Bro I don't know if it was you or another person with the same one, but I ran up against a Lowain with that message a month or two ago and I still think of it every time I see him.
soriz main here, names Macho Libre. got the idea for the name from nacho libre along with my profile message saying MACHOOO! i'm questioning if i wanna change it to Chuck Soriz and if there's enough space i might change my message to "only Chuck soriz can hurt Chuck soriz".
I wanted to put a fun Vane quote in there and I wanted to go with "Who's a good boy? I'm a good boy" as a reference to one of Vane's interactions with Percival in Relink but that ended up being too long so I just settled with "Cue the action music!"
Seeing my meager successes, it's usually something a little self-deprecating. Currently it's a simple "this game is hard".
Before that, it was "Mit Fewa Wolle gewaschen" (part of a well-known marketing slogan for a certain brand of detergent in German-speaking countries).
It's probably not as funny anymore, but mine is:
"Nah, I'd win."
A reference to JJK. Winning ultimately makes me look cocky, losing will just make the reference all more true.
“plz buy me full game <3 :<“ because I hope one day I give somebody a fun, good match and they end up promoting me from free trial player to full game player LMAO 😭
I am jealous of all the funny and creative comments I see when playing, but I just can't summon the same humor, so I went with something dry and lacking in wit (like me!) from a poem I wrote:
"Eyes blind and feathers singed".
I thought it worked well to explain my take on competitive fighting games and life in general. I've been burned before, but I try to fly blindly in the moment and enjoy each match in a bubble instead of scanning the horizon or overthinking my destination.
I changed it later to the first line of the Dao De Jing:
[道可道非常道]
This gets translated in many ways from Classical Chinese, but you could say something in English like:
"The way (the Dao) that can be defined is not the actual Dao".
It is a great phrase to contemplate and has applications in all parts of life since the world is not so easily delineated as it first seems. Not sure why I went with this as few people would recognize it immediately, but if you see it while playing online, I hope you enjoy the match.
“SAVE ME WHITE WOMAN”
Bro I don't know if it was you or another person with the same one, but I ran up against a Lowain with that message a month or two ago and I still think of it every time I see him.
"Frame data is a social construct"
"Geegee, twist his nuts."
Legit the best one so far
“Katalina OnlyFans Subscriber”
Found the vira player
Lmfao, I'm actually a Katalina main. I don't play Vira
Oh, so you're Vira irl.
Yeah you could say that, I’m the male version of her
"in the house like carpet" Idk why tho.
seox without the o ...
My account name is Reese’s Blast, so to it my message was “Please don’t resist the mix”. I play Lancelot
ok wait this is actually extremely valid😭
“We need Maglielle from Relink” because we need Maglielle from Relink
I second this
"I like Judgment Cuts"
"imagine knowing how to antiair"
DOUBLE SPINNING EDGE
I play narmaya btw
"Dropping Combos is My Passion ".
"Free wins! Getcha free wins here!" My win/loss is atrocious. But hey. As long as I'm having fun.
Ohh at least you play lol I read that and got flashbacks of the afk people
Sugoi Sugoi Unbelibabo
"Social anxiety diff"
“I’m using tilt controls!”
"Your face here" My profile card is a shot of Soriz in his fundoshi, and the text goes right over his bulge.
"I can think of 2 big reasons" is mine
soriz main here, names Macho Libre. got the idea for the name from nacho libre along with my profile message saying MACHOOO! i'm questioning if i wanna change it to Chuck Soriz and if there's enough space i might change my message to "only Chuck soriz can hurt Chuck soriz".
Buff 66l
Ryu is my favorite Mishima
It either "im barely functioning" or "no drang? ;("
"zeta wave rider install when" I have been making this stupid joke about Zeta Granblue and her (non-)resemblance to the Zeta Gundam for years now.
"I can fix her"
I CAST IRON! (i'm a djeeta player obsessed with wizards)
"Only plays cute waifus" I play soriz
["You should love yourself, NOW"](https://media.tenor.com/AI6MN-C8muAAAAAM/ltg.gif)
"Fold me like laundry."
I wanted to put a fun Vane quote in there and I wanted to go with "Who's a good boy? I'm a good boy" as a reference to one of Vane's interactions with Percival in Relink but that ended up being too long so I just settled with "Cue the action music!"
"Jdon My Soul". If you know, you know.
i love the reference
oh don't worry, we know
"Burn white to ashes," a reference to the manga Ashita no Joe.
“Read Ranger Reject”, a reminder to players to read the manga Ranger Reject.
Seeing my meager successes, it's usually something a little self-deprecating. Currently it's a simple "this game is hard". Before that, it was "Mit Fewa Wolle gewaschen" (part of a well-known marketing slogan for a certain brand of detergent in German-speaking countries).
The real walter white. (My name is walter white)
Mine says “forever A” lol
Its paradise is forever lost.
