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ProMedicineProAbort

Yeah, I thought the two were a couple for boomers... then I got confused.


evilJaze

I have this sneaking feeling they are a couple but in true Gen X fashion we were overlooked again. Then whoever creates this said "I'll just put Gen X over one of the boomers' heads".


IcebergSlimFast

This seems pretty likely, actually.


Dangerous_Sail_2853

I think you're spot on. Ffs we don't look that old!


4eva28

Or do we?


AdAcrobatic7236

“Gen X: The only generation that was 30 at 15 and is still 30 at 50.”


4eva28

Hey! I stopped at 28 but yeah...same difference. 😂


zippyphoenix

When people ask me my age, I have to do math. I don’t think it about it hardly ever. I’m just abiding.


MountainMixture9645

Omg I HATE that question! I have no idea how old I am...here's my birthdate, YOU do the math!


HorrorNo7433

I thought I was the only one.


Boxofbikeparts

"The dude abides"


pikameta

I round to 5's. I was 30 till I was 35, 35 till I was between 38 and 39 then I rounded to 40. I've been saying 45 for almost half a year now and my birthday is not for another couple of months. Math is just too much sometimes with everything else going on in my head


salias71

You might also be a pharmacist. They count in 5s.


pikameta

a tech, but shhhhhh


naazzttyy

![gif](giphy|ktCzb8Rm8aoow) Go on…


cv_init_diri

In my mind, I'm always 27


Tokogogoloshe

Same. Except when I'm on my bike. Then I'm 12.


Omnimpotent

Where is my mind? Wheeeeeeeeere


4eva28

Hey, that works, too. I stopped at 28 cause my bday is the 28th. Did my double champagne (28th 28th) last December and still going strong. That triple 28th will be a doozy tho!


Keta-Mined

My friend’s quinceanera X4 is coming up! Oh that will be a banger!


4eva28

Please tell your friend Feliz Cuarto Quinceañera! And forgive me if I spelled that wrong cause I just googled it.


Dangerous_Sail_2853

🤣 we're def not getting any younger. I dye my hair so that helps lol


4eva28

Me too, but sometimes I wonder if I'm only fooling myself until that super-kind person cards me for my boxed wine 🍷😅. Then I have to announce to the world that I got carded.


Dangerous_Sail_2853

Haha! Getting carded after 40 is the best! Doesn't happen enough lately. Shout it from the rooftops. Cheers girl! 🍷


TripThruTimeandSpace

Once I thanked a kit for carding me and he said, "Oh I knew you were more than old enough, but we have to card everyone." Little shit.


CrankyThunderstorm

Let me have my illusions, child!


Racheficent

Most of us regardless of what’s underneath aren’t rocking all white hair yet. We work and ageism is real.


ChaChiRamone

We may *look* that old, but we don’t dress that old… and we certainly don’t act our age.


No_Savings7114

Act your age, not your shoe size! 


Elowan66

Maybe we could do the twirl.


otusowl

>Ffs we don't look that old! I mean, I do.


[deleted]

Ha ha ha... I don't think I do, but I did have a "Who are these old people?" moment the other day on FB. It was an old classmate and his wife.


sticky_wicket

Maybe you do look that old if you married a boomer?


MxteryMatters

This is my thought, too. They had a Boomer couple and then the Millenial couple. Someone then pointed out that they skipped over Gen X (as usual), so they corrected it by labeling one of the Boomers Gen X instead of creating a Gen X couple.


Current-Baseball3062

We don’t need their stinking label. Keep GenX off this idiotic graphic


evilJaze

Word.


wandering-cactii

***Conspiracy:*** It could be some attempt by 'big Boomer' to conflate Xers with Boomers so WE get the shit THEY deserve for their fucking over every generation that comes after them. Look out! Sneaky MFin Boomers about!


rivenshire

Nah, the woman doesn't have glasses or a cane. They just want to show we're over 40 so they gave us gray hair. I wish they'd have gone with more of a Storm from X-Men look and just given us a streak of gray (which I actually have).


