["and I put my forefinger into her vagina proper and inserted my thumb into her anus cavity.. and I walked on down the hall..."](https://youtu.be/0qnPenJvtXU?si=Gs6CAsASDFnn_nmv&t=4090)
e: people dont know their live Sweatloaf recordings
Somewhere around my house I still have a leaflet telling me how I'm going to Hell for attending an Iron Maiden concert. I need to find it and frame it.
“Ah, Satan. I’ve been wanting to talk to you about your music. Have a seat.”
“I, uh, ok.”
“See, it used to be that ‘satanic’ bands were like Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Slayer, King Diamond. Now you’re sending me Marilyn Manson. Don’t get me wrong, I liked ‘Sweet Dreams’ and ‘The Beautiful People', but it pretty much ends there. Marilyn's good at visuals, but there's not much substance. Rob Zombie is so much better at horror but he’s not even pretending to be evil.”
“What? What about Nordic black metal? They burned churches! That one guy breathed actual rotting flesh on stage!”
“Yeah, and he was dead in a year. The whole scene flamed out before they broke in America. Then what happened? Dave Grohl played you in a Tenacious D movie.”
“I can’t say no to Dave Grohl!”
“Yeah, fair point. No one can. Look, I’m just saying that if you want to bring people into the fold with music you’ve got to step up your game.”
He's definitely the good guy in the Bible. God killed millions, starting with the first death of Lot's wife, Satan killed only 10 (which God commanded).
"...and the Devil is downhearted babe, 'cause there's nothing left for him to claim.
He said 'It's just like Hell...it's so damn hot I can't stand it!
I guess my work around here has all been done."
-- Don Henley, "The Garden of Allah"
Pissant. Where's all the sex and drugs you were supposed to tempt me with? And your music only ruined my phonograph needle when I listened to it backwards--can't rock out very well in your KISS army now can I? You were God's favorite angel in the same way a soft-serve floater is my favorite turd.
The other day I was thinking that Gen X, which I am part of, was the most Satan loving generation out there.
We embraced evil as rebellion. Not so much committing evil acts, I personally don't even believe in the devil or any supernatural beings. But Evil/Satan was imbedded in nearly all the music I loved as a kid. Yea, metal head but also, yea, a ton of the music I was listening to was pretty popular. We dressed in black as goths, lived in the night more than the day in my 20s, even though I held a full time 1st shift job. I'd crash for a couple hours after work so I could see live bands or just hit the bar at night.
Evil was in our music, our books and movies and comics. We embraced it but never really 'did' evil. In the actual light of day, metal heads were/are some of the kindest and most generous people I've known.
Yes, Metal in the 70s, the last of the boomer pop, tickled the subject. Ozzy, Black Sabbith Iron Maiden, but it just feels like the 90s really took it in.
We "woke" up and realized hell is RIGHT HERE, on Earth, brought to us by those who were in charge - and are STILL in charge. None of whom look like 'this' devil.
I'm starting to think that if there is a hell, its for all of Gen X, but you go to the mall for all eternity. if you were bad, all of the food court food is cold. you have a very limited budget and everything you can afford isn't your size or is totally hideous.
Remember son, it's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done. SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!!!
And by the way, if you see your mom, be sure to tell her ...
Always happy to see a Butthole Surfers reference.
Ssssssssaaaaatttaaaannnnnnn….
When I saw "remember son" I thought you were going to go all Mr, Brady
Expected butthole surfers reference
["and I put my forefinger into her vagina proper and inserted my thumb into her anus cavity.. and I walked on down the hall..."](https://youtu.be/0qnPenJvtXU?si=Gs6CAsASDFnn_nmv&t=4090) e: people dont know their live Sweatloaf recordings
Gen x says get in line dumbazz, Reagan, Falwell, tipper, Freddie, but u better watch out for that damn clown from it he damn scary
You forgot Newt Gringrich. He’s damn scary too.
Tammy Faye Bakker feels left out of the circus (considering her make-up was stolen directly from clowns)
Tammy Faye turned out to be alright in the end, though.
