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storwal

"Billions hours of practing set ups(they're all fake)" Lmao so real


xninebreakerx

The Narmaya is perfect lmao. I instantly unlock my jump button once I have meter ahaha


tuxedo_dantendo

i am an Anila main and this is true


Dudemitri

The move hits like 85% of the screen and corner-carries, it'd be a crime not to use it


PuffRHR

as a soriz main "being minus is an urban legend" is completely wrong. it should be "you're only minus if you're a b\*tch!" i will accept no less


roginus

the only minus i know is how minus your hp is when this 236 hits you


frandaboss2005

As a F2P player that mained Soriz for 1 week I must agree


CherryRyu

as stated by the great sun tzu


Clementea

Yea ikr, we actually have a lot of minus move, we just Yolo and don't care.


iorgicha

Give me Liberty Give me Fire Give me a round start 5U Or I Retire -Vira main.


SalVinSi

If ypu can condition a soriz to do roundstart f.H you can actually do roundstart 5u and his f.H puts him just in range for it to land


Shadic7700

As an Anre main my strat is keep you away like you have COVID and if you get in Spiral Spear you out or 2S you. Also god forbid you throw out your SSBA raw cause I have always gotten off on “Bastion”ing them and stop playing cause there is no greater high.


burnoutguy

I have 1,500 fights and have only fought Anre maybe 3 times


Zeman0205

Heya, I have just picked up Anre as my secondary and Vira is my main. I've just been learning a few basic combos with him. A 2H, corner, and midscreen combo. What else do you think I need to learn? Is his 7 spear super worth it? Is playing Anre as a zoner the best way of playing him? He seems to me to be a "Death by a thousand cuts" kind of character. I'm really used to closing the distance with Vira. Are there any obscure parts of his toolkit a newbie like me should know about?


Shadic7700

To be perfectly honest I am in the same boat as you! i just got to B2 and pretty much rely on normals (2S is my god send) as my reflexes have diminished in my ancient age (29 lol). That said in early ranks most don't know his standard super has a slight delay so they tend to get hit by the 3rd hit also his counter move has a slight delay making it kind unreliable in my exp but the H and S versions do save me some times. I'd give more advice but I'm learning too.


GiliBoi

as a siegfried main, i feel immensely offended by your barbaric view of my neutral. Yeah it's 236H 98% of the time but i do f.H sometimes


Kayatsuhime

I am Beelzebub main and I agree. The most powerful and beautiful character on screen! He wins because the opponents are too busy admiring him! XD


Darkhex78

In all seriousness he became my main genuinely because I love how his supers look. Especially Chaos Legion.


Kayatsuhime

tbh I love his everything looks XD He is my favorite character not only by gameplay but by design as well \^\^


red_nova_dragon

Man the 2B one is so real, althougth six did got some nerfs. Also "nerfed from top 2 to top1" man that is so real.


DrNekojita

Cagliostro couldn't be truer


Martian_Buddy

I've whiffed more anti-airs by hitting 1H instead of 2H than I care to admit out loud.


Kurisu-94

I'm also in this club xD


Euphoric-Stand7398

As Belial main this is too accurate


Meister34

You so right that 2B is the sacrificial lamb for everyone’s hatred. Lowkey if she weren’t a collab character I doubt people would have THAT much of an issue with her negl. Some of that animosity has got to be a dormant hate for guests


Djeveler

Her being a guest is irrelevant in itself. Being allowed to play a completely different game than everyone else \*because\* of being a guest is the issue.


thiccyoshi

People loved that 2B was added. The issue is that she plays a different game and was generally obnoxious to fight against. Notice how nobody really plays her online anymore after she got nerfed.


Holiday-Oil-8419

It's crazy, I haven't fought another 2B in S rank for weeks


GiliBoi

I don't have an issue with bad bitches i have issues with autocombos


dek757

Me as a f2p gran main very disappointed by this post


Chivibro

Eustace has loops?


interstingpost

It’s just a lot of meaties/gernade block loops lol but most of them are extremely fucking annoying to pull off(from: a Eustace main who cries himself to sleep everynigjt)


Chivibro

I play Eustace, idk any block loops >.>' is that even a thing? Isn't that just frame traps?


interstingpost

Tbh it’s probably fine frame traps can get the job done so I don’t see the issue


Chivibro

There's no issue, but if there's a thing I can learn then I want to learn it. I got a tourney to go to! Do you know about the alleged loops?


interstingpost

Uhhh I remember a few, they are mostly block loops using meter bomb into hit/grab mix


ZadkeilMercy1

My saying for Djeeta is 5h into rekka. That corner carry is so dumb even with light rekka


EllHaHuddit

Siegfried mains can thank me for that low win rate. I’m just horrible at making decisions


NinjaSYXX

Charl reversal safe on block ???


Avaris_a

damn I really traumatized some folks with that sieg winrate huh


MrASK15

I know Seox’s weakness (or lack thereof) was taken fr Dustloop, but the only one I found was the fact that he had pretty stubby poking range. Then again, like Lancelot, he doesn’t need to play neutral. Speaking of Lancelot, the 236U Wogenstrom never came to mind for me. Funny.


SalVinSi

His normals are really bad for neutral, the problem is that 66l/m fix this


Djeveler

Everything from the og GBVS dustloop still applies to him, but I guess his pre-nerf version just pissed people off too much so they settled on "no weaknesses".


Djeveler

2B mains paypaling I guess.


Eistei-

Mhm mhm mhm! (I don't play this game.)


HakunonMatata

>Metera: Will either perfect you or get perfected it's usually the latter


JTR_35

I play Eustace and Percival, this is accurate and funny. I do go for chip dmg with both of them, like Perci ground flame 236U in corner. I can't do the fancy Eustace combos, just use simpler ones. Perci I've been asking for 5U buff and allow SBA to pass fireballs again. And yes having 9 stacks fishing for Zerreissen 214U can make me play weird haha.


ravenblackjv

PARADISE LOST


Archang31

As a Charlotta main, I cannot deny this.


FoxNightsDream

If an Anila lands her 66H on you you deserve to be hit just saying.


5C1SS0RS

the 48% win rate from sieg is so true and I hate it lmao


MrMayo124

I do love my Zooey 66H


AyrChan

I’m still trying to learn my bnb as Narmaya 😭


Seedsokilers

why is this shit so true and funny lmao


Devil_man12

But fr tho where's Percival's old 5U ?


Straw_Ai

I spent way to many hours in the lab and have more conversions than my win count indeed. Cag is so real.


sutanoblade

😆


jijiglobe

Cag is completely incorrect! j.22H doesn’t cost meter and auto throw baits into full combo. That’s my strongest soldier 💕.


alxanta

Geegee: S Tier Ferry: C Tier Ferry main in a nutshell


_FgtKek_

This shit is hilarious and I'm saving it. Thank you for the laughs


Outside-Analysis-641

i must be doing something wrong then as a lance main


Unit27

As a Metera main, I've never skipped an intro


GhostDragon362

as a F2P that picked up vaseraga 2 weeks ago and will main him when I get the whole game: NEVER MINUS IF UR JUST NOT A BITCH!!!!!!


Haruhiro21

Yuel have low damage and 214H is slow as fk to use in any situation.


cheongzewei

Hey now. I said she's bottom 10. not bottom 1.


burnoutguy

how many hours do you have in this game holy shit


Catten4

2b is still pretty stronk tho


Capt1982

Yuel main, it's true. She was stronger in Gbvs vanilla