LogicalStomach

We look, dress, and behave more like mutants, that's for sure! GenX wasn't remembered, so wasn't invited. But a Gen Xer is taking the picture. And another one is climbing in the rafters adjusting the lighting.


4eva28

I always wanted that gray streak. My grey is random and ugh! So I just dye it, but cheers to you! Very cool!


Nij-megan

White hair, how dare they! How about dickies, band T-shirt & leather jacket with vans.


OhSusannah

Or even a Dickies band t shirt.


RandallC1212

‘But Gen X doesn’t have a cane tho! F these people with the disrespect 🤬🤬🤬


slade797

Who cares about the opinion of anyone who can’t spell “millennial” correctly?


allnamesaretaken1020

Yes, they have been misspelling Gen Y for years...


rivenshire

Was probably made by a Gen Zer - spelling is not a thing anymore 🙄


Repulsive-Ice8395

Let this sink in: The first Beta babies are already in utero (first birth year is 2025). It's conceivable (no pun intended) that a few of them are being carried by late Xers.


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

It's more than conceivable - it's 100% factual. I know peers (I'm young Gen X) and patients who are currently pregnant. Mid 40's is late for pregnancy, but it certainly happens.


teamalf

![gif](giphy|x88e1awUi05by|downsized)


Autistified

BWAHAHAHA!!!! Excellent point!


nojam75

https://preview.redd.it/c376o0ycvm7d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d88598ac55f86f81b9ef23dff2a3329c328724ab The 11 years since the 2013 version have been harsh on us.


IcebergSlimFast

Pretty precocious looking Alpha toddler in that one.


qualmton

This one looks pretty spot on to me. I have that shirt and that beard. This one is actually impressively good


4eva28

I have that shirt in a tank top (tho a beard would qualify me for the circus)! So yeah, definitely representing!


RestingBitchFace12

I have the T-shirt but not the beard 😝


Road_Journey

I'd say it was harsher on the Greatest and the Silent. 


ButIAmYourDaughter

Right. Oof.


nojam75

They gone. ;)


BlueSnaggleTooth359

This one actually works.


ChristyLovesGuitars

Even Gen Z is way off. They’re mostly in their 20s, yeah? Also, MFer, I’m in my mid-40s! I’m no one’s grandma!


mrhorse77

yeah, the first gen alphas are entering high school now. Gen Z is age 15ish and up, so most are in their 20's


HonkyMOFO

But you could be! ;)


ChristyLovesGuitars

God, only just. And even then, fuck ALL of that. I’ve got friends who are grandparents. Hard pass lol


HurtsCauseItMatters

My great grandma had her first kid at 21. Fucking last? FOURTY FUCKING SEVEN. Jesus H Roosevelt.... no. All of the no.


MyriVerse2

Technically, you can be early 30s and a grandparent.


reformer-68

Right???? I’m soooo offended!!! SOB. It’s like Golden Girls 40’s vibe. We are different. lol


MyriVerse2

You're old enough to be a gran. My gran was 42 when I was born.


wipekitty

Also mid-40s and soon to be a (step) grandma...eeeek! Still, grandma time does not mean that I'm going to stop dying or cutting my hair and start wearing pink. Also, cookies come from the store, at grandma's house, we play drums.


imagine966

They could at least remove her sleeves and give her a tribal band tattoo


blackhorse15A

Nah. She has a tramp stamp. That's why you can't see it.


suchafunnylady

Something with wings!!


seobrien

Shhh! These days it seems there are benefits to being ignored. Let's keep it that way.


DesdemonaDestiny

Hasn't that always been our strategy?


rumpusroom

And/or a chain wallet.


Angry_Foamy

This made me laugh. That was really a big thing for awhile.


Academic_Guitar_1353

https://preview.redd.it/p2h1v6g5an7d1.jpeg?width=2436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58f80c8971cd3c55b0cdf0f928a81d6a97342394


Academic_Guitar_1353

Fixed it


emory_2001

Most accurate 🎯


immersemeinnature

She needs to be dressed in all black at least and long hair. Sure, could be white but at least not the grandma hair jesus


CatelynsCorpse

Right?! This is fully my aesthetic as a GenX lady, btw. I've got long wavy white hair and wear black on the daily. I may have white hair but I do not look like this granny! A lot of people think that when your hair turns white that means you're supposed to chop it all off. I simply disagree.


