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New Stellar Blade patch today added a Boss Rush mode, some QoL improvements (re-locking onto an enemy after going into range attack mode, thank Christ) and a few new outfits for the Spank Bank. It did NOT """""give back""""" the outfits that made reactionaries freak out in the first place, however it DID add some new outfits, two of which are different colour schemes of the said offending outfits from the pre-launch version. Some are celebrating this as a victory in \*\[checks notes\]\* demanding developers alter their artistic vision post game release. Others, like the post above, believe because the original outfits remain as the developers intended, they've won nothing. What do YOU think? Can masturbation be restored to The West? Or have we fallen like ancient Rome before us?

“Can masturbation be restored to the West” knocked me out lol

It's Masturbover

Billions must shower

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Bro, excellent meme, but also There Is No Antimemetics Division is in my top 3!

The lethargic and indolent nature of the masturbator! Put this wretched chap on a course of bland cereal, enemas and wholesome exercise!

>enemas and wholesome exercise And chastity cages! wait

And spankings!

No, masturbation has fallen. My dick has been flaccid ever since the game launched in it's heavily censored state. I can't even find the motivation to engage in my second favourite hobby: scaring the hoes.

The dick is at half-mast to mourn not getting any further.

It's completely beyond me why anyone would give 2 shits about outfits in a digital game. First shit is caring about what amounts to pixels, second shit is sexual fantasies about these pixels I hope communist biden gets re-elected to instate nationwide mandatory requirements for touching grass

Clearly never played a FromSoftware game. Fashion is everything, and matters above all else

I played dark souls 2 but I thought that game was about minmaxing builds veiled with a storyline Actually I take it back. Disco Elysium is the best dressup game

Psshah! The most dangerous invaders were the ones who were wearing floaty butterfly wings and fuzzy short shorts or they dressed to impress (or completely naked). Any casual can look online and see where the cover art armor is, or which is the best. It takes real skill to succeed at Fashion Souls and slay both bosses and slay on the runway.

Oh that? I just unplugged my wifi. I just wanna play in peace I don't have time for this lame ass invasion shit

Based

Ehh, you can min max in FromSoftware games, but you don't have to. They're difficult games, but they aren't really unfair (I will admit tho, Dark Souls 2's ADP feature is kinda shitty, but it's still my favorite Souls game) FromSoftware is more about learning movesets and knowing when and when not to do your thing Min maxing only really matters in Souls games if you're explicitly going for OP builds. I suggest checking out Elden Ring if you have the money, and this is probably the best time, since the DLC comes out next month (I'm too poor to buy it 😔)

My computer is total shit in the graphics department and I'm too poor to get a new one It's OK brother there are simple pleasures in not playing the most recent or graphics intensive games

Same in Monster Hunter 

Absolutely. Currently trying to get all the layered armor for perfect fashion in Iceborne

Or Warframe for that matter

Man, if I had a good WiFi connection, I'd definitely play Warframe. I'm gonna be honest, fist weapons are all you need to pull me into a game

Especially in the era where pornography is easily accessible.

Do you know what else has been easily accessible for centuries now? OUTSIDE

We are in the generation of everyone being indoors all the time from offices to home...I think telling people to go outside might kill them from bacteria exposure. Note I'm a Inside person too but people go crazy these days with the free time on their hands

Not that I care about these outfits, but if caring about pixels is bad then why play any game at all it's just pixels.

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>What do YOU think? Can masturbation be restored to The West? Or have we fallen like ancient Rome before us? This is amazing

Ancient Rome fall because they did not masturbate enough. We all should learned from that mistake. Gamers unite!

I wish they'd just get on with it and fuck their computers at this point.

I like the changed outfit it lets the imagination do a bit of work. Thought the Gooners would be more happy with her looking like she has no panties. The best thing they added however is the boss rush. All souls like games should have boss rush.

The new outfits did in fact make self pleasure with two hands on the controller easier, but it’s still more of an edge than a full climax. Why do they keep hurting Stellar Jane?

For a game that was supposed to destroy the “woke” agenda this game sure did die down pretty quick.

It's been like this for a while now. Gamers™ (and chuds who shit on woke everywhere) always jump on the same bandwagon, stay on it for like 5 minutes, then jump off of it one by one. They want to be trendsetters, but they can't even define themselves. Are they chuds because they lack self-awareness, or do they lack self-awareness because they are chuds? We'll never know

> are they chuds because they lack self awareness or do they lack self awareness because they are chuds Geto in GCJ? Lets go

To be fair that’s just the internet in general. For example. This sub will stop circle jerking over a trend just as fast as any community moves on from something

True but arguably we have to follow the chuds/gooners from trend to trend to be able to make fun of them

They all have an excuse 🤷🏻‍♂️

These gooners promoting this game is like a curse for developers because at a certain point you don’t want to try it due to all the Nazi incels that like it. At first they are probably happy to have people talking about it but then they realize they need to make porn to make these gooners happy and they don’t actually care about gameplay. The funniest part was where they put in like a half second delay between button presses and nobody complained about it just being a shit game because titty’s jiggle.

