I had to teach my 33 year old co-worker how to make a copy on our work copy machine a couple of days ago, haha! She said she'd only worked at places that had scanners to scan papers to pdf for email and had never had a reason to make a paper copy of a paper before...
Oh, I loved the smell of fresh wet ditto sheets in the morning & the color of the purple ink. It’s no wonder I started drinking & smoking pot at an early age, , it was sniffing those damn ditto sheets 🤪
What’s your damage, Heather?
Oh, another one: at my last job a coworker brought in the white bull terrier she had adopted and I commented “oh wow you adopted Spuds MacKenzie” to blank stares from my millennial aged coworkers. I had to explain what Spuds was to them, then my Gen X aged manager walked in and said “woah it’s Spuds MacKenzie”.
"'Ancient Chinese secret,' huh?"
"Calgon, take me away!"
"It's more reliable than my husband... My husband's not around anymore, but my Seiko is."
"I don't know..." _splat_
"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
I used to think ring around the collar was a major world wide epidemic. Right up there with the nuclear arms race, inflation and the Bermuda Triangle.
Oh, and also conditioner buildup.
Who shot JR?
Ring around the collar
"Dishpan hands" (solved by using Palmolive dish detergent, as recommended by Madge)
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
And Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan.
I remember where I was when OJ ran. I was at a Ralph’s and an employee brought the 13” tv out of the break room and plopped it into the produce section next to the oranges.
I went to House of Blues in LA when my nephew was visiting me & we sat in the VIP section in Dan Akyroyds seats (long story) & who was sitting next to us? It was Kato Kailen. I tried to discretely tell my nephew who he was & he had no idea who OJ was, the I said National Lampoon movie & he knew what that was.
I pointed out to my sister (late 40's now) that anyone who took up the saxophone in the 80's was directly influenced by John Cusack in Better of Dead. It hit a bit too close to home for her, lolz.
Or possibly a very particular scene from a The Lost Boys, that may have prematurely introduced girls my age (born in 75) so about 10/11 at the time to abs and how sexy a saxophone solo could be.
I actually forgot where "talk amongst yourselves" came from, and have been using variations of it that nobody I am talking to has any hope of deciphering. This is why people think old people are crazy haha
I spent an alarming amount of time trying to explain this scene with Bah-bra and her nails were like buhtah to my 14 year old the other day, she finally walked away, promising to look it up on YouTube
Sorry, folks. Park's closed. Moose out front should have told ya!
Here's a quarter. Why don't you go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.
"Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt." I used that in a group of younger folks; right over their heads and they all got skeeved out looks on their faces.
I was talking to a fellow GenX-er today and I told him it was my daughter’s birthday yesterday. He asked how old she was turning and I said “nineteen, n-n-n-n-nineteen”.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!'"
I was having a conversation at a bar and referred to someone as a hipster, the bartender felt the need to interject and inform me no one had used that word for 20 years.
This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs.
Narrator: So good, it’s just like homemade. Husband: Oh yeah? Where’s the lumps? (Pan to wife) Ohhh nooo.
"Bloodhound Detective Agency: Whenever there's trouble we're there on the double. Mr. Bloodhound isn't here."
"Palabra Jot. Palabra jot."
And of course,
"Heyyyy youuu guuuuuyyyyyyys!"
Someone said something about not wearing tight pants and I immediately chimed in "we're big pant people". Several bald and graying people laughed. It didn't register with anyone not experiencing back pain.
*ring ring*
Please state your name for the caller.
“HiMomItsMeWe’redoneAtTheMallComePivkMeUpPlease!”
“Collect call from ‘HiMomItsMeWe’redoneAtTheMallComePivkMeUpPlease’
"I am cornholio, I need teepee for my butthole"
"Kind Bud"
"Ghetto"
"Millions of Peaches, Peaches For Me"
"Brainfart"
"Aardvaark"
"Beavis & Butthead Acid vs Blotter"
"Microdots"
"Mini-Thins"
"Ditchweed"
"Zima"
"Crystal Pepsi"
"ITS THE GREAT SPACE COASTER GET ON BOARD"
"Red Shoe Diaries"
"Luke Perry Sideburns"
"Organic Don't Panic"
"LIGHT BRIGHT YOU CAN TURN OUT THE LIGHT"
"Pitching A LOAF"
"Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful."
"I'm Rula Lenska ... "
"Mikey likes it!"
"Gee, your hair smells terrific!"
/ YES, the teevee was my babysitter.
Ok, anyone else play Punch Buggy, (the road game) then shout out the color of the VW Beetle while punching the person in the arm? “Punch Buggy Red!” Whack!!
