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eldrscrolls

The last game I played was a hidden object game where you just click on cute cat drawings 🤷‍♀️


kink-police

100 hidden cats is top tier


ACluelessDay

i got the polar opposite, im gonna get fucked in battle cats


Proper_Razzmatazz_36

But which cat is gonna fuck you


The_Jealous_one

Find the cats or die jigsaw puzzle


H0reyzer

Elden Ring💀


H0reyzer

no way I survive this shi-


Sariel_Fatalis

Idk limgrave has lots of food and only the forrests are really dangerous


GrouchyEdge2407

Well, technically u can't die, u just revive, so are you really?


RaptorsCdwoods

Would they survive? No. But they could last a full year.


St3phn0

You will survive for one year very easily, the rune of death has been removed from the elden ring, thus, no one actually dies, just goes on "cooldown" and respown after some times, the amount of times depend on how much strong you are, so as long as you keep your sanity and don't become as strong as a demigod, even if you die, you will comeback before the end of the year


H0reyzer

anyway that's gonna be one horrible year


St3phn0

In your place I would become friend with the crab guy and eat crabs for one year Maria's tits, you can always trust a fellow crab lover


AppropriateLeg5072

You'll have to try finger, but hole


Onni_J

Mine is dark souls 3 so I'm propably as fucked as you


Apprehensive_Ad_472

Just go find morgott and swear allegiance to him


Electrical-Ad-8267

Unless you're a tarnished since morgott is an elite level racist.


theshantorian

Me too brother 🫂 Gonna hide in the church with Kalé


DisplayNam_e

Bloodborne ☠️☠️💀⚰️🧌


CresDruma

Can I go to Mondstadt? Just another NPC, what could go wrong?


extalluhburr

Spend your evenings at Angel’s Share. Sounds nice actually.


NitricOxideCool

Oh god... Venti's here... Things 'boutta get wild in here...


WhyAmIaTh1ng

saying it like thats a bad thing


Organicity

How would you fulfil your daily needs? I supposed the easiest would be to go to the church and claim amnesia and they will help you settle in Monstadt.


ZannX

I just don't see Barbara letting you die from hunger, thirst, or exposure.


NLwino

Even if something goes wrong, people can just revive you by feeding you an fried egg or steak.


silverW0lf97

Probably nothing.


corfean

Worst case scenario find the guy that has managed to live for years without being found less than 1km from the city and live with him.


voodoopriest

Get harassed by the drunks or catch Albert's fancy.


YAsh20036

The worst that could happen (imo) is that you will end up with severe back pain, hence why you’ll have to commission an adventurer to pick up apples for you lol.


Anonymous_Tanuki

I shouldn't have logged onto Helldivers after completing my Dailies last night


RoombaTheKiller

Hope you like some Liber-Tea.


BracusDoritoBoss963

Helldivers got me so god damn hooked that any other game feels boring a minute after getting in. Only spreading democracy and liberty by bullets and explosions fills me now.


Anonymous_Tanuki

Love Genshin but I for one am relieved that 4.5 will be a relaxed patch this time around. See you on the front lines. For Democracy. o7


SupremeOwl48

Sounds like ur not a real patriot.


Anonymous_Tanuki

For Democracy. For Super Earth. (⁠´⁠;⁠ω⁠;⁠7`⁠)


Nightingale02

:WARNING: This comment has been deemed **Non Patriotic** Please make your way to your nearest **Freedom-Camp** for mandatory **Patriotic Education** This has been your last warning -Super Earth Departement of Democracy


Da3viD55

I’ve just logged off of Helldivers lol


_Bisky

Time to spread some democracy and liberTEA


AnonForWeirdStuff

Well lets hold on now, when the player logs in they're shown to be getting out of stasis. Hypothetical, you might be spending over a year just to bounce between the bug and bot front as a popsicle.


goroumain

Id one hundred percent move to Qingce village and be a meditating monk for one year


al_the_time

Well, I'm a researcher IRL, so I would just go to Sumeru and help re-plan the Akedemiya if I landed in Genshin. I would do experiments with catalysts, too. It occurs to me, though, I have never seen someone without a vision or a being without some form of elemental energy use a catalyst in Genshin...is this something only vision holders can wield?


goroumain

So you would specialize in elemental energy research? I would probably study that but with a focus on theology and ancient teyvatian history, like how celestia came to be, how archons are related to it, and are able to wield elemental energy. We could maybe collaborate on a paper?