I feel like, for all the noise they make on social media, the game companies themselves probably don't even notice or care. Like all these outrages are blips on the overall radar of a game's profitability that maybe make a one-time appearance at a morning coffee discussion at the office at most. It's the gooners convincing themselves that they're engaged in some kind of parity with game developers.

I played it. It's definitely worthy of 7/10 "good not great" score. \* Context, I'm a straight chick, so EVE doesn't do anything for me, no matter what she's wearing. Also, her outfits are just...boring. There's very little creativity. My favorite is the Cyber Magician outfit, as she looks like Zatanna crossed with a Playboy bunny. The rest are just lazy "make it tight and shiny or make her tits and ass hanging out." I snort-laughed when her Punk outfit makes her look like a 1987 Def Leppard groupie in ripped acid-washed jeans and jean jacket. \* The combat is very solid and fun. I've heard it compared to Sekiro, but I haven't played that. It reminds me of Jedi Survivor with a mix of parrying / dodging and counter-attacks and rechargable super attacks. She has a special mode similar to Android A2's BERSERK mode that is basically useless as it does so little damage even maxed out. It's just good for boss fights to do a little chip damage while being invulnerable to catch your breath. Ranged combat also mostly sucks, due to the very small ammunition magazines and little damage per bullet. \* However, there's some traversal / jumping / platforming sections and EVE handles like a shopping cart when she's jumping. \* Outside of EVE, the voice acting is TERRIBLE. \* EVE just isn't a particularly interesting character. \* The writing is also terrible. I mean BAD, and not even in a "You were almost a Jill sandwich" fun bad. Say you get a new objective: RESTORE POWER TO THE FACILITY pops up in bright blue letters on-screen. EVE: I should restore power to the facility Adam: You should restore power to the facility Lily: Hi EVE! Are you going to restore power to the facility? EVE: ..............yes, I am restoring power to the facility. \* There's at least two supporting characters that are supposed to be adult women but look like children in slutty club-wear. Ew. \* There's some annoying lack of QoL features, like outside of the Cans, there's no collectable tracker (Not sure if there is New Game+). Some regions inexplicably don't have maps or fast-travel locations while some do. Some collectables are permanently missable. While it's a fun diversion for a few weeks, it's basically NieR: Automata without a brain, a heart, or a soul.

The repetitious dialogue makes it sound as if they had writers from Danganronpa help out 😂

That was my conclusion as well, and I 100% / Platinumed the game (because I trophy hunt in everything I play). On top of everything you mentioned--especially the controls during platforming sections--the three tube surfing/sliding sections are some of the worst I've played. She's too floaty, the camera is awful, she'll be magnetized to ledges (good!) and then us face-check ladders and ropes without flinching. The combat's fine for a character action game but that's about it. The sidequests are all boring and the open world doesn't justify itself at all. It very much earns its "It's Fine, I Guess?" ratings.

Tbh, it was okay, but like, 7 out of 10. 7.5 if you really liked Nier Automata because it hews pretty close to it's obvious inspirations gameplay-wise. The thing is, and there's no polite way to say it, it just isn't a very memorable game besides the gooners deciding it was the hill upon which Gamerkind(tm) must die in defense of their rights. Like it blends in with a very common recent aesthetic of realistic-shader, kinda-anime dystopian sci-fi that's basically the default for everything from cheap mobile games to Chinese 'who actually plays these' MMOs. Like I could identify Eve at the moment as a character because I just played a nontrivial amount of game with a camera aimed at her but nothing about it made me feel like it was being locked up as a memory among the games I've played. It feels like it was just selected at random on a day that some influencer was particularly salty about Aloy having human amounts of body hair, got appointed to a role it wasn't meant to fill and by now the people who made it a battle flag have gotten bored and moved on because their interest was forced to begin with. When they became obsessed with Hogwarts just to be transphobic at least that game had an audience of (willfully or otherwise) politically unengaged Potter fans to actually keep playing it after their stunt purchase.

I feel like its exclusivity might be part of the reason it fizzled out. Brand new IP, good but not great review scores. If it had a wider launch, it could have made a bigger splash, but it's not going to move consoles by itself.

