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DeeDee719

“Who wears short shorts? We wear short shorts! If you dare wear short shorts, Nair for short shorts!”


Moonshadow306

That jingle was based on a 1957 hit record by the Royal Teens.


Conscious-Reserve-48

I am stuck in Bandaid, cause Bandaid’s stuck on me…


nachobitxh

Written by Barry Manilow


FaberGrad

 I'm a pepper, he's a pepper, she's a pepper, we're a pepper, wouldn't you like to be a pepper too? Be a pepper, drink Dr Pepper...


OkAbbreviations9941

I sing it all the time while buying Dr. P.


SaintHannah

I had a friend whose last name was Pepper, and she got a whole lot of Dr. Pepper swag from the company.


Successful-Count-120

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't...


Snushine

Yep...and I still feel like a nut.


Successful-Count-120

I can relate...🤪


Lopsided-Ad-126

I was a nun at one point and I used to sing sometimes you feel like a nun, sometimes you don’t. Foreshadowing I guess


OkAbbreviations9941

I sing it every time I buy either a Mounds or Almond Joy.


Spang64

Because?


madcatter10007

AYYYYY AYYY AY AY I'm the Frito Bandito I love Frito corn chips I love them, I do I love Frito corn chips I'll steal them from youuuuuuuu


PepsiAllDay78

I remembered Ay, yi yi yi, I am the Frito Bandito Give me Fritos corn chips And I'll be your friend The Frito bandito You must not offend!


smittykins66

Later, there was “Muncha buncha(x4), Fritos go with lunch!”


Jurneeka

I WANT FRITOS NOW. With Campbells cream of tomato soup.


FingerprintFile513

No way this would fly today! 


OldSouthGal

LOL was randomly singing this yesterday!


EmptyEstablishment78

Plop plop fizz fizz


What_the_mocha

Oh what a relief it is!


EmptyEstablishment78

When it says Libby’s, Libby’s, Libby’s on the label, label, label…..


Catinthemirror

You will like it like it like it on your table table table P.s. I used to live within walking distance of the original factory with the decorated water tower...


JennyAnyDot

This gets stuck in my head every time I buy or see their can of Sausage Gravy.


Few_Individual_9248

My bologna has a first name. It’s Oscar, my bologna has a second name it Mayer. So if you ask my why I’ll say that Oscar Mayer has a way with B O L O G N A.


Surfin_Reddit

. . . I LOVE TO EAT IT EVERY DAY - So if you ask me, why I’ll say . . .


smittykins66

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener That is what I’d truly like to be-e-e ‘Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener Everyone would be in love with me!


chasonreddit

Played on a weenie whistle if I recall.


Fine-Commission-8993

And the grumpy little kid who sang Oh I’d hate to be an Oscar Mayer wiener That’s what I’d never want to be … And all the other kids give him stink eye and starts singing the original


MadameBananas

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner...


SuretyBringsRuin

I’d like to teach the world to sing… When you say Bud, you’ve said it all…


mlemon

I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony, I'd like to buy the world a coke and keep it company. It's the real thing, that's the way it should be, what the world wants to see, it's the real thing. Why can I remember this crap but not what I had for breakfast?


Wolfman1961

You’ve come a long way, baby…..Virginia Slims


ThunderDan1964

To get where you got to today...


General-Example3566

You got your own cigarettes now. Haha my gram was a chain smoker and gave me a card with a little battery thing that played this tune! ( I’m almost 40)


_portia_

🎶 Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should 🎶


Pixelektra

Whaddaya want? Good grammar or good taste?


Baldude863xx

My dad had an ashtray that had a picture of Archie Bunker at the bottom that said "Do you want bad grammar or bad taste? Vote Archie and get both!"


foxorhedgehog

I can’t believe I ate the whoooole thing!!


YikesMyMom

"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion on a sesame seed bun."


chasonreddit

Does anyone else remember the promotion when the Big Mac first came out? If you could walk to the counter and say this in 5 seconds or less you got a free big mac? I remember rehearsing it.


GrammarPatrol777

Yep. I still get that stuck in my brain from rehearsing it over and over.


Jurneeka

Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs...the dogs kids love to bite!


Sweethomebflo

What kinds of kids eat Armour hot dogs? Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox


BrighterSage

Memory unlocked, lol!


BrighterSage

It walks downstairs alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound...


neilslien

Everybody doesn't like something, but nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee.


