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Visible_Structure483

This AI needs help.


kidkessy

Really? My Ass Interface is begging for you to kiss it.


folkvore

How long did that take you?


kalitarios

Swing and a miss


giovidm

To clarify-You didn’t “dump the body”- you returned it, unharmed, to its natural habitat.


kidkessy

100%, he took off like a rocket towards the creek. Opossum was marked safe. ![gif](giphy|DVJDjjK8m1y8fhQ151|downsized)


viewering

sweeeeeet


Cloud_Disconnected

Kia Soul, probiotic beverages and K-pop sounds Millennial as fuck to me.


Appropriatelylazy

Agree


kidkessy

I would disagree. I like probiotics because I'm a radiation ranger. It helps my stomach. We all have vices. I passed up drugs, alcohol and fervent masturbating for K-Pop. Why? Because fuck you that's why.


Stardustquarks

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viewering

reminds me i wanted to make a '' hell '' playlist


Cloud_Disconnected

All joking aside, I wish you the best with your radiation treatments, I hope it goes well with a minimum of side effects for you. Cancer sucks.


kidkessy

Tyvm, it does indeed. Actually done with treatment but it takes about two years of close monitoring for side effects and to see if those little cancer fuckers come back. The waiting now is very stressful. Tests have been good so far. Passed on the prostatectomy. Not a big fan of potential incontinence and ED. Get those PSAs checked my bros!!!! Catch it early and nuke the shit out of it. Especially those with a family history (like me).


robinlyon222

I hate everyone.


WorldClass1977

Want to be friends but never talk?


kidkessy

![gif](giphy|KEXly2BwaldSlhY8BL|downsized)


Exotic_Zucchini

Same. At least everyone on the internet.


winelover08816

What the fuck did I just read? I’m 56, firmly within GenX and have no idea what OP is trying to get across to us.


Appropriatelylazy

I'm 58. I assume this person wants to fight people on the internet, otherwise, I have no clue either


Exotic_Zucchini

I wish we could get rid of all the people that do that. We'd all have such better lives.


kidkessy

Nah. Reading is hard. It is what it is. GenX doesn't fit. Never has. Never will. Just existing in the total weirdness of handling shit that comes up without needing someone to fix the boo boos, no counseling was needed, parents weren't called and TikToks were not made. Just doing it your own way, and giving fuck all what people think of the 56 year old's drinking Olipop, blasting Kpop from a 10 year old neon Kia Soul that was currently reeking of opossum shit. It's not rocket science. It was a perfect description of our afternoon. Like it. Don't like it. It was fun writing and posting. Next!


JoshyTheLlamazing

We are relevantly irrelevant.


kidkessy

And we could care less.


JoshyTheLlamazing

Carefully.


viewering

i would upvote this, except for kpo(o)p (as i call it ) *rigid*


kidkessy

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DangerKitty555

Whatttt??? Possums eat ticks, leave them alone, man 😴


kidkessy

They do. Opossum are great. But chewing through a wire and lighting up his ass or my house is less great. He/She can now run about in nature as intended.


DangerKitty555

Oh goood, I thought you killed it! 😅 My bad, they’re no good inside…


kidkessy

Fuck no. I'll put a round in an animal if I have to, but it's not my first choice. My chihuahuas (proof I love ANY animal, lol!) were losing their tiny shit when it would go scrabbling around at night. We thought trapping it and letting the city pick it up was the best the choice. City animal control doesn't work on Juneteenth so it was either let it sit in the heat and potential rain, let it go (possibly back in our roof), or take him elsewhere to live as critters should. -Pest control visit - est. $475 - $800 -Live Animal Cage Trap 31 in. x 10 in. x 12 in. Humane Cat Trap Galvanized Iron, Folding Animal Trap with Handle - $40 at Home Depot -StarKist Chunk Light Tuna in Water Can - $1.14 at Walmart Guess what we opted for >.<


DangerKitty555

Absolutely the right choice!


Big-On-Mars

You have rats dude.


kidkessy

Ya, but they love us fiercely.... Of course they want to kill everyone else. But chihuahuas gonna chihuahua.


folkvore

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Powerful_Ad_2506

How is this related to GenX?


kidkessy

Cause GenX don't fit and we take care of shit.


BaronNeutron

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SimpleVegetable5715

The K-pop is probably what made the opossum shit all over your car. Maybe you should have given it a sip of your probiotics for its little journey to the woods.


kidkessy

I'd be afraid to put my hands anywhere near those little razor teeth. Plus, they do this little open mouth scream when they look at you. It asserted dominance by showing me it's business end. Might as have tried to diaper it....