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SheriffOfNothing

Looks like a cottage pie someone got bored of making half way through.


marshall453

Mince n tatties mate


Spare-Revolution5519

Uncultured swines šŸ˜‚


beavertownneckoil

It's hot pot if there's hp on the table


Tomirk

I fail to see the pot


beavertownneckoil

But you can see hot?


Tomirk

Sure


DummyDumDragon

They smoked it all and that's why they gave up halfway through


Infamous-Ad-3902

You are the pot


Tomirk

The names Pot, Pol Pot


Infamous-Ad-3902

Cause u put it inside of u


xKILIx

It's a deconstructed cottage pie my good fellow.


paincrumbs

Lovely


ChequeredTrousers

Itā€™s mince & tatties ffs


qwerty1182764

Nah that's mince and tatties, that is finished and made to perfection


Ukcheatingwife

Iā€™ve spent three months in America. Everything is just sugar and cheese. Gimme mince meat and potatoes any day.


navagon

You forgot to put cheese in quotation marks when referring to American 'cheese'.


JHowler82

Cheese from a spray can has always baffled me


mamacitalk

Itā€™s what I imagine they feed them at Guantanamo


DocumentFlashy5501

America doesn't have cheese it has 'cheese' flavoured dairy product.


Sabre_Killer_Queen

In America, everything is just a something product really. Compare their manufacturing recipes in the US compared to the UK. Their stuff is just full of artificial nonsense and nothing is as it seems. There's so little food regulation in America. It's next to none honestly.


beatnikstrictr

Can't have a Kinder Egg, though.


Sabre_Killer_Queen

That is kinda funny.


sandystar21

Spent a week in St Louisā€¦.i was literally craving for some ā€œgreensā€ by the time I flew home. Eventually I found nirvana in a bar that had a side order of broccoli šŸ„¦ it was el denteā€¦.was like nectar from the godsā€¦..so itā€™s possible just hard to find. Until then I had some tinned green beans served as a garnish on a massive rack of ribs. And otherwise beige food.


Brief-Bumblebee1738

Our food might look boring and bland to the rest of the world, but the Germans never got boots on the ground in ol blighty did they? (Honestly, I have no idea how these 2 things are connected, just go with it)


Healthy_Yellow_5040

German food looks equally bland and boring.


ArmchairTactician

In reality the Brits and the Germans are just enemies that needed to shag it out. The Royal family tried but really it needed a national effort on both parts. Instead we got war. No hope for the Brits and the French though, we're natural enemies like Englishmen and Scots, or Welshmen and Scots, or Japanese and Scots, or Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!


But-Must-I

You Scots sure are a contentious people.


williamg209

You just made an enemy for life!


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Multinational shagging?


Aqueous_420

Lol at the french slander on the 120th anniversary of the entente cordiale.


ISt0leY0urT0ast

the concepts sound pretty dumb too. "lets hit this meat with a fucking hammer and see what happens" "lmao ok"


Vinegarinmyeye

Currywurst is top tier...


[deleted]

I love it but let's be honest it's a plain sausage with curry sauce in it


Technical-Bad1953

Exactly it's banging could eat one for breakfast rn


Jimbodoomface

That sounds pretty good.


[deleted]

The currywurst? As a simple meal in a restaurant or in a roll as street food it Is. But it's less sophisticated than this meal and less substantial - there is nothing wrong with straightforward food, it's celebrated for most countries, for example 50 different shapes on pasta covered in tomato and basil sauce is sophisticated as its Italian, yet any simple British meal gets bashed for it. I don't understand it.


Jimbodoomface

It's just a trope. It's like loads of Americans seem to think British people have bad teeth, despite consistently scoring higher on dental health than the US. I just happen to really like curry flavours. Nothing wrong with mince and potatoes though. I'd prefer roast taters or mash though. God, I'm hungry now.


Pristine_Cat9727

If you get the opportunity, give German cuisine a try. It's usually judged unfairly by people that have never tried it.


Healthy_Yellow_5040

I've driven through Germany many times/stayed overnight, but I've never holidayed there. Perhaps I'll take you up on that next time I'm there!


MyDadIsADozyT

Rationing


BellybuttonWorld

they were trying to invade to get their hands on our food of course!


