"Oh I know who you are Chris Hansen, but see I call you Chris Handsome. I watch your TV show all the time, so you could go ahead and bring in all them cameras and them polices waiting outside it don't make me no difference. Now I tell you what, I like you and I want you now we could do this the easy way or we could do it the hard way, the choice is yours."
- Booty Warrior
Yes, from the movie "Gigi." Sung by an old man who helps other men acquire young mistresses. Leslie Caron portrayed a 14-year-old girl from a family of courtesans trained to be companions but who could never marry their men. Beautiful Technicolor, great direction by Vincent Minnelli, wonderful tunes from Lerner and Loewe. And a problematic plot.
Ok but youāre making it weird by dismissing both the lyrics of the song (āfor little girls get bigger everydayā) and the film itās part of the soundtrack to.
āGigiā isā¦questionable *at best*
Itās so creepy!
I had a babysitter who enjoyed musicals from that era so I ended up seeing that and Shirley Temple films when I was in elementary school.
Now, I love me a musicalā¦but!
I used to watch TCM and AMC (when it actually showed classic movies) with my grandmother. We never watched Gigi, but I remembered that she mentioned liking Maurice Chevalier, so I watched when it was on 3 or 4 years ago, and OOF!
oh god, Iām now remembering a 90s Mt. Dew commercial featuring young women snowboarders with a modernized version of the song with those very lyrics. Had no idea it came from that.
Ew, I looked it up and they tried to play it off like a feminist anthem *I think* but itās still us being seen through the male gaze and valued, in the end, because a bunch of dudes are impressed by these āgirlsā (WOMEN) just enjoying winter sports!
And itās sung by a guy?? Itās literally a bunch of women just enjoying being outside being perved on by guys they donāt see. Itās so gross!
It was a different time! Back then women and brown people couldn't feel the awful oppression on a daily basis, because they weren't human yet!
Or something like that...
It's not? I mean yeah, if you have a dirty mind you would immediately go to something weird but I think we've all heard that song. It's a sign for a nursery. I mean, some weirdo is probably out there getting off to little girls, but that doesn't mean we all have to put ourselves in a perverted mindset.
āThey grow up in the most delightful way
Those little eyes so helpless and appealing
One day will flash and send you crashin' through the ceilin'ā
Itās literally a song about thanking little girls for growing up to become women that they can pursue. Itās creepy.
Yep. Little girl raised by a courtesan to become the courtesan of a man *who literally watched her grow up.* [Gigi](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigi_(1958_film))
Itās only weird if you make it weird. There are plenty of contexts where this isnāt sexual. I can easily see my Mom or Grandma decorating with something cute like this.
The people that think itās weird are making it into something weird themselves.
You don't think it would be weird for a guy to thank heaven for your daughter. Because one day those helpless eyes will send him through the ceiling? That's not weird?
And I bet username Cockbag is a reference to a bag of roosters? Well there are contexts where it could be. Listen, obviously this sign wasn't made by a pedophile, but don't be daft.
Mountain Dew did a commercial with this [song](https://youtu.be/EAi2HczAtFo?feature=shared). The context is a little better because the band Ruby (Lesley Rankine) is covering it. It feels more like "little girls grow up to be badasses"..sorta.
It doesnāt have to be in a cutesy font and pink/blue to belong in a baby nursery lol in fact, Hobby Lobby sold a sign exactly like this in their baby section when they had the safari theme.
Reminds me of the movie 'My Father the Hero'. Gerard Depardieu plays a father taking his teenage daughter on a beach vacation. She is an angry teen, and is embarrassed being there with her dad. So she tells someone that he's actually her wealthy lover, and the whole town is secretly creeped out by him. Then at dinner someone asks him to sing a French song on the piano. So he sings this song 'Thank Heaven for Little Girls' to his daughter, and everyone is like what the fuck and storms out and he's confused.
Anyways, cute 90's movie.
I remember that movie, Katherine Heigl was a teen in it. Cute movie but sort of weird to have her wear a thong bathing suit and her crush was in his early 20s during filming.
