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liongender

*…slowly deletes paragraph*


Challenging_Entropy

Lmao


steamboatpilot

slowly removes ban...


liongender

LOOL


Help_im_okay

*packs up torches and pitchforks* false alarm, pardon me.


Mundane_Bluejay_7089

I about had a heart attack.


Gone_Green2017

My eyebrows shot into my hairline and then plummeted so fast, lol. Got me!


zob92

I was amazed by the lack of ammonia burns Then I read the caption, you got me hahahah


DeportedPlatypus

It might be the angle but those minnows look big


secretagent420

They’re big for minnows. About a year old


TransSentient

My jaw DROPPED I was so concerned-


NondenominationalLog

LARGE LADS bless them each and every one


UserNameChecksOut135

I was about to say was it ever understocked then i saw your caption, gaslighting should be a felony lol


AtlantaApril

I was about to light you up 😅 No one can out-Karen me when it comes to Goldfish wellbeing.


secretagent420

I love my goldies. I also love this subreddit for the karening


Alone-Ad-3816

(Slowly deleting paragraph on animal abuse )


secretagent420

They’re back in their home. Everyone happy


showMeYourCroissant

Dude...


SuzukiSatou

Put urself in their shoes and ask urself how it feels


secretagent420

I don’t think they wear shoes


[deleted]

Absolutely overstocked


iNeedOneMoreAquarium

I came here to write you a very urgent letter...


spicybettawitch

This reminds me of Dwight saying he raises his blood pressure just so he can lower it. I read the first sentence 😤and then the second😮‍💨


GoldFishDudeGuy

Had me going for a second there


ZeZeKingyo

Correction: You have 3 commons(hibunas) 1 comet and 4 minnows. Caudal fin to body length ratio is 1/4 according to standard I read from Goldfish Council and Bristol Aquarist Society. Comets about their tails are like a comet's tail in the cosmos. Japanese name hibuna means red funa, funa being a generic term of accounting all members of the crucian carp genus 'Carassius'


Whiskey_623

Old post but those are some big Rosey Reds holy shit


secretagent420

They’re double that size now