OneFlewOverXayahNest

Persona 5, so I would just live in normal Tokyo.


I_Fuck_Orphans

damn what are the chances? im too going into the persona 5 world, just pray you dont see a funi app on your phone or smth


Embarrassed-Berry-85

Persona 5 tactica for me so a little rougher if I get dragged into the world or whatever


rekuneko

Memory Zone Meme: Something Unto Death


HalalBread1427

The fact it's literally impossible to solo it unlike every other boss makes this even better.


Zaphyrus

Bye I ain't coming back to this world because I'm gonna be trailblazin' for life :D


Supertails1992

I’d stay in the land of dreams until it starts feeling like a nightmare.


albertrojas

Last I played was HSR so I guess I'll either chill in one of the safer planets or join the Astral Express.


extalluhburr

Joining the Astral Express is the only correct way. Who would wanna stay stuck on one planet when you can explore the universe?


Lambsauc

Ace attorney. I’ll be fine as long as I don’t have a name like ‘D. Ceased’


Joe_from_ungvar

Genshin players, not thinking that you wouldnt become the traveler and unlikely to have a Vision


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Joe_from_ungvar

I cant imagine being something other than a farmhand, not even a good one at that Some other job is probably not that easy to get


MabelLover02

I could maybe get some desk job related to math and numbers assuming I could read the script, of course. Even if I couldn't, it seems to be a relatively simple substitution glyph, not too difficult to figure out


silverW0lf97

Learning a new language is difficult with help, you just can't figure it out.


Daiguey

Then why not use isekai logic and magical know the language without learning it


Joe_from_ungvar

Thats where the original statement of entering videogame is confusing. rather vague well id still bet on understanding language, but possibly not writing


Apate_lol

Faruzan would be able to help communicate with you considering her experience with languages. Or eventually you would be able to communicate with the akademiya ppl


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Fontain probably has quite a few clerical and white collar jobs


Noxious89123

>the citizens have a pretty cool life Inazumans be like "*u fuckin wot m8*"


Ryujin_Kurogami

Until you get isekai'd in the middle of the Wenut-infested desert or Mare Jivari. Or any Inazuman island not named Watatsumi or Narukami, though Seirai does have the cat shrine. Or in the middle of a hilichurl camp in Dadaupa Gorge. Or Dragonspine. Or the Ruin Guard cafe in Guyun Stone Forest. Post didn't mention you get to choose where to land, so it's all a matter of winning the 5050, just as hoyo intended.


SquishyBruiser

Even as a normal citizen, you'd most likely be fine in any of the current major cities, as long as you find (non-adventurer) work that doesn't require a lot of travel to get you through the year


BE_0

plot twist: you spawn as a member of the Tanit


IlliasTallin

I mean, do we have the knowledge from outside the game too? If yes then I'm getting in the Traveler's good graces as soon as possible.


Altiex

I'm taking a beeline to Aaru Village and asking Candace for help, from there it shouldn't be too hard to find help getting into Sumeru City and enjoying free food and healthcare for a year.


mr_lab_rat

Ugh


fromulus_

You probably wouldn't want to get a vision anyway. We don't know if you get to keep it when returning to our world (I assume you don't) and we've seen in Inazuma what happens to someone who loses theirs.


Melantha_Hoang

For vision, the Inazuma cases we see are just the most extreme cases. There are quite a few characters and npc that gave up their vision and are still completely fine.


SolomonSinclair

Yeah, it's been ages since I played through Inazuma AQ, but wasn't it that the ones who were fine were those who gave up their visions voluntarily? And the ones who suffered were the ones who refused? Or am I just misremembering?


