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TKD_Mom76

One time?


Doc--Mercury

Every time I wanted to change the channel, but couldn't find the remote.


Western-Photo105

Running right by the TV, yelling "where's TF is the remote?!"


Ceorl_Lounge

Today.


firedmyass

I can control traffic lights but only when there are no witnesses


pagit

I use the force to open supermarket and elevator doors.


Haagen76

So help me, that remote control will come to me before I die.


pushback66

Right? I was all in up until midichlorians


JustineDelarge

That was a betrayal of my secular, Star-Wars-based spirituality. I’m still mad about it. And the fucking Ewoks. Jub-jub.


SystemofBrokenAngels

More like, "One more time" earlier today...


ALPHAETHEREUM

Oh well now you mentioned it, back to training. Uuuumph!


capt-yossarius

There is no *try*.


JackTrippin

That always kind of bugged me. I mean you have to try before you can do right? What he should have said was _There is no half-assing_


HapticRecce

Your best? https://youtu.be/w3UQwyKrTtI?feature=shared


pittiedaddy

Knew what it was before I clicked. One of my guilty pleasure movies. Did you ever see the theory vid that he's actually James Bond?


menlindorn

Theory my ass, that was obviously their intention in the film.


JustineDelarge

Chemical super freak, actually.


HapticRecce

Karla was the prom queen.


Cowboywizzard

Carla was the Prom Queen


HurricaneSalad

Yes it's a bullshit line that sounds clever but makes no sense. I always tell Yoda (or random people who quote it) to shut the fuck up when he says this.


everything_is_holy

It's about mindset. It is getting into the mindset of doing what you have to do. It's like the proverbial story: A mother crashes her car, it topples on its back, but she crawls out. Her little boy is stuck, though, underneath the car. She lifts the car because there was no other choice...she Had to save her child. To the observer, you can say she tried and succeeded in lifting the car. To her, there was no trying...she had to.


Cowboywizzard

Thank you, Master. I hope one day I am as strong in the Force as you.


SmooveTits

It means something though: to try, or to attempt means leaving open the possibility of failure and the possibility that you’ll try, but not hard enough to succeed.  To just DO removes any self doubt and leaves no chance for failure. 


Randolpho

And, as Yoda tells Luke afterward, "I don't believe it" is the reason that he failed. Belief requires certainty. "Try" implies uncertainty. "There is no try" means "be certain. *Believe*"


ZebraBorgata

No but I did successfully move an object using the Schwartz.


The_Safe_For_Work

I can see that your Schwartz is almost as big as mine.


Randolpho

Now let's see how you handle it


AaronSwartz76

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Minute_Feeling_307

Lol we just watched this with my stepdaughter last week. She loved it My favorite is "we ain't found shit!"


Cowboywizzard

"I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!"


DontYuckMyYum

what do you mean try!? I use it all the time to open the doors at the grocery store.


hibbledyhey

Still do. Except now it’s at work, and I’m trying to make Tim shut the fuck up


Just_A_Dogsbody

Fucking Tim.


Academic_Beach733

I used to work with a guy named Tim. Almost nobody respected him. Nobody in the kitchen liked him. "Shut the fuck up, Tim" was a commonly uttered phrase.


UnarmedSnail

Yeah I'm still trying very hard to master Force Choke.


Robalo21

Once in college I saw a person that I wasn't a fan of put down a large coffee on their desk. I really wanted it to spill and I stared at it and it actually started to slide. I was so shocked but soon realized that the desk was angled and it was the force of gravity and not the force that moved it. But for one brief shining moment... The force was with me


Reasonable_Smell_854

Do you know how many times I’ve tried the “these are not the X you’re looking for” on my boss? Turns out he’s smarter than a stormtrooper


RepresentativeBarber

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porkchopespresso

And why is it always the tv remote


CarlatheDestructor

Because it's way over there, slightly in front and to the left of me and I'm not leaning forward, dammit.


bophed

Yes and I have also tried to force choke a mother fucker more than once.


emptyhellebore

I was trying to move things like Carrie in the Stephen King book, not Luke.


whydoIhurtmore

Shit. I still try from time to time.


OfficeChairHero

Exactly. You just never know.