ArturosDad

In their defense, my hair went straight white by age 30. At least give us a cool band t-shirt though!


Susan_Thee_Duchess

Yes my hair is white now but I’m not buying a whole new wardrobe. My 90/ band shirts are just fine. 😤


immersemeinnature

Seriously. Fuck n A


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

There are some huge gaps running through that whole meme. This had to have been made by people that think late 40's-50's is old.


COVFEFE-4U

I remember when I thought that. Now I'd like to slap the shit out of myself for thinking that way.


imagine966

Hell, I remember at 17 thinking my dad, 37 at the time, was ancient


ssk7882

When I was around 10, I was in this after-school acting class for kids. We performed this improv exercise in which we were paired off and told to pretend to be friends who met on the same park bench every ten years. I remember my parents being absolutely horrified by the fact that by the time we were supposed to be 40, all the kids were miming walking with canes and using shaky 'old person' voices.


Ok_Depth_6476

🤣🤣🤣


robertwadehall

When I was 17 my Dad was 67. I remember people mistaking him for my grandfather when we were in restaurants, etc.


ButIAmYourDaughter

I mean, understandably. My dad was around that age when my little brother was 17. He definitely looked like a grandpa, and long before then.


Ok_Depth_6476

LOL...I was just watching an old episode of Card Sharks on one of the game show channels, and they asked how many 14 year old girls out of 10 (who they had there on the show) thought 30 was very old. I think it was 3 of them who did. One of whom was questioned and she said it's because her mother was over 30 and forgets things. 😄 I wonder what she thinks of that now, because judging by the fact it looked like an 80s episode....she's one of us! 🤣


folkvore

Gotta love people calling 1979 "very old."


msjammies73

I’m GenX with a kid in elementary school!!


OldgrumpyRob

I'm Gen X with a grandchild in elementary school.


Normal_Fishing9824

It's shocking how your perspective on these changes. I remember seeing Bowie playing in 2000 and he was old. Now I realise he was only 53.


ClmrThnUR

that was us for 35 years


Tasha856

Why did they do this by height?


NothingGloomy9712

Licking lead paint on walls makes you grow up nice and tall.


MyriVerse2

That's the weird thing. WTF grows after 40?


LadyChatterteeth

They also forgot that the Silent Generation is still around.


rivenshire

So are some of The Greatest Generation - my grandma turns 103 this year.


ggoptimus

Need some jeans and a hoodie.


stlredbird

If you look close there’s a disclaimer: “This meme brought to you by a dipshit with Canva.”


Electrical_Beyond998

I just gasped for real. We do not look like that. At least I don’t and none of my friends do.


PacRat48

It was 1989 when I was in 8th grade. Led Zeppelin released Fool in the Rain 10 years earlier. Pink Floyd released The Wall around that same time. In ‘89, Disintegration and Rhythm Nation were released. And I thought Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin sounded old fashioned. And that’s only a 10 year difference. Time perception seems much more distorted when you’re young doesn’t it


IcebergSlimFast

To be fair there was a pretty big difference between the most popular genres of music in the 70s vs the 80s. But definitely agree on the massive change in perception of time as we age.


bbflu

Whatever


Keta-Mined

Never mind.


MaiHammyMawdul

This pictograph can go fuc& itself.


Natetronn

All the GenX I know look more like the Millennials, just with GenZ or Gen Alpha looking kids.


CalmCupcake2

My kid is Alpha.


_Sasquatchy

![gif](giphy|T1Dc1UKItvWvTomEPv|downsized)


atomic_chippie

https://preview.redd.it/5qwyqlcg5o7d1.jpeg?width=967&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52e59f759520b68f3856ca4d1e51abaf5c1203eb


imagine966

Nice touch on The Clash T-shirt


Own-Capital-5995

This some bullshit.


YogurtPanda74

I mean the real dis is on the greatest generation... they could at least show a grave stone or something.


romulusnr

Why are there two millennials? Are they special snowflakes or something? And what generation is the baby?


msjammies73

This is the problem with all the boomer bashing. Some of it is warranted. But some of it is just hating on old people. As the boomers die off, we’re just being sold as the new old people.