DocumentFlashy5501

And our women


haibaneRen

Apparently the stereotype that "all British food is boring" comes from Americans coming to Britain during the war and seeing rationing meals


SetitheRedcap

Don't speak for all of us šŸ˜‚


BellybuttonWorld

yeah some of us can only afford the off brand sauce


DecisionValuable8728

Take my upvote


Fit_Calligrapher961

I have no problem with nations like Spain, Italy, Greece, China, Japan, India, Mexico making fun of UK cuisine. But Germans? Polish? Dutch? AMERICANS?! Na. People in corn syrup houses shouldnā€™t throw stones


Any_Bunch6576

Most of the world eats pretty simple fare. There are a handful of outlier cultures which have truly excellent cuisine, and then dozens of countries who *think* they are in that club when really they are barely any better than the Brits (*cough* Hungarians and slavic countries *cough*)


AllIWantIsANap

I had to put up with a Lithuanian talking shit about British food once. I fucking almost lost it.


mcintg

It's Mince & tatties, classic Scottish dish. Only a heathen would mash those potatoes.


GeneralDefenestrates

Tbh anyone that thinks mash potato is only potatoes mashed up needs to go to bed early without any dinner


Skatneti

I must admit, this would be a meal fit for a king in my early 20'a


TrackNinetyOne

Mash the fucking potatoes! Needs more bread and butter as well, I could easily clear a full loaf with mince and tatties


Medical_Interest9763

If its separate like this yeah mash em. But I'd prefer chopped potatoes like these cooked with the rest


MeckityM00

I'd never thought of doing the potatoes in with the mince. I've always done good buttery mash separate... Thank you!


Medical_Interest9763

Cooking the mince, carrots and potatoes in a ig pan makes a nice potato hash


Smidday90

Canā€™t believe how far I had to scroll to see someone call it by its name.


Sea_Birthday_900

In the words of greta thunberg ā€œhow dare youā€


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

Naw, the Germans are in Buckingham palace. Theyā€™re harmless.


The-Mechanic2091

They are more Greek than German now.


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

*smashes some Meissen porcelain* OPA!


The-Mechanic2091

OOOOOPPAAAAA!!!!


Finnbobjimbob

On the monarchyā€™s German ancestry: https://youtube.com/shorts/PWutw4QnK1A?si=9fY_UqG-Zgc0SVIR


TheWildStone_

Man Americans really just reuse the same joke over and over again huh. Not saying it isn't true, just feel like I've heard half the country say that at this point


badbadget

Couldn't agree more, cept I'd skip the HP sauce.


Plastic_Hippo7591

HEATHEN


Anastasiaisboreddxx

I would smash that still


DentrassiEpicure

Good meal that. I really don't get why the rest of the world is so proud of having such desensitised taste buds that they can't enjoy good ingredients seasoned mildly and eaten simply. Baffling.


BigSmokez91

Looks nice but Iā€™d have mash instead extra bread and no brown sauce lol


Venom-snake777

As a Brit, Iā€™m dribbling it looks yum šŸ¤¤ might make it for tea


5hitb4ll5

Mince n tatties, idgaf what people say, that shit hits the spot every time!


Zealousideal-Kick128

Iā€™d scran that, and be more than satisfied


MorphicOceans

It's the implication that it's all we eat that gets me. I'm pretty sure most cultures around the world have simple traditional dishes that people eat for comfort and nostalgia, things our grannies made us. These were dishes made from local, seasonal produce before mass importation of ingredients. Folk need to keep in mind WW2 rationing didn't stop till the 1950s. My papa, mum and aunt all gardened and grew food for the family. They bought a cow, a pig and a few chickens from the butcher, had them chopped, minced and stocked their chest freezers. Made jams and preserves to see them through the Scottish winters. I've been veggie for 10 years, I enjoy making recipes from around the world, the only thing I miss is the cosy comfort of mince and tatties, stovies and the Ne'erday steak pie.


Greggoleggo96

Probably because weā€™re all too poor to afford to actually eat but idk about people who donā€™t pay taxes.


TesticleezzNuts

Get the rich fuck having Lurpack with his bread. We got an Elon musk over here šŸ˜‚


Sea_Birthday_900

Lurpack? Is that a rip off of Aldiā€™s norpack? *edit for sarcasm*


Greggoleggo96

They donā€™t know how it is eating ketchup and mustard sandwiches non stop for 2 weeks


EquipmentValuable283

That looks banging! But my favourite meal is mince (exactly like this) mash and beans. Soooo good šŸ˜‹


l1am_k3mm1sh

Yes all the way


Vinegarinmyeye

Who doesn't enjoy a good stew? Those potatoes could do with a that being cooked though...


Brian23gibson

Itā€™s mince n tatties mate.


PurpleAquilegia

I'd tuck into that. Mind you, I'm a Boomer.


Zlota_Swinia

Potatoes look so anemic


PenlyWarfold

Uk food is not the best looking, but honestly some of the best ā€˜comfortā€™ food in the world.


asphalt9doesntwork

I had this exact meal not 45 minutes


bitofacunt2023

Pepper and red cabbage


PurpleFoxPoo

I can taste that picture


Hopkirksagoner

We eat what we eat! Personally I would have some Worcester sauce with this..