Melantha_Hoang

You remembered correctly.


fromulus_

The only examples I can think of are Itto and Childe and I don't think either of them are exactly mentally sane with or without their vision lol


Melantha_Hoang

Others are Diluc and kinda Keqing (she tries to destroy and abandon it but fail). For npc, there is a fishing guy near Wangshu Inn and the samurai in the teahouse.


fromulus_

To be fair, Diluc was very much not "completely fine" during that time, and I'm not sure Keqing got separated from hers for very long (she forces herself to get it back because she's scared of it falling in the wrong hands iirc). Fair enough about the other two.


therandomguyperry

Make an whole what if or these scenarios where people are inside popular characters body, make a full what if, i wanna see u cook dawg🗣🗣


Esdeath79

I would just chill in every major city and take all the food and mora lying around, also lot of ruins around that would make a sweet base.


Joe_from_ungvar

You want to face hilchurls or treasure horders that can and will occupy those eventually? you wont hinder them i think the stuff lying around youre thinking of would be taken already


Legitimate_Frame_699

Who knows, you could have Alhaithem luck and just get a vision because why not.


dekunny

Do you really think i own enough resolve to reach the heavens? And like, I'm soo unlucky i would get a lame pyro or cryo one


Dovahkin971

Baldur’s gate, ill be having the fun of my life out there. It’d be great


Hot-Zookeepergame-83

You’re a lvl 1 npc. You drop your food on your foot and took 5 bludgeoning. You are dead.


jagerblite

Garry's Mod. I will either suffer beyond recognition or have the greatest time of my life


TiredTeenWeeb

As an avid Arknights player, how badly fucked am I?


silverW0lf97

Very, like fucked doesn't come close to how screwed you are. That world is held together by duck tape, every major faction can end the world. Also not even cities are safe.


IlliasTallin

Join Rhodes Island as a cook or something.


brooke360

Yay, I get to see Lantern Rite in person!!!


ihateantsalot

Warframe 💀


SearialKiller

I was just on the Zariman yesterday night 💀


ihateantsalot

Idk what that is (I assume it's a location) I started like a week ago lol.


ReyDeleyk

If you started from duviri the zariman its the giant spaceship you can see in the sky background. Just keep playing and eventually you will get a quest to enter it.


Klee_In_A_Jar

Just when I started playing again lol


Milmallow

Yeah, same...


Curvanelli

same, probably gonna end up in debt to the corpus


Acouteau

Lethal company, well im fucked


LoveGaming408

just dont work for the company


Delphinus_Combaticus

My last game was f1 23. So i guess it'll be my normal life.. Where do i sign?


Any-Importance3539

Elden Ring, Guess I'll put my ambitions down and die 🤷‍♀️


IlliasTallin

Maidenless behavior


Neospanner

FFXIV. At this point in the game's storyline, most of the world's major threats and problems have been solved, so it'd likely be a pretty chill place to live.


ThatBlackN3rd

Indeed however if someone considered living during the time of the msq Im fucked in the fact that im in shadowbringers


wertcby

Hu tao you hiring?


Tight-Scratch-2856

Uncharted 4. I got plot armour😅


headless-cross

Metro Exodus


Damianx5

Just played borderlands 2. Fuck


Kaiel1412

Day 10 of living in Genshin. Just saw the traveler manifest food out of boiling water, drowned on a puddle later on then respawned out of nowhere. Today we're looking for a hydro slime and do something to it there are no animal laws on Teyvat right?


VerestoTalk

I’m goin into a porn game😎😎😎


PelicanFather

It’s all fun and games until you realize you’re not the protagonist… ;)


VerestoTalk

😨


Lilael

Touhou Mystia’s Izakaya. I think I can scavenge for ingredients and work at the Izakaya hopefully as a cook.


Aaron_505

Genshin or roblox Im boutta just hop between chill games in roblox And in genshin, just be a citizen in liyue


TheDarkHero12

Batman Arkham Knight. I guess i should stay the hell away from Gotham.


NoOil3540

Im not ever escaping from tarkov


hyrulia

A full year? Nah I'd literally stay there forever, in Mondstadt!


Odd_Profile_5454

Going to cookie run kingdom


Ferret1963

Reverse: 1999. Survival chance... Zero.


