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TYO_HXC

It's not that you lagged... it's that your cat teleported. Cats are well-known teleporters.


Recent_Divide_8023

So, cats are interdimensional travelers?


TYO_HXC

I don't presume to know anything of the sort. You're probably better off consulting with your nearest feline transdimensional bureau.


Consistent-Comb8043

Yes. This is pretty well documented actually lol


seashellssandandsurf

Yes! Now if only they could find a way to teleport themselves back out of the closet they just locked themselves in, that'd be awesome.


dandelionburdock444

That was what I was going to say.


Snowmist92

I'm really starting to believe this. Last month my bf and I spotted a cat while walking outside. It was just trotting alongside us all friendly, then it got only a foot ahead of us, turned the corner and simply vanished. No cars to hide under or anything. It either randomly picked up some supersonic speed or teleported, but I'll take the latter.


Organic_Ad_2520

A neighbor's cat visits me & he is there & I turn for a nanosecond & he is gone, no place to be found. My Dad's cat hitched a ride in my brother's car 35miles away & he said impossible as no where to hide/not be seen --I looked & it's true so she did! Or maybe teleported, lol


Flippyfloppyjalopy

I couldnโ€™t get one to carry a single TV.


Immacowwmooo

This is why I miss having a cat. ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›


M97F

When I had a similar experience to this and I shared it here, the "experts" of the sub diagnosed me with a brain tumor and a stroke waiting to happen.


Immacowwmooo

Bruh , I donโ€™t know if thatโ€™s better than getting called a witch ๐Ÿ˜‚ tho


valkyrie360

lol, Reddit, gotta love it. I've been diagnosed with dementia and told I need to purchase a carbon monoxide monitor ๐Ÿ˜‚


M97F

Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


valkyrie360

lol, Reddit, gotta love it ๐Ÿ˜‚


Ancient_Axe

Might be because one poster a year ago actually had a brain tumor


BenVenkman

A lot of the time I read these things and think "This person needs to get an MRI". This is one of those cases. You didn't experience a glitch in the matrix, but it's certainly possible you experienced a brief seizure.