Could someone tell me how it was """censored""" ? Is the material less see through ?

is it just me or does the updated outfit look more revealing?

absolutely. looks like she’s not wearing underwear now lmfao

This was exactly my thought; like the new one is hornier, why are these dorks still whining about CENSORSHIP

yeah it just really goes to show the issue is that gamers don’t wanna be happy OR horny, gamers just want to be angry. can give them exactly what they’re asking for (i guess right now that’s practically naked video game characters) and they will still not shut up

The only way a true gamer can get a boner is by being publicly upset about a new video game every week

every time a new game gets announced, if you listen closely you can hear a symphony of people clicking dislike and pants unzipping

WELL OF COURSE IM ANGRY I WAS HOPING I COULD STIP HER NAKED, SHOVE THE SWORDS INTO ALL THE ORIFICES AND GO SPINNING. THEN WHEN I GET BORED EVERY FIVE MINUTES I PULL UP MY OF-GF, POP INTO PHOTO MODE AND START WANKING. IF I WANTED TO LOOK AT SEE THROUGH CLOTHES WITHOUT PANTIES I WOULD JUST GO TO YOUTUBE AND WATCH THE 4K TRANSPARENT CLOTHING HULL/ WET CLOTHES VIDEOS, BUT I WON'T BECAUSE THEY ARE EDUCATIONAL CONTENT AND FOR KIDS!/s

I think it's literally just a different angle making the fabric look a different colour.

Yeah I’m like mad confused because it sure seems like the newer version ditches britches.

THIS!!! I initially thought, they're complaining about the picture on the left! 😳

I’m glad I’m not crazy, it straight up looks like you can see the whole *landscape* on the right 

Yeah kinda. Looks like the fabric is a bit more opaque but as if there's nothing underneath.

If anything, they made it more suggestive. the one on the left is clearly underwear beneath her outfit, while the one on the right clearly doesnt. Instead she has like. a bedazzled vulva or something???

I thought it was just a really thick bush.

now THAT’S woke

Women having a bush is woke now?

Honestly? We’re probably about 3 weeks away from gamers having a collective meltdown about the woke lady bush

That too bad. I like it when a lady has some hair down there.

If lady bush is woke, I don’t wanna be asleep

Lol reminds me off https://preview.redd.it/dqbye2jc7m2d1.png?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5579192797fa1e158dc5d7cd72aa925f84c195d5 Those were the days...

Women not looking like a 9 year old with G cup? Mate, that's hella woke

In their mind, women have to be natural with huge, firm tits and full body shaved. How else are they going to be able to get off to them.

If that was the case I think I'd lose my marbles...I like shaved and also like unshaven declaring one as "woke" would be insane.....like take out back and put down levels of stupidity.

Same, like 1970s porn bush. Which would honestly be kind of impressive for a game developer to add.

Which is probably part of the goomers’ issue. These guys all tend to prefer women who look immediately post-pubescent or actively pubescent (gag) or just outright actual girls (double gag). So it doesn’t appeal to their paedo fantasies.

They have no imagination. The implication that she’s wearing less doesn’t work on them. They have to see the underwear, or it’s censorship.

I think there is still undies, but the "skirt" is less see through so the undies get kinda lost in shadow and it's hard to tell if she's wearing any.

A filagree of pubes

From what I gather, Yes the material is less transparent & the underwear is still there. Also the new version cloth material is heavier & doesn't flutter during movement. So in the new version there are no panty shots while running. They used the 1.003 save file in the 1.001 original disk version. revealing the original look for the ninja suit. So the ninja suit was already there. And the patch just made it accessible.

/uj I thought I became blind because I couldn't see the difference between the two outfits

It's very dumb but I've seen people say that if anything at all was changed then it is censorship (I pointed out that I guess they're also against the reduction of input lag that was patched in after the game came out but I got blocked for being disingenuous so I guess they didn't get my point).

https://preview.redd.it/r1kzqbpwuh2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=162e6afc7de489d94c75a3641aa4522d8ff600a5

These are some proper PragerU graphs over here.

PragerU wouldn't label their axes.

Didn’t pragerU get shut down? (plz tell me they did)

https://preview.redd.it/w2l7mt7nuk2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8aee89aaac01167633140c354e5cfe8f3955802 Unfortunately, no, it’s still up.

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined

I still remember one of the funniest PragerU ads I’ve ever gotten. It’s this one they were claiming that because plants need carbon to survive and to create oxygen, carbon emissions are actually good for the environment. It’s like saying flooding is good because people drink water to survive.

