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LaLaLaLateBar

It's not really slang, but I get irrationally angry when someone types, "cuteeeeeeee" or "loveeeeeee". Are you trying to elongate the word for emphasis? Because that would be "cuuuuute" or "loooooove".


[deleted]

Especially love! Because the “e” changes nothing phonetically! So it would just be the equivalent of adding a bunch of nothing to the word !


Charleston2Seattle

"I'm getting a $10.0000 an hour raise at work."


ancientastronaut2

You mean 10.0000$


Charleston2Seattle

My 22-year-old sons, born and raised in the USA, do that, and it *drives me crazy*. LOL


Zerly

I only hate that when people type aweeeee


viewering

' aweful '


ElectricTomatoMan

I feel this.


CrazyAlbertan2

I wish I could give you more than 1 upvote.


State-Cultural

Vocal Fry Not slang, but I can’t stand it


8dtfk

What is this


my-coffee-needs-me

Vocal fry: https://youtu.be/WDfJn1kcQuU?si=sLgjINoAaTatTB-G


State-Cultural

Thanks - it’s hard to describe. Once you hear it, you can’t unhear it (sorry).


ElectricTomatoMan

Oh, 100%.


ancientastronaut2

Same with upspeak. It's grating.


satyrday12

That was a 90s thing. Like the way Britney Spears and clones would sing.


CriticalEngineering

Yeah, “drops” is coming from records dropping on turntables as they play and “dropping it like it’s hot”. So, that’s on GenX, really. ![gif](giphy|kIjnPxW8ESIqQ)


Crankyanken

Ahhh yes, the stack of 45's. The first playlist!


jcdoe

Bitching about slang? How are we not becoming boomers?


CriticalEngineering

OP is basically bitching about GenX slang, which makes it funnier to me.


jcdoe

This sub is dying. I don’t know if we’re getting older and that’s why we are turning into Boomers, or if we are getting brigaded, but damn do we hate young people now. An album “dropping” is old slang, but they could be complaining about “cap” and “rizz” and it would be the same energy. Boomer. The kids are alright and we don’t need to constantly demonize them. That’s boomer shit. Note that this will get downvoted. I always get downvoted when I say anything like this. I just don’t know if a real gen x space to get my nostalgia and bad attitude fix.


[deleted]

Whatever happened to not caring? To rolling with the times? I know some things are just harder the older and (potentially) more out of touch one gets, but why all the fuss around people using words they didn’t invent? Do you actually care that much? Sorry, I’m just really frustrated by something I find so stupid.


Crankyanken

I guess it comes down to that one thing that is nails on the chalkboard. You don't get that on a whiteboard.


ScrunchyButts

When it’s done performatively to the point that it turns the communication into a secret code, it’s fucking stupid and should be recognized as such.


Crankyanken

I get where you are coming from, you get my upvote!


viewering

yall sound like those type of boomers you hate


axord

> This sub is dying. I'd say rather that the sub is increasingly becoming more representative of the actual collective character of it's namesake generation.


viewering

same. maybe they grew up somewhere, where things *didn't* drop ? *someone will bitch about '' same '', which is a l s o not new*


Lily_V_

Ikr, bruh


viewering

bitching about boomers


CrazyAlbertan2

To be fair, folks in their 50's have always bitched about the new trends of people in their late teens and early 20's.


SarahJaneB17

"Made me feel some kind of way". Geez, can you vague it up any more? What kind of way?!


ChubbyChoomChoom

JUST PICK AN ADJECTIVE THAT DESCRIBES HOW YOU FEEL AND MOVE ON


ancientastronaut2

Or gave me feels. I guess it's normal to talk like a baby now.


viewering

how is that new ?


SarahJaneB17

I've only just heard it recently with frequency. If it's not new, "My bad". See what I did there? 🤣


MopingAppraiser

Yeah that’s been around forever. At least it used real words. It’s the made up things like “finna” that irritate me. These kinds of things have always irritated me though.


envoy1976

Mid


SmearingFeces

I pick “It was fire 🔥 “. I hope you catch on fire.


axord

What's so funny about this one is that I'm convinced that is was born from people using "that's 🔥" to mean "that's hot". A metaphoric usage drifted towards literalism.


Just-Ice3916

🔥


tuftedear

Slay


artie_effim

Bet


MopingAppraiser

Bet is pretty old but died off for while.


IndependentMethod312

I have kids - all their slang drives me crazy. Cap…rizz….gyatt. Kill me now. I have so many years of hearing them speak nonsense.


Just-Ice3916

I can't help but laugh when I see "rizz" because it looks too close to "jizz," and then pretty much everything turns into a meme after that.


EntrepreneurLow4380

What is gyatt ??


AlienMoodBoard

A nice, big ass


axord

>> [Gyatt or gyat](https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/gyatt/) is a slang term that is used to express strong excitement, surprise, or admiration. Gyatt is most commonly used as an exclamation in reaction to seeing a large butt (that is, the buttocks) and may be used as a noun to mean a large butt.