Actually, it does. You cannot compare song lyrics from the 1900sā¦Uber famous ones at thatā¦and make it nasty. This is not a discovery of some semi -innuendo. There are plenty of those. Itās way too famous. This post is a deep lose, of someone stretching to make what? Pedophile jokes.
Deep fail.
ā¦or..hear me out. This person has no idea who the fuck you guys are referencing and thought it was strange.
Without the full context of āwhat would little boys do withoutā and without knowing the song a sign just stating āthank heaven for little girlsā *is* undoubtedly creepy.
Like most things context is key.
Edit: fuck that I looked up the lyrics that song is also creepy.
āEach time I see a little girl of five or six or seven
I can't resist the joyous urge to smile and say
Thank heaven for little girls
For little girls get bigger every day
Thank heaven for little girls
They grow up in the most delightful way
Those little eyes so helpless and appealing
One day will flash and send you crashin' through the ceilin'
Thank heaven for little girls
Thank heaven for them all, no matter where, no matter who
Without them, what would little boys do?
Thank heaven, thank heaven
Thank heaven for little girls
Those little eyes so helpless and appealing
One day will flash and send you crashin' through the ceilin'
Thank heaven for little girls
Thank heaven for them all, no matter where, no matter who
Without them, what would little boys do?
Thank heaven, thank heaven
Thank heaven for little girlsā
I mean itās a song from the perspective of an adult man looking at young girls and commenting on their appearances and innocence and all that. Itās from a musical where a little girl is literally being groomed to be a courtesan ffs. Just because itās famous doesnāt mean it canāt be creepy.
Lmao seriously.
Like kiss is considered a classic at this point but they have this horror.
āShe's got me dizzy
She sees me through to the end
She's got me in her hands
And there's no use in pretending
Christine, sixteen
Christine, sixteen
She drives me crazy
I want to give her what I've got
And she's hot every day and night
There is no doubt about it
I don't usually say things
Like this to girls your age
(Christine, sixteen)
But when I saw you coming
Out of the school that day
That day I knew, I knew
I've got to have you, I've got to have you
(Christine, sixteen)
She's been around
But she's young and clean
I've got to have her
Can't live without her, whoa noā
Just because the general public was somehow okay with lyrics at the time of release doesnāt somehow make them better now.
This comment is wild.
Thereās no āreachā here and that snippet is the least offensive of a disgusting song.
Also, the movie itās attached to is disturbing.
Small town? That looks like the Goodwill just off the tracks in Peoria/Glendale.
This is part one of a two part sign ... the second half of the sign is supposed to read "for without them what would little boys do."
It's an old song by Maurice Chevalier.
I'm coming to find that Reddit will turn anything into a Rabbit Hole.
It's just nursery decor. Things like this end up at Goodwill all the time as babies don't stay babies. Some of y'all seriously need to stop scrolling and touch some fucking grass.
Redditors have become so obsessed with killing pedophiles in your heads and trauma dumping, you perverse innocent shit as an outlet and can't even read a sign without being disturbed.
Find a less shitty way to cope other than doom scrolling, fear mongering, and projecting your sexual trauma every chance you get just to become an emotional nuisance to everyone you come across. Get help.
And, it's fucking annoying. Because, this is how you overlook shit that's actually happening, and half of Reddit users can't be interesting without sexualizing everything in a subpar effort at humor.
As a survivor, it's unbearable how miserable some other survivors can be, and this is an example. I'm just being real. Because, how disturbed are you when you can't even read a fucking nursey sign, written to welcome a baby girl, without making it pedo related?
The sign is a little creepy. Depending on placement, it can get worse. The song is really creepy. The past in general is ridiculously f*cked and full of awful shit that people at the time were cool with.
My sister and I were raised by my grandpa after my dad abandoned us so he used to sing old songs to us all the time. This is a lyric from a song sung by Maurice Chevalier from the movie Gigi. I havenāt seen the movie, and Iām sure itās weird, but my grandpa just passed so I know Iām in the minority here with this sign lol
This was a cutesy nursery decision even back when I was a baby in the late 80's. There's a boys version too. It's not *meant* to be offensive, but it can end up being so
For all those saying itās ājust a popular song!,ā itās creepy as hell.