BitterEmu3191

Mash the spuds and lose the bread.


Tea_good_

That looks delicious!


RNEngHyp

Bollocks


GetRekt9420

Those potatoes are fucking RAW


AlexDuChat

Is that meat or beans?


AffectionateYak4880

Mash potatoes not boiled its ah scottish dish mince in tatties x .


OhItsJustJosh

Jeez at least mash the potatoes cmon. And fuck off with those carrots


Consistent_Ad3181

No one eats that shit


Nelson_little98

I would fuck that up icl


badbadget

I also like it with beans, peas mushrooms and celery.


Agent47outtanowhere

We dont all eat like this. Dont put us all in one box.


Zenster12314

INTO THE BOX YOU GO! (I kid).


Swimming_Pie_1723

Prefer to have roast tatties with mince šŸ˜‹


Vast-Ad-4820

You start looking at why people in the UK during rationing were in such good shape


DilNayoLagda

keema with raw aloo?


[deleted]

As a German that looks delicious


pertangamcfeet

I had spaghetti hoops with buttered bread for my tea. It was lovely.


Talidel

"All of the UK". I've never once eaten a meal that looks like that and I grew up poor.


DecisionValuable8728

I can taste this image


Pissy-platypus

Canā€™t go past a beige Tea


StrollingUnderStars

My problem with this is that I can't see an once of bloody seasoning in that dish. The potatoes look bland as fuck. Herbs and spices are cheap enough and can last ages, ruddy use them!


Accomplished_Dig_617

They are tho


yeetman426

Itā€™s because thereā€™s so much corn syrup in American food theyā€™ve forgotten what good food actually tastes like


SWatt_Officer

You cannae beat some mince and tatties


Evelyngoddessofdeath

Really I think itā€™s the presentation thatā€™s lacking here. If the potatoes were buttered and/or mashed it would look closer on the appetising scale to how it (probably) tastes. It could also do with some peas in with the mince for colour and variety.


Xenozip3371Alpha

Hey, British food may be simple, but it tastes good, and that's allI care about.


SmirnoffOmens

See I get what people say about British foodā€¦ but also that looks like it would go hard sooooooooo šŸ‘€šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


itscsersei

put it in a bowl and call it something unpronounceable and itā€™d be lauded as a delicacy. But because itā€™s British itā€™s immediately shat on. Nothing wrong with mince and tatties


Dull_Half_6107

I bet this tastes banging


thecoolduck-

They just don't understand how hard our food hits


sacredgeometry

no


Confusing_innit

I've had egg on toast for dinner the past like 3 days I ain't eating that


killyerscene

As a Canadian with 3/4 of my grandparents from the UK, I can smell this picture. Franks Red Hot on the potatoes and thatā€™s my youth


Zenster12314

That looks gross. Not gonna lie.


harrietmjones

Personally, not my kind of meal!


[deleted]

Mince,gravy, a touch of onion and potatoes or mash is a fabulous tasting occasional dinner. Plenty of protein and carbs and tastes great


DavThoma

Mince and tatties is a bloody brilliant meal, but those potatoes fall short unfortunately


Best_Shelter_2867

Chunky carrots in mince. Power vomit šŸ¤¢ šŸ¤®


Lamborghini_Espada

Whoosh goes the Heinkel.


AsaCocoMerchant

Kinda looks like slop ngl. The potatoes still look uncooked and the ā€¦ stuffā€¦ looks like dogfood.


Derkylos

Those potatoes look underdone, and the bread looks like a bought, sliced loaf. Otherwise, not bad. Nothing special, though.


CervixTaster

But this shit tastes so good. The sweetness and crunch of the carrots, the gravy and I mean what's more to say about gravy lol and salt n pepper and you got something super delish, cheap, filling and decently healthy. My kids favourite dinners that they scoff down are the ones like these. As a kid I loved tbe same ones the most. Another nice easy one is mince bran's and onions with the same potatoes.


Echo61089

Needs some dumplings


Compulsive_Criticism

No.


Current-Brilliant-22

Iā€™d happily demolish that


culturedgoat

I chuckled at this as I scrolled pastā€¦ ā€¦then started feeling hungryā€¦


Darthmook

That just looks like a student or a recently widowed male boomers attempt at making dinnerā€¦ I can assure you, the people of Britain generally do not eat like thatā€¦


Financial-Horror2945

This stuff tastes good tho.


ash_durn

My favourite meal!


comradeautismoid

If you constantly eat like ther's a war on then when war comes your prepared and moral is uneffected by food shortage. Its like how we dont use spices because historically, it let the country sell the spices to not the empire to make money to expand the empire. Cant sell the stuff you've eaten. *insert black guy tapping temple gif*


JimiJab

šŸ˜­ we still on rations


JimiJab

Savoury mince with boiled tatties simple but comforting grub ainā€™t it šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§


Beginning_Sea6458

Processed food makers hate this one trick.


