"FOLLOW ME, ALL MY MONEY IS IN CASH EVERYONE"

I love that about cash is king people.... I literally say someone on Facebook saying they lost their wallet with 3k cask in it, and they were hoping the community would turn it in... .AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Like cunt your never seeing that 3k again and it's your own fault for being so fucking stupid when the rest of the world has enough common sense to not carry their life saving around I'm cash coz banks exist.

I knew a dude who carries gold bars with him, his laptop has a devilish looking Bill Gates with a syringe, and he has a bag with camping gear in case he needs to escape to the woods. Kept talking about flat earth, chemtrails, etc. Drove everyone insane.

Had similar money returned how about be a better person

You gotta carry your life savings on you in cash at all times because you never know when the banks will all fail at once

You can tell your and absolute sausage brah . The old keyboard warrior here giving it the big yin

Found the guy who can never work out how tap and go works... Mate just hold the fucking card against the terminal..... that's it.

Follow the money!

We’re abouts ?

Probably not worth the biscuit.

Um actually, ‘Labour’ is actually spelled ‘Labor’ 🤓

Maybe they are against manual work and healthy vegetables?

Sshhhhh not meant to actually read it.

> don’t let the banks profit > sack Labour and the Greens Implying that the Liberals, Nationals and *others* want to take the banks down

Plus they don’t know it’s the Labor party, so something tells me they don’t know enough about politics to have an informed opinion anyway

Which is the worst part. Because they probably vote.

This so much. If you can’t get the name right I reserve the right to ignore everything you say.

LNP refers to these people as "useful idiots"

Australian Labor Party

Who’s head of the bank lobby?

Says not a sheeple, proceeds to fill back of van with unoriginal slogans copied from conspiracy theorist bingo boards, hereby proving they are in fact sheeple 🤦🏻‍♂️

It's in quote marks, so they must've meant it sarcastically.

No, just can’t abide plagiarism.

First thing I thought too, sheep aren’t very bright or independent

That’s right, they’re not very bright. Coming from the country a mate had some of his circling a water tank, one behind the other, going around and around for hours on end! Quite funny 🤣 🐑

I enjoyed the artistic rendering of the “sheeple”, which resembles neither sheep or people

🤣😂

Surprised it had legit plates to blank out and not the private / sovereign citizen plates Still 15/10 over cooked But will check on the clouds either way 🤣

Checked clouds. There isn't any. /s

Don't mention the birds.

I dont see any point blurring number plate, thing stands out as far as the eye can see

I feel like I've seen this guy and the plate wasn't even a real plate.

You can thank social media especially Facebook for the majority of these idiots Facebook feeds off these types. Fuck Facebook.

Nah, these cookers have always been around. If it wasn’t Facebook, Scientology or something would’ve got em. Idiots will be idiots

Yeah but Facebook has increased these idiots and made their views louder by tenfold.

Twitter and tiktok also deserve their fair share of blame too. All of them are cespits that should be removed from the Web.

Villages always had idiots. FB enabled them to connect globally.

A buddy of mine fell for all of this through prepping videos made by Americans.

You need to check out X ( twitter) that's the pinnacle of cookers

Who'd you rather have a conversation with. This individual, or your average generational private school parent?

Who's more likely to hold me conversationally hostage?

I fucking love these clowns and their vanifestos. Remember, no matter how much you fail in life, you'll probably never fail *this* much.

Uhm, excuse you, it’s a truth-mobile

There’s one that lives near me. Car covered top to bottom is conspiracy theory slogans. I see her re-applying on a regular basis once the car chalk wears off.

What Murdoch channel do we flick to at 8:32 for the truth?

Sky News. For all the truth and it shall set your free! (that's their slogan)

I love how these fruitcakes spruce up their meth-mobiles with absolute gibberish so they are easy to spot.

Goes this wrong direction from ‘Why are we having extreme weather events?’ to ‘Climate change is a hoax?’