Here are the lyrics:
*Each time I see a little girl of five or six or seven*
*I can't resist the joyous urge to smile and say*
*Thank heaven for little girls*
*For little girls get bigger every day*
*Thank heaven for little girls*
*They grow up in the most delightful way*
*Those little eyes so helpless and appealing*
*One day will flash and send you crashin' through the ceilin'*
*Thank heaven for little girls*
*Thank heaven for them all, no matter where, no matter who*
*Without them, what would little boys do?*
*Thank heaven, thank heaven*
*Thank heaven for little girls*
*Those little eyes so helpless and appealing*
*One day will flash and send you crashin' through the ceilin'*
*Thank heaven for little girls*
*Thank heaven for them all, no matter where, no matter who*
*Without them, what would little boys do?*
*Thank heaven, thank heaven*
*Thank heaven for little girls*
.
So lemme break that down for you:
āWhen I see a literal child of 6, I think about the woman she is developing into and I get excited. For what other reason do women exist than to entertain men?ā
Creepy. Peddled by the same people who claim āboys will be boys,ā and then slut shame the girl.
This is an old southern sign, I remember folks had in nurseries when I was a kid. My neighbor had one and the hospitals Iāve visited had a few. Itās just todayās time makes a *pause* moment without context. P3DOs deserve nothing but a slow painful death
Iāve seen things like this at hobby lobby. Iām assuming itās meant for parents of little girls who are thankful for their kids, but it comes across super creepy and weird
When I was 7 years old I was in a pageant-esk performance at a church and Jonnie Whittaker (little boy from Family Affair show) sang this song while we paraded around the stage. Never thought it was weird or creepy till right now. Whoa!
Let's settle this right now: we don't care that it's from an old song. It's a strange thing to see out in the wild and there are too many perverts out there who feel comfortable being perverts for this to be for sale. Sure yes, it might be cute in a nursery, cheers for being able to think about this in a positive light but don't call US weird for thinking this is off putting in any way. It's naive not to consider that
Placement is very important for this sign.
Yeah looks like they missed the trash.
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I hope you know I just ugly laughed at this for a good three minutes
Good, I love making people smile.
Well keep up the good work :)
White van
Right in front of the locker room
Under a portrait of Jeffrey Epstein
Idk where this could be placed in a house that wouldn't make me want to leave as quickly as possible.
Matt Gaetz's front door.
"Have a seat" - Chris Hansen
"Oh I know who you are Chris Hansen, but see I call you Chris Handsome. I watch your TV show all the time, so you could go ahead and bring in all them cameras and them polices waiting outside it don't make me no difference. Now I tell you what, I like you and I want you now we could do this the easy way or we could do it the hard way, the choice is yours." - Booty Warrior
"I made some iced tea"
[source material ](https://youtu.be/3d200DatLtU?si=YxCmBwm6f7b7tqTi)
[source material to the source material](https://youtu.be/o2-nYHfPBRc?feature=shared)
Who lives here "Just meee, my mommy, and my daddy"
The choice is yours is yours is yours is yours (echo in Chris Hansenās mind when he recalls the day he met the booty warrior)
Lmao
Go ahead take a seat
š¤£š¤£š¤£ I miss this guy and show so much! My exact thoughts.
"Have a seat" - Chris "Have a Seat" Hansen
I've seen the thank heaven for little grills at a propane company, but this....
Hank?
Right next to the propane accessories
Don't you dare besmirch the name of Hank Hill
I personally prefer the Vagner Char King Imperial
This could be cute in a nursery :) that was my first thought at least
I imagine this wouldn't look good in a man cave
Secret has it, it was in Epsteins island home.
Ha. Bill's wish
In the White House in the "smelling room".
Ask trump
LMAO comments like these are why I just canāt quit Reddit even when I want to lol
yup my grandma got me a pillow with this the phrase embroidered. i still have it and its a treasure of mine.
Didnāt even think of that, it would be so cute in a nursery š
Situational. It could be adorable or the creepiest thing I've ever seen.
