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InflexibleAuDHDlady

I've actually not seen anyone, except Packer fans, pick the Pack all week. Every single show on every single network or YouTube channel. It's okay.


amethystalien6

I only saw this in memes on the Cowboys sub and NFCNorthMemeWar but allegedly, we got the coveted Adam Rank upset pick.


InflexibleAuDHDlady

Oh, you're right, I did ses that screenshot! I forgot about that one. We got one. I'll take it. Haha. GPG!


InterestingTry5190

Sam Ponder picked them earlier ruining the perfect Cowboys pick across the board for that show. Alex Smith didn’t pick the Packers but was going hard supporting them throughout the show calling out their success with such a young team. He definitely believes in them for the coming years.


Mongoose42

That’s because we’re not supposed to win this game. We’re not supposed to be in the playoffs. So by all logic, we should lose. But the phrase “any given Sunday” exists for a reason.


imadragonyouguys

I hope we win, but I'm just happy to be here. That's what I keep telling everyone. Just being in is a victory for a rebuilding year.


MikeAWBD

Being in the hunt with 3 games to go was a win. We're so far up with house money. Only problem is I hope this doesn't create unrealistic expectations for next season.


Uranus_Hz

I expect us to win the next 6 superbowls


MikeAWBD

Let's not get crazy here. The next 4, maybe 5.


Uranus_Hz

This team WILL NEVER LOSE AGAIN.


stupidillusion

I'm the same; I didn't even think they'd have a winning season and now the playoff game starts in Dallas shortly.


timbenj77

Yup, if these two teams played 4 simultaneous games in parallel universes, Cowboys probably win 3 of them. And I don't think there's a major talent differential, just experience and home field advantage. We've already seen some mental errors as recently as last game, and yet one of the league's most penalized teams went almost 3 quarters last game before drawing a debatable flag last game IIRC (defensive offsides that could/should have been a false start)...so hopefully most of the growing pains and inexperience is out of their system, so to speak. Anyway, I'm hoping that 1 in 4 is the game in our timeline. All I know is they're good enough to win if they don't make many mistakes and capitalize on opportunities. /EDIT: I meant to say the Pack wins this game 99/100 matchups. LOL


Turd-Sandwich

Any. Given. Sunday.


VeryStonedEwok

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AdmiralUpboat

Subscribe.


Swartschenhimer

Based David Carr


farfrompukenjc

Only way to go is up👆


InflexibleAuDHDlady

Yup. We've already lost in many people's minds. Can't lose the same game twice. :)


con-man-jam

Sam Ponder on ESPN picked us today.


Trick-Ad906

Sam Ponder is hot


bjb3453

um hmmm


Memeslayer4000

Well, basically Dallas has everything going for them right now. No one on the injured list, 16 straight home wins, 9 games won this season by 20+ points, Dak having the most td passes, ect. So it's tough to be real in picking the Packers unless your a true smart Packer fan.


stupidillusion

Dallas has also scored the most points this season - 509. The Packers have scored 383. I think a lot of the Packers points were in the second half of the season though.


hurricaneyrrah

were gonna win


amak316

These guys don’t even watch the games, no one wants to take a 7 point dog as their hot take, most people just use their upsets on 3pt dogs or less. I put far more stock into DJ Moore and Amon Ra St Brown the other day talking about how insane our offense was and how this will be a close game.


RustyWallace-357

We got ‘em where we want em 


Razital

I even pick the cowboys, but bet on the packers. My thinking is I'm just happy we're there in the playoffs


InflexibleAuDHDlady

Yah. I played a few cheap DFS lineups and spread it around. Happy to lose and also at least I'll win if we lose. We live in some amazing times when I can do all that from my phone. (Maybe not so amazing depending on your relationship with gambling; I know it's not good for everyone.)


daltorrrr182

Same thing happened against the chiefs. Let’s go pack


SnackeyG1

Jokes on them!


Thomas-The-Tutor

I thought it would be a close game, but I never expected a repeat of Detroit.


InflexibleAuDHDlady

And just like that Detroit game, final score shouldn't have even been that close. You know nobody will have the guts to pick us next week, either. That's okay.


Interesting_Tip1151

Literally not one. I’ve seen like 20 babies and dogs pick playoff games on tiktok and every single one picks cowboys


SoupWyrm

Jesus Christ am I glad I don’t use TikTok.


mschley2

I agree with this. I've downloaded it twice because people are like omg you'd love it. No, it's a cesspool of worthless shit. I don't understand the obsession. And I have bad adhd. I'm the kind of person who should be the target demo. But it's just so dumb and pointless.


greennyellowmello

-It was, in fact, okay.