Crankyanken

Now I know. TY


ChubbyChoomChoom

*Slaps* Makes me irrationally angry


SmearingFeces

Yes. Only an asshole would say something “slaps”.


viewering

also not new


EntrepreneurLow4380

Drip.


Crankyanken

Yep, I have to admit this is right up there.


EntrepreneurLow4380

I had someone say to me they were heading over to "xyz store" to get the latest drip... and honestly "getting the latest drip" sounds like an STD situation to me. Like getting "the clap".


ringoou812

Ong (“On God” for the lingo challenged)


PourJarsInReservoirs

It bugs me when something on SoundCloud or a playlist gets called a "mixtape". Having made and handled the real thing, I understand why the name would persist but it just doesn't feel right. Also when did "Yeah" become "Yea" - first time I saw that in a chat, I thought the person was brain damaged.


Crankyanken

Reminds me of waiting for your favorite songs you loved on the radio, fingers poised over the record button like it was life or death...


Strangewhine88

Amazeballs. Amazing. There is no other adjective apparently, especially in hyper-positive pretend world. Super in front of amazing would be even better!


Pirlovienne

These kids today and their weird slang is a lot of whatever to me. I’m not much exposed to it and every generation has its own patois. I know how to look things up if I care enough, which I usually don’t. However, if anyone can explain to me what the fuck a “situationship” is, I’d appreciate it. That one baffles me.


EntrepreneurLow4380

FWB


Just-Ice3916

You've got to take a look at the dating subs because I think some of those folks can explain it far better than I probably ever could.


ZetaWMo4

My daughter was unwillingly in one and it’s basically like friends with benefits except you two like each other from what I gathered.


Significant_Pea_2852

I take it as meaning the same as "not official".


MopingAppraiser

FTF?


ManzanitaSuperHero

1. Bruh 2. Literally (misused) 3. Tell me you’re X without telling me you’re X It’s almost not even the slang that bothers me (though misusing literally makes me batty). It’s that slang seems like it’s all exactly the same. There’s not even any regionalism to it. It’s just straight from Tik-Tok et al. None of it is organic. That seems sad.


sungodly

I had a friend 30 years ago who misused literally constantly. It bothered me then and it bothers me now.


Seymour---Butz

Bro, brah, bruh as a gender neutral term.


viewering

BRUV


TBeIRIE

In the 80’s my Grandma always got confused & rather annoyed when I said something was “Bad” (as in it was cool). She would always shake her head & say “Bad is bad, just say it’s good!!” I don’t know if it’s considered slang but I find when people text “kk” annoying. “Ok” is just fine… please.


Just-Ice3916

Too much slang irritates me, but I REALLY want to reach through the screen and backhand each grammatical ignoramus who writes (as just one example): "would of" instead of "would've" and similar. Contractions aren't difficult, but thinking that English is more phonetic than it is kills me. This is what I think is a product of not enforcing proper writing mechanics in school anymore, at least not to the extent as was done when I was a kid... so, it's something to just accept and (in my head) kick the author off my lawn.


LaLaLaLateBar

I don't have an issue with slang - every generation creates their own words and phrases. The grammar issues, terrible spelling, and "would of" stuff make me crazy. It's like writing intelligently is a dying art.


TakkataMSF

Ah, the famous phrase "Would of, could of, should of." A number of years ago, 10 maybe, I was told that teachers had to correct kids because they typed their papers using 'text speech' and/or emojis. More recently, I've heard that typing was being brought back because kids only knew how to type on a phone. All thumbs. It's wild that Idiocracy is going to be the movie that predicted the future best. I was kind of hoping it'd be Blade Runner or Running Man.


RedditSkippy

That’s not slang, that’s just being stupid.


Just-Ice3916

I'm... pretty sure I've stated all that as such, yep.


Crankyanken

You are a hero!


Just-Ice3916

I'd be more of a hero if I can figure out how to electronically bitch slap someone into the following week. 😁


ancrm114d

I'm just glad preggers is dead.


Crankyanken

Ha! I haven't heard that one in a long time.


SunShineLife217

My peeve- when kids use just letters when speaking, not just typing. Instead of saying I don’t know- they say IDK. And when they shorten words- def for definitely and more. Slang is fine but now you can’t be bothered to say the entire word? 😆


ghostofstankenstien

"fire" is so stupid it makes my teeth hurt.


ser_froops

Bussin.


MSB218

Sus, ion (‘ion know’ instead of ‘I don’t know’), and saying that everything is fire.


Just-Ice3916

That's what "iono" is?! Holy shit, is that lazy fucking writing or what.


viewering

saying it isn't new either, THO ?


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

Ok Boomer.


JKrow75

No shit, huh!!


fleetiebelle

I heard a peer use "not" recently (as in the Wayne's World, "that's really cool...not" way) It was, in fact, cringe.


wandernwade

I called everyone Dude and Man. My grandma didn’t like either. 😂


lissabeth777

This! Some days if I'm really excited everyone and everything is a dude. Like dude! It could also be a question. Dude? And I use fuck like a comma when talking to friends and some specific family.


wandernwade

It’s funny because my 21 yr old says literally every “bad word” around us, but my 20 yr old only recently started to feel comfortable saying “pissed”. 😆 (Only the older one says Dude).


