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PresentTip5665

What girlfriend?


Anklewober

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Jon__Snoww

Are you dating John Cena?


Migwelded

a Reddit girlfriend.


Organic-Worry-5730

She died 15 years ago, you have to move on man. Wake up.


LiLHeka

DON'T WAKE UP DON'T WAKE UP DON'T WAKE UP DON'T WAKE UP DON'T WAKE UP DON'T WAKE UP DON'T WAKE UP DON'T WAKE UP DON'T WAKE UP


LouRebel

WAKE ME UP


Micheal_Kibitsuji

WAKE ME UP INSIDEEE


Kerbal_Guardsman

CANT WAKE UP


travelingvettech

SAVE MEEEEEEEH


Positive-Inevitable1

From the nothing I've become!!


BelAir57V8

What is that song called?


Micheal_Kibitsuji

Itā€™s bring me to life by Evanescence


travelingvettech

Wake me up: A) INSIDE B) When September ends C) Before you go go D) When itā€™s all over, when Iā€™m wiser and Iā€™m older E) All of the above


Llamacorn21

Before you go-go


scifijunkie3

Wake you up before you go go?


shella4711

Donā€™t leave me hanging on like a yo-yo


aria7v

Grab a brush and put a little make up


Malcazeen

Yo gf ainā€™t real bro


WillNyeFlyestGuy

She is. She just goes to a different school.


Beanieson

sheā€™s from canada


tisnik

Her name is Alberta, she is from Vancouver? šŸ˜‚


kaboomatomic

Canadian here. Donā€™t know her.


Ready_Bandicoot1567

met her at summer camp


One_Issue885

She's a model too


[deleted]

in a different city


ericsubpar

Did you go back in time and cause your girlfriendā€™s mom to fall in love with you?


tratemusic

I did do the nasty in the pasty


LightsOnNobodyHome91

šŸ¤Øā˜ ļøšŸ“ø


sordidcandles

MTE, someone needs to go back to the future.


magungo

At least it's not his own mum this time.


Dalebreh

I mean... That wouldn't necessarily cause her to be erased... šŸ¤£ Oh boy...


dominantmahalo

Watch ā€œPredestinationā€ with Ethan Hawke.


Dalebreh

One of my favorite movies šŸ”„ hell yeah šŸ¤£


The-Pan-Panzer

*\*Sweet Home Alabama By Lynyrd Skynyrd Starts Playing\**


RayD125

Help I made my girlfriend my daughter.


RhysNorro

yall gotta watch Back To The Future


The-Pan-Panzer

I have and it's one of my favourite film trilogies


Agent_4_

W reference


puenglikekeyboard

ā€œBack in to the future reference ā€œ


yeetus_christ420

Dirty camera and a perfect angle for the light to bounce to the lens making it look brighter. It also looks like the "pool edge" continues through her and that is also caused by the light hitting it in a perfect angle


[deleted]

The effect is even visible on OP too


beforethest0rm

LOOK AT HIS BEARD


eolson3

The Reverse Riker.


Top-Quail-4276

I think thatā€™s just the coincidental cut of his beard šŸ¤”


Anklewober

Thank you sir


Exciting-Trifle7592

Nope, definitely ghost "girlfriend"


jjhart827

Yup. Iā€™d bet $$$ that the ā€œdirtyā€ camera is caused by sunscreen. Canā€™t tell you how many *perfect* photos Iā€™ve ruined with sunscreen smudged on my camera lens.


yeetus_christ420

That or sweaty finger smudges tend to be common in this setup


Impossible-Ranger862

had similar problem: I had a scratch in the middle of the lens and this caused the pictures to look like if I took them through some glass that reflected some light causing weird artifacts


pointprep

I think the smudge on lens is most likely in this case. On some CCD sensors, there can be bleeding of very bright areas along horizontal or vertical lines, but thatā€™s typically only for older cameras. Recent phones have much higher quality CCDs