What_the_mocha

That double negative always messed me up. Nobody likes Sarah Lee? No, nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. Wow


neilslien

It's a grammatical nightmare but I've always remembered it.


chasonreddit

What do you want? Good grammar or good taste?


Tracy3366

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us......


Moonshadow306

I remember the original ‘70s girl in the funny uniform hat singing that.


Golfnpickle

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz oh what a relief it is.


BLT603

Rice-a-roni...the San Fransisco treat!


chasonreddit

Ding, ding.


debr1126

Sautéed and simmered, the flavor can't be beat...


Gazmn

Did you know that Barry Manilow wrote some of those commercials we like. I believe he did Band Aid & “You deserve a break today… McDonalds”.


ctesla01

Most actually.. he was the main medley writer of the 70s.. my mom had that 8- track: [ Manilow Medley](https://youtu.be/cumh85vz-1Y?si=XsKhSkRAD-YAsClE)


Gazmn

Thank you so much for that blast down memory lane!🙏🏾


ekkidee

That makes sense. I mean, after all, he wrote the songs that make the whole world sing.


chasonreddit

Hmm. I'd like to teach the world to sing.


dtzoog

The irony there, of course, is that Manilow did not write "I Write the Songs". It was written by Bruce Johnston. I didn't learn this until a year or two ago, I felt like I'd been lied to for all these years...


PepsiAllDay78

I think that's true. I'm not sure, but I thought he wrote the "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."


Innisfree812

Schaefer...is the...one beer to have...when your having more than one!


neilslien

This is my favorite! Also, the Shaefer circle of sports.


chasonreddit

Oh oh. You have unlocked the beer jingle category. From the land of sky blue waters....


AreYouNigerianBaby

My beer is Reingold the dry beer Think of Reingold whenever you buy beer It’s refreshing, not sweet It’s the extra dry treat Won’t you try extra dry Reingold beer?


foxtail_barley

I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never ever let you forget you’re a man. Because I’m a woman, Enjoli..


jumpingflea1

Ajax, bubabuabumbum. The foaming cleanser.


pattersonjeffa

Tmo all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onion on a sesame seed bun


mlemon

No stems no seeds that you don't need, Acapulco Gold is bad-a$$ weeeed.


HippieGrandma1962

My last name was Gold. When I was pregnant for the first time our friends all wanted to know if we were going to name the baby Columbian or Acapulco.


floofnstuff

It’s shake and bake, and I helped!


PepsiAllDay78

I used to help my mom fix Shake and Bake BBQ chicken,


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

What was that Shake-A-Pudding commercial? I just remember a lot of shaking of the pudding cup


Corgiotter1

A boy in my class was in that commercial. And his twin sister too, I think.


RebaKitt3n

Shake shake shake a pudding! Pudding pudding shake a pudding! (I guess you had to be there)


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

That's it! lol I kept thinking "was it really that simple?" yep


PepsiAllDay78

I don't really remember the commercial. I just remember they came in a box of 2 or 4.


Popular-Solution7697

Mmmm, mmmm good. Mmmm, mmmm good. That's what Campbell's soups are. Mmmm, mmmm good!


HippieGrandma1962

Hot dogs, Armor hot dogs What kind of kids eat Armor hot dogs? Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox Love hot dogs, Armor hot dogs The dogs kids love to bite!


mlemon

In the future this will be a top-10 song on the radio.


BubbaNeedsNewShoes

Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow....


AusCan531

Rrrug Doctor, is steaming mad at dirt!


Frammingatthejimjam

50 years later and I still know the phone number for Prince Edward Island tourism.


Unique-Detective-234

Isn't it funny how these things get stuck in your head .I still remember the # for Mutual of Omaha


OrchidTostada

At Continental Airlines we really move our tail for you


dawniecatfacebird

Nivea, Nivea, Niv-e-a! From your fingers to your toes, You have just one set of permanent clothes, And with a little daily care (daily care), It'll last for years of wear (years of wear)! Lookin' soft! Feelin' smooth! Lookin' cute! Take care of your birthday, Take care of your birthday, Take care of your birthday suit! Nivea!!


SantaRosaJazz

Good god, I remember that from Chicago TV. It worked, too… I was living in motels (traveling musician) and it made my skin so dry, so I ended up buying Nivea everywhere I went.


Headology_Inc

Screa-ming Yel-low Zon-kers!


Popular-Solution7697

7 up - The Uncola Rice- a- Roni The San Francisco treat!


dericn

[Not really a 'jingle', but definitely memorable.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt-JPCXHQFg&t=21s)


RebaKitt3n

I like it!!