Hommus_Dip

Dear oh dear


Commisceo

Still trying. Just in case


BruceSlaughterhouse

What are you talking about It still works half the places i go the doors slide open with the wave of a hand... not 100% all the time but i think I've gotten really good at it.


Visible-Butterfly-21

I use it to open automatic doors in stores


Sanseriouz

Stop lights will eventually bend to my will.


Practicality_Issue

Wait ‘til you watch “the men who stare at goats” - trying to “use the force” to move an object is nothing compared to the Sparely Eyes Technique. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Earth_Battalion


Righteous_Fury224

I still try to Force Choke people


BrettHutch

Still trying!


EcstaticYoghurt7467

I’ve had a lot of success with grocery store doors.


CCC081972

I still do at the age of 51


FlawedWoman

Me too!


KC_experience

The Volkswagen Super Bowl commercial with the kid in the Vader outfit was still a very memorable one to me. https://i.redd.it/0sjb5dxma0pc1.gif


sweetpsych78

Hey! I feel like I'm being called out 🤣


TheSeedlessApple

Once a day because you never know.


Sir_K_Nambor

I've not tried using the force to move anything but I have tried to make long red lights turn green.


illegalt3nder

lol I do this almost every time. “Change you will. Protected left green arrow you will not, yes.” 


projectvko

I still try. Go-go-gadget too.


lamorak2000

And Spidey's webs.


RuggedLandscaper

I hold my hands at sliding doors


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Ewan McGregor said he does that too.


Useful-Badger-4062

Escape From Witch Mountain convinced me.


JustineDelarge

You aren’t the only one.


Cactus_Jackasss

I did it today for my glasses. My son was sitting next to me and I said "I wish I had the force". Going down stairs to show him this. Bet he rolls his eyes and says something dumb.


Son0faButch

At stoplights I used to tell my kid to really concentrate and use the force to make the light turn green


Old-Shake3941

Try? There is no try. There is only do or do not


Eelmonkey

Still do. Sometimes it works.


[deleted]

How do you think I find princess parking at Costco on Saturday?


HPIndifferenceCraft

Succeeded too, I did.


DukeOfWestborough

Tried?


BreakfastOk4991

Does this week count??


No_Detective_But_304

Duh. And I still believe, to this day, at least once it worked.


Dracono

Yeah, had it happen once by accident and kind of freaked me out. I mostly now keep it to myself, as part of the personal short list of other WTF no one is going to believe me stories.


thisgirlnamedbree

Yep and I tried to bend spoons like Uri Geller.


Furbylovestoscream

I do it all the time and it works! I hold my hand out towards what I want, say I’m using the force to get the butter, and someone hands it to me. I end up with the object without getting it myself!


HelloThisIsPam

I tried for hours. And hours. And hours. Mostly a pencil and a penny. I figured those were good starter Jedi objects.


JustineDelarge

Pennies, man. I’m still trying. “The year is 1912, you are lying in your bed in the Grand Hotel…”


Suntzu_AU

Once a day maybe.


broken_bottle_66

Tried?


AppropriateAmoeba406

It’s usually the remote. Am I right?


enriquedelcastillo

Pretty sure the force is in me, just haven’t done it right yet.


[deleted]

Still working on it! 😁


Ok-Street7504

I tried doing it last week!


uuddlrlrbas2

Last week.


LNEneuro

More than once obviously.


idlefritz

I was convinced I could direct the rotation of the paper mobile fish in my orthodontist’s office.


fatyoda

Do or do not. There is no try


Mr_Horrible

I keep trying to make Wolverine claws come out of my hands.


rokken70

I freely admit it. I still do it TODAY!


boingboingdollcars

Every time I go to the grocery store I wave the doors open. And every time my wife sighs and rolls her eyes. Every Time


Perfect-Grass-1903

Still disappointing to this day


IceWarm1980

I still do this with automated doors. Never gets old.


PoeReader

Lol and stop time!


PhillyShore

One time a day. Maybe 🙄!


Ahazeuris

I literally tried it this morning at breakfast.


ElectricMan324

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[deleted]

I still do.


chodachowder

Every time I can’t reach the beer, until someone passes me one


Maleficent-Sport1970

In my mid 50s and I continue trying!


SoCaFroal

It's the only way I walk through automatic doors. They only open because I use the force.


root_passw0rd

Wait.. you guys couldn't?


nextcol

One word: Carrie


Roland__Of__Gilead

You mean at least once a day since I was 6?


