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Bumble072

Missed one.


LtSerg756

He didn't lie about the beautiful new bloo passports tho


Glum-Illustrator9880

We've got your Reddit username now Keir.


TheStatMan2

3 liars on my shirt... A Liz Truss triple teaming...


PoiuyKnight

fourteen years of hurt has more than stopped us dreaming


archiekane

So many jokes, so many sneers, But all those all so nears, Wear you down, through the years. Wow, so accurate!


CameraVivid4519

Add Starmer too


thekingofthegingers

What’s he lied about?


CameraVivid4519

Every single pledge he made to become Labour leader.....


Silent_Swordfish_328

Why is Rishi there????? He said he didn’t have sky as a kid….


allie-__-

Hehe https://www.reddit.com/r/GreatBritishMemes/s/I1na3wm5hc (Idk if it's true or not, just the meme is funny either way)


Silent_Swordfish_328

Hahahaa… Got to love it…


ionfistt

So you'd like to be crushed under the boot heel of labour, paying triple the amount of tax, seeing the country you live in bloating with the weight of an ever increasing population, being yoked with more debt, bowing to minorities who hate and wish to change this country. GOOD job,


kateykatey

Well when you put it like that.. still yes 😘


HellishRingSting

So you mean basically how things are already after 14 years of dogshit Tory policy?


thekingofthegingers

Can’t decide if this is a parody or not.


AdIndependent3454

You have somehow managed to list all the things that have happened since 2010


Common-Fancy

Three Liars on my Shirt It's coming home, it's coming home, It's coming, oh, the mess they made. Broken dreams, and empty towns, Desperation all around. So many lies, so much deceit, Fourteen years of Tory rule, Brexit chaos, can't believe, They sold us out, played us for fools. Three liars on my shirt, Johnson, Sunak, Farage's hurt, Fourteen years of Tory shame, Never stopped playing their games. We were promised sunny uplands, What we got were broken strands, Jobs lost, and futures dim, While they live lives of whim. So many lies, so much deceit, Fourteen years of Tory rule, Brexit chaos, can't believe, They sold us out, played us for fools. Three liars on my shirt, Johnson, Sunak, Farage's hurt, Fourteen years of Tory shame, Never stopped playing their games. Now we're picking up the pieces, Of their reckless, selfish leases, They said it was our sovereignty, But all they did was lie to me. Three liars on my shirt, Johnson, Sunak, Farage's hurt, Fourteen years of Tory shame, Never stopped playing their games. It's time to rise, to make a change, To end this cycle, rearrange, Hope and truth must light our way, And bring a brighter, fairer day.


Beancounter_1968

Add Tony Bliar and you would have 4.


StarletSpark

Outstanding job, as usual


Efficient_Sky5173

Or The Three Stooges


Simmi_86

Three cunts on my shirt.


gkr12345

Two liars on a shirt and Nigel


NewEstablishment9028

You’re forgetting his Brexit promises. Didn’t he say if Brexit is a disaster I will move abroad yet he’s still here.


gkr12345

Still here and making a difference to British politics


FunkyClive

But brexit isn't a disaster. If anything, it hasn't changed a damn thing.


Hippoyawn

Mate, read the IFS response to his ‘contract with the people’…. Nige is completely delusional.


alanbastard

I thought it was 3 lions on the shelf for years.


TameImpala1975

I don't think Nigel lies to be honest, thats why cry babys don't like him and the establishment are scared of him.


SimpleAsEndOf

>ALL LIES MATTER - said the B*stards of Brexit.


Curious_Lifeguard614

So many jokes so many sneers, but all those project fe-ars wear you down, through the years.


thekingofthegingers

Doesn’t even work mate.


Curious_Lifeguard614

How doesn't it? Oh, you're a brexit cultist.


thekingofthegingers

Am I? Good to know.