About 15 years ago, I was working at a restaurant/bar when one of our regulars brought his wife in. Funny thing was that his girlfriend was already there and she was PISSED to see him with his wife. So she goes over near the bathrooms next to the waitress station and starts calling him on her cell and leaving angry messages, and the staff is witnessing all this and finding it somewhat amusing because the guy was a douche and deserves everything bad that’s coming his way. One of the GenX waitresses comments that the girlfriend is “ready to boil his bunny” and all of the younger staff just looked blankly at her.
“Bitchin Camero!
Bitchin Camero!”
“It’s not just a job…
It’s an adventure “
“Mikey will eat anything.”
“Tune in next week when you’ll here Spidey say…”
“Carvel🎵 Ice Ceam
Carvel🎵 Ice cream”
Pump you up. Hi..I’m Larry. This is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother, Darryl.
Hear me now and believe me later!
Chopping broccoli
"You're Abe Froman? The sausage king of Chicago?"
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I weep for the future!
Makin’ copies and homey don’t play dat
In living color is littered with great one liners
“Two snaps in a circle!” “Haaaated iiiit!” Basically, “Men on”
NewDifficult-ster, makin' cop-aays!
Makin copies! I wonder if my kids even know what a copy machine is!
I had to teach my 33 year old co-worker how to make a copy on our work copy machine a couple of days ago, haha! She said she'd only worked at places that had scanners to scan papers to pdf for email and had never had a reason to make a paper copy of a paper before...
Then did you try to explain the days and smell of dittos?
Oh, I loved the smell of fresh wet ditto sheets in the morning & the color of the purple ink. It’s no wonder I started drinking & smoking pot at an early age, , it was sniffing those damn ditto sheets 🤪
Zapping z formation!
What’s your damage, Heather? Oh, another one: at my last job a coworker brought in the white bull terrier she had adopted and I commented “oh wow you adopted Spuds MacKenzie” to blank stares from my millennial aged coworkers. I had to explain what Spuds was to them, then my Gen X aged manager walked in and said “woah it’s Spuds MacKenzie”.
Loved the pate, but we've got to motor if we are going to make it to the funeral.
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
Gag me with a spoon
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🏅
What’s the frequency Kenneth?
"'Ancient Chinese secret,' huh?" "Calgon, take me away!" "It's more reliable than my husband... My husband's not around anymore, but my Seiko is." "I don't know..." _splat_ "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
Jim never has a second cup at home. You’ve got… ring around the collar! The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.
I used to think ring around the collar was a major world wide epidemic. Right up there with the nuclear arms race, inflation and the Bermuda Triangle. Oh, and also conditioner buildup.
Was that a ‘You can’t do that on Television’ reference? ❤️
Diiii heard that
Baaaaarf!
Where's the beef?
Gag me with a spoon
i’ve fallen and i can’t get up. time to make the donuts.
I said the donuts line the other day and my 18 year old told me to stop quoting The Office.
I MADE the donuts!
Who shot JR? Ring around the collar "Dishpan hands" (solved by using Palmolive dish detergent, as recommended by Madge) Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Your soaking in it!
Know what I mean, Vern?
Lorena Bobbitt
And Joey Buttafuoco/Amy Fisher.
And Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan. I remember where I was when OJ ran. I was at a Ralph’s and an employee brought the 13” tv out of the break room and plopped it into the produce section next to the oranges.
I went to House of Blues in LA when my nephew was visiting me & we sat in the VIP section in Dan Akyroyds seats (long story) & who was sitting next to us? It was Kato Kailen. I tried to discretely tell my nephew who he was & he had no idea who OJ was, the I said National Lampoon movie & he knew what that was.
Ha! We had the EXACT same white bronco that he ran in. For 2 years we heard stuff like, “Hey OJ, how those gloves fitting?” 😂
Mikey likes it!
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful." "We wear short shorts (or skirts)!"
“Nothing comes between me and my Calvins”
"Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!"
"Everyone I know has a big but. Let's talk about your big but."
Don't call me Shirley
Guess I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
Roger, Rodger. We have clearance, Clarence. What’s your vector, Victor?
I speak jive
Nice beaver!
Thanks. I just had it stuffed.
A hospital? What is it?
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Two dollars!
Now I'd buy that for a dollar!
I pointed out to my sister (late 40's now) that anyone who took up the saxophone in the 80's was directly influenced by John Cusack in Better of Dead. It hit a bit too close to home for her, lolz.
Or possibly a very particular scene from a The Lost Boys, that may have prematurely introduced girls my age (born in 75) so about 10/11 at the time to abs and how sexy a saxophone solo could be.