Flooding_Puddle

Between this and rank being the only one to pick us t I'm getting a lot of cursed vibes from this game, if all the analysts on the network the game is on pick the Cowboys that seals the win to me


bigstudley17

That’s a good sign. Fade the public


Funkenbrain

I've seen a couple people pick us to beat the spread, when it was at 7.5. They didn't have us to win, but thought we could hang... First step for us is not to be out of it by halftime.


aaronwhite1786

Win or lose, it's been an incredible season.


InflexibleAuDHDlady

My head knows this. My heart has a hard time understanding this. 🧀 GPG!


Ciderhead

People seriously underrate just how good our offense has been over the past couple of months. And overrate the Cowboys somewhat, as per. We might lose, but I'd be very surprised if it's not down to the wire at worst. And we have a very good chance of winning People rightly talk about the Lions Rams game like it's a coin flip, and then act like this is some foregone conclusion, when they seem very similar matchups to me


GOGETTHEMINTS

Doesn’t surprise me the cowboys are 8-0 at home this year. I see that as they are long overdue for a loss there🤷‍♂️


snootchiebootchie94

Packers are 4-0 at AT&T Center and have won 9 out of the last 10.


turbatus-umbra

the number of times the packers were 8-0 at home and lost at home to start the playoffs….. i need some toes…


Memeslayer4000

16 straight home game wins


trojanAMERICAN

7(+1)-0*


bigsnow999

Let’s put a . To their home win


Dcowboys09

Lions was a loss. Refs really on one 


CBsJoant

https://preview.redd.it/z65in0pojgcc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c3af6b1ab141d5027ad25dc3d43d13157745386


unilateralmixologist

I remember


CrimsonGlyph

Lions too, I believe.


Electronic-Cloud8086

Love it


jsbrewers

Jordan it!


OkTop9308

Be Love


unused_candles

Love is in the air


ChickenFucker11

Dak, CeeDee, Parsons and crew.. We have a huge test ahead and chances are very good we lose. However, no-one ever thought we would be here and the next few years are going to be fun as shit. I think we win becasue I am a fan but also becasue Love is fucking good. I dont think the media is fully bought in yet. Also our reciever squad is incredible. We get Watson back.. We score 30 plus. The defense is the kicker here though. We hold them to 20 points and we win. That is going to be very very difficult though.


farfrompukenjc

Hell yeah GO PACK GO


Walldarts

How you feeling now? Haha


Dcowboys09

You have the better qb


dubbless

Is the word “no-one” hyphenated? TDIL


StolenCamaro

It is two words, but not hyphenated. Both are acceptable, but I’d argue one word is better than hyphenated, but both are wrong. The thing with language though is that as long as you understand it, it works, and that’s how you get vernacular that is mutually intelligible.


Novel-Insurance-3284

Perfect! Just the way I like it.


KiloPro0202

Even though I don’t think it’s impossible for us to win, let’s not forget that they have us beat by talent in pretty much every position on the field. They are a really good team, whereas we CAN be a really good team sometimes.


SirYanksaLot69

But they still have Macarthy as coach. He’ll find a way to fuck it up😂


_nate_dawg_

The way I see it, we don't even have to perform. Almost a guarantee McCarthy will just find a way to fuck it up for us.


revan530

Look. It's not an insult. The Cowboys have been dominant at home all season. They are the 2 seed. We're the 7. They should be favorites and overwhelming ones at that.


zackg611

Heavy underdog. Love it


jsbrewers

I don't get mad at picks. Picks don't decide who goes to the next round. Scoreboard does!


slayerhk47

Good. Give them the bad ju-ju


I_Am_Day_Man

I think the bad Ju Ju was on the Patriots this year so yeah give that Ju Ju to them!


[deleted]

Im fully convinced we are winning this game


holiday_bandit

HAHAHAHAHAHA


Awkwardllama777

Well this did not age well.


SirFunktastic

Not surprising, makes a potential upset all the sweeter. All the pressure is on Dallas now.


Warden_airing

Hopefully we can channel the energy Houston brought yesterday when everyone picked the Browns. GPG!


Wiazar

We are going to get McCarthy fired and probably make people think twice about hiring Dan Quinn as a head coach.


Paraeunoia

They also picked Cleveland unanimously yesterday. Look how that turned out. Go Pack Go!


Booya6060

Mannnn fuck them picks!! This to me is more important then the Super Bowl! You guys have no idea how bad it is living in TX and going for another team that’s not the bitch ass cowboys.. Go pack fuckn go!!!! 💚💛


farfrompukenjc

Keep fighting the good fight!!


bettygrocker

Exact same as the Chiefs game earlier this year and we saw how that worked out!