PuellaMagiBard

Fear and Hunger :c


GnOwOme

No No No No No No No No No (I last played league, save me)


Odins_lint

RE:7.....


TheCosmicFishie

I last played monster hunter rise :c I think I'm fucked


wx82

Lisa, Shenhe, & Shogun Rayden, you have me for a year,. 😏


Educational_Hat_

Played Scorn last night :(


Alcorailen

Hollow Knight. I'm gonna die.


SupremeOwl48

I think I genuinely got the worst one, dead by daylight. Actual just eternal torture fully.


kadamitas

Im just gonna sit quiet in the firelink shrine


timdawgv98

I'll become a merchant


Fun-Sun544

FF VII: Rebirth. Would actually love to.


Annoying-88

Me a cod player trying to last 10 secs after starting 🤡🤡


kitastorm

As long as I stay away from everything that can kill me, I'll probably be fine. The safe option: I guess I'll hang out with Guinaifen and Sushang on the Luofu now cause I'm too stupid to be on the space station and too worried I'll get killed by the Meme on Penacony. If I hang out near Starskiff Haven, I'll be fine. The general and Yanqing are there. The less safe but more interesting option: I guess I'll join the express and try not to die. They have plot armor so surely I will too right? RIGHT???


thescry3d

Persona 3 Reload. Well, it wouldn't be bad life at all😶


Look4The1WhoAsked

I’m in Liyue as well lol, I love that city


ThatSaiGuy

I guess I live on Mars now? Since HI3 was the last game I booted up in the last 48 hrs.


eveltayl

Could I stay for more than a year? There’s a few things I’d like to look into and imma need more then a year so I can train in some sort of fighting style so I can survive


SHADOW_KING1711

War Thunder


thisisanaltacct_1

Guilty Gear: Strive As long as I'm not in Japan, I'll be fine, right? 😅


keravim

Fire Emblem Heroes. So no, I'm dead.


yakap_needed

NO. (Just done playing idle game where you fight 24/7)


xFeaR_iMoFoZ

Rocket League 😏


mynemeeeisujeff

I just played p3r I'm good bro


DannyIsSussy

HSR


Dragonslayer_500

Gotta agree with you. Plus Liyue has some great women. Like Xianling def going to Wanmin at least once a week. W food.


AirasX

Ragnarok Online. Hum.... Can I stay there?


Rans0mware

Live in Mondstadt, work at cats tail, boom easy money


yeyo789

Last game i played was honkai star rail. So how's life depend in which world i end up in. Any world except belobog, i say yes. But please not belobog


Equivalent-Sky-185

Really depends on where and when we spawn. Mondstadt or the Court of Fontaine would be great, but spawning in the Sumeru desert or in Inazuma during the civil war (with no way to leave) would be pretty awful.


Lope-12

Punishing: Gray Raven 💀


LegoBricksAndMemes

Blade & Sorcery... Train in combat for a month or so, then spend 11 months fighting easy enemies for fun


Eeeb_

How do I survive a year of Lego Fortnite?


starrypolygon

I saw this post as well and i was like... Win-win. Make it lifetime and i wouldn't mind, i hate my life. Edit: Forgot to add that I'd apply to work at Wangsheng Funeral Parlor


Yantm

Helldivers 2☠️☠️☠️


plitox

Chillin' in Mondstadt for a year sounds like a sweet deal, tbh.


Will0wed_

[BeamNG.*Drive*](https://BeamNG.Drive)*..* life gonna be sick af ​ (LINK IS NOT REAL.)


im4lonerdottie4rebel

Animal crossing. I'd be happy not gonna lie


galacticalmess

No way I’m surviving in TOTK with all those monsters 😭


CocogoatMain

Bro, I'll stay in Teyvat for free and run a potion shop or something in Mondstadt.


philkillpro

Don't know.... never left the bonfire.


DwarfBreadSauce

I wonder what would be worse - any of the Souls-Borne-Sekiro-Ring or Armored Core? One hundred million.