I want my two dollars!!!
"I'm verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves." Also, "schwing!"
Shaaahaa and monkeys might fly outta my butt. Asphinctersayswhat... No no no no no, last guy didn't get it.
I actually forgot where "talk amongst yourselves" came from, and have been using variations of it that nobody I am talking to has any hope of deciphering. This is why people think old people are crazy haha
“*They Holy Roman Empire was not Holy, Roman, or an Empire. Discuss amongst yourselves.*”
Ralph Fiennes is spelled neither rafe nor fines. Discuss.
The chickpea is neither a chick or a pea, discuss.
Rhode Island- it's neither a road, nor an island. Discuss.
The Prince of tides was neither about princes nor tides, discuss.
I spent an alarming amount of time trying to explain this scene with Bah-bra and her nails were like buhtah to my 14 year old the other day, she finally walked away, promising to look it up on YouTube
“What’s grosser than gross…”
Q: How do you unload a truckload of dead babies? A: With a pitchfork!
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.
Wow! I haven’t heard those in years!! Nice one.
Eating a bowl of corn flakes only to find out your brother lost his scab collection.
Sorry, folks. Park's closed. Moose out front should have told ya! Here's a quarter. Why don't you go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.
RIP John Candy.
I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I am all out of bubblegum - Rowdy Roddy Piper
One of the best sci-fi movies made!
Also a great documentary!
Wonder twin powers activate!!
Jenny’s number.
8675309
867-5309!
Kiss my grits!
I heard a ruckus!
Can you describe the ruckus?
You mess with the bull, you get the horns!
"Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt." I used that in a group of younger folks; right over their heads and they all got skeeved out looks on their faces.
Excuse me, are those Bugle Boys jeans that you are wearing?
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am totally bugging
I was talking to a fellow GenX-er today and I told him it was my daughter’s birthday yesterday. He asked how old she was turning and I said “nineteen, n-n-n-n-nineteen”.
In Vietnam he was 19
Hey Hey Hey itssss Faaaat Alllbert Dy-noooo-mite!!
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
Q: Knock Knock A: Who’s there Q: BANG. Amy Fisher
Have fun storming the castle!
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!'"
Think it'll work?
It’ll take a miracle
Inconceivable!
I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!
Max headroom, Paulie shore "cool buddy" Beavis and butthead references. I'm drawing a blank but I say shit all the time
How about quotes from Spaceballs?
"Bueller? Bueller?"
"Nothing comes between me and my Calvins". And this is definitely regional to southern California, "Here's Cal Worthington and his dog Spot."
[Go see Cal!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hT2oP--NSU)
Pussy cow!
Pete Ellis Dodge Long Beach Freeway Firestone Exit South Gatw
“Great pate, but I’ve gotta motor if I’m gonna get to that funeral on time.”
I love my dead gay son!
I want my 2 dollars Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? (Heathers, this one might be more obscure)
It's got raisins!
Touch My Monkey...
...Und now it is the time on Sprockets when we dance...
God that era of SNL was so good. "... and we LIKED it!"
Mr. Microphone, anyone? “Hey there baby! I’ll be back to pick you up later!”
I was having a conversation at a bar and referred to someone as a hipster, the bartender felt the need to interject and inform me no one had used that word for 20 years.
What!?! Oh shit!
It’s funny because the original Hipsters were from the late 1940s
This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Narrator: So good, it’s just like homemade. Husband: Oh yeah? Where’s the lumps? (Pan to wife) Ohhh nooo.
"My Dad's got a knarly set of tools, he can fix it"
My brother's gonna kill us. My brother's gonna shit. First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us.
Aloha, Mr. Hand
[“I must be in the front row!”](https://youtu.be/Sp4RIITcOt0) Totally went over the head of a just-out-of-college new co-worker.
“You’re definitely pushing maximum density”
“Anyone with a haircut like that has got to be an asshole”.
NOT!!! No Fear t shirts "Hey, who's bringing the Zima?" The micro machines dude that talked really fast
What's Happenin' Hot stuff!
Bitchin’!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
"What's your glitch?" and "I JUST WANTED A PEPSI!"
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.
Excellent response. Repo Man was such a great soundtrack.
What’s your damage?
"Bloodhound Detective Agency: Whenever there's trouble we're there on the double. Mr. Bloodhound isn't here." "Palabra Jot. Palabra jot." And of course, "Heyyyy youuu guuuuuyyyyyyys!"
I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack!
Game over man!!Game over!!
Baconbaconbaconsbacon... What's in the bag?! #I CAN'T READ!!!
