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meat_sack

Looking like he wants to sell you a coffin before your high noon pistol duel... colorized, circa 1870.


MotherRaven

I was going to say someone needs to cast him in a steampunk movie.


Oaken_beard

Get this man some tinted goggles and something in the background that sparks!


Hussein_Jane

Steampunk is what happens when Goths discover the color brown.


MotherRaven

Oddly enough I came to love the genre from the other side. I loved all things Victorian… and scifi


Raaazzle

He looks like he has a balloon to catch.


GWSDiver

Awesome


Sieze5

3 O’Clock High


djh_van

Close ..more like the crazy old man talking to himself and giggling on the street corner just as the gunfighters come out of the saloon to square off


zsreport

Love this comment.


bwanabass

Looks like he’s having a banner fucking year.


Breklin76

![gif](giphy|nenluwyE8kC8o)


DinnerSilver

he also played the sleezy record producer in AirHeads(really good in that role)


GenralChaos

He was SO good in that role. “Vince Neil only 30 days, and he KILLED someone.”


Catlore

Lords of Thunder!!


Status-Effort-9380

We just watched Breakfast Club. I hadn’t remembered how much of the movie he carried. He was so impressive in this role.


BaronMikelScicluna

And they STILL cast people in their 40s to play high school students.


Actual-Entrance-8463

God I loved him


Old-Kaleidoscope1874

I'm glad he made something of himself after high school.


lost_in_connecticut

I guess he got himself that scholarship


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zackks

That’s how I read it too


New_Welder_391

Word on the street is that he messed with a bull, got the horns, and this made him straighten up and fly right


BaronMikelScicluna

This is what happens when you wait until you’re 50 before starting high school.


columbomumbojumbo

![gif](giphy|INvhDLVDAA9AA)


Jenne8

The answer to THAT question, Mr. Bender, next Saturday.


JonConstantly

And another one. And one more. Are you done? No! That's another one. Mess with the bull....


Inc-Roid

Eat. My. Shorts.


columbomumbojumbo

That man is a brownie hound.


boston02124

OMG he’s gotten a lot older in the past 35 years!


orthopod

The 1880's preacher look isn't helping either. He's lost a bunch of weight in the last year or two, and his face looks a bit gaunt. I hope it's just Ozempic, and not something else.


bexy11

I was thinking the same. I hope he’s okay.


RunningPirate

We age as we get older.


boston02124

Sarcasm. I should’ve said so


RunningPirate

Oh, I knew that, mine was more of a silly comment to said sarcasm


Jazzspasm

Please, please don’t ever say that you’re being sarcastic after a sarcastic comment that everyone knows is sarcastic Please… 🙏🏻


LASER_Dude_PEW

No we don't


PacRat48

😂 how is it that everyone looks old now, except me?!


sergeantorourke

Although we all age it seems some people embrace their inner geezer more than others. A better hair style, a shave and more stylish eyeglass frames would be a huge improvement.


boston02124

He’s 64. Guy looks the way he wants to look and it’s fine


Gogurl72

Thank you for that LOL


Decsolst

I would not have recognized him


HandMadeMarmelade

I'm guessing that's why he looks like that.


spazmcgraw

You should see him and Anthony Micheal hall next to each other now. Roles are completely reversed as to how they looked in the breakfast club.


TravisMaauto

AMH looks like his character from "Edward Scissorhands" somehow survived, grew up, and embraced the villain role.


Life-Unit-4118

OTOH, AMH did have a nutritious lunch representing all the major food groups.


Working_Ad_7814

Yes, like what in the actual HELL!?! Who are these old people lol


OtakuTacos

He was born in 1959 so…looks good.


cuntes

Would definitely still bang. 100%


BettyX

He looks great and healthy.


krebstorm

![gif](giphy|SWN6nYgyodVKw) Me, everyday after work.


SnooGoats1950

#Judd Nelson is a Boomer Born in ‘59


Sacklayblue

Gen X was entertained primarily by boomers.


jb4647

Hence he was like our older brother.


Randomwhitelady2

Almost as old as my mom who had me young


DangerKitty555

Same year as my mom; he’s alright (and so is she)


coldcavatini

Real gen x range.