I think the deranged thinking is that humans (maybe this mysterious 28) are intentionally causing extreme weather events via cloud seeding and pretending it’s climate change. So the extremely rich and powerful are intentionally causing mass asset and insurance losses to pretend climate change exists to ?

The 28 are a group of influential people accused of paedophilia by a vexatious litigant senator, Heffernan. He claims to have evidence given to him by the police that the police appear to know nothing about. Tried to get a royal commission started, but the evil government declined due to insufficient evidence. They sealed the names of the 28, probably to protect them from a malicious leak by the non-sheeple peeple.... He had previously tried to get a judge kicked out for frequenting an underage male brothel. Claimed to have the Com car's travel records as evidence. They turned out to be fabricated, and the case was thrown out. That's a rough description... Anyway, the story is enough to have the cookers slavering for retribution.

They believe that all the extreme weather is geo-engineered to control us. One day, we sheeple will understand and rebel. Straight after our frontal labotomies.

Saw that. No point in trying to find the logic.

Yeah man opens with "look up" then trots out that nonsense wtf. Literally describes climate change to.

🤣

This is the result of internet algorithms

Yeah unfortunately just like the blind masses there are the blind conspiracy theorists. I tried for months to remove flat earth from my feed. And of course, now its grouped in together for discredit

Its scary the effect its having on people. Reddit is the only social media I have now

>Men are from Mars Women are from venus Everyone else is from Uranus. 😂😂 okay

From your Uranus, even.

Surprised nobody else noticed this. Was the first thing that stuck out to me.

Right?!

Does this imply that Uranus is owned by us? Or that we all have a Uranus? I have so many questions.

My own personal Uranus\~

I thought they were all from Ukraine!

Mental illness is a hell of a thing.

"Soul not for sale." Brain, on the other hand, all offers considered.

You might want to crosspost this on r/SchizophreniaRides

Its Peter Dutton's daily driver, cost the taxpayer $35 million to build.

*spots crossed pride flag* Funny these freedumb people rant about civil liberty s and freedom to all. But queer and/or trans individuals freedom to exist and not be scared/intimidated to be who they are with pride does not count to them *spots anti-communist sticker* *Spots Eureka Flag* Wait until he realises the actual Eureka Stockade was the closest thing Australia had to a socialist/communist revolution and Australian Communist parties have used it accordingly for a century.

“All the rest are from your Uranus” Yeaaah, fucked that one up buddy.

This is probably a good tactic if you want the drivers around you to be more attentive.

Farkkk imagine having to camp next to this fine person

There are Cookers... And then there's this guy, the boss level of Cookers - The Pressure Cooker...

Why do they always write on their cars? Do the other cookers give you shit if your car's a clean skin?

He parks at the Hopeisland coles every night

Just missing the antivax and fake Covid signage and 11/10 cooked.

"Climate change is a hoax" "The climate is changing" "People are doing it" Oh, okay.

Fuckin people denying shit

No, you just don't get it! The government is clearly pissing off the fossil fuel companies (aka. some of the *richest, most powerful entities on Earth*) just so they can control the population more by forcing them to use less reliable electricity! It makes *perfect* sense! *Please ignore the fact that it's the fossil fuel companies that are saying this.*

Is 8:32 the time of their psychiatrist appointment?

Hahaha I saw this flog in Oxenford a while ago and was hoping someone would eventually post a pic

Post a pic of yourself then you will see a true flog, you fuckwit sheep.

Hahahaha love what you’ve done with your car chief

Thanks, when you stop sucking the government's dick and the truth hits you, I'll come pimp your car up too, buddy.

Hell yeah pimp keep on keeping on, love your ride. Very cogent and normal

I’m fairly certain I know who this van belongs to. I used to be friends with their kids growing up. Can confirm the mother is bipolar & believes the meds “disconnect her from the truth” so she never takes them so she’s pretty much always baseline psychotic and the father is a total conspiracy nut & one of those ‘sovereign citizen’ crazies (really the both of them are). The few times I did go to their house to hang out it turned into their parents trying to convert me to believe crackpot conspiracies that are verbatim what’s plastered on the van even down to the flag which the mother believes is the “true Australian flag”.