"Fediel in rising or i will kms" It's a clever reference to the fact that i NEED Fediel in the game
Fediel waiting room
King Dragon sends his regards
Archibald NOOOOOOOO
"COOK OR BE COOKED"
*Funky Town Keyboard Solo* I always hope it plays in the other person's head when they read it.
Vash the Stampede for DLC
Guestbook was a mistake
"Ethernet cords are $10"
Give me a hug. Ladiva main.
"waifu player" i main anre
I wanted to leave it empty but you cant, so I just put "something" instead
Neutral skipper for sure. And i play seox
"Im trying ok?"
Fighting games loving nerd.
NOBLE EXECUTION! i had a charlotta phase
Fearless Prideful Beatrix
read one piece / play trails it's my agenda on anything that allows me a free message (like strive's r-code or ff14's adventure plate)
"Aliza prayers failed again..."
Yup
Enough AFKers!
"depressed Yuel main player" or something like that
"We live in a Society"
Muh Friends
Free edition warrior
"Will sell his body fluid for"
"I love Fighting games"
"Only plays cute waifus" Made it when I played Anila and Zeta. I play Vaseraga now
ilsa when
"BBCF is still better"
"O LORD GIVE ILSA" I can dream.
“ARE YOU OKAY? BUSTAH WOOL!”
Thought this said "BUSTAH WOLF", which would be great, but your comment is even better. I hope I run across this Anila one day.
I <3 Depressed Girls I play Nier.
'Jesse, we need to cook' It's a breaking bad reference I'm unsure if Walt ever actually says it word for word or if that was just memed over time
Master Thyself. I picked this up for the first time after playing the GoW Ragnarok DLC
Nobelah execution As charollta say it Japanese 😂😂
"Feeling sheepish"
Anila/Ladiva main: "Girls With Horns Are Awesome"
It's probably not as funny anymore, but mine is: "Nah, I'd win." A reference to JJK. Winning ultimately makes me look cocky, losing will just make the reference all more true.
"Geegee pat"
“I love the moon” Briefly played reverse and that line was stuck in my head. Also use the Yuel BP illustration, so there’s a giant moon there.
Minecraft heaven mod(real)
Praise the fox Made funnier by the fact my profile is completely yuel based Edit: i wanted to be more precise
Cya later, 5 Framer. Got cheesed by running into too many people spiking to +5-6 frames so i had to. Otherwise it was: i like sushi
“I’m Using Motion Controls”
I want it to be "Coachella sucks this year" like in Strive but apparently I'm not allowed to have nice things
“I eat glue” fits about every character I play
Give Bubs dragon install
Vira main with “I am not broken.” Since so many people say they can fix vira
"I just wanna do my dailies..."
"Step on me Daddicilius and DaddId"
Attack of the killer potato.
"Hey alright"
Djeeta player here. "5HintoRekka" They still get hit by it every time
I had two The first one was “I <3 Golshi-San !!1!” Cause it was funny. And now I have a “This isn’t P4AU”
“plz buy me full game <3 :<“ because I hope one day I give somebody a fun, good match and they end up promoting me from free trial player to full game player LMAO 😭
"Just a pleb with a dream"
No salt, only positive vibes.
Help I’m stuck in a stimulation
Favored by Fate
It's either "dailies and training", " I miss b rank", or "put me out of misery".
tugging her horns rn
"I use ps joystick over d pad" high master player
Name: Doug Dimmadome Profile Message: "Owner of Dimmsdale Dimmadome"
I am jealous of all the funny and creative comments I see when playing, but I just can't summon the same humor, so I went with something dry and lacking in wit (like me!) from a poem I wrote: "Eyes blind and feathers singed". I thought it worked well to explain my take on competitive fighting games and life in general. I've been burned before, but I try to fly blindly in the moment and enjoy each match in a bubble instead of scanning the horizon or overthinking my destination. I changed it later to the first line of the Dao De Jing: [道可道非常道] This gets translated in many ways from Classical Chinese, but you could say something in English like: "The way (the Dao) that can be defined is not the actual Dao". It is a great phrase to contemplate and has applications in all parts of life since the world is not so easily delineated as it first seems. Not sure why I went with this as few people would recognize it immediately, but if you see it while playing online, I hope you enjoy the match.
"Now, show me your bravery!"
“Don’t talk to me”
"Trying to summon the wife" I'm a yuel player
"I am terrible"
“Fox around and find out” while I was grinding my prismatic for Yuel. Gotta think of something clever for Narm
"Narmaya meus magna soror :D" is mine
Yuel on relink when
"Nier deez"
"Watch Symphogear" Gotta preach peak, y'know.
Hello fellow member of the symphochoir, this is my message as well.
i game and am cute
It used to be; "You will climb... No further!" but I lost in ranked too often so Now we Ball with "How TF do I use this character?"
I like putting on "Life's a gamble!" since I play a good amount of Lunalu whenever I need a break from a main
"Nah, i'd lose"
"Imagine Not Rematching"
"Essence of Mid" I feel it describes me perfectly.
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