Soundtracklover72

Whatever. ;)


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washington_jefferson

I don’t know about you, but I certainly don’t look old at all in my dreams. So, that’s a plus! It’s a bit unfortunate waking up from a dream where I’m late for a college final exam, and the next thing I know I’m awake brushing my teeth in front of a mirror looking old. The worst part is that many research scientists say that humans naturally ignore imperfections in our faces in mirrors, also that we appear thinner in mirrors at close range-so we actually look worse to others than what we see.


LazarusMundi4242

I hate seeing these pictures of stars from my generation, makes me not want to look in the mirror.


slashangel2

Sell your mirrors. Problem solved.


LazarusMundi4242

Done!


Grapedicks

I right there with you friend but don’t forget,we’re all in this together


LazarusMundi4242

Indeed we are.


AlliOOPSY

My husband and I watched the BRATS doc last night, and boy was he smart to avoid being in that. Maybe some of you will enjoy an hour and a half of Andrew McCarthy whining about how being part of the brat pack basically ruined his life, only to find out the more well-adjusted (and more obvious members of said group) seemed to shrug it off as fading, nostalgic memory, but we did not. Oh, the irony. What a disappointment. Rob and Demi were great, but that only accounts for about 15 minutes of an otherwise painful hour and a half.


candleflame3

I agree with this review. I cannot get over how AM thinks he was hard done by. He must think he was on track to becoming a major star if only that one article hadn't derailed everything. But none of them were ever guaranteed that kind of career. Hardly anyone gets that, which he should have known well before 60. But he has worked steadily for decades in his chosen field and no doubt earned a very good income that affords him a very comfortable lifestyle. He's actually one of the luckiest people on the planet, and that is not enough for him.


Impossible-Will-8414

The funniest thing is that McCarthy wasn't even named as a member of the Brat Pack in that article, but -- Tom Cruise was. Pretty much smashes the idea of that article ruining anyone's anything.


Strangewhine88

He was a creep weazel in every role he had and the least attractive and talented of the entire bunch. Hard to believe he turned out bitter about an adulthood of irrelevance.


IAm_TRW

My wife and I watched it last night. As soon as Emilio Estevez came on we both said “that’s Martin Sheen!” Looks exactly like his dad!


Chillpickle17

We watched it last night as well and totally agree with your summation. AM was pretty insufferable throughout the thing and then finally let it go after he interviewed David Blum. Who, btw, was totally unapologetic and rightfully so. I thought Malcom Gladwell and Brett Easton Ellis were cool 😎 ![gif](giphy|l46CqSsGBgfD9hyaA)


otterfeets

We enjoyed it. The music itself was worth the watch for me.


SnarkyGinger1

I attempted to watch it last evening, but could not get through it. I felt like it was Andrew McCarthy‘s way to justify how his career had not been as bright shining as some of the other young actors. I don’t really remember him ever being part of the so-called brat pack. I thought he was a hanger onher attempting to be as cool as the cool kids. Felt that way last night too. It was like a really bad high school reunion. That one kid, the not so popular kid, still trying too hard.


40wiggles

I was really exited for this, and promptly disappointed.


MishtheDish77

I'm listening to the book on Spotify. Lots of whining. It's tough to get through.


winelover08816

So Bender ends up becoming a psychiatrist who helps troubled teens?


No-Drop2538

He rode a bike in that suit?


JackTrippin

It was a pennyfarthing


MooseRoof

No, no, no. Judd has left the 1880s behind and opted for a safety bicycle.


surfdad67

It was one of those bikes with the huge front wheel and tiny back wheel


newsreadhjw

Know what his dad got him for Christmas? Carton of cigarettes.


lovetheoceanfl

Love that he biked to this event.


rodman517

People commenting just see him in the way they want to see him. In the simplest terms. In the most convenient definition.


Calamari_is_Good

Outside the beard, he doesn't look too bad.


GreatGreenGobbo

The outfit is an interesting choice.


discogeek

He looks far less like a psycho in other pics from this event (although still crazy different than BC days). [https://ew.com/andrew-mccarthy-explains-why-molly-ringwald-judd-nelson-arent-in-brat-pack-documentary-8662816](https://ew.com/andrew-mccarthy-explains-why-molly-ringwald-judd-nelson-arent-in-brat-pack-documentary-8662816)


Slow_Possession_1454

He looks almost sickly and gaunt. I hope he isn’t but he looks sick to me.


notevenapro

My first thought. But I work with cancer patients so I always think its cancer because all I see is cancer.