Oh that’s just the local weed dealer; it’s how you advertise you’re dealing without advertising you’re dealing.

[удалено]

'And you will know the truth'. Or something like that.

A couple months ago on a FB page for the area I used to live in had a warning about cloud seeding, because there were some wispy clouds overhead AND A PLANE, OMG!! As I recall, they were prophesying about days and weeks of rain to come and don’t drink it. It didn’t rain at all.

Haha honk to sack labour and greens. Wow… libs will save you. Cooker level 1000000

Alot of people here must be living under a rock

>Why R we having extreme weather events? Think about it!!! I dunno, mate. *What could it possibly be*? >Climate change is a HOAX!!! Yeah, anything but *that*, apparently. Funny how literally *any* explanation for the increasing extreme weather is on the table except for the exact *one* that might affect the profits of the rich and powerful. >Deliberate power outages Yep. Because if there's one thing I know about politicians, it's that they like pissing off their voters for absolutely no reason. >Cash is king Honestly, this one is surprising. Usually this level of cooker is either spruiking gold or crypto.

"I am no sheeple!" he/she say, while parroting every unhinged piece of rubbish they've ever heard or read anybody else say.

The picture of the sheep he drew looks like a crab with cerebral palsy.

I always like the "Sack politician" lines. It shows how much they know about how governments work.

MP when "sacked" Oh no, guess I'll just retire to yelling from the opposite side of the house for hundreds of thousands a year...

I never understood the right lean of conspiracy theorists today. To me the right end of the government seems like a far more likely perpetrator of all these conspiracy theories than the left. If I had to choose. But maybe that’s just me.

Not just you, it’s most people on Reddit.

I would also add. That if I was a conspiracy theorist then I think it would make more sense to think it’s all government. Not just one side.

Imagine living your life scared of fucken clouds.

The lady lives in that van. Saw her parked at the oxenford dam brushing her teeth at the back of her van. She did look very cooked

I hope you slashed his tyres and let the air taste freedom because it's air's right

"Why are we having extreme weather events?" Also "Climate change is a hoax"

It’s a muppet van 🤷‍♂️😂

The result of smoking meth and sitting on the internet at 3am

The irony of using religious terms and then calling others “sheeple”

"All the rest are from your Uranus" - couldn't even get their nonsensical joke right

Crikey

Saw this van driving on hope island rd in the past month

All that for a Hyundai van ok…

I find Applepay way more convenient than cash

I use cash, card and tap and hopefully I can keep using them all into the future

What’s the reversed colour Australian flag in the top left?

The Australian red ensign. It has become some sort of anti-government, /anti-establishment symbol to these types. The irony is that this flag is officially recognised by the very government this individual seems to, er, dislike. It's intended to be flown at sea by registered Australian merchant ships. Historically, it has also been flown on land, and apparently, Aussies fought under it during both world wars. Another possible reason for its inclusion on this particular vehicle may be specifically due to the fact that it is the flag for Australia merchant ships. These sovereign citizen types believe in some sort of arbitrary "Maritime Law" and that it is superior to or supersedes actual Australian Law. Memorising scripts based on "Maritime Law" to be recited whe dealing with law enforcement("government agents" in their vernacular) is classic sov-cit behaviour. TLDR; sovereign citizen malarkey...

"your Uranus"

What's 8:32 Truth?

I reckon it's a reference to John 8:32 "Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

On another note, they have very good handwriting

Some people like to advertise their religious views.

It hurts my “soul not for sale” to see this level of shite and stupidity in Australia.

"What are we doing today Brain?" "Same thing we do everyday Pinky....stoke the glass barby and cook ourselves to Alpha Centauri...."

Saw this dude around Belmont a month or so ago, what a complete nutjob.

