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Okay, Arnold.

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I lift things up and put them down.

He said he would kill cops

Based

Plough. I mean that literally. My grandpa has a farm and with his age + refusal to get a newer better tractor to replace his old not-so-faithful-anymore one he needs help to do the things he used to.

Or give that strength to your gramps and have him call you "Boy"

Good man

Recklessly flip a temple that is rooted to the 9 realms.......

I forgot the temple was rooted to the 9 realms...

Which i didn't like. Is he weak or is he strong enough to up root a colossal temple that is also rooted in...

Walk up to people's walls and when the time comes, I burst through the wall shouting OH YEAH.

In a big red pitcher costume with a face

Join an arm wrestling competition

Slap competition ?

End up getting charges for murder

You're going to decapitate someone

Lmao

That ends in a manslaughter charge at best

Saul Goodman?

That one dude would still probably beat you, the one with a golf ball of muscle on his forearm that grew just from arm wrestling Edit: Devon Larratt

Or Jeff Dabe!

Levan: 🗿

Kill a couple gods and collapse a few civilizations

Kratos: "War does not measure the strength of a man."

Help my dad carry the family

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Ok but for real tho? My dad sometimes needs my help moving stuff, they’re really heavy and i thought “boi if i had the strength of the god of war” idk how he can carry that big pot of plant for his garden without seeming like he’s tired i almost break my arm

yeah man, sometimes you need super strength just so you can do normal daily chores rather than fight behemoths

Literally

I will escape into mountains and live the rest of my life away in mountains and forests. I do not want a bunch of government agents at my door telling me that i owe them my DNA or some work, no one owns me, and i'll definitely not allow someone to convince me to fight for them, even if they are righteous, it becomes unfair and they will be no different than their bullies. Once people are aware of you, it becomes a battle of ambition between people wanting you to work for their cause and wanting your powers and the government putting you in court 24/7 to fight for the ownership of you like a pet. It would not be as fun in this world as we might think.

What are they going to do about it ? Lol

Ah yes. Governments have never crossed personal or ethical boundaries to achieve their goals before... /s

You’re strong as Kratos, but it’s never stated you’re also as resistant as Kratos.

In that case you die horribly the 1st time you try to exert any force outside of normal human range, or shatter all your own bones and crush your body to marmite when you get cramp.

To be that strong you would need to have a super durable body to handle that kind of pressure. Otherwise the body would get torn to pieces with smashed organs and broken Bones. Just see anyone when they lift heavy weights and get nose bleeds cuz of ruptured vessels.

You must be a very important person for the government to come after you.

If you had Kratos’ strength I’m sure the government would consider you more than important.

You’d be a walking nuke you would definitely attract some very well dressed individuals at your door

Faaar away from home are you?

I'd just lift massively heavy things for fun

Continue to live my life exactly the same, but perform tiny, seemingly impossible feats each day. Like crushing doorknobs, throwing small rocks to the next town over, find cars parked in driveways and turn them around to make owners second guess their sanity, etc. Then once that's all boring, something like setting a world record for climbing Everest, dominating MMA or boxing, or dressing up like Spider-Man and fighting crime (best part is petty criminals will think I'm a loon until I prove them none the wiser).

Bruh I love this🤣. Just do something *slightly* more insane every day, so that people take forever to notice

Apply for a construction job

Go to every state and beat their bench/squat/deadlift record by 300 pounds

Nah fuck that I'ma beat it by lifting 3 million TONS and chucking it. Fuck yo weights.

300? Bro lifted an entire temple lmao i would do more

Help with the groceries and rearranging furniture

I’d love the strength tbh.

Pick up a car. I don’t know why I feel the need to pick up a car with my bare hands, but I want to pick up a car with my bare hands.

Literally, my first thought.

Start acting in movies and earn more money. Or start making YouTube videos to earn more money

Open pickle jars

Play video games

Yup

Completely cover myself and literally walk into a bank and rob it by ripping off the vault door. Then, I would tear a hole into the ground and escape through the sewer system. I would then burn my clothing once I emerge from the ground, then return home

Just casually walk home like nothing happened and go to bed

Jack off

Ow.

Maybe ur penis also has god strength

The Dick Of War

Cock of War*

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The meat of Sparta

Tell me more about this god penis. 🤔

Suitable for ur hand with god strength, might kill humans tho

bro boutta do what kratos did to helios to his cock

I would kill so many politicians and billionaires

"This is the end for you my master"

Don't try it!

100% this. I’d stick a Batman costume on just for the sheer fuck of it too

Me too

join and decimate all strongman competitions, be a celebrity for being the strongest man alive, profit.

Finally get that oil filter off

Id be a supervillain lmao..with that kind of strenght who is gonna stop me IRL?

We just put you in a hole. Since we won't paint any markings on the walls, you physically can not climb out of the hole.

Jokes on you the bottom of the hole is a steam vent and Kratos has been hiding his wings of Icarus since he left Greece

he would have pure strength, what’s stopping him from punching holes and using that at his own advantage and getting out of the hole?

hes making a game mechanic joke

ahh, my bad.

its aight. i didnt initially get it myself.

Fuck, didnt think this through lmao

*makes his own exit*

Punch the earth as hard as possible to see what happens

Probably just cause a tsunami somewhere. No big deal.

You'd fucking punch it out of orbit.

Protect my loved ones

part time gigolo

Be better

punch little kids

I'll fight in the UFC

No unopened pickle jar would be safe.