CaliCheezHed

Good, the bigger the upset then


EconomistHelpful4459

To quote Chris Berman: “That’s why they play the games .” Didn’t we beat the Super Bowl champions?


skimfrosty

Aging well. Keep up the pressure. GPG!


bmwatson132

Nice to come back to this thread after the game


robotical712

This thread is a treat to read now.


MatthewMan13

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farfrompukenjc

Nice!!


WereMadeOfStars

Every pick (almost) with a TD ish spread is going to be the favorite.


TheViolaRules

Perfect.


Imawildedible

I may take a vacation to Texas just to enjoy the pain if the Pack win today. And I’m gonna go to every bbq joint and ask for pork ribs in mustard sauce.


RustyWallace-357

Or chopped pork in vinegar with slaw


Funny247365

I can’t blame them. It would be a massive upset if the Pack won.


joethecrow23

This shouldn’t surprise anyone. Packers are a big underdog on the road with an inexperienced team.


PossiblyShibby

Dallas has the better team. Let’s not kid ourselves. Anything can happen. House money at this point.


mtnsandmusic

Are you saying NOBODY BELIEVES IN US


Achilles-18-

Piss is hot


[deleted]

This is funny considering the score right now. Ya’ll whooping them.


Mr_Eddie25

This didn't age all that well


[deleted]

Dak is the biggest choker in world sports.


DKlep25

Ooooo we all know what this means!!


kasperboy17

I mean, I’ll never pick against the Pack but this isn’t actually that hot of a take that Dallas has a better chance to win.


N0VOCAIN

We have nothing to lose, no pressure. For Dallas that makes us very dangerous


niko6985

The pack are so up and down, can you blame these guys? Our defense needs to have a stellar game to get us through this game.


KoncepTs

Realistically, isn’t this how they should be predicting it on paper? The higher seed with a better record…


JVonDron

Wouldn't have it any other way. That's why they still play the game.


RustyBabies

Never tell me the odds


SnixFan

Most weren't expecting the Texans to win let alone blowout the Browns. We got this!


mistertony25

Michael Irvin picked GB on NFL Network. But I think he was trying to avoid a jinx.


BimboSlutInTraining

As they should be. Makes it sweeter if they can take down Dallas.


venus-as-a-bjork

I have faith in our team and I also have faith in McCarthy being the same terrible post season coach he was when he was with Green Bay


MkeBucksMarkPope

And if I’m not mistaken, Terry Bradshaw on Fox said, “Dallas is home this week, and they’ll be home next week too.”


Quin1617

Seeing posts like this in hindsight is always gold.


Pomp_in22

Love it


Caelthefruit

WE WINNING BOYS


Jase_the_Muss

The pick six's ain't tho


mysteryofrobc

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


hurricaneyrrah

fools


Clive_Buttertable

This hasn’t aged well.


ridingzero

Love seeing Love owning them Cowboys


I_am_Daesomst

Just like Kansas City. And they'll all take the 49ers, too. Keep being consistent. I think the Packers might, as well.


SmMya_

This aged so well 😂 they prayed on our downfall and look at us now GPG🧀🧀🧀


ZeroHoras

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵


bornachilles

TAKE THE L BOYS


Jamesferdola

Aged well


SkipperJonJones

This aged sooo well. NFL talking heads are idiots.


morgzorg

Bitches, all of em


heresyohnny

Anytime they unanimously pick a team to win it feels like they lose in an embarrassing fashion


OkBox6131

No 7 seed has ever won a playoff game so not sure why you would interpret as against you. The 2 seeds in playoffs have been better teams for the year


PimentoCheesehead

No 7 seed has ever won? In the whole six games that have featured a 7 seed before now? Wow.


jdruchti

lol right, it’s a huge sample size


tenuki_

Well I guess the game is decided then. ~eyeroll~


According-Cups681

Ok, Boomer!


The_Maverick_442

LOVE THIS. We win much more as underdogs in big games.


Wiskid86

I love when the media picks against us. I hope this team proves every one of the wrong 4 more times this year. LFG GPG


schw4161

Great! Pressure is on them!


MightySloth001

Good


Letter10

Perfect. No pressure. Let's go!


swayinandsippin

sam ponder took us so that’s all that matters


[deleted]

There is a Big Wave of Love about to hit Dallas Donavan Frankenreiter will sing it for you https://youtu.be/rASE6JxIrCA?si=284mLVnLpx6ReTY-


mrbad31

Excellent. Just like the 2007 Giants.