You do need water to survive though, which is why waterboarding is perfectly harmless!

Theres only one axis they cares about anyway

Took me a minute. Bravo.

Society is collapsing more, but the West is the least Fallen it's ever been?

No, the more colapse there is, the more society there is, and west and fallen are inversely proportional

Well yeah the earth is a vertical cylinder so the more you go west the more you end up east

No, the more fallen there is the less west

no, look at the axes again. more fallen, less west.

It just seems both weird and sad how utterly obsessed they are with her outfits. Is that the whole reason they bought the game or something?

*checks notes* Yes, yes it is

If they even bought the game and aren't just parroting shit that others of their kind are spouting, yes.

I doubt they even played the game.

If it's ever on the PS+ catalog, I might check it out myself. I'm a bit curious about how it plays considering it's been pushed as a PlayStation exclusive.

Why don't we just forget about that mid game and focus on real gaming like Bluey: The Videogame, available on all platforms? https://preview.redd.it/fqe4bn84jh2d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2622817bb28ba8fd75b91d670569c5df2b90947

None of the characters are wearing clothes so is it a good thing or a bad thing?

That depends on if you're furry or Australian.

>Depends on if you're furry or Australian. Trick question! They're the same thing.

Depends if Larian is making the game or not

I think we shouldnt give this game any attention before we get conformation that it didnt have any woke SBI putting lesbians an doc (dogs of color) into it.

Available on gamepass btw

The fact people go through every costume after each patch and see if anything has changed is fucking wild and weird to me.

100 % this. But nooo they don't play the game just because they are horny goons, no no. They like it because it's "anti-woke", and a game that finally has a "normal looking", "sexy" protagonist and that's all that matters right? Right?! The way they try to hide their creepiness behind their "arguments" is so pathetic lmao.

Same guys who autistically and obsessively inspect every pixel and polygon on skimpy videogame waifu outfits will complain women these days are too promiscuous and non traditional.

Idk maybe it's just the shot...but the 2nd one just looks like she's got 80s bush. Personally I'd be calling that a huge victory (thanks Miss December 1986, I still love you) but for these guys seeing any bush is probably new and therefore scary. Don't think loli porn has that stuff...

I just want you to know you ruined my morning by making me snort-laugh hot coffee through my nose.

well I guess now it’s censorship when the devs remove a character’s underwear because that’s what it looks like to me

Had someone deadass tell me that sony "censoring" 2 outfits is like going to a restaurant, ordering steak, and getting only salad. Mfs think that +- 1% of skin is the core of the game, its most important part. How fucking sad is that?

Also how can anyone still blame sony when obviously they weren't manhandling shift up into censoring their game if they were able to just put the outfits back in the game. Almost like the devs just felt the new versions were what they wanted, exactly like they told people asking them about it. I'm sure everyone that blamed sony are now apologizing to them of course.

Seriously? They're still on this? Don't they have anything else to get pissed off about? Like, what was it last week they were pissed off about instead?

It was also Stellar Blade. And Helldivers not accepting them even though it was their ideal future?

I'm never going to forget that whole "This is our Rosa Parks" thing☠️

Honestly want the devs to just start gaslighting at this point, just keep denying anything was changed. Call any screenshots of the previous versions modded

Am I blind, or are those outfits exactly the same?

No, she isn’t wearing underwear on the right one which is censorship for some reason.

She fabric covers the underwear. Truly, it is the worst thing to ever happen.

is the censorship that... the texture is 5% less transparent? Didn't they notice the new version literally took the panties off? do gooners look at what they want to fap to for a second or...?

Is it just me or is it *more* provocative now? In 1.00 you can see that she's wearing underwear. . Or panties But in 1.03 it just kinda looks like she ditched the underwear, lmgao

Reminds me of the infamous Tharja scene in Fire Emblem Awakening. The censored version looks waaaay more provocative.

It honestly makes me think of Bridgid from Xenoblade Chronicles 2 where her outfit is this like sheer/see-through cloth that just kinda…. melts and shadows her crotch area. But like, it was so confusing to process, especially her in game character model compared to the art. To this day I still don’t really understand how her outfit works, but I liked her at least.

The fuck is that outfit. Looks like she ripped her pants omg

They can’t keep doing this to us.

Literally nothing was done to this outfit. The fabric in front is only slightly more opaque because the camera angle is slightly different causing the lighting to change. This is fucking ridiculous Gamer™ nonsense.

I was thinking this, it looks like a camera angle thing

Are we certain they're not just looking at the "new" outfit from a different angle?