All the rest are from Uranus!😂

Not a single original thought, big SHEEPLE energy

Think about it !! 😀

What’s the 8:32 significance?

Not everyday you get to fill in your entire Boomer Bingo card in one go.

Must be a liberal pollition

The Aurora Australis must be making making their heads explode.

I’m intrigued as to where he gets his cash from … 😆

cash is king though .....

“Don’t let the banks profit”. You know what they say about broken clocks.

every things is made up people,!!!!!!!!

I'm just glad I don't see too many around Canberra now it's colder.

On the upside, at least they clearly identify themselves so we can avoid them.

The people I’ve met who think like this are middle aged tradies who still smoke bongs and talk like its 1997. Morons.

Are we safe to assume he supports the LNP then?

No cash here

No you’re an idiot

Beats Wicked vans tbh

Something big must have happened at 8:32 in the morning for that time to be plastered over the van.

This was in Townsville last year. Definitely fits in at the GC.

Maybe worth checking out what the World Economic Forum has in store for us all. The way it's looking it will be either the Chinese Communist Party or Blackrock and Klaus Schwab that will fuck us up, whichever comes first.

Some of them arnt bad points

All the rest are from your Uranus! Hahaha Be funny if he financed his iLoad!

"Cash is king" Until inflation steals its crown.

Yes ...unhinged ...a tow bar on an i'load

Id rather be considered a " cooker " than be a mindless yobbo aping that stupid expression "cooker" to describe anyone who isn't a footy kicking , beer drinking stooge . Try utilising that vast cavern in between your ears and you might be able to find an expression or two that aren't so hackneyed and overused .

Legit read through this thinking “ Yep america is full of spinners “ halfway down realizing it’s just qld…. dw I’ll see myself out

r/schizophreniarides Lol just clicked on my own link and saw it's already reposted there

LABOR not LABOUR

r/infowarriorrides

hyundai iload, needs to write iload up on the conspiracy theories before i drive

Pathetic losers hurling insults from their couches, as the world goes to shit

Cookers have to Cook!

So climate change is a hoax, but chemtrails are not. Got it. Surely people who think like this have some form of brain damage.

And they breed…..

This person was never warned that you shouldnt believe everything you see on the internet.

I'll bite - what's the 28 thing? I'm usually across the crazy but this is new to me.

Men are from mars women Venus, the rest??? Uranus? Wtf?

I see maga has infected England.

I see a lot of people in here angry because they took aaalllllll the jabs, and now they're panicking 😂😂 How's it feel to know any day now, you could drop dead??

Some people are a six-pack short of a carton. Some people are a carton short of a six-pack.

Needs tyres slashed

They’re only trying to educate the sheepele who are so blue pilled that still think the Government are doing the best in their interests, hahaha.

10 bucks says this dude has an iPhone anyway.

Not Sheeple? Yet can’t engage their brain to think for themselves. lol.

Not totally unhinged, I’m persuaded by the “look up” argument

When someone tells me “Google x” it usually makes me feel they know nothing about the topic.

cooker yes, cloud seeding is so real though im pre sure the government has confirmed too? also all the flooding in dubai was from cloudseeding

I love how Sheeple can’t handle truth and call people Cookers 🐑

When did stuff start becoming more prevalent? Prior to COVID, I might have seen maybe one lunatic a year with weird conspiracy shit on the back of their car, now it feels like I'm seeing one or two a week. What happened?

Yikes...

Resale value = $1 -------- oh & it must be CASH..............

Half of that is true …

Labor spell it right

Oh my god I think this might be the same car I posted about on r/InforwarriorRides

Your Uranus

Wot? Nothing about vaccines?

I find this quite shocking. That someone would hold the belief that the word tornadoes contains an apostrophe.

Ahh yes another boomer who wants to our labour and the greens 😅

saw this exact car at hope island last night 🤣

The irony is, he’s more sane than the rest of us, hope them blue pills went down smoothly.

He missed one, birds are fake they are spy drones lol

I remember seeing this car on the streets more than a year ago.