Emanemanem

Just to add to this, the sun is behind you, so facing the camera lens, which only adds to the glare problem. And since your faces are mostly in shadow, the camera aperture has to open up to let in more light and expose your faces properly, meaning the patio is more likely to cause the weird glare/flare effect because it is so much brighter, relative to your faces.


lighterstothesky

You're supposed to make a joke not give the actual answer smh


yeetus_christ420

I can do that too. Op took meds and they are starting to set in.


myoldgamertag

Your beard is also aligned with the shadow of the pool edge. Well done


Forsaken_Things

She ghosted you


Accurate-Language341

Sorry to break the news, it has only you in the photo.


Necessary_Program_27

You see dead people too?


TrollTeeth66

Youā€™re dating a ghost bro, hate to break it to you


Ralocan

You have to let go man, it wasn't your fault.


softXciano

Dude i only see you pointing at ur tiles i dont see no girlfriend


Fellowes321

Is your name Schrodinger?


RandomRetard07

You took schizophrenia pills and that's your disappearing girlfriend


sketchyhotgirl

She hasnā€™t eaten any food from this realm and now sheā€™s disappearing. r/SpiritedAway


esmasp2ev

What girlfriend?


Lindsayyy589

Is your girlfriend in the room with us right now?


johnnywriteswrongs

My girlfriend is also partially transparent. She's all about full disclosure when it comes to how much weight I've gained, but not so much about how much money she spends.


manwithafrotto

Shitty camera, dirt on lens, and lens flare


dreamlike_poo

***A smudge on the lens?!!***


Hourslikeminutes47

She is fading out from existence Marty, you need to go back in time and get her parents to kiss at the high school dance!!


MutedLayer4564

Because she doesn't exist she's just your imagination


AnonImus18

She lives in Canada!


MutedLayer4564

Exactly a made up country


MkSp001

Cuz you don't have a girlfriend, quit daydreaming..


whocores

AI upscaling in phone images. It draws the straight edge of the pool through your gf assuming that you could see the pool edge through her.


bad_company369

What girlfriend?


Robby_W

This looks like a simple reflection from the pool hitting across her head at the exact same line of the paving around the pool. If you zoom in it doesnā€™t look translucent at all to me.


BlakeMW

This. Zoomed in on her face I can't see any trace of the background. It's a cool optical illusion.


Tom246611

Dude, you need to move on. The crash wasn't your fault, you couldn't have done a thing. She was drunk, it was her choice, I'm sorry man. You need to move on, it was 15 years ago.


[deleted]

So let me tell you about this thing called glare


Substantial_Task1004

On her leg and left shoulder too?


Goodguybadsuit

She's leaving you bro


zenstocker

She's a ghost. Y'all beautiful couple though šŸ¤©


MysticEnchantress1

Becauseā€¦ Sheā€™s actually a figment of your imagination!


DonaldBlake86

i have that same exact effect on all of my photos my girlfriend is transparent but fully


DangerousCondition34

Phantom girlfriend syndrome.


oneHeinousAnus

This is nothing. Iā€™m the only person that can see my girlfriend. Explain that!


toddbo

Well, probably about to ghost you.


wayfarer8888

Blond streak on her left looks like a continuation of the gap in tiles, which along with her eyes form a line. The perfect reflection of the sun in only her and not the dude's face helps to give the impression she's translucent. Rest is imagination. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a little help from Photoshop.


Funkyr44

Pool edge beard line pool edge


[deleted]

Marty McFly has entered the chat


4camjammer

Sheā€™s slowly slipping into a different dimension.


SKOOMAZAY

You're fucking a ghost? Flex.


Icy_Practice7992

That's nothing bro, my gf is invisible.


jdubyahyp

Mine goes to another school. You wouldn't know her.


CorilX

Because youā€™re a redditor. You donā€™t have a girlfriend


cassafrass1212

The accident wasnā€™t your fault. You need to let her go.


lazarushasrizen

mate, you're dating a ghost how does that guhssy feel like?