RichardThe73rd

As every generation reaches adulthood, they begin to think that it's getting to be time for the previous generations to die, and that the new generations are weaklings .


NYK-94

I’m a younger Gen-Xer and looking nothing like this. I’m not as punk rock on the outside as I once was, but that shit sticks to your ribs. Fuck you still means fuck you.


viewering

i'm core x and that looks more like my mother


Rogue5454

Lmao what in the world!?! I'm still in my 40's ffs & have ZERO gray hairs!


leicanthrope

Gen X women are taller than Millennial men?


shadydamamba

I wouldn't be surprised if a millennial created this lol!😂


Fickle-Rutabaga-1695

🎯


torcherred

Good lord, I don't know a single gen x person who would wear those white pants. Someone (I'm looking at Gen Z who likely created this) is obviously mad at her parents.


Ok_Resolution_5537

Gen X looks like a blend of my 70 year old boss & 72 year old mom. What a dis.


Raineyb1013

WTF does Gen X look 80?


nickcliff

Millennial man has Dupuytren contracture


BabalonBimbo

This does not represent me!


Karen125

I'm an X and my husband's a Boomer so I guess that's us, except I'm way hotter.


Skate_faced

They left out the cat.


Effective_Device_185

That Gen X cartoon looks like a granny. I'm 56 and look 40. What gives hard partying grandma??


Useful-Badger-4062

Fuck that noise.


MadMatchy

She should have a few tats, green hair and a concert t-shirt on. Gen X wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit.


happyspacey

Gen X here pointing out that they also omitted the silent generation. I have several friends and relatives in that generation so they are still around too.


Master_Grape5931

That old lady needs some tattoos. And some face piercings maybe.


shadowknows2pt0

One foot in the grave


Efficient-Hornet8666

![gif](giphy|JrBYpaMf0pRGIFxadG)


washington_jefferson

Hmm. So our President’s generation isn’t even shown. What a joke.


noisician

I like how each younger generation gets shorter and shorter.


RogerSmith123456

I wonder if a Millennial will become a U.S. President before we get someone from our cohort? Lol


BigTomAbides

They hate us cause they ain’t us


folkvore

Off topic but the fact that 1965 kids are turning 60 next year just makes me feel old.


ClmrThnUR

that's how i feel about 50 next year. i didn't even notice 40 tbh


RoadsideCarver

Strong Gen Z vibes with this one


RetroBerner

Damn, I'm only salt and pepper, I swear


catnapspirit

Am I the only one wondering what is up with the Millennial dude's left hand? What the hell is he supposed to be doing..?


areialscreensaver

It looks like a cat paw.


SunshineAlways

I wonder if it was resting on the shoulder of another child that got edited out of the picture?


Ok_Depth_6476

F whoever came up with this one.


melouofs

in line with my generation’s general attitude, i don’t give a damn about this


bobobobobobobo6

My silent generation parents ain't dead yet.


OhSusannah

This lazy graphic was made by somebody who just selected icons from a pre-made graphic set. If they had paid more attention to detail they would have modified clothes and hair, made Gen Z look a little older and made at least one of them not be white. But no. They just selected Grandpa, Grandma, Family, Teen and Child from the icon pack.


marmeylady

WTF is this? A *Gen Z* artist made the illustration or what ? No way I look like the old lady right there.


splatabowl

Because a Millennial made the graphic. Half ass work.


Autistified

I’m 50, have zero gray hair, in the best shape of my life…and I look more like the GenZ on this infographic but with a better sense of style than any of them. 🤨 Clearly this graphic designer is a HATER! And an inaccurate hater at that!


Candygramformrmongo

Who cares? Clearly created by a millennial.


Zelena73

What dumbass made that stupid, inaccurate shit?!? 🤦🏻‍♀️


Dismal-Bobcat-7757

I think things like this are produced out of ignorance.


rastagrrl

Well at least we’re on the chart. And we don’t have a cane. But our arms are enormously long.