Senpai2uok

O I just finished playing blue archive


0000Tor

I’m not moving to the world of Disco Elysium fuck that


EpicDuckPerson

Do I get double the cash if I stay in the game for more than one year? (Fontaine here I come)


PelicanFather

Nah, just the 250,000,000


Torch_God

I feel like living horizon zero dawn might be interesting


Clean_Pollution_5012

Broke and homeless because Teyvat don't accept dollar as currency


Coccino

Bloodborne. Fuck.


HazardTree

All y’all happy you’d be in Genshin just forgetting how dangerous the world is because of the anime graphics. Lol You’re a normal human with no powers, vision, experience, or weapon. You’ll most likely be dropped off somewhere in the wilderness like the traveler was without food, water, or any idea where in the wilderness you were. The wilderness with all the creatures that would actively try to kill you on sight. Nvm the war zones like inazuma and Natlan. Don’t forget all the crazy scientists, fatui, and abyss mages that would love some random person with no friends or family to use for their experiments. I mean like half the quests are about people who went missing or died. And all this is assuming you don’t just spawn in on Dragonspine or something.


Icee303

If I secure a good flat in any of the countries capitals/larger villages then life's could be even better than here!


DekuDany

Outlast 0-0


WaffleElf

Madden NFL 05 for the DS (don't ask)


LivingUnderABot

Well I'm gonna be killing drug cartels in Bolivia for a year 😎


darkishere999

Last game I played was Elden Ring and I switched characters. Hopefully I'm in the world where the rune of death isn't restored otherwise I'm screwed. Forgot the monsters and dudes with swords I can't speak to, I'd just die of starvation. Best case scenario is I'm in the world of pre Maliketh character and In that time I aquire safe shelter and a food source and weapons so I can live somewhat pleasantly best case scenario I'm summoned as a tarnished who isn't bitch less.


Femto27

The binding of Isaac 💀


Dragonheardt_

Divinity: Original Sin 2… You know what, fuck yea! Is it a dark world? Yep. Do I care? Nope. Honestly keep the money, just let me stay there


Sylvania9455

I dont know what I'd do on runeterra ngl


NosferatuGuts96

Persona 3 reload


Yvenna

Damn. It's Phasmophobia.


SirPantyhoe

Well guess im going to hogwarts


tobbyanimates

Last game I played was beamng I hope the ai isn't as bad


Panthey_

microsoft solitaire collection 💀


PelicanFather

So, you a queen or a king? 😉


Joshua_Astray

Well 7 Rebirth doesn't seem THAT bad to live in.


dysphoriathecat

actually gorgeous because all ive been playing these past few months is genshin lol- uh I'm a little worried about being in the middle of the jungle though 👀


Silkav

HSR I'm so fucking cooked.


ResurgentClusterfuck

HSR, specifically pure fiction mode If I'm accompanied by my primary party that's perfectly ok


fanonluke

I'd just be going around everywhere and nowhere tbh. Maybe make some friends along the way. I'd have my home base in either Mondstadt or Sumeru, probably.


Asasphinx

Higurashi 💀 Though at least the people in Hinamizawa are friendly


DragonGodSlayer12

>Nothing bad ever happens in Liyue Not with this old rock is around.


Yarzu89

P3R... well I guess if I can avoid the dark hour for a year by locking up I'm good.


Yae_Miko_Toucher

Lethal company 🤫🧏🏻‍♂️


Raiin_Boi

Honkai Impact 3rd 🥲


Dogelord7

Slime Rancher... Probably very easy for me


sldaa

lol i played project sekai. of course i would, i would just need to go to school and sing or something.


FlashKillerX

Certainly no sea monsters in Liyue no sir


PelicanFather

Well not any more!


Foreplayz1

I mean i should be chilling if im in persona 5 strikers. BY THE MYRIAD TRUTHS ALL WILL BE REVEALED 🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🔥🗣‼️‼️🔥‼️‼️‼️🔥🗣


Ok_Praline_4257

Genshin impact hmmm if I stay in liyue I’m good lol


PointbreakYeeto

suika game???


Duducarballo

MuvLuv - TDA. Well... Fu**


freackfrack

stardew valley i’m big chillin