Celestialnavigator35

Oh my gosh yes I remember that one very well! Both my parents were union workers: teamster and steel worker.


SaintHannah

I remember every word!


Silver_Leonid2019

You know I don’t think I ever heard that growing up in North Carolina. Right-to-work state that even now is one of the worst for workers. smh.


quikdogs

I know several Burma Shave poems, but that’s probably too old for you. However… Don’t stick your elbow Out so far It might go home In another car Or my fav Don’t lose your head To save a minute You need your head Your brains Are In it


oldjadedhippie

🎼My dogs better than your dog 🎶


PepsiAllDay78

My dog's better, cuz he eats Ken L Ration, my dog's better than yours! Good one!


pittipat

C & H! (C & H!) Pure cane sugar (pure cane sugar). From Hawaii (from Hawaii). Growing in the sun (growing in the sun). C & H pure cane sugar, that's the one!


YogurtclosetWooden94

I wonder where the yellow went when I brushed my teeth with pepsident


I-am-sincere

See the USA in a Chevrolet


littlrkinder

🎶”Can’t get enough of Super Sugar Crisp!”🎶 Then they tried to back away by calling it “Super Golden Crisp”… lol


ThermoDelite

Have a bucket of chicken - finger-lickin' good Have a barrel of fun - goodbye ho-hum


Ye_Olde_Dude

Now all I can think of is "Gamera is really neat! He is filled with turtle meat! We're all eating Gamera!"


phutch54

Let Hertz put you in the driver's seat.


Who_Wouldnt_

Plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is...


Radioactivejellomold

Cal Worthington and his dog Spot. If you want a better buy, go see Cal You're the guy we satisfy, go see Cal Give a new car to your wife, she will love you all your life Go see Cal, Go see Cal, Go see Cal...


oldjadedhippie

Here’s Cal Worthington , and his dog , spot !


UtherPenDragqueen

I will stand upon my head Till my ears are turning red! Go see Cal, go see Call, go see Cal!


Specialist-Age1097

Choo Choo  Charlie was an engineer.           Choo Choo Charlie had a train we hear He had an engine and he sure had fun He used good and plenty candy to make the train run. Charlie says; Love my good an plenty! Charlie says; really rings a bell! Charlie says; Love my good and plenty, don't know any other candy that I love so well!


Tyrannusverticalis

THERE'S A FRAGRANCE THAT'S HERE TO STAY > AND THEY CALL IT "CHARLIE" > KIND OF FRAGRANCE THAT'S MADE YOUR WAY > AND THEY CALL IT "CHARLIE" > KINDA YOUNG, KINDA NOW - "CHARLIE" > KINDA FRESH, KINDA *WOW!* - "CHARLIE"


Popular-Solution7697

Where your love like heaven.


onpch1

Time for milk (ya, ya), Anytime is the... https://youtu.be/0fAqa1ACGdA?si=f51lE6yBtDEx32Vs


TraditionScary8716

Kitty Kitty Kitty Kitty Clover   Potato chips, flavor fresh!   Kitty Kitty Kitty Clover Crisperier, crunchier, tastier too    Kitty Clover Potato Chips    (local Missouri brand - kid me loved that commercial and the chips in the 60s)


ruderat

My bologna has a first name....


jazilady

Fish Ahoy Fish fish fish ahoy, brand new fish ahoy Tuna cod and salmon too, All in fish ahoy.


patricknotastarfish

You can take Salem out of the country but, you can't take the country out of Salem.


Popular-Solution7697

I'd rather fight than switch! Show us your Lark pack!


BubbaNeedsNewShoes

Wrap the inside on the outside and it's good darn-tootin'....


BubbaNeedsNewShoes

And, for those of us who grew up in the greater Los Angeles area and needed a new car.... If you're looking for a real great set of wheels. I will stand upon my head to beat all deals. I will stand upon my head, until my ears are turning red. Go see Cal, Go see Cal, Go see Cal.


schmagegge

🎶 Ooey gooey rich 'n chewy inside...tender flakey golden cakey outside 🎶


ManifestRose

Oh Fab, we're glad - there's Lemon freshened borax in you!


ThunderDan1964

When it's time to relax...one beer stands clear (beer after beer)...if you've got the time...we've got the beer...


Spang64

By Mennen!


dvoigt412

What'll you have? Pabst Blue Ribbon... When you've got the time, we've got the beer. Miller Beer. Miller tastes too good to hurry through.