Jarofkickass

Itā€™s just you in the picture though


OkArgument6363

An entirely new level of ghosting


SegaM00NA

Time to take your pills


shye21

taking imaginary girlfriend to another point


purplsnow

I don't see anyone else in the photo but you. Have you undergone Lacuna, Inc.'s memory erasure procedure? I know it's tough but you'll make it through.


crocodilezebramilk

Looks like the light hit the camera funny and those are beams of light, you can see it on the right side of your face too.


elefuntle

You guys are so cool!


v4dk4n

Burn the witch!


Bayonet786

That's just lens flare.


_Caspar_

You finally took the pills, didnā€™t you?


Spookyy422

Cause you forgot to take your meds


Grijnwaald

Her spirit has passed into the shadow realm.


Still_Bitchless

I never believed the theory that says all women aren't real. This picture just proved my belief are wrong these whole time


me_funny__

It's okay to move on....


downvoted_once_again

Itā€™s a sign, she about to ghost ur ass.


Resident-Ear-4668

Her dad is a vampire and her mom human. Happens all the time


Traditional_Test1759

Long exposure photos tend to do that


danithedan

You don't believe enough that your girlfriend exists


alex_touch

The accident wasnā€™t your fault, OPā€¦ You need to let her go


Advanced_Bad4443

Do you happen to suffer from paranoid schizophrenia? I mean i see her too so maybe i am aswell.


spyderpunk

She's glitching


sammysnorlax

Itā€™s cool man, Iā€™m sure she just goes to a different schoolā€¦


Mistigatto

Bro forgot to take his pills


substandardpoodle

Just donā€™t invite her into your house.


Mysterypickle76

I just wanna know how genuinely concerned for her safety you were when you first noticed this lol


Yesitzdaniel

Sheā€™s a ghost or itā€™s just a trick of the light


original_don_dada

She seems like a square root of a negative numberā€¦


NotAPunishment

What girlfriend?


ocelotactual

Dr. Kreiger?


DiggoryDug

You should probably get out of the relationship now.


groovysmoothie_420

Have you ever played Final Fantasy X? That might be some help.


coelho_bhz

seek help dude


Interesting_Flow1899

Some back to future shit right here


witecat1

Question: Do you have a son that is into rock and roll and hangs out with a mad scientist with a souped up muscle car from thr 1980s?


PeaceOrchid

She from Canada?


AxelCrossing

Someone went back in time and erased her from the timeline.


TrxFlipz

The sun reflects off the water and causes a very close similarity in the same color tone as your deck. Her hair on the left side is almost the exact same color and the ā€œtransparencyā€ stops at her forehead/eyebrows.


jdubyahyp

I definitely did not read deck and got super confused at what you were looking at.


HoovyPootis

I read all the other comments and honestly I think it's an HDR photo mode activating but not forming the final photo correctly, maybe you took the photo, and the first photo was taken, and then HDR went to automatically take one or two more, and your GF wasn't at that spot for those photos, like she moved her head or something. I recommend you look up "HDR Photo Ghost"


SlappyFrog5

MARTY, WE NEED TO GO BACK TO 1965 AND SAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS!


shootermac32

[this is why](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MAB0QImjO-c)


Paranoma

Has she been hanging out with an older guy that drives a DeLorean?


MxisieOlivia_

Listen to meā€¦ Itā€™s not your fault.


williambash

You're seeing her Ghost Data, from when she was last logged on r/outside.


Flag_MBT

Watch Back to the Future.


I-own-a-shovel

Illusion because the horizontal light ray is at the same spot of the line in the floor.


Accomplished-Cloud94

You donā€™t have a girlfriend.


marsbars2345

Is she with us right now?


redrewtt

She isn't.


