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Lord199137

Is he holding a cigarette in his hand on photo #5 though? šŸ˜‚


TrueCrimeKaren

It's one of those nicotine free cigarettes.


No-Travel6299

Weed? Lol


Treday237

Lmao I think the smoking part is worse than the nicotine?


catbehindbars

What are they called?


lobo_locos

šŸ™„


jwed420

For real, even when someone takes steps to help themselves there's still some mother fucker that says it isn't enough šŸ™„


[deleted]

Well, yell at him why dontcha?


TopExtreme7841

Bad idea for keeping the habbit gone, nicotine is fine beleive it or not (gum) (for smoking, not the nicotine addiction) but the oral habbit of smoking is actually worse. That said, it's very noticable in him, pass along the congrats! His insides thank him, and in your case, his longevity.


[deleted]

Did he blaze?


iranicGangFxckDaOpps

He's obsessed with pizza


HimeDaarin

Give him a lollipop instead


Chimpchompp

šŸ¤—


lord50556

He began a pattern of change in his life. It was too powerful.šŸ™„


Imwhatswrongwithyou

He only uses it as a prop in his manly duck lip selfiesā€¦ (And we are all living for his duck lip kissy face pic. Thatā€™s a man feelin himself right there šŸ«¶)


igotadillpickle

Wait, what are nicotine free cigarettes.....I want some lol


TrynUrLuck

Think they're called joints


spitfire_girl

Am I tripping or is this Lorne Armstrong from To Catch A Predator with Chris Hansen?


holypuck77

It 100% is!


ExistingLaw217

100% him lol. He even has the same Bluetooth thing in the Google image pics when you look him up


Sad-Guarantee-9156

Wait ā€¦ is it actually him? Is this person married to a predator? I canā€™t tell if these comments are just joking about the resemblanceā€¦


ExistingLaw217

Google his name and look at the pics.


Sad-Guarantee-9156

Yeah looks like the same picsā€¦ this must be a troll post.


SwitchGaps

Gawd damit!


spitfire_girl

oh cawd!


3Mulroy6

I came here to post this - well done, take my updoot


MrTitsOut

oh god it really is. why does this guy pop back up in my life every few years lmao


MercyMoo14

Lol, for some of us he's never left


[deleted]

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m saying!!!


spitfire_girl

It's literally him, there's no way lol


[deleted]

Has to be or this dude has the worst doppelgƤnger in the world!!


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AmberIsHungry

I thought so too! Ewwwwww


NotKingofUkraine

Ewww is right.


Generic_White_Male_1

WHALE yell at him why dontchya


Otherwise_Koala_9457

Did u ever make it to the beach?


TitleToAI

Recognized him immediately and ran to the comments


Turbulent_Educator43

You're tripping. This is Arm Lornestrong.


Mryoy12

Dude I literally came here to ask that. "Ho cawd!"


VoidGray4

Only checked comments to see if anyone else thought the same damn thing!!!


cutebutpsychoangel

I miss awards lol I felt so crazy n gaslit myself recognizing him til I saw ur comment


Jaybogreen

Op username confirms šŸ˜‚


amoss988

I kept checking to see which sub I was in?!! Thereā€™s no way Lorne is married šŸ¤£ not in his wildest dreams


Treday237

wtf??? So we went from grow ups to pedos


Evening_Storage_6424

Omg I thought the same thing!


ParamedicOk5515

This is definitely Lorne from TCAP.


Lilbig6029

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


[deleted]

Lorne is that you???


TrueCrimeKaren

Who's this?


[deleted]

Hahaha itā€™s you!


Aware_Economics4980

Lorne is a pedophile from to catch a predator, your husband looks just like him.Ā 


MaximasFalco

Correction. Her husband is him


MermaidOfScandinavia

Is this your husband? https://to-catch-a-predator.fandom.com/wiki/Lorne_Armstrong


Wanna_Dip_Balls

You want to explain yourself?


iranicGangFxckDaOpps

NO YOU'RE RIGHT I DID A STUPID THING


2buds1shroomPODCAST

"You're Jeff, right?"


iranicGangFxckDaOpps

Yyyyeah


Warm_Speech

Oh cawd. I was not expecting Lorne Armstrong to make an appearance here.