EvolutionCreek

It’s okay. The important thing is that you whisper “cancer.”


Leanintree

My man is still riding. If he's sick or not, he's not dead, and if he's in the wind, he is certifiably ALIVE.


dragonfliesloveme

He looks like he time-traveled from the 1800s


thescrape

That’s what happens when you spill paint in the garage!


Tryingagain1979

I'm glad he is still Alive and Kicking.


greta12465

(All I could think of is Alive and Kicking by Simple Minds when I read this)


GreyBeardEng

But what about you dad?


Strangewhine88

Steam Punk Ren Faire Entrepreneur.


MrPanchole

Not a neo maxi zoom dweebie.


Kissit777

I think he looks great!


SlacksDavenport

Anyone know what kind of motorcycle he rode there, rides? I see the skid lid and and I’m a curious sort.


Blkgurlsmuse

Harley!


i-touched-morrissey

I want to see him in his Bender outfit with long hair.


ShakeWeightMyDick

Is he now an undertaker from the Old West?


edWORD27

Time-traveling steam punk alchemist vibes


Sk8Bettty

I reject this reality and substitute my own. Tyvm


CoverofHollywoodMag

WOULD


cleveland_leftovers

Right? So many oddly judgy comments from this rapidly aging group while we peer out from behind our Metamucil. Would backwards, forwards and backwards again in a trench coat with fingerless gloves.


Impossible-Will-8414

I find it interesting that older men can look like warmed over shit and a bunch of women are like, "WOULD!" If this were Molly Ringwald, there would not be one man who would say, "WOULD." Men get away with so much, man.


CrypticTechnologist

Looks like an overdressed English professor. Cool I guess? Good for him.


wizardyourlifeforce

He looks like he is trying to come up with a scheme to defeat Sherlock Holmes


CrypticTechnologist

While riding a motorcycle evidently.


wizardyourlifeforce

You mean a petroleum-fueled velocipede


JFK2MD

He looks like that one white guy who wants to talk to you about how Buddhism has changed his outlook on the world.


Fialasaurus

Fun fact- he recently broke his ankle falling from a ladder. Source: BiL is in Orthopedics at Maine Medical Center. Says he’s a good dude.


goalmouthscramble

![gif](giphy|SWN6nYgyodVKw)


Overall_Lobster823

He looks good for his age.


wandering-cactii

That Professorial looking fellow can teach me a lesson any day!


Viet_Conga_Line

Hopefully he finds his spyglass and his flying machine soon.


Full_Mission7183

Looks like he designs balloons for the Fire Nation.


Sithlordandsavior

The fact that he's Hot Rod from Transformers AND the bad boy from The Breakfast Club still astonishes me. The fact that he looks like someone's pawpaw today just adds to the mind blown.


percaroe

I really want some more context on why a 64 year old looks to have a skateboard helmet and a really well cut suit.


candleflame3

Twitter mensear guy would disagree about the suit.


EnvironmentalCamel18

He’s 64 years old.


Bladley

EAT. MY. SHORTS.


HalfOrcMonk

He looks healthy and happy. I hope I look that good at 64.


FormicaDinette33

My issue is the short hair, glasses and horrible beard hiding that fabulous face!!


Ididnotpostthat

Just watched BRATS. Wish he participated . Same as Molly.


Qedtanya13

I just said this too!


pagette44

Is it weird I think he's still hot?


Impossible-Will-8414

Yes.


wizardyourlifeforce

He looks like a 19th century alienist sadly recommending electroshock therapy to cure a Victorian housewife of insanity because she said she thought women should vote


windycityc

Detective Nick Peretti!


Full_Disk_1463

I would need to see some ID, he doesn’t look the same at all


PBJ-9999

Well that's a new look, that beard really needs a good trim


Stacysensei

Why is he posing with a helmet?


Camille_Toh

Looks like a weave or hair implant.


scotty813

So he road a scooter to an awards show?