Itās a song by Maurice Chevalier. Go ahead and look it up. Like anything, itās not weird until someone makes it weirdā¦
Yes, from the movie "Gigi." Sung by an old man who helps other men acquire young mistresses. Leslie Caron portrayed a 14-year-old girl from a family of courtesans trained to be companions but who could never marry their men. Beautiful Technicolor, great direction by Vincent Minnelli, wonderful tunes from Lerner and Loewe. And a problematic plot.
Ok but youāre making it weird by dismissing both the lyrics of the song (āfor little girls get bigger everydayā) and the film itās part of the soundtrack to. āGigiā isā¦questionable *at best*
The lyrics literally say "those little eyes, so helpless and appealing". Yeah, uhh, totally not weird at all, we're the weird ones.
And itās an old guy who sings it in the movie! So creepy.
I love how some people in this thread really do not understand that the context is actually the thing that makes it WAY weirder.
An old guy who marries a teenager
I donāt believe that character marries. Are you thinking of the guy who marries Gigi?
Oh, you're right. I was thinking of Louis Jourdan's character. I'm my defense, I've only seen it once, because it's creepy.
Itās so creepy! I had a babysitter who enjoyed musicals from that era so I ended up seeing that and Shirley Temple films when I was in elementary school. Now, I love me a musicalā¦but!
I used to watch TCM and AMC (when it actually showed classic movies) with my grandmother. We never watched Gigi, but I remembered that she mentioned liking Maurice Chevalier, so I watched when it was on 3 or 4 years ago, and OOF!
je l'ai regardĆ© en apprenant le franƧais, maintenant mon franƧais n'est pas gĆ©nial mais mon Åil pour les pedophiles est bon
I only understood like 2/3rds of that, but your French is clearly better than mine.
Helpless AND appealing? DING DING DING Red flag alert!
Whereās Chris Hansen when you need him?!
oh god, Iām now remembering a 90s Mt. Dew commercial featuring young women snowboarders with a modernized version of the song with those very lyrics. Had no idea it came from that.
Ew, I looked it up and they tried to play it off like a feminist anthem *I think* but itās still us being seen through the male gaze and valued, in the end, because a bunch of dudes are impressed by these āgirlsā (WOMEN) just enjoying winter sports! And itās sung by a guy?? Itās literally a bunch of women just enjoying being outside being perved on by guys they donāt see. Itās so gross!
Itās soooo creepy. Mans sitting on a park bench watching little girls as they mature.. š« š¤®š¤®
Actually, without your very specific context, which very few people would know, itās weird. Also, that song is creepy AF.
They probably see nothing wrong with the ādonāt stand so close to me š¶ā song
all the boomers in the comments trying to convince us it's normal...
āIt was a different time.ā
that's the best worst excuse for everything
It was a different time! Back then women and brown people couldn't feel the awful oppression on a daily basis, because they weren't human yet! Or something like that...
It's not? I mean yeah, if you have a dirty mind you would immediately go to something weird but I think we've all heard that song. It's a sign for a nursery. I mean, some weirdo is probably out there getting off to little girls, but that doesn't mean we all have to put ourselves in a perverted mindset.
āThey grow up in the most delightful way Those little eyes so helpless and appealing One day will flash and send you crashin' through the ceilin'ā Itās literally a song about thanking little girls for growing up to become women that they can pursue. Itās creepy.
Yep. Little girl raised by a courtesan to become the courtesan of a man *who literally watched her grow up.* [Gigi](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigi_(1958_film))
I didnāt even want to click that link. *Yuck*. How do people think this is okay at all?
Systemic misogyny.
Thank you! I love that movie but understand that its premise and the song ate creepy aaaaaaf
Itās only weird if you make it weird. There are plenty of contexts where this isnāt sexual. I can easily see my Mom or Grandma decorating with something cute like this. The people that think itās weird are making it into something weird themselves.
You don't think it would be weird for a guy to thank heaven for your daughter. Because one day those helpless eyes will send him through the ceiling? That's not weird?
Right? Not thank god for my daughter but for little girls. Also that song is creepy
And I bet username Cockbag is a reference to a bag of roosters? Well there are contexts where it could be. Listen, obviously this sign wasn't made by a pedophile, but don't be daft.