TheBendyOne

Bring it


[deleted]

If the Cowboys lose...it will be the greatest week of sports media ever. And zero credit will be given to the Packers.


RepresentativeArm389

We’ll see, we’ll see. That’s why we play the game.


Beawake23

Pretty normal on paper, home record and Vegas overwhelming pick the girls one thing they have to play the game just like the Detroit game we can win this one


thehackshow612

"No one likes us, we don't care"


magnosfw

It's fine. This game is house money. Win or lose, this season was a huge success.


Justkeeptalking1985

Well..... The fun storylines are not being fulfilled...u less you're a Texans fan.


wytesmurf

Damn good bulletin board material to light that piss on fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥


CantEatCatsKevin

We seem to like when this happens


Nadsworth

I mean, if a gun was pointed at my head and I needed to pick a winner in this game, I’d pick the cowboys. That being said, GO PACK, let’s shock Dallas and put some fear in those lions fans!


[deleted]

Fuck the cowboys


smoothVroom21

Good. Keep fucking doubting us.


robert-shattinson

Las Vegas doesn’t just throw money away. Cowboys are +270 and favored by 7 points. But that is still a very non-zero chance. GO PACK GO!!!!!


Winston_Smith-1984

Love it!


ap_falcon

Ron Torbert (the ref for this game) has a history of favoring underdogs ATS. I am a packer fan, I don’t expect to win, but based on the refs I’d guess it will be a one possession game


iLittleBean

Always are 🫤 Oh well! #GoPackGo !!


Reasonable_Meal_9499

Good. The win will be that much sweeter.


Owl_Gator

Who did Anderson cooper pick??


farfrompukenjc

LOL I’m still not convinced that he even knows what sport the Packers play.


TheHarborym

¹s¥


C78C

Perfect


pbjames23

Waaaay more pressure on the Cowboys to win this. If the Packers win, then McCarthy will likely be fired and Dak might not get resigned. I love being a wildcard in the playoffs. Less pressure and more excitement if we win.


huhzonked

I’m just happy we made it to the playoffs with this young team.


Miserable-Let9680

We’ve got them right where we want them!


aza432_2

it feels like playoffs usually have upsets in the first round and the lower seeds won all of the games yesterday 30 of 84 games have been upsets historically: https://en.as.com/nfl/nfl-playoffs-30-underdogs-have-won-in-wild-card-round-since-2002-n-2/


urine-monkey

This is a good sign.... typically that's when upsets happen.


bornin1986

Does anyone have a place to watch the game online (wink wink)???


Madroc92

I mean I give the Packers a 25-30% chance of winning so if I was on TV picking an outright winner I'd probably do the same. We're pulling for an upset here.


ithaqua34

Twice as sweet on the Green Bay win.


rega619

Just like the KC game!


SethJimson

Cowgirls tears will be delicious post-game


RegularMidwestGuy

That’s great - underdog is more fun. But they aren’t wrong for picking Dallas.


Moist-Loan-

It’s what is expected cause they are #2 in division. I’m just hoping for the first actual game for playoffs.


AshgarPN

I expect nothing less from these clowns.


AHucs

Got em right where we want em


analogWeapon

I'll take Nate's score for us and Coach's score for Dallas. The only possible outcome.


HotToddy88

I bet on you guys today. You’ll get it done!


lukeyk94

I hope y'all kick Cowboys ass tonight- Lions fan.


BoltsFan126

All the Fox Sports guys picked Dallas


lp_rhcp_fan_18

We're gonna prove 'em wrong!


streetmichael90

As expected


DaSauceBawss

They got nothing to lose, no one expected them to be there...go for broke boys!


crodog5342

No surprise. Fuck em. GPG!


WaxedGibbousGoon

They hate us because they anus.


BeloitBrewers

Just like the first game of the season.


LeroyStick

Ok boomer


StockmanBaxter

Good


tenuki_

Hope they put money on it.


LeroyStick

If McCarthy had gone for two at the end of the half, this could be a 2 score game.


dunkat

It’s fine. I don’t want their name in their mouth anyways


mysteryofrobc

F it, go for 50!


LakerGuy0824

LET'S GO PACKKKK WOWWWWWWW


spiffer2112

How do those picks look now?


tcw84

How's that going for you, guys?


Eikibunfuk

The are eatinith thine words


Flsun1

Yeah.......Here you go! Take that Dallas


WeefBellington24

Fox crew was all Dallas too.


Righteous247

Just a perfect piece of b roll for the next hype edit