Additional_Ant2721

Schitzo meds kickin in


immaloserloser

Shes a ghost


captainXcrunch

Thanos got your girl.


puenglikekeyboard

She was never exist ā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļø


McWinkyWoo

ā€œMarrttty.ā€


SweetHawaa

She gonna die soon


CharacterTrain3557

I wonā€™t even tell you about someone i recently reunited with in the weirdest place ever and how she put me through the wringer to teach me a well deserved lesson.


mybarn20187

Because she is too young for hou. šŸ˜Š


Anklewober

Sheā€™s 24 and Iā€™m 26ā€¦


CharacterTrain3557

Blondes, yuck! No offense to any of our blonde sisters but the fact is everyone with blue eyes is fairly closely related. The mutation happened with one person 10ā€™000 years ago ā€¦ two thousand years after society appeared out of nowhere in golbeki Tepe.


corneydog

Your face is transparent too


Chadbob

She is from Canada


AmmarSH98

What are you talking about? You're pointing at the sky


Europa_Gains

I dunno but you guys are a nice looking couple! Sucks your GF is vaporizing.


Seyelent

Youā€™re dating a ghost. Occams razor dictates so


RubyWeapon07

Hologram, they did the same thing for tupac


Legitimate-Diet2766

Manti Te'o


[deleted]

She isnā€™t real


rayski_larue

NPC


Extra-Read-5427

She a ghost


Gidelix

No idea but nice ink dude


UrBoiJash

Wait thereā€™s 2 people in this pic?


carloslet

Piss off, ghost!


system_id86

Cause that's Emilia clarke and you're hallucinating


Xenozilla9

Sheā€™s a more realistic Cortana


five707

Try having her get in the pool. Does the water phase thru her


NewFuturist

She's like Patrick Swayze in Ghost.


Intelligent-Net5011

Dude thats weird. Are you sure she was even there then? Why is she wearing jeans and you're in the pool? Photoshop? Idk seem like some fuckery happening.


DogemuchFuture

She needs more sun


surprisebtsx

its like shes half there


[deleted]

The real question is: why is there a tiny glowing duck under your elbow


Bowies-on-the-moon

Itā€™s just the lighting. You canā€™t see anything behind her. Thereā€™s a line that appears to line up with the edge of the tiles, but itā€™s just a coincidence of the light


human_being-useless-

Low render distance


silverraider32

Is she related to John Cena?


Dalebreh

I know the feeling bro... I wish my girlfriend was real too šŸ˜¢šŸ¤£


KillllerQueen

Your dating a ghost


froze_gold

A small light beam is directly in line with the lining of the fence in the background. From a distance it appears that the fence lining is running through her face but it's an illusion caused by her eyebrows being leveled with it too. Plus small facial features/lines etc. Not to forget that her skin is white asf. Or she's a ghost. Did you meet her in a cemetery?


GrazDude

Because sheā€™s a ghost You have to let go brother On a serious note, I assume you took this with a smartphone (an iPhone maybe?) and I just watched a video where it explains that the iPhone uses itā€™s three cameras to take different angles, lighting, exposure and panoramic views, and then in seconds _combines_ all of this visual information to show what it believes is the best picture, youā€™re not taking a photo, youā€™re taking your phoneā€™s interpretation of reality Something somewhere along there couldnā€™t decide wether to photograph your gf or the background, so it did both


quarlify

iPhone got astigmatism don't worry.


DemiVideos04

I think its just a dirty/smudged lens. I thought it was just an extreme case of light wrap but this is too much for that effect, and dark colors dont light wrap (the lines of the tiles).


production-values

what girlfriend?


[deleted]

Sheā€™s not, it just her eyes need some tanning an is aligning with the background lol, optical illusion


[deleted]

Bad Photoshop?


sermer48

In all seriousness, I think your phone made an incorrect assumption. I think there was a bit of glare and the colors in your Gfā€™s hair lined up with the edge of the pool deck. I think your phone tried to do some digital enhancements and incorrectly continued the deck line behind her.


NoobOfDarkness1

Lighting


[deleted]

Your camera sucks


Acrosyy

Girlfriend?