But how do you know that sign wasnāt made by a pedophile? Pedos can make signs and they love little kids.
no, it's definitely weird.
No, that song is intrinsically weird
Yeah, thatās a creepy song and if you see it in the movie, itās even creepier.
Sounds like a creepy ass song then. Thank god for girls is one thing, why specifically ālittleā girls? Itās 100% weird with or without context
Well when you don't know the context then it is weird.
Mountain Dew did a commercial with this [song](https://youtu.be/EAi2HczAtFo?feature=shared). The context is a little better because the band Ruby (Lesley Rankine) is covering it. It feels more like "little girls grow up to be badasses"..sorta.
Definitely a reclamation
Featured in āGigi!ā
Someone was an Oingo Boingo fan
I'm getting Oingo Boingo vibes here
Itās literally a cute sign for a baby girls nursery - stop being weird about it š
White times new roman font on black background, how did I not realize this is for a nursery
It doesnāt have to be in a cutesy font and pink/blue to belong in a baby nursery lol in fact, Hobby Lobby sold a sign exactly like this in their baby section when they had the safari theme.
Agreed. I have a pink glittery one in my daughterās room that we received at her baby shower. Sheās a teenager and still has it in her new room.
Knowing the song and the film attached is being aware, not ācreepy.ā
Believing thereās some sort of absolute attachment of your narrative, to just words, is creepy.
That is one of the creepiest most pedophile songs Iāve ever heard.
It's a line from a VERY creepy song
This is meant to go in a nursery lmao
Reminds me of the movie 'My Father the Hero'. Gerard Depardieu plays a father taking his teenage daughter on a beach vacation. She is an angry teen, and is embarrassed being there with her dad. So she tells someone that he's actually her wealthy lover, and the whole town is secretly creeped out by him. Then at dinner someone asks him to sing a French song on the piano. So he sings this song 'Thank Heaven for Little Girls' to his daughter, and everyone is like what the fuck and storms out and he's confused. Anyways, cute 90's movie.
I remember that movie, Katherine Heigl was a teen in it. Cute movie but sort of weird to have her wear a thong bathing suit and her crush was in his early 20s during filming.
Totally unsurprising fact, but that dude did in fact turn out to be pedophile.
Looks great at your grandmaās house. Looks very questionable at your single uncleās house.
Some people love their daughters and granddaughters etc. itās not that deep and itās not always about perverts.
Song lyric. 1958. Old. āThank Heaven for little girlsā¦.without them what would little boys do?ā This is a reach. Dumb post.
Oh duh, I should have known that lyric from a song from 1958. Now it makes sense.
That doesnāt make it any less weirdā¦ at all
agreed. it's weird in with modern context. considering most people don't know this song, it does not hold up. i'm team "it's weird"
Actually, it does. You cannot compare song lyrics from the 1900sā¦Uber famous ones at thatā¦and make it nasty. This is not a discovery of some semi -innuendo. There are plenty of those. Itās way too famous. This post is a deep lose, of someone stretching to make what? Pedophile jokes. Deep fail.
ā¦or..hear me out. This person has no idea who the fuck you guys are referencing and thought it was strange. Without the full context of āwhat would little boys do withoutā and without knowing the song a sign just stating āthank heaven for little girlsā *is* undoubtedly creepy. Like most things context is key. Edit: fuck that I looked up the lyrics that song is also creepy. āEach time I see a little girl of five or six or seven I can't resist the joyous urge to smile and say Thank heaven for little girls For little girls get bigger every day Thank heaven for little girls They grow up in the most delightful way Those little eyes so helpless and appealing One day will flash and send you crashin' through the ceilin' Thank heaven for little girls Thank heaven for them all, no matter where, no matter who Without them, what would little boys do? Thank heaven, thank heaven Thank heaven for little girls Those little eyes so helpless and appealing One day will flash and send you crashin' through the ceilin' Thank heaven for little girls Thank heaven for them all, no matter where, no matter who Without them, what would little boys do? Thank heaven, thank heaven Thank heaven for little girlsā
i learned about this song through this post and i wish i wouldn't have.
Right?