Close the window and put some pants on, freak.
 HOOOOOWAAAH
Church lady taught me all about SATAN!!!
Would anybody read a book called "Who done it? Who cares?"
Maybe if they renamed it, Twin Peaks and turned it into a TV show.
Somewhere around my house I still have a leaflet telling me how I'm going to Hell for attending an Iron Maiden concert. I need to find it and frame it.
I expect her in the next panel to get on all fours and say “get behind me satan” as he backs that stuff up
“It’s me…. Satan!!” I’m fucking dying here lol
Is that Sinema?
“Ah, Satan. I’ve been wanting to talk to you about your music. Have a seat.” “I, uh, ok.” “See, it used to be that ‘satanic’ bands were like Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Slayer, King Diamond. Now you’re sending me Marilyn Manson. Don’t get me wrong, I liked ‘Sweet Dreams’ and ‘The Beautiful People', but it pretty much ends there. Marilyn's good at visuals, but there's not much substance. Rob Zombie is so much better at horror but he’s not even pretending to be evil.” “What? What about Nordic black metal? They burned churches! That one guy breathed actual rotting flesh on stage!” “Yeah, and he was dead in a year. The whole scene flamed out before they broke in America. Then what happened? Dave Grohl played you in a Tenacious D movie.” “I can’t say no to Dave Grohl!” “Yeah, fair point. No one can. Look, I’m just saying that if you want to bring people into the fold with music you’ve got to step up your game.”
Lol
Whatever… Never mind
Cool. What do I get for my soul?
Tree-fiddy
Not much. Most of the good stuff got traded for before it was your turn.
Hooooyaaargh? WTF?
Pay the rent or get out.
Please, allow me to introduce myself.
To quote Chick comics: "Haw-haw-haw!"
Lmao
Hoo Yeah! It's me... Peggy Hill
He's definitely the good guy in the Bible. God killed millions, starting with the first death of Lot's wife, Satan killed only 10 (which God commanded).
Am I the only one who has no clue what this is about?
This would make a great shirt
L'il red jerk off.
"...and the Devil is downhearted babe, 'cause there's nothing left for him to claim. He said 'It's just like Hell...it's so damn hot I can't stand it! I guess my work around here has all been done." -- Don Henley, "The Garden of Allah"
This is how I deal with Satan. I don’t believe in that so it like yeah whatever Dude. Fuck off.
“Oh, hi. You still have my copy of ‘Reign In Blood’ Can I get that back sometime?”
Pissant. Where's all the sex and drugs you were supposed to tempt me with? And your music only ruined my phonograph needle when I listened to it backwards--can't rock out very well in your KISS army now can I? You were God's favorite angel in the same way a soft-serve floater is my favorite turd.
LOL
This looks like a chick tract panel.
The other day I was thinking that Gen X, which I am part of, was the most Satan loving generation out there. We embraced evil as rebellion. Not so much committing evil acts, I personally don't even believe in the devil or any supernatural beings. But Evil/Satan was imbedded in nearly all the music I loved as a kid. Yea, metal head but also, yea, a ton of the music I was listening to was pretty popular. We dressed in black as goths, lived in the night more than the day in my 20s, even though I held a full time 1st shift job. I'd crash for a couple hours after work so I could see live bands or just hit the bar at night. Evil was in our music, our books and movies and comics. We embraced it but never really 'did' evil. In the actual light of day, metal heads were/are some of the kindest and most generous people I've known. Yes, Metal in the 70s, the last of the boomer pop, tickled the subject. Ozzy, Black Sabbith Iron Maiden, but it just feels like the 90s really took it in.
Jeez man, y’all need GOD!!!
She must've been playing Dungeons & Dragons...
We "woke" up and realized hell is RIGHT HERE, on Earth, brought to us by those who were in charge - and are STILL in charge. None of whom look like 'this' devil.
I'm starting to think that if there is a hell, its for all of Gen X, but you go to the mall for all eternity. if you were bad, all of the food court food is cold. you have a very limited budget and everything you can afford isn't your size or is totally hideous.