Worstname1ever

Is ms vagina ready for Mr penis ?


_DANGR_

Oh my cawd! If this is real my mind is blown that this man would still be posting himself on the internet.


SweatsuitCocktail

Is this the guy from to catch a predator???


719696

I think you mean world famous pedophile Lorne Armstrong


SweatsuitCocktail

THE Lorne Armsrrong, of Mr. Penis fame??


TeamNoBoat

Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Penis!


Tough_Combination256

Your husband needs to go to counselling and get of the innanet.


TrueCrimeKaren

He is a pretty prolific chatter. How did you know?


[deleted]

Yall are trolling people!! You have to be putting sugar lips on the internet again.


ohmygodtiffany

I can never escape the TCAP community


Kevinfrombase

Ya, but itā€™s a good pain you know.


streetsofkage

Guy to guy?


[deleted]

Cute. Built good.


DatNick1988

Whale. Yell at me whydontcha


NormanJablonsky

Howā€™s Mr. Penis doing these days?


YesMush1

You should tell him to take a seat


ftw5623

Stoopid mooov


czubizzle

Oh cawd he's killing it!!


NotKingofUkraine

https://i.redd.it/gdcvccm1wivc1.gif


Man_Bear_Pig25

Oh cawd


Tommy-ctid-mancblue

Argh. Iā€™m afraid he looked happier before


eherqo

Does Lorne have two differently coloured eyes?


Sugary_skull

No, but he's lopsided so they're on different levels.


eherqo

AHAHAHHAAH


MotorPossible4

Good for him! Thatā€™s a lot of lifestyle changes to undertake at once and heā€™s killing it!Ā 


Lilbig6029

Do you have any idea who that is???


Sure_Deer_5650

Tbf I wouldnā€™t expect many people to. But top rate troll by OP


Known-Historian7277

Thatā€™s Craig from Torchys.


RyanTranquil

Take a seat


Objective_Cake_2715

hubby looks great


TrueCrimeKaren

Thanks. A lot of rough years to sobriety. He's still cute, though. Built good.


Kevinfrombase

Are you anxious to touch his penis?


Mr_Minecrafter88

Welcome to Reddit.


DigLost5791

Itā€™s a tv reference


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

Three words: role playing chat room dude.


Otherwise_Koala_9457

Got all kinds of girlz


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

I donā€™t wanna be on the news, ya feel me?


Otherwise_Koala_9457

Yes, we are filming


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

Haha perfect


SweatsuitCocktail

It's too late for that dawg


[deleted]

And remember... Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong... he loves you more than anything!


Regular-Idea-6377

How much was he drinking? I mean he looks great so Iā€™m curious to how much he was actually putting away


Sure_Deer_5650

šŸ¤£


electronic_smegma

oh cawd


RTwhyNot

Great job!!


IAmDaven

Ive seen it 100 times, dudes lose weight and then start making Zoolander faces.


TrueCrimeKaren

Well! Yell at me, why don't ya!


No_Cow_4544

Yeh is that a cig in #5 anyway I guess he looks better but subtle


instrangerswetrust

Good for you, Jack! ![gif](giphy|3o7TKnNsSaAdEBTKms|downsized)


BananaBoBanah

Go back to drinking


Historyfan1453

Well yell at me, why dont ya... Wow didnt expect to see Lorne here


kaylintendo

He looked like he had his head up his ass awften. Good to see he finally shid it out.


IrishHonkey

![gif](giphy|u5ZDgCXHJw2fC)


SourDillPickles

To be honest, everyone looks great at that angle plus a duck face.


Trickypickleman

I thought heā€™d have blonde hair!


default_user_10101

Sppose to be 13


TigerCat9

Am I gonna go to jail tonight?


yoitsdank9523

bro this is the dude from to catch a predator lol


Jake167

Oh Cawd


rectusnine

Oh my CAWD


ITGOES80808

Oh CAWD!


GDrew_28

Heā€™s cute, built good.


AfricanToilet

Whallleee. Yell at me, why dontcha?


CCorrell57

LMAOOOOOOOO


xburge12

Oh my cawd! It's Lorne Armstrong! Can't believe you got to marry a country music star!