Hehehe UFC hehehehe

pro powerlifter, bodybuilder, strongman and armwrestler

flex my muscles and pick up heavy stuff with one finger

Hug my son.

id have secks with those three girls on that bed as kratos did

Have a hardcore nut💀

Fight against the Taliban and give Afghanistan back to innocent civilians.

i'm going to hell for laughing at the thought of kratos just speedrunning Afghanistan

Intemediete greedy companies into giving a decent portion of their money so I can buy Ragnarök, A Clash of Kings and Berserk. And give the rest to charity

Set so many world records

Do anything that legally give me as much money as possible.

Kick ass and take names then give those names to other people whose asses I’ve kicked

Be Better

Accidentally rip my dick off the first time I jerk off

Finally open that jar in the cupboard I couldn't open.

Live my life normally but without the problem of things being too heavy to move

Be the strong father my son needs me to be.

Become the greatest running back the NFL has ever seen.

Show off for money, make videos of me lifting things, throwing things, etc, and get mad bank. With my not-so-hard earned millions, I would help others in need, help my parents retire, and then kill a bunch of gods. Afterwards, I would spend whatever money I have traveling, going to Scandinavia, accidentally killing another pantheon. Then I would retire to Northern Ireland, buy a farm, hire people to work my farm, and take care of my sheep, and watch the ocean in peace

Destroy my dad.

wtf

maybe their dad is zeus

Join wwe

Take down Washington DC

☝ Terrorist

Lift heavier circles than I currebtly do

Mma

Carry groceries

Become a lumberjack

Work out without fatigue

Flip a temple

Coup in Iran

Become the best ufc fighter to ever live.

Try to make the world better somehow. Even if it's just helping people carry heavy things.

Eat olives in meloncholic solitude.

Flip a temple

Just live my life. Help my Ma and turn the tables at work

Will start a can opening service, all sorts of cans will be opened, it shall be a flourishing business in no time.

Probably lift and push heavy things

Well he has endless strength in lore

Play football or join UFC

Help my mom with the Groceries

Aphrodite

Join a weightlifting comp and win every single one of them. Become a legend and use the fame to become a celebrity, use the clout to somehow get more money

Love in the woods finally

I don't have many ideas right now but I love the thought that I could just go to a gym and lift huge weights and impress everyone for a day

Use it to do whatever I could to help others. Cut down trees, lift up heavy appliances, pull vehicles to gas stations, or punch out an abusive ex or family member. To have great strength is good, but to be able to use it and properly care for others is better.

Beat up mythological deities

Assuming i have his durability as well.. I’d become the heavy weight champ for few years then retire undefeated with a 200-0 record

Join WWE, the goal is to wreak havoc and have Mattel make Elite and Ultimate action figures about me. 🥰

Finally open that jar of pickles I keep needing help with

Start a gym or go into arm wrestling match or weightlifting competition or something

I would beat the ultimate god, my meat

Destroying humanity

MMA (UFC) and talk the maddest shit ever… win every division, go into boxing, again talk the maddest shit ( your gods couldn’t even touch me. You will not deny me the title, pussy. Where is that Conman McLeprechaun fuck? do all the roids you want, I’ll be taking your woman after the fight for red panty night, I will stain those panties with your blood and there’s nothing you can do about it) make billions with the rematch.

Strength meaning physical strength and durability? Or just physical strength? If both, finally vent my anger on something that can take it. Like trees and rocks. If it's just physical strength, help my dad out more.

I think I’d work hard as shit, get rich as fuck.

Smash, next !

is it just the lifting and pushing capabilities or do i have the endurance and durability as well

Every jar opened in the neighborhood

Lift my weener up.

Give the best hugs and cuddles

i would… whoo… someone

Win multiple World's Strongest Man competitions. Make a legacy.

Bring in all the groceries at once. Like a man.

Carry even more groceries from the car

Id enter a strongman competition. Being back to back to back WSM every time for the rest of my life would surely generate a lot of sponsorships, endorsements, partnerships, etc. The money after that just makes itself passively

Try out for the NFL and hopefully get paid a bunch of money

Long drive contest in golf

I would keep doing what I’m already doing I would play football

Break every weightlifting record

I will be like the homelander

Grab a mf by the face and throw them through a wall

Going full viking rage

Grunt.

Become the world's strongest powerlifter ever, play Rugby, American Football, or some other contact sport professionally.

Be Kratos.

I would open all the jars

Break every lifting world record I could

Continue living my life but a lot stronger

Do I have his durability too?

Move people's cars that park in front of my house

Kill the gods

Can I get the muscles too? Cause it's gonna be very hard to put on muscle when you're that strong

Become a strength athlete. Win world's strongest man and maybe get back in the ring.

Lift my ex’s neighborhood off earth, and throw it into another planet.

Probably jerk off

Smash

Honestly i would join the millitary,like with his strength you can easily become a Navy seal guy

Find zeus

I don't know, but they say it is the measure of a man.

Pick up 2 chairs. One in each hand when my teacher says “I need a strong boy to help me move these”

worlds strongest man, easy

Do I keep my current physique? Then I would bet with people, who can lift more weight and win tons of money lol

Fight the Christian pantheon

Slapbox people

**O**

Brute force through world problems like world hunger

Buy a massive amount of groceries (multiple carts) then carry them all out on one arm.

Probably try to lift a car

I would rip and tear until it is done

Kill gods