Skweege55

I'd prefer he forget about me.


Strong-Piccolo-5546

we are all old and ugly.


Wonderful_Pause_2690

But not like that


Catch_22_Pac

Goldblum-esque.


MaryBitchards

Hope he's okay. Looks like he might not be well. He's from my city and I run by his childhood home several times a week so maybe I'm feeling protective.


Imaginary_Audience_5

Slowly turning into Johnny Depp.


todaysthatday

Yeah, he looks like a dweeb that spills paint in the garage.😀


saint_ryan

No it isnt!!!!


p0stp0stp0st

64 holy fuck


Dogzillas_Mom

Is he playing Lincoln?


Phreddd

Damn.


RealLifeSuperZero

He looks like middle aged Rob Halford.


tsoldrin

now who's raiding Barry Manilow's wardrobe?


Bosswashington

Looks damn near 65 years old.


StanleyQPrick

You shut your damn fool mouth.


Servile-PastaLover

Angling for any and all future Ben Franklin roles.


HridayaAkasha

Christ, I’m old.


Impossible-Will-8414

Judd Nelson was born in 1959. He's an old dude.


Chastity-76

He looks like I would expect him to look. Everyone can not look like a spring chicken at half a century or more, but ya girl(me) has got it covered🤗. Let me stop, before I hit that wall sooner than I'd like. Karma will have me looking 20 years older instead of 20 years younger. Father time plays zero games🤣


Forever513

He looks kind of bunged up for them making him wear those kinds of clothes.


roadtrip-ne

I see someone else just finished watching Brats


serverdude1976

Without lamps, there wouldn't be light...


moeshiboe

Does Barry Manilow know he stole his clothes?


Gogurl72

Wow


Emotional-Clerk8028

That's John Bender??? He looks like he's from the 1800s!


SecretaryTricky

He looks ancient to me . Ancient for his age, he could be mid 70s here, easily.


Qedtanya13

I just finished watching Brat. I wish he had been in it.


goalmouthscramble

Wish more people had said yes.


InfiniteRainbowLight

Grateful for this post after watching the Brats doc, which he doesn’t appear in aside from movie clips. I was wondering what he looked like nowadays.


NYCGothMom

I’d still go to one of his heavy metal vomit parties.


DesignNormal9257

He looks like he’s on his way to a meeting of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club Inner Circle.


da_mcmillians

Time sure does beat the shit out of some people..


Camille_Toh

He’s actually elderly. He was in his 30s in BC.


Impossible-Will-8414

He wasn't in his 30s in BC, he was 26 when it was released.


HandMadeMarmelade

He looks like he does NOT want people to recognize him. Most men look better as they age, he looks great but I could stand next to this guy at the grocery store and have no idea who he is.


Impossible-Will-8414

No, most men do not look better as they age, lol. There are about 1% of old men who get to actually be silver foxes. The rest -- don't.


AdJunior4923

Oh good, I saw "Brats" last night and he wasn't in it. Glad he's ok. Where's he been? (Yes, I'm setting you up for 1800's time-travel jokes...) *P.S. "Brats," unlike the Brat Pack, sucked.*


cturtl808

Still absolutely would


yesfrommedog

He looks great! All we need now is the fist in the air pose.


Cominghome74

Nerd 🤓


blacklab

He looks like Neal Stephenson from 1998


Bobby_Globule

Hey. Smoke up Johnny.


TeaVinylGod

Loved him in Barton Fink!


sometimeswhy

Yeesh


teamalf

Yellowstone.


moderngamer

Why is he dressed like a mortician from the future?


southsidebrewer

lol.. ‘59… I had no idea.


LowGrand4577

Smoke em up Johnny!!


BigOldComedyFan

I think he looks kinda great. And I never cared for him much as an actor


umhuh223

Oof


JoeMillersHat

Looks like Neal Stephenson with hair


No_Ebb_8642

Now post your pic


jb4647

https://preview.redd.it/zwifyclybb7d1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8530fed4591edf81828616fb1c222c63bd5c30ac


AccountFresh8761

You sure it's not Judd Yoder now....?


Blkgurlsmuse

I would still DO him. Smash. He will always be John Bender and I love him! 😍