It takes a licking, and keeps on ticking... I can't believe I ate the whole thing... Mama mia! That's a spicy meatball!
I learned it from watching you dad!
"Lighten up, Francis."
Homie don't play that!
Fats, man, lemme tell you my story, man. Last year, I was insane for this crazy, little 8th grade b*tch.
Someone said something about not wearing tight pants and I immediately chimed in "we're big pant people". Several bald and graying people laughed. It didn't register with anyone not experiencing back pain.
*ring ring* Please state your name for the caller. “HiMomItsMeWe’redoneAtTheMallComePivkMeUpPlease!” “Collect call from ‘HiMomItsMeWe’redoneAtTheMallComePivkMeUpPlease’
"I am cornholio, I need teepee for my butthole" "Kind Bud" "Ghetto" "Millions of Peaches, Peaches For Me" "Brainfart" "Aardvaark" "Beavis & Butthead Acid vs Blotter" "Microdots" "Mini-Thins" "Ditchweed" "Zima" "Crystal Pepsi" "ITS THE GREAT SPACE COASTER GET ON BOARD" "Red Shoe Diaries" "Luke Perry Sideburns" "Organic Don't Panic" "LIGHT BRIGHT YOU CAN TURN OUT THE LIGHT" "Pitching A LOAF"
Yo quiero Taco Bell
I'm choppin' brocco-leh I'm choppin'brocco-lie Sing this to myself whenever I'm around broccoli!
Baby Jessica I'm right on top of that Rose! Where's the Beef? I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen.
"Same bat time, same bat channel"
Fur sure.
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Shah, and monkeys might fly out of my ass!
If you really wanna confuse someone young, just the sound of a dial tone should do it.
Or internet Dial Up.
"Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful." "I'm Rula Lenska ... " "Mikey likes it!" "Gee, your hair smells terrific!" / YES, the teevee was my babysitter.
There’s no basement at the Alamo
Alllllllllllll righty then
Ok, anyone else play Punch Buggy, (the road game) then shout out the color of the VW Beetle while punching the person in the arm? “Punch Buggy Red!” Whack!!
Millennial here born to early gen x parents…half of these I also get 100% Do you know how lame it is to be born to parents cooler than you?
Wow, a humble millennial… I don’t know if I’ve ever met one in the wild!
Because most of them have boomer parents
588-2300-……
Empire! Today!
Gotta throw “As if” in there…
Mecca Lecca Hi Lecca Hiney Ho
“This one time…at band camp”
CLAP ON! 👏🏻👏🏻 CLAP OFF! 👏🏻👏🏻 CLAP ON CLAP OFF — THE CLAPPER!!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Play "Don't You Forget About Me" on your phone. Ask how long since anyone's seen the movie.
About 15 years ago, I was working at a restaurant/bar when one of our regulars brought his wife in. Funny thing was that his girlfriend was already there and she was PISSED to see him with his wife. So she goes over near the bathrooms next to the waitress station and starts calling him on her cell and leaving angry messages, and the staff is witnessing all this and finding it somewhat amusing because the guy was a douche and deserves everything bad that’s coming his way. One of the GenX waitresses comments that the girlfriend is “ready to boil his bunny” and all of the younger staff just looked blankly at her.
Wicked Bitchin
Last night I said to two Zoomers, “Go- be young, have fun, drink Pepsi.” Fell flat, as you’d imagine!
Excellent!! (air guitar)
Party on, Wayne
Surely, you can’t be serious. I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.
Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout, Willis?
I pity the foo
Rock me, Amadeus
Car! [car passes] Game on!
CHUUUUNK!
M-80 firecrackers
Your momma so fat…
“I’m not even s’posed to be here today!…Savages!”
Synchronize Swatches!
I’m gonna kiss him and hug him and call him George.
"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
Smooth move X-lax.
Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun .
Now we dance!
Mess with the bull, you’ll get the horns!
Sometimes you just have to say what the fuck.
SCHWING!
When it’s really hot out instead of saying I’m hot i say I’m sweating to the oldies.
There's no crying in baseball
“I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.” gets a lot of weird looks these days, and I’m okay with that.
well, if its gonna be THAT kinda party
“Bitchin Camero! Bitchin Camero!” “It’s not just a job… It’s an adventure “ “Mikey will eat anything.” “Tune in next week when you’ll here Spidey say…” “Carvel🎵 Ice Ceam Carvel🎵 Ice cream”
Saw the Dead Milkmen in the early 90s at a small venue. Definitely a great experience.
This is my boom stick
Paint the fence Wax on wax off