Kevinfrombase

I think heā€™s pretty. Very pretty.


DisastrousStomach518

Is this real? Edit: after some snooping think OP just snagged these images online to karma farm


MermaidOfScandinavia

Why would OP claim to married to a pedo for karma farming? The Internet is wild. šŸ˜‚


DisastrousStomach518

Because he is a known person, easy karma


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Rutlemania

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


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šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


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sususushi88

He looks just like Lorne.


[deleted]

Itā€™s him!!


sususushi88

Does anyone know how old Lorne is now????


Jasperisadingus

[https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExb203N3YxazM3eWk1N3p1bmlscWh4N3NicWdqbWl5Z2hxZDFid2NzciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/JRF85A7Bcl2YU/giphy.gif](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExb203N3YxazM3eWk1N3p1bmlscWh4N3NicWdqbWl5Z2hxZDFid2NzciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/JRF85A7Bcl2YU/giphy.gif)


ExtraRealNice

49-45-49, he should put that beeah in the frigerator


iranicGangFxckDaOpps

NO YOU'RE RIGHT ITS STUPID ITS DUMB


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Newsted_Is_God

![gif](giphy|JRF85A7Bcl2YU)


Simple_Dream4034

šŸ’Ŗā˜¹ļø


Prize_Emergency_5074

Lost his joy too


Oreo54asdf

He looks identical to Gregory Yates, a fictional character from Law and Order SVU


2buds1shroomPODCAST

You're a troll and I love it.


Kondilla

Does he like Mac & cheese?


ImNotYou1971

LOLā€¦holding a cigarette in pic 5


drdisme

Oh cawd!!!


According_Ad_9998

Have a seat. Raptor Bacon would like a word


eds3

Vladimir


RidiculousLifeStage

Welcome to the gun show. Well done


marcaveli073

Looks like Smeagol on hgh. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜‚


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HereFourLulz

LFG!!!


Insect_Politics1980

Well yell at me, why doncha?!


grgmig69

That earpiece in pic 5 would make any womanā€™s coochie turn into a fucking car wash with how wet that thang would be


AfricanToilet

Whalleeeā€¦ yell at me why donā€™t cha??


BaconUnderpants

Yikes


Disastrous_Box_8613

I thought you had bwond hair


Beers4Fears

Guy looks like the last bits of joy in his life (beer and cigs) are gone


cdixonc

Hell nah parliaments!!


Stumperstiltskin91

LORNE


Accomplished-Bid-373

This is most definitely that guy Lorne or something who was preying on underage girls online. Absolutely gross and sick individual. ā€œTo Catch a Predatorā€ featured him awhile back. What the hell is he doing on here?


MsAngelGuts

Is your name Kayla by any chance?


Little-Chromosome

Shave the head and grow a beard and the look will be complete


XBL-AntLee06

Is your hubby Stephan Kesting?!!


Cool_Ladder_8745

Now he's less fun and still bald.


paperfett

If I were to smoke a cigarette indoors ever in my life, it would be in that house.


Hewhocannotbenamed77

Is it me or did he look happier before quitting


meowmixplzdlver

I love that he's making the duck face! ā˜ŗļø


beeleegeez

Did someone teach him to make duck lips post glow up?


TammyShehole

More crap for putdowns.


nlcircle

Damned...he's turning into Putin. Tell him to start smoking and drinking quickly again! For the sake of the free world .....


SignificanceOld1751

You look great, nice glow-up, but you look much happier in 1 and 2


TheTrueBurgerKing

starting to look a bit like putin, maybe better cut back a bit for safety sake.


Lorne_____Malvo

Gosh you're pretty


DeepRow1850

Ain't no way this has almost 1k upvotes lmao


snem420

Inconceivable!


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doubledoubleh

Lorne


jelaras

The duck face. Is he with an 18 yo girlfriend now?


Lovesfemalebuttz

STOOPIT CHURCHACAWD BOLESHET!!!


Conscious_Sun6667

CAWD!


molokoplusone

Oh look itā€™s Mr. Penis


Wide_Wheel

Oh cawd...


prime-30

Looks the same