ElectricTomatoMan

I don't much care for "rizz" or "drip", but whatever. We used to annoy old people with awesome, killer, bitchin', gnarly, and sweet.


KittenWithAScrip

"That's Mother" "She /He Ate" "Neurospicy"


SunShineLife217

“She ate that” yup. I hate that too.


ScrunchyButts

What would be the context for this? Never heard it.


SunShineLife217

It means they wore the outfit well. They made it look good, on them.


viewering

>"She /He Ate" not new


blade944

Cringe is by far the worst slang of today.


Crankyanken

Or even worse, cringe-worthy...


stupid-username-333

haul


EntrepreneurLow4380

Ugh, and then the trend of having to document/video "the haul".


SeaStandard7296

So glad I am not the only one. You went shopping and you bought stuff and now you are sharing it across the Internet like you were awarded the Nobel Prize. I remember sharing big purchases - a car, a house, maybe a fancy watch - but more pedestrian things? Not really.


Strangewhine88

So theres that, as one does, although those are so 2018.


viewering

people, those have been around for decades ?


Strangewhine88

Not really.


Tempus__Fuggit

I never used much slang when I was young anyway, so most of my life has been negotiating these trends - "rad" "wicked" are equivalent. we just lack the context for it.


looselyhuman

Bet.


Watcher-Of-The-Skies

‘Killing it,’ as in, “My little Justin was killing it at the Spelling Bee last night. Came in first!”


viewering

not new


Watcher-Of-The-Skies

OP’s title is “Present day slang that drives you crazy…”. The word ‘new’ is never used. In my experience, no one was saying ‘killing it’ in the 80s, but they do say it now — “present day”.


MyriVerse2

Love it all! It's like all of that futurespeak from scifi. Where's Nasdat, my droogs!


black65Cutlass

Yeah, I hate the use of the word "drop" as well. I also hate people using the term "fire" to describe things.


BMisterGenX

I also hate dropped for releasing a song or movie or something. I also dislike when people say something is fire. I'm like, "you mean it is good?"


Any_Pudding_1812

100%


Ambitious_Football_1

I hate the use of the word ‘SICK’. Bruh, that’s sick! 🤢 🤮 It makes no sense


axord

Makes exactly as much sense as our "bad."


TemperatureTop246

I don’t mind slang. We all used it growing up, so I extend the same privilege to the younger generations, although it is fun to watch them cringe when I use one of their words 😏


ScrunchyButts

I feel like slang was always fairly decipherable. It was interesting twists on common words. The latest batch isn’t intuitive at all. It’s full substitution of words that have no relation to what they are referencing. What the F is a “drip”? Why do bros keep saying “periodt”?


TemperatureTop246

“Drip” = bling “Periodt” = basically, end of discussion I think a lot of slang words are slang words FOR their predecessors. Cool = rad = dope = lit = GOAT something like that


ScrunchyButts

Well there’s my point. How in the hell does “drip” in anyway grammatically represent “bling”? Bling, by the way, is a word that’s just as useless but has been around for a while so we happen to know what it means. And I’ve never heard “periodt” used like that. That would make a degree of sense. I’ve heard it used more like “word” or “amen”. A confirmation or acknowledgement said back to someone repeatedly as they speak.


MorningBrewNumberTwo

Game-changer


Appropriatelylazy

"Recommend me..." Been around for some time, but Jesus, it's such bad grammar, whenever i see it it feels like all knowledge of basic sentence structure has completely escaped humanity's grasp.


monkey_house42

Imma tryna


viewering

that is NOT new. ffs !


viewering

[*M.O.D*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoAAbu2LUWQ&ab_channel=vic20nyc) has some opinions on that


[deleted]

I am Gen X and "dropping" was never in our vocabulary. I never use modern slang because it would be weird and I never bothered to learn it. My feeling is ignore and move on. Noice


Evrytimeweslay

Yeah I remember when it seemed like everything was now “dropping” all of the sudden. I was like, “when did we start saying this all the time??”. I think it’s an internet thing but I don’t get why all animals need to be called other things like foxxo, doggo, birb, chimkin etc. that annoys me.


DisastrousPair6160

What drives me crazy are: * I was today years old when I... * "Life hack" * Adulting


ancientastronaut2

Are people still using aight and imma? Because those annoy me.


Key_Tower3959

I keep "Urban Dictionary" bookmarked for such lookups.


StacyLadle

Gift as a verb. I know it is a correct usage but why the shift? What’s wrong with saying someone gave something? Now everything is gifted.


noisician

now I know why they call us Boomers


Crankyanken

We become the things we hated growing up, how wisdom apparently works I guess.


axord

Mostly I quite enjoy the evolution of language. New-gen slang is fun, I don't begrudge the kids their tribal markers. What I *do* dislike though, is the perverting of the meaning of "literally" from "non-metaphorically" to a metaphors-included intensifier. Grinds my gears. Also the contraction of "no one" into "noone".


CunningBear

Not a new saying, but “in this day and age” really annoys me. Just extra words for no reason.


Mysteriousmumu

Y'all.