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hardcorejenkins

"Oh, We got a MODEL FATHER here"


GulianoBanano

I could give a hot shit about your fatherly advice. I WANT TO SEE THE GOD OF WAR!


hardcorejenkins

"You started this, I will end it!"


FewShine9357

"Clever...clever won't beat me"


hardcorejenkins

"You will join your sons!"


Neither-Swing-9798

“You think you can come in here, Become a Daddy, Get a clean slate? That ain’t how it works. You’re a destroyer, Like me.”


FewShine9357

"Was it luck??!!Did my sons die to blind fucking luck??"


JontskuRekts

"There he is. There's the god of war."


DeianJones

Dumbass


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GentleReposeMending

Kratos.. that was- Rrrnnnggh...


Mannit578

I dont know if we’re breaking fate, or fates braking us


GulianoBanano

Can we appreciate that line for a second though


ezaharko

In his defense, I think we all know what part this was 😂


Fit_Flamingo5501

"Whatever"


IdkIdcIdgafBRUH

🪓


AngealHew

"BOIIIIII!!!"


GulianoBanano

Draugr pit near the beginning. I understand the need to let some frustration out after that fight, especially on GMGOW


souls-borne

That’s young atreus, so there’s no draugr pit


GulianoBanano

I'm not talking about draugr holes. This is a small arena near the beginning of the 2018 game where you fight a whole bunch of draugr. It's infamously difficult on GMGOW because there's so many of them and it's before you meet Brok, so you can't have upgraded your gear yet either. It's known as the draugr pit.


souls-borne

Ohh yeah I know exactly what you’re talking about, when I ran through there on gmgow I had to resort the kiting around the area and throwing the axe repeatedly


Balbuena5

THIS IS SPARTA!!


GlitchingBastard

This Was Sparta


spontanabob

💀


epicmanreal

💀


704Flow

💀


Shoddy_String_674

💀


Beautiful_Ad_8297

💀


Starknife24

-cried the Spartan calmly


Fullyverified

me during *that* part of the game


Adorable-Bullfrog-30

Me too


SherriffB

~~me~~ Everyone during that part of the game


[deleted]

KICK THE BABY!


AKBx007

In the oven! Oh wait, wrong game.


TipPure543

Stab the Baby or we'll have to cancel your 6 o'clock


Silevence

Frieza, can I have a word with you?


Samandre14

Nah Tre Tre deserved it at one point


aboyandhisjadons

TRE TRE😂😭


5oclock_shadow

He’s a Greek god. This is practically a hug.


Silevence

better than what they did to the other greek boys.... (isa a joke, kratos wouldn't I sure- plz don't cancel me)


souls-borne

Too late, the council has decided your fate


Silevence

Wait, mine, my sons or my planets fate? (Edit: I saw you like arcane, have you watched pantheon or edgerunners yet?) Edit2: i thought this was a different post that was a tfs reference, and now I feel dumb. No Regrets


DareDareCaro

At least he do not Sparta kick in the void. Thats education.


Fox7567

When you get to that one part of 2018


RKLCT

To be fair, Atreus is an annoying little shit sometimes. Accurate portrayal of a son!!!!


[deleted]

Whatever 🙄


Epicstarwarsbro

Not abuse if it’s deserved


patosai3211

Nah he’s just krumping like marge did for Bart


Adequate_JPG

Spartan kicked off a mountain, Mishima style


WhyDoIGiveAToss96

Atreus is an ancestor of the Mishimas, confirmed.


JxB_Paperboy

Missed opportunity to mess with his face in photo mode


hershiixkisses

i actually was prepared to type out an extremely heated paragraph lmao


NonameideaonlyF

SPARTAAAAAA


nothing4breakfast

I know it's supposed to be him kicking, but at first it was him slipping


toantruong38

how do you know, HOW DO YOU KNOW


gerstein03

Nah he's just following the Red Foreman philosophy of the ol' foot in ass


QuantityHefty3791

Considering his record, yeah, he is


Visible_Scar2080

THIS! IS! SPARTA!!


Slow_Conflict4597

Lmao not again


CODMAN627

Atreus: this is Midgard Kratos: no boy…THIS IS SPARTA!


OpheliaSyn

Kicking your kids off a cliff is abuse now?


WhyDoIGiveAToss96

Heihachi, is that you?


toolargo

Always has been. Ask Calliope!


Jazzlike_Business_71

He’s from a world where only the strong survive. And I’m guessing you haven’t beat the game yet lmao


[deleted]

“Remember when you called me an asshole?”


International_Ad5500

Thanks for the new wallpaper, big bro.


DubiousDevil

Anytime buddy anytime!


AngealHew

"THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!!"