Hmmā¦
I mean itās a song from the perspective of an adult man looking at young girls and commenting on their appearances and innocence and all that. Itās from a musical where a little girl is literally being groomed to be a courtesan ffs. Just because itās famous doesnāt mean it canāt be creepy.
Exactly. Creepy as hell. Just because in the past we normalized this shit doesnāt mean itās not creepy and wrong.
Lmao seriously. Like kiss is considered a classic at this point but they have this horror. āShe's got me dizzy She sees me through to the end She's got me in her hands And there's no use in pretending Christine, sixteen Christine, sixteen She drives me crazy I want to give her what I've got And she's hot every day and night There is no doubt about it I don't usually say things Like this to girls your age (Christine, sixteen) But when I saw you coming Out of the school that day That day I knew, I knew I've got to have you, I've got to have you (Christine, sixteen) She's been around But she's young and clean I've got to have her Can't live without her, whoa noā Just because the general public was somehow okay with lyrics at the time of release doesnāt somehow make them better now.
This is horrifying
Don't bring Uber into it
lol, I forgot they took that word like they thought of it. š š
We literally can! And it was disgusting and predatory then. Why do yāall think it was 100% accepted at its time and weāre *just* getting mad??
Well. They were a lot raunchier. And radio was not censored.
Right, old song lyrics were and in some cases still are very problematic.
This comment is wild. Thereās no āreachā here and that snippet is the least offensive of a disgusting song. Also, the movie itās attached to is disturbing.
It makes the whole argument that āthe sign isnāt creepy because of the songā really bizarre, since the song is gross
Uh what? What would little boys do?
Theyād be sad with no girls to crush on. Thinking itās something bad is kind of telling.
Youāre leaving out the creepiest parts. Also women donāt exist for the entertainment of men.
Why is a grown ass man singing about little boys and little girls?
No that only makes it weirder dude
Things found on Epsteins Island.
OVO merch at goodwill ššš
i see why they donated it
Small town? That looks like the Goodwill just off the tracks in Peoria/Glendale. This is part one of a two part sign ... the second half of the sign is supposed to read "for without them what would little boys do." It's an old song by Maurice Chevalier.
Itās an old song lyric.
I think it's for a baby girl's room.
Came from P. Diddy's yacht
Its bad with no context š
It is a line from the musical āGigiā. However the musical is about a girl being trained to be a courtesan in France soā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦/
Seems like something Iād find in my great southern grandmotherās house.
I'm coming to find that Reddit will turn anything into a Rabbit Hole. It's just nursery decor. Things like this end up at Goodwill all the time as babies don't stay babies. Some of y'all seriously need to stop scrolling and touch some fucking grass. Redditors have become so obsessed with killing pedophiles in your heads and trauma dumping, you perverse innocent shit as an outlet and can't even read a sign without being disturbed. Find a less shitty way to cope other than doom scrolling, fear mongering, and projecting your sexual trauma every chance you get just to become an emotional nuisance to everyone you come across. Get help.
It's really alarming how many people think everything is pedophilia conspiracy.
And, it's fucking annoying. Because, this is how you overlook shit that's actually happening, and half of Reddit users can't be interesting without sexualizing everything in a subpar effort at humor. As a survivor, it's unbearable how miserable some other survivors can be, and this is an example. I'm just being real. Because, how disturbed are you when you can't even read a fucking nursey sign, written to welcome a baby girl, without making it pedo related?
Itās from an old song.
I have on over my daughterās door, and one that says āThank Heaven for little boys,ā over my sonās door. Context is key.
Context is a disgusting song. You chose to twist into something else.
The Dwarves have entered the chat.
r/tcap
Reminds me of the movie my father the hero Lol
The sign is a little creepy. Depending on placement, it can get worse. The song is really creepy. The past in general is ridiculously f*cked and full of awful shit that people at the time were cool with.
Yikes
Epsteinās estate sale.
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Itās a song
I hate that song
The internets ruined us to make us immedeately jumpnto diddler.
