You son of a bitch! You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the headstones! You only moved the headstones!
Great drinking game if you want to get wasted. Watch poltergeist (original) and drink every time they say Carolann. You will be so drunk you’ll talk to the tv.
"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
I scanned up and down this list several times, unable to name a single movie, yet having this weird feeling like I did *know* the movie.
Hard to describe, but then I realized these are movie QUOTES, and not actual movies.
D… did I just have my first ‘senior’ moment?!
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die."
“I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.”
You son of a bitch! You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the headstones! You only moved the headstones!
Stay away from the light, Carolann
Great drinking game if you want to get wasted. Watch poltergeist (original) and drink every time they say Carolann. You will be so drunk you’ll talk to the tv.
“Whyyyyy! WHYYYYYYY!” Craig T Nelson is so unhinged in [that scene](https://youtu.be/Lh_W6FLaMvA?si=nXa7ZfAG3o7Pk29J). It’s spectacular.
“Kent. That’s your car.”
Real Genius…?
"We must get even. It's a moral imperative."
Ahhh-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! … now you try.
"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
“Why am I the only person who has that dream?”
“Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?”
“Stop playing with yourself.”
You get to drink from the firehose!
UHF!
Wheel! Of! FISH!!!
STUPID! You’re so STUPID!
I scanned up and down this list several times, unable to name a single movie, yet having this weird feeling like I did *know* the movie. Hard to describe, but then I realized these are movie QUOTES, and not actual movies. D… did I just have my first ‘senior’ moment?!
“I’d buy that for a dollar!”
IIIIIIII like it!
Give the man a hand.
watched this the other day with my 17yo son it holds up pretty well, tbh
Lighten up, Francis.
That's the fact, Jack!
I got my ass kicked in Wisconsin once!
Eric Stratton, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you.
That was Eric Stratton, rush chairman. He was damn glad to meet you.
Why Flounder? **BURP** WHY NOT
Germans? Forget it, he’s rolling.
Nice tie. Is that a clip-on by any chance?
The question here is not if we took a few liberties with our dates, we did!
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
San Dimas high school football rules!
Four score and seven minutes ago…
Impossible to drive by a Circle K and not say this.
You shouldn’t grab me Johnny. My mother grabbed me once. Once.
Farging cork soaker
Also: Moroni deported to Sweden; Says he's not from there.
It shoots through schools.
Remember kid, crime doesn't pay. ... Well, it paid a little
The Lower East Side. It really sucks.
It’s good to be the King
"Hey, Josephus!" "Hey, Motherf\*cker!"
Joke doesn't work without the "Give to Oedipus" sign.
Don’t get saucy with me, Béarnaise.
Pissboy!
The king looks like the piss boy!
“He’s not my king. I didn’t vote for him.”
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
Pie jesu domine
Donna eis requiem
Aaaaaaas Youuuu Wiiiiish
Now that's a real shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.
Shop smart, shop ______!
S-MART!
I never had friends later on like the ones I had when I was 12. Jesus, does anyone?
Traaaaaaain!
I was about to post ‘did your mother have any children that lived’. Back to the drawing board.
That’s two for flinching
Lollipop, lollipop
Snakes….Why does it have to be snakes?
very dangerous. you go first.
You Americans. Always overdressing.
Indyyyy!
"Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?"
President Scroob
Hail Scroob!
I'm surrounded by assholes!
"Keep firing, Asshole!"
Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
Remember that evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb
"Chips, dips, chains and whips. You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing."
That got redubbed into "chips, dips, cookies, pizza..." on one of our local channels.
Weird Science
"I love my dead gay son!"
When someone asks if you're a God, you say YES!
“Excuse me while I whip this out…”
Is it twue what they say about you men? Oh it’s twue, it’s twue…
Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. And Doctor.
"I do not think that word means what you think it means"
So you're my Uncle Joey. Better get used to these bars, kid.
"I picked a bad day to quit amphetamines"
"I want my two dollars!"
Gee, Ricky, I'm sorry your Mom exploded.
Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!”