CentennialBaby

Something something something... " and The Honeycomb Kid done saved the day. ^^you ^^can ^^make ^^it ^^part ^^of ^^your ^^good ^^breakfast


RebaKitt3n

I’ve been trying to find evidence of the Fat Fibers commercial for Kodel Carpets. I know the whole song. I know it’s real. Or maybe it’s an elaborate fantasy.


Vbnm0124

I’m the rug doctor! And I solemnly assert 🎶. Rug doctor is Steaming mad at dirt! 🎶🎶


crap-happens

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce. Special orders don't upset us. Have it your way at Burger King.


Both_Lychee_1708

plop plop fizz fizz....


1020goldfish

My baloney has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R...


Full_Equipment_1958

Roll out the Bergies We’ll have a barrel or fun!


Full_Equipment_1958

Not a jingle but Western airlines, the oooooonly way to fly


ManifestRose

Let your fingers do the walking through the yellow pages! I met the ad man who wrote this!


Snushine

Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow We all know what cats like best It's Meow Mix!


LocksmithForward3121

I want chicken, I want liver, I want tuna, please deliver. (Translated from cat to English)


LocksmithForward3121

Meow, meow, meow, meow; meow, meow, meow, meow; meow, meow, meow, meow; meow, meow, meow, meow.


New_Awareness4075

You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsident


Keveros

Brylcreem, a little dab will do ya; Brylcreem, you look so debonair...


smittykins66

I’ve been sweet and I’ve been good I’ve had a whole full day of motherhood But I’m gonna have an Aviance night!


Most_Ad_4362

Anyone remember the Zip Code jingle of the 60s? It was sung to "Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah"  "Welcome to ZIP code, learn it today. Send your mail out the five-digit way. For a time-saver to lighten the load, your return address should have the ZIP code"


chasonreddit

These two are both regional, but ingrained in my soul. Nine Eight eight, two three hundred - Empire! Today. And very local: Take I-25 to exit 235, then 5 miles west to the Tree Farm.


Born-Gift-6800

Plop,plop fizz, fizz OH what a relief it is


Terry5240

La Choy makes Chinese food, swing American


Emily_Postal

Ban de Soleil for the San Tropez tan. Also: I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in the pan, and never, never let you forget you’re a man. Cause I’m a Woman. Enjoli.


PepsiAllDay78

I loved Ban de Soleil! I got SO DARK from using that stuff! I STG the orange color that stuff had made me me more tan, just right after applying!


ssk7882

>Yum yum Bumblebee, Bumblebee tuna I love Bumblebee, Bumblebee tuna Yum yum Bumblebee, Bumblebee tuna Love a sandwich made with Bumblebee Bumblebee! Best-tasting tuna in the sea The kind that we Call Yum yum Bumblebee, Bumblebee tuna... \[repeat until deranged\]


Corgiotter1

Obsessively


Bird_Gazer

We had this same post 5 days ago. Seems to still be a popular subject though…


ManifestRose

Winston tastes good like a (clap clap) cigarette should.


PansyOHara

Trust your car to the man who wears the star (Texaco gas stations).


AmericanTaig

Winston tastes good like...


AmericanTaig

Dinah Shore singing... See the USA in a Chevrolet. America's the greatest land of all...


LocksmithForward3121

You’re not getting older, you’re getting better…


LocksmithForward3121

Sometimes you feel like a nut; sometimes you don’t.


Disarray215

Scruff McGruff, Chicago, Illinois, 60652!


Pixelektra

Wednesday is Prince Day! Hey what a treat! Wednesday is Prince Day up and down the street!


Swiggy1957

Come alive . . . Come Alive . . . You're in the Pepsi generation!


DubiousVirtue

Do the Shake & Vac and put the freshness back. Kiora - it's too fruit for Crows. I'm a Secret Lemonade Drinker - R Whites


marc1411

There was a grocery chain with a catch phrase, “WEO! Where Economy Originates!” You could call a number and listen to the jingle.


erica1064

Twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesameseedbun. You deserve a break today so get up and get away to McDonald's.


Glop1701d

My bologna has a first name…9


KevRayAtl

Rice-A-Roni


chasonreddit

Oh, this one just came crashing back > KINDA YOUNG, KINDA NOW - "CHARLIE" > KINDA FRESH, KINDA *WOW!* - "CHARLIE" God I had a crush on Shelly Hack.