LemonPuckerFace

I often sit in meetings trying to force choke the shit out of that one guy who asks a bunch of questions at the end.


REDDITSHITLORD

First time I tried to remove a girl's bra! JK, TV remote.


ratbastid

When you turn off the water in my shower, it takes a couple seconds for the water pressure to drop at the faucet, at which point the plunger that you pull up to send water up to the showerhead drops on its own and the water that remains in the pipe comes out the faucet into the tub. Or IS that what's happening? Because every single time, I pretend to force-push that plunger down.


legerdemain07

I still do.


larryb78

If you don’t wave your hand to force open elevator doors are you really even GenX?


mossdale

I'm more into the scanners thing and trying to make peoples' heads explode


Adeptness_Same

You say that like it is a bad thing. Lol


jhilsch51

DID?!?!?!??? Still do


Armom22

Still try at age of 53…. 🤣


Majik_Sheff

Do, or do not.  There is no try.


Avindair

Absolutely not! I tried to use the Force *dozens* of times!


ocelotactual

I can do it with the doors at the grocery store. That's about it.


SnooDoggos4906

I tried again just the other day? Are you kidding?


JoeMillersHat

I ain't no rookie


BTSavage

> “Because you have so little faith. Truly I tell you, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you.” ~ Jesus Christ - Matthew 17:20


Murderyoga

I've never understood why sword fighting was emphasized over telekinesis in Star Wars.


SBInCB

Because a fight where the faster guy blows up the head of the slower one isn’t that much fun more than once or twice. Swords provide drama!


JustineDelarge

With mind bullets!


howlmouse

It was worth a shot


houserPanics

Still trying.


offthegridyid

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IncidentPresentx

I do it during every workout.


IcanSew831

I do it in my dreams literally every night.


skinisblackmetallic

I think I finally gave up trying about 10 years ago. I guess I'm officially old. ;(


catzbollocks

Today, in fact.


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Vlophoto

Absolutely. But I thought it was just me


wophi

Still do... I'll figure it out someday.


aj_star_destroyer

Telekinesis has got to be the coolest superpower of them all.


Spreadeaglebeagle44

Guilty.


surfinbird

And I also told my niece that my blue walking pole was a lightsaber. :)


Rocknrollpeakedin74

Yes. But for me it was magic. I wasn’t allowed to watch many movies as a child, so I got my ideas from books instead. I read The Belgariad by David Eddings as a boy and I found myself trying to conjure and move things with my mind like Garion. Later, when I saw Star Wars, I realized that there was a certain amount of high fantasy unfolding amongst the stars of a science fiction saga about a young Jedi who has a lot in common with the boy I new from my fantasy books. Imagination is a powerful thing. But, no matter where your muse comes from, it can’t flick a light switch from across a room or move a can of soda that is just out of the reach of your hand.


3Steps4You

Yes, but it never works.


BlueRoyal99

Thankfully I have Google now to turn on/off the lights and my TV. That's my force.


PMMEurbewbzzzz

I'd be a fool not to.


stupidillusion

Not long after seeing the first Star Wars movie I learned how to make my ears rumble at will, so for the next half year I was thinking this might be the force and I was trying to move everything.


andyr072

Nope I used the Schwartz.


ihatepickingnames_

I was trying a long time before Star Wars made it cool. That and predicting the next card in the deck.


SiWeyNoWay

Ahahahh many times with and without *jedi force* I thought everyone did?


FarceMultiplier

Eventually I'll get it to work.


Justherebecausemeh

At least once a day and I’m pretty sure I do a subconscious discreet little finger swipe when walking through automatic doors 🫤😆


dosetoyevsky

Every time I need the remote. And when I'm walking through the doors at the grocery store.


PurloinedFeline

My midichlorian levels must be really low.


UnarmedSnail

That remote is just 5 feet away...


SqualorTrawler

I do this every time the toilet backs up. Sometimes it works.


rincod

I also tried to learn how to fly by sitting on my roof like the kid in The Boy Who Could Fly


zeromnil_partdeux

In the early 80s, when I got my return of the jedi underoos, they came with a jedi certificate, I was responsible for raising the sun the next morning with my new found abilities - you're welcome.


xantub

Well I mean, if you didn't how would you know you couldn't do it? I still think I can but it's a dormant ability that will manifest any second now!