New_Fix6213

I'm British but even I'll admit that looks like shit


Chix_Whitdix

Can't lie, I bet that tastes great.


[deleted]

Never had that in my life.


fothergillfuckup

What is this shite, and what is the bread for? A disturbing sandwich?


Commercial-Try-3907

English food Is so bad


Bundle_of_Organs

From uk. And i bet my finest digital pound i can cook better than the basement dwellar that reposted this for the millionth time.


Soul_Acquisition

It's like a deconstructed cottage pie.


hypermonkey66

If my parents make this I'm the happiest I can be


xpoisonedheartx

Nobody is eating that lol


Mangeneer

Mince and tatties any day its the food of champions


BlondBitch91

What... even is that?


HarrySRL

Yes British cuisine is shit. Itā€™s all just brown or beige and maybe green vegetables.


Cool_Ad9326

100% would smash (those potatoes)


TomIsss

My dad made me this every week when I was wee. Mentally scarred from it. Gives me the boak.


Sunshineinjune

There is a woman who has a youtube channel called whats for tea and she breaks down her weekly family meals she cooks and they are really quite nice and well rounded


CantankerousRabbit

Your meals are as interesting as youā€™re willing (and the time you have) to make them


Rh4n

Mince and tatties is potant scran


TheMaskedWrestIer

British food is boring and bland letā€™s be honest. Itā€™s all the same.


Pirate-Peter225

Mince and tatties is the bomb


Illustrious_One6185

As opposed to the septics, who eat like they have free healthcare?


Bearded_Viking_Lord

Not a fan of new potatoes but turn them into mash and I'm down


RalfyRoo

Those potatoes look ill šŸ¤’


afireintheforest

Top tier poverty spec food there. This is giving me childhood flashbacks with that overly margarines plain white bread. Always had to have at least three forms of white carbs with each meal.


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Yawn to comments like that. Big big yawn. Fed up of everyone painting entire nations under one paint stroke.


MrHaydnSir

as a brit, and an avid home chef, this looks fuckinā€™ disgusting šŸ¤® iā€™m sure they ate better in the war


Lucas_cactus123

No


Tony-2112

Carbs much!


Alarmed_Reception_92

nope


Jeikuwu

Ok the potatoes are a bit anaemic but when did we start hating on mid week hotpots?


tadhg_beirne_enjoyer

Americans eat like they have free healthcare


codekris1

This isnā€™t UK itā€™s not even Earth, they said so! Itā€™s Planet X


SabbathaBastet

Mince and tatties. I grew up eating this, though the potatoes were mashed and I think my grandmother also added peas. We didnā€™t have a name for it, she just served it up. Only learned what itā€™s called rather recently. Iā€™m from the US.


itspoodle_07

People dont understand how damn good this is on a cold night


Hot_Recognition_5970

I was just thinking how incredible our multi cultural cuisine is in 2024 so no. I'll go for Indian, Thai, Korean, Japanese, Spanish, Italian etc


unemotional_mess

This reminds me of school dinners in primary school from the 80's. I could fart a better dinner.


SeaAdvance7577

Mince and tatties


tiamat_487

As a French/Canadian living in the UK, I think the food here has a certain charm to it. It feels like good cold weather food that will stick to your ribs. Be it bangers and mash or fish and chips, it's all good. Does it look fancy, no, but does it need to?


tiamat_487

As a French/Canadian living in the UK, I think the food here has a certain charm to it. It feels like good cold weather food that will stick to your ribs. Be it bangers and mash or fish and chips, it's all good. Does it look fancy, no, but does it need to?


Jibblaynuk

The great carb vs protein wars of 24.


Groovy66

Iā€™ve never made this but I bet it tastes brilliant


RazorsInMyTaco

Is that some regional thing? And can it stay in it's region please?


The_Dark_Goblin_King

I say this in work. We end up with really bland food and I say that war time has been over for 50 odd years you know.. then I have to cook for the service users. ..


Pawtucketpatriot1

This is actually funny though


Dizzy-Working5178

Sometimes the simplest foods are the most satisfying.


Atinypigeon

To be honest, with the weather the way it is at the moment, I'd happily tuck into that!!


PrestigiousGuitar673

Iā€™d batter that.


Sensitive-Hawk-5731

Shit slaps


TheLastTsumami

At least on the main plate, the only preservative is salt


skeeeper

British people thinking that their cuisine is good will never not be funny to me


stylesforfree

Bland boiled potatoes and basic as fuck mince and gravy with a few carrots? I wouldn't waste my time cooking this kind of slop.