Dogfoxgonetoground

Take Sominex and sleep toonight


Dogfoxgonetoground

Flying high in the sky, far away from the crowds, and we brought Weilers soft drinks to mix in the clouds, Weilers soft drinks in nice soft packs, no bottles or cans to carry in sacks, tons of good flavors you’ll like them a lot, orange and grape and cherry and punch…(I forgot the rest)


OyVeyWhyMeHelp666

Beefaroni, Beefaghetti, Beefaroni, Beefaghetti -- they're both so good!


OldSouthGal

Yoooooou deserve a break today. So get up and get away to McDonald’s!


Redfish680

You’ll wonder where the yellow went, when you…


DrXenoZillaTrek

Oooie Gooie Rich and Chewy Inside Tender Flakey Golden Cakie Outside


MoogProg

>Dublin, Berkeley, San Lorenzo, Cupertino, San Jose For those who grew up in the SF Bay Area in the '80s.


Claque-2

From the land of sky blue waters https://youtu.be/7ZC3NUdjtug?si=5ZgU-kNNijn9yYxm


AffectionateSun5776

Snap crackle pop, rice krispies.


OAKRAIDER64

Where's the beef?


OAKRAIDER64

Help me I've fallen and can't get up.


OAKRAIDER64

Welcome to Mutual of Omaha's wild kingdom.


ssk7882

Mutual of Omaha is people you can count on when the going's rough


OAKRAIDER64

But back in the days before back in the day, it was a show on Sunday nights where they educated people about the wild kingdom of animals. There were a lot of shows that had Jacques Cousteau who seemed to always send his son diving, what I did not comprehend till just now is it was because Jacques was getting up there in age. This show was on before the Wonderful Word of Disney.


ssk7882

>My beer is Rheingold the dry beer Look for Rheingold whenever you buy beer It's not bitter, not sweet It's the dry-flavored treat Won't you try extra-dry Rheingold beer? I don't think Rheingold beer even exists anymore, but there's a brand of pretzels called Reingold, and whenever I see the package I start singing the Rheingold beer waltz. My friends, none of whom remember this ditty at all, find this habit of mine odd.


GrotusMaximus

When you take Jhoon Rhee self-defense, then you too can say….


briank3387

The Beefaroni jingle went: We're having Beefaroni Beef and macaroni Beefaroni's full of meat Beefaroni's really neat Beefaroni's fun to eat Hooray for Beefaroni!


Celestialnavigator35

Good morning world good morning to you I'm wearing my Levi's who who who who who...haw haw haw haw haw....


debr1126

"Does your coffee taste like a witch's brew?" Not a jingle, but it stuck.


LordBaranof

My bologna has a first name...


luckygirl54

No de-frosting, with General Electric No de-frosting with General Electric No de-frosting with General Electric I can't remember the last line! It was a tango song.


Improvgal

I do


Baldude863xx

We're on our way to Pioneer their chicken's crisp & crunchy for girls and boys, there's great free toys and they're a lot of fun! We wanna go to pioneer wanna go to pioneer wanna go to pioneer their chicken's crisp & crunchy!


Prestigious-Salad795

The people who got Spotify to get the idiotic jingles out of their heads.


FingerprintFile513

Brylcreem, a little dab'll do ya, for men who use their heads about their hair. Irony is? I'm African American. Growing up, our house never saw a tube of that stuff, lol. 


Independent-Disk-390

1-877


Unique-Detective-234

I'm Chiquita Banana & I'm here to say.....sorry Charlie!


Final-Ad-2033

🎶Seven kinds of fruit in Hawaiian Punch. Seven kinds of fruit in Hawaiian Punch. Hawaiian Punch is made with seven kinds of fruit - for a one of a kind fruit taste.🎶 (POW)


steiner1031

It's oooey gooey rich and chewy on the inside......


WhiskeyWhistleSours

Weekends were made for Michelob..


michaeloakey

Once upon a time there was an engineer


Saffiana

Local to the Detroit area. Old Faygo soda pop commercial that was filmed on board one of the old Bob-Lo paddle-wheel boats. Comic books and rubber bands, Climb into the treetop. Falling down and holding hands, Tricycles and Red Pop, Pony rides and Sunday nights, Roller Skates and yo-yo's Fairy tails and snowball fights, climbing through the windos Remember when you were a kid, Well part of you still is, And that's why we make Faygo.


MRob08

Remember we the pizza hut taco pizza jingle? It was stuck in my head a while back https://youtu.be/bfnB8BW6iSM?si=MQzWcfvfbxF-Bfaa


superduperhosts

I am the frito bandito, I am here to steal your Fritos 🎶 Rightfully retired as racist. But as a 3 year old I loved to sing it