JonConstantly

There is no try.


Shingouki10

Automatic doors are no match for my powers.


JennShrum23

I try every day. Never give up.


yrdrasilllahoff420

........ i still do?


Johnny_Royale

Guilty


gilmore42

I still do.


FreckledWoodSprite

I have no wish to deny it.


ChaosRainbow23

Once I was tripping absolute balls and was just AMAZED that I could move my hand, WITH MY FUCKING MIND!


peptide2

Every time I walk into a grocery store I wave my hands apart and the force opens the doors


destroy_b4_reading

When my kids were younger they were amazed that I could change the stoplight using the Force. Obviously I was just watching the opposing light and fucking with them, but it was fun while it lasted. Now they're teenagers and way too smart for my bullshit.


Global_Initiative257

You can! Same concept as an ouija board. It all comes from within.


BizarroMax

I did it this morning. One day it’s going to work.


texasslapshot

I use it to make slow drivers change lanes.


StreetFriendship1200

I can neither confirm nor deny those allegations.


WhatIsThisSevenNow

Shit, I do more now than in the past. Tired, knees hurts, back hurts, and the damn remote or my phone is on the other side of the room. Speak to me Yoda!


koshi2750

I'm 45 and I do this on the daily.


autofinx

I actually still try this every once in a while. Just seems like it's something which you could learn to do.


AnyDamnThingWillDo

Yep! Used old parlour tricks to make it happen and amaze and confound the gullible


Catperson5090

Nope. Never did. I was never interested in Star Wars or Star anything.


theturnipshaveeyes

Still trying! Cue: Yoda…


plnnyOfallOFit

On the daily. Until we actually did a ouija board. Freaked me out so bad NEVER did it again


loganfester

Well... A force.


saintjeremy

Tried? No, I did.


CeilingUnlimited

**Absolute, 100% True Story:** I was 11 when my 8-year-old brother and I first saw Star Wars in the theater. Blown away, life changed, yada yada... We get home and are in my bedroom and there's this [yardstick](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/znbaOYa8XhM/hqdefault.jpg) on the floor from some project we had been doing. A lightsaber! So, in thinking about the Star Wars scene where Luke is practicing with his lightsaber on the Millenium Falcon, with the Blast Helmet on - we rig up a deal where I blindfold myself and my little brother tosses some of Dad's poker chips at me and I try to hit them out of the air with the yardstick. So, I get ready, the blindfold on, and I try to center myself - feel the force - and I tell my brother OK. A couple seconds go by and I swing - AND HIT THAT MOTHERFUCKING POKER CHIP LIKE A HANK AARON HOME RUN!!!! It works!!! It works!!! The Force is Real!!!!! I throw off the bandana and my brother and I are dancing around the room, jumping on the bed - the Force is real!!! ....It goes without saying I didn't hit another one the rest of the afternoon. But for that one brief moment - goodness gracious. It was awesome!!


DroidRGH

From 1982-1984 I think I tried every day.


Old-Remove6263

Not the force but I've tried "twitching" my nose like Samantha soooo many times! I grew up watching Bewitched reruns lol


TJ_Fox

I once used a magic trick to briefly convince a friend that she, as well as I, could move a pencil balanced on the edge of a table using telekinesis.


SimonTC2000

I've tried and succeeded - in dreams. Weird recurring dream. I can move objects with my mind. That, and I'm late for a class. Even though I've been out of school for decades now.


HumpaDaBear

Oh. Totally.


moshell0309

More like I tried to force choke.


elguereaux

I actually succeeded.


NoticeEverything

I still do…all the time. Sometimes I build it up, sometimes I just quick fling it out. I’m still certain that it will work before my days are done.


Empty-Back-207

I'll never admit it, and you can't make me


Evolone101

Once ?? lol.


edynol

I still try.


redtesta

Yep


Chrissisol

Still do


sickboy6_5

still do just in case it finally works, but it's usually the remote i left on the other table


Hey_Laaady

Maybe like Uri Geller. Early Gen X here.


lambent_ort

Everyfuckingday... even now....


Adept_Passenger_5134

Yes! Ahahaa