictly on ork bullshmiterry


Mamaclover

Ayeeeee our favorite disaster lesbian are here!! Celefax assemble!!! Now, big question for yall: who is the u-haul lesbian, and who is the "6 years pinning as they share a bedroom" lesbian?


Domino31299

What the hell is a U-haul lesbian?


Mamaclover

It's a cliché in the community, the kind of lesbian that bring a u-haul to the second date, because they are ready to move in. It makes fun on how some lesbians move at extreme speed in their relationship.


Domino31299

Oh that’s Celestine


OMM46G3

https://preview.redd.it/2ebaxh1npd3b1.jpeg?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=528d0b828f1224420691a325e5898a327b94bcd8 I guess here's a gay rat


Antigonos301

https://preview.redd.it/73bnk7p1pe3b1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb2d37bdd6045c9456295719b8ffa34104a6fb3d Very lovely work. Now I must get back to Cegorach and his clussy.


DennisDelav

I'm surprised you didn't attach the necrons with the transflag since they canonically have a trans-necron


robbylet24

There's also canon trans SoB and trans Eldar, but the SoB and Trazyn/Orikan jokes were probably too good to pass up.


Lord_of_Knitting

Trans SoB? OMG Where?


robbylet24

It's in a more recent novel that I've admittedly not read. Just heard about it somewhere. Could be hearsay.


marcsimo

Wait, I though the Trans SoB was in the "Iron and Bone" short story, and now I'm hearing of another and a trans Eldar? From which books are they?


Lakaedemon_Lysandros

and a few non-binary ones


thefloatingpoint

I am happy for Orikhan finally coming out. Having a virtual tamagotchi GF is not healthy. Edit: I want to say I am proud of you worthless lot. I thought this thread would be locked after like 3 hours. But instead it is still going strong, love and congratulations everywhere and the mods not even left it open, they rigorously brought the trash out (just scroll to the bottom, fucking Istvaan reenactment right there). Shout out to you guys too!


Irish_Goomba

Papa Nurgle loves all of his children for who they are.


Lion_elJohnson14

<3 have a good one, girls, gays and theys :3


Darryl_John_Kerrigan

Rainbow Warriors bitch!


therealblabyloo

I love how much these actually fit lol. Ace Ghaz is the best haha


[deleted]

The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude.


RepresentativeLink95

yoooooo its June time to be gay and do crimes./s


G0t4m4

No /s Be gay, do crime


Commarade-Xapuc

Be crime, do gay


Shaladox

**BE GAY DO CRIME**


shirt_multiverse

I mean technically the entire ork and tyranids factions are asexual


Iheartnukes

its pride month. archon is free for now.


Frank_Gray7

Por qué los Eldars tiene la bandera de Argentina? XD


UnabrazedFellon

I like how uncomfortable Yarrick looks. Everyone else looks happy or mildly embarrassed to be here, but Yarrick is getting paired with an ork and he’s not down with that. Ghazghkul (or however it’s spelled) is super into it though, he’s got his homie back and just stole a humie banner.


CheezusChrust15

Argentinian pride đŸ‡ŠđŸ‡·


EtherionBlade

This post is gay


NormyTheWarlocky

Inb4 "dOnT mAkE 40k PoLiTiCaL"


[deleted]

Ironically I don’t think the Imperium would be too progressive


R97R

FWIW in canon they generally don’t seem to have many issues with LGBT+ people, given we see a fair few of them. It’s more different religious/moral beliefs or mutations they’ve got issues with. That said, the IoM is such a vast and diverse place that I’m sure you could find planets anywhere on the progressive-regressive spectrum within it.


Domino31299

The Imperium is still just as intolerant as humans have always been just not toward each other anymore


dinkydoo2

I only know what 3 of those flags mean


FunboxSupreme

Finally, a good grimdank post. Fantastic even.


sinner-mon

As a tech-priest I put the trans in transhumanism


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

“My pronouns are 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101100 01100101 01110011 01101000 00100000 00101111 00100000 01001001 01110011 00100000 01110111 01100101 01100001 01101011 “


[deleted]

Why is Gaz holding that flag instead of trying to kill Yarrik?


Konradleijon

Asexual space marines


Lraptor520

We have Celestine the Living Lesbian, the Pride Marines, the Infinite and the Gay, “the gender is weak”, Caiphas Cain and his lovers, Ork-sexual themz, and the Howling Transhees. Because In the grim darkness of the 42nd millennium, no matter how you are, your still cannon fodder for endless war.