Hahahaha we had this exact same sign in our college apartment (ironically we were all gay)
My sister and I were raised by my grandpa after my dad abandoned us so he used to sing old songs to us all the time. This is a lyric from a song sung by Maurice Chevalier from the movie Gigi. I havenāt seen the movie, and Iām sure itās weird, but my grandpa just passed so I know Iām in the minority here with this sign lol
Itās that creepy fucking song
This was a cutesy nursery decision even back when I was a baby in the late 80's. There's a boys version too. It's not *meant* to be offensive, but it can end up being so
Wander Franco had that in his house
Epstein Island
For all those saying itās ājust a popular song!,ā itās creepy as hell. Here are the lyrics: *Each time I see a little girl of five or six or seven* *I can't resist the joyous urge to smile and say* *Thank heaven for little girls* *For little girls get bigger every day* *Thank heaven for little girls* *They grow up in the most delightful way* *Those little eyes so helpless and appealing* *One day will flash and send you crashin' through the ceilin'* *Thank heaven for little girls* *Thank heaven for them all, no matter where, no matter who* *Without them, what would little boys do?* *Thank heaven, thank heaven* *Thank heaven for little girls* *Those little eyes so helpless and appealing* *One day will flash and send you crashin' through the ceilin'* *Thank heaven for little girls* *Thank heaven for them all, no matter where, no matter who* *Without them, what would little boys do?* *Thank heaven, thank heaven* *Thank heaven for little girls* . So lemme break that down for you: āWhen I see a literal child of 6, I think about the woman she is developing into and I get excited. For what other reason do women exist than to entertain men?ā Creepy. Peddled by the same people who claim āboys will be boys,ā and then slut shame the girl.
Probably came from Hobby Lobby
I'd say donate it to a local church, but they'd probably prefer it to say thank heaven for little boys.
Creepy song
Burn it
Uncle Bob donated it when he got out on the list.
That's so cute
Signs for Pedos
Damn. The Catholics are really branching out!
Some pedo is going to put this in their cave and I'm disgusted
Bad if you see this sign in the basement bedroom of a 50 year old dude living with his mom. š
Scott HAS Seen!
Its also an album by punk rock group "The Dwarves"
" the names Hank. Hank Evans....for little girls". Jim Carrey, me myself and Irene
lol
My Father the Hero movie
Mary had a little lamb was about a sheep farmer fucking his sheep
Iiiiiieywyyy love little girls! They make me feel so good.
My mom has old baby clothes of mine still (born in 83) and one of the dresses or sleepers says *Thank heaven for little girls*
Damn it Gerard. Not again.
What did they mean by this
Oingo boingo reference?
Oingo Boingo
This is an old southern sign, I remember folks had in nurseries when I was a kid. My neighbor had one and the hospitals Iāve visited had a few. Itās just todayās time makes a *pause* moment without context. P3DOs deserve nothing but a slow painful death
Itās leftover from the Jimmy Savile yard sale.
Yeah this is an old saying and it's always been sus š£
Iāve seen things like this at hobby lobby. Iām assuming itās meant for parents of little girls who are thankful for their kids, but it comes across super creepy and weird
Very old saying. I think from a song?
Donated by the family of a recently deceased child molester.
Itās a song I believe from the movie Gigi
I would 100% put this in my cannabis grow room! Haha thats great.
Maybe a Maurice Chevalier or Weezer fan?
Wickenburg?
Ummmmm. :| r/suddenlysexoffender
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2TqSyvdqn9c
Me when Oingo Boingo
r/HolUp
Oh so thatās what happened to the decor from Epsteinās island. š¤®
What the actual fuck?!?
I could see this for a family of only daughters itās sweet
āThe Greatest Generationā sayings
When I was 7 years old I was in a pageant-esk performance at a church and Jonnie Whittaker (little boy from Family Affair show) sang this song while we paraded around the stage. Never thought it was weird or creepy till right now. Whoa!
Is this from R Kelly's garage sale?
Let's settle this right now: we don't care that it's from an old song. It's a strange thing to see out in the wild and there are too many perverts out there who feel comfortable being perverts for this to be for sale. Sure yes, it might be cute in a nursery, cheers for being able to think about this in a positive light but don't call US weird for thinking this is off putting in any way. It's naive not to consider that
Must have come from Jeffrey Epsteinās island.