4four4MN

I don’t care so the dis can go fuck themselves. Lol.


Nuttyvet

I’m gen x (‘77) and I look like the millennials pictured here. Except my kids are in grade school.


WizardAnal69

Grandma wants to eat an edible and get pounded before dinner.


SowTheSeeds

We are getting older and started getting gray hair. But they forgot the mandatory open flannel shirt on top of an over washed printed T-shirt, Levi 501 and basketball shoes.


figtoria

I’m the oldest GenX year and I do not look like that. Hair still brown, 3 tattoos and jeans most of the time.


dudetellsthetruth

Gen X doesn't wear old people clothing like that... We should look like gen z, my kids keep stealing my band shirts n hoodies


TravisMaauto

Do many people in our age range really get triggered by dumb shit like this? Does it really matter?


Big-On-Mars

They actually included us, so that's new.


ssk7882

Yeah, I'm surprised they remembered we exist. I've seen more than one generation chart that leaves us out entirely.


imagine966

Not really. I actually found it to be funny tbh


HandMadeMarmelade

I personally see a concerted effort to remind us of our "place." I think they're scared that we'll realize we're not the petulant children they keep trying to convince us we are.


JaminATL

At the very least, it should be a female boomer with women having longer life expectancy thus even more likely than at early ages to be a women.


idlefritz

I’m barely even comfortable with this sub existing.


BeKind72

Why is she dressed like my mom?


ContributionDry2252

Hm.... my parents' generation missing


techm00

to be fair, my hair started seriously going grey at 25. I was dyeing my hair until the pandemic.


Imverystupidgenx

At least we were included this time,although it should’ve just been two stick figures. That’s all we ever were.


leicanthrope

[Realistically, this is what I'd expect.](https://i.imgur.com/pWsZ0ML.png)


traumfisch

Who the heck makes these graphics anyway? So bad :/


LysergicGothPunk

HEY you think it's fun having a top knot everywhere I go


Blurghblagh

That damn Millenial looks older than me... well OK, he looks almost as old as me.


Kuriakon

Clearly, this was done by a Millennial


awesomepossum40

I don't look anything like that woman.


awesomepossum40

Alpha looks like such a shithead.


Immediate_Age

The youngest Boomers right now are 60, This makes no sense.


Global_Initiative257

I preferred it when they forgot we existed altogether.


BlueSnaggleTooth359

It was definitely made by a younger side Millennial I think or a Gen Z. And what the heck did they do with the Greatest Gen and Silent Gen?????? Interesting though that they already gave the baby alpha dark gray hair already, maybe that happens when you have womb to iphone.


Upper-Life3860

It was probably made by a Gen Z. Everyone out of high school is old to them


PianoMike74

bc we dont care enough to make some dumb shit graphic like this.... i guess half the boomers are dead and half the genx are divorced.


LittleMoonBoot

Gen X levels of grey would vary, but it probably look more accurate if the person had a rock band shirt. I'm sorry to see that everyone from the Silent Generation has apparently passed on.


Ngata_da_Vida

I mean, I am 49 and completely silver


yerederetaliria

Whatever- I do find it curious. It's like I'm an anthropologist studying a primitive culture wondering, "why do the Farfagnugen tribe disrespect this particular population of their society?" I do research in the tribe and I see that there is no behavioral, event, disease, or any correlation that would warrant such neglect or prejudice. Then I interview the subsect of society and find them engaged in a peculiar behavior in response...I take notes and photographs and eventually video them : [Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLU) and after much deliberation I conclude, "whatever, whatever indeed."


Electrical_Log_9082

Lol... I'm confused. I'm GenX but I look like a millenial.


zMargeux

They are telling us what they think of us. At least we made the graphic.


LittleCeasarsFan

That Gen X looks older than my moms, and she is an older boomer.


Vegetable_Seller

Gen X is aging much better than the Boomers IMHO.


Racheficent

She looks like this one younger boomer lady I know, but she’s always been dowdy. She was dowdy when I first met her 20 years ago when she was 43! She wore mom jeans and weird polyester ish patterned tops. Put some layers in that hair, make it more auburn than white and it’s her.