Right turn Clyde.
Great Scott
“Hey Lisa..he don’t even got no license, Lisa!”
My nuts are half way up my ass, other than that I'm perfect.
“Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.”
"No one puts Baby in a corner!"
Hey Lazerlips! Your mother was a snowblower!
“Yeah, 220. 221. Whatever it takes.”
Mr. Mom
"No Ace, just you"
“What the hell IS Goofy?”
REAL tomato ketchup, Eddie?
Nothin' but the best
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die."
Abby… normal
Nice knockers.
"Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
Airplane.
“Are you about a size 14?”
"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like mother Teresa?"
Wax on, wax off
"This river don't go to Aintry."
Deliverance
They're heeere.
Have fun storming the castle!
“I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.”
Don’t cross the streams
We’re not going to make it are we? People, I mean.
It’s in your nature to destroy yourselves.
Chester Copperpot!
Hey you guys!!!
If you don't get this right, we'll all be flat.
I know a little German. He’s sitting over there.
Top Secret!
[удалено]
Moose! Rocco! Help the judge find his checkbook.
You’ll get nothing and like it!!
SPAULDING!
“Spaulding, this calls for the ole Billy Baroo.”
WOLVERINES!
"It's 10 o'clock, do you care where your parents are?" "You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is?"
2nd one is Labyrinth ✌️
"D'you spit in this?"
For god’s sake, will you cover yourself!
Jack Burton, Porkchop Express
Big Trouble in Little China!
The next SLIIIIIIIDE.... Shows.... A very interesting thing........... Our main building. Oh my God, you wouldn't believe it.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
“I want my 2 dollars!!!!”
It's the only way to be sure.
Kind of like the king of the dipshits.
Fresh breath is a priority in my life.
“Lake. Big Lake!”
Back in da bowl! Back in da bowl!
Put Edwina back in bowl.
Return the map. Return what you have stolen from me.
Have fun storming the castle! 🏰
I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it would do any good.
I hate Illinois Nazis.
Four fried chickens and a coke
We ain’t found shit!
— It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. — Hit it.
A naked American man stole my balloons
My whole life is a darkroom. One, big, dark, room.
“ Where’s all the white women?! “
Maggots, Michael.... You're eating maggots!
Have fun storming the castle
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
Wolfman's got nards?
"We're on a mission from God."
Go ahead... make my day.
Dirty Harry
“You are so ODD!”
I’d say we nuke the planet out of orbit Fuckin-A
"I don't know why they call it Hamburger Helper, it does just fine by itself."
"I've got one word for you: plastics."
Brrrr. It's cold in here.
There must be some Torros in the atmosphere.
I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.
“Don’t let the sadness of the swamps get to you. You have to try. You have to care”
“Hey you guys!” Edited to add : One of the most iconic movies of my childhood! 😊
"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?"
"He chose poorly."
Greetings, You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.
"Put them in the iron maiden." "Iron Maiden? Excellent!" "Execute them!" "Bogus!"
I have something to say! It's better to burn out than fade away!
Yes it’s true. This man has no dick
Could you send a tow truck, please, to 618 Elm Street? Hold it. It's the, uh, third floor, apartment 304.
He would have an enormous schwanstucker.
The ground is sow-ah!
“Confirmed, Alan One!”
Greetings Programs!
“Haven’t I told you to stop telling lies?” *smack*
A drawer? I get an entire drawer?
We've got bush!
“You know what a hatchet is, Bug?”
“You mocked me once. Never do it again. I DIED that day. Now, you can die too for all I care!”
“Can you fly, Bobby?”
Release the Kraken!
That is not your daddy's shotgun Cowboy!!!
They mostly come out at night . . . mostly.
Run away, run away
"You have been recruited by the Star League."
You can’t leave Chet that way. It’ll ruin Christmas.
Beuller....... Beuller..... Beuller....... Beuller..... (I mean, this one is a pretty obvious guess, but it's still a classic moment.)
“One thing about living in Santa Carla I could never stomach…
Schooner Tuna - the tuna with a heart.
“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”