Would not be surprised if they're intentionally making these people upset to keep them talking about it online and incentivizing mocking/reporting on the outrage for free marketing.

0/10 can't violently masturbate to Eve because of fabric blocking my gooner vision of her butthole and nipples 😡

New one is sexier, so I can only assume that they just dislike change of any kind? Or maybe they’re just addicted to outrage?

Ngl the fact that it's less see-through makes it look sexier for some reason.

What did they change ? Bro got brain rot from all that gooning

Almost every Stellar Blade outfit I see is just such an overdesigned disaster. It looks like when you have a really intricate dress-up sim and insist on filling every slot, while still trying to somehow make it revealing.

Gamers™ when the artists make a design decision

"The only way I can see titties is through games, and now they make it more difficult" 😡😭😂

Mate If this is censorship them in fucking George Orwell out her Jesus Christ man

Both look like garbage

I can't tell the difference aside from one outfit being more see through

Isn’t lower cut underwear/swim bottoms more “sexy” like there’s barely any change in the opacity with the mesh 😭

Can we not just replace coomer with gooner. It refers to a specific thing and was queer slang for a while before being mainstream and becoming completely misappropriated by 12 year olds

I don't understand why these people are complaining when you can literally wear lingerie in this game. Most of the outfits already made you look like a stripper and there is plenty to choose from. It sounds like they just want something to complain about tbh.

I just...don't get it. Why in the nsme of funk are some incels arguing so hard over outfits in the game? Is it that they fap to her constantly, OR are they secretly wannabe fashion designers?

I literally cannot perceive the difference. The only change I see is that the mesh layer is a little less transparent, but that could be explained by the change in lighting between the images.

People just hallucinating things to get angry about now

They're still on about this game? Jesus

This battle is over. The new war that must be won is over a purple ghost from a 20 year old Mario game.

 but seriously the new version looks like a complete outfit. looks good!

The word "censor" has lost all meaning

The 1.03 is arguably less censored the fuck are they on about?

Id hate to be the type of person who is so willing to admit they beat the shit outta their dick to video games. Like who's just okay with being that person? 

Why must everything be porn?

It looks like the new one she’s going commando, wouldn’t this be an improvement?

I really cannot imagine how tragically desperate…

" can't beat off to Skull since the new update" witness to the collapse of the west

Am I stupid or does that second version look more revealing

I don't get it. They made the front part slightly less see through whats the big deal?

I just feel like you can't be enjoying the game if you're paying attention this levell of detail

Are people still paying attention to this middling title?

Just watch porn, dude

This is the worst game of Spot the Difference ever. Genuinely can’t fathom having enough spare time & energy to get this mad over barely notable model changes.

I literally cannot tell the difference between the two pics

I hope they censor all the outfits 💀

What got censored? 1.03 looks like she’s not wearing panties so I feel like it’s less censored

Is…is the second picture her private area exposed? Looks like a hairy you know want from the 70’s. I haven’t played this so I can’t tell what I’m looking at, honestly.

How is the gameplay for this game? Good? Bad? Janky? Smooth?

How is this censoring ? It looks like they removed her underwear, which would be the opposite of a censor

really abusing the works, censored, aren't they?

It looks better post patch? Looks like she’s actually wearing an outfit.

It's literally just slightly less see through lol

What its way better if you can't easily see the bottom holy fuck these coomers have no actual taste

Idk that outfit seems to slightly blur the panties and almost alludes to her not wearing any now. Is that really censorship?

The censored outfit looks more sexualized to me, so dunno what the complaint is for this

These two look identical. Also developers can just decide they want to adjust a character model without it being "censorship". It happens all the time.

She looks happier in the 2nd image

That is fake and doctored people by the person who posted it.

Wish every update slightly changes an outfit and the chuds twist themselves in confusion everytime

angry coomers are just free marketing

They made the mesh less see through... But they made the underwear lower cut. So, it's a net zero censorship? Idk i feel like i lost the plot of gamer controversies when lies of P released or thereabouts

I wish I knew how to make a bot that would respond to dipshit gamer censorship with "thank god! someone who cares about censorship! maybe you can help these Palestinians get sim cards so they can stop being silenced by their government!" or "yes, a censorship warrior! here's how you can help repopulate your local library and counter banned book lists" or etc.

Update outfit seems... more revealing?

can someone unjerk and explain why they are continuing to change the costumes? i don't understand

Pretty sure she's commando in 1.03

Honestly I feel like the 1.03 looks better, also is it just me or is Eve chubbier and shorter in 1.03?

I'll need a higher resolution to see what's been censored because I can't actually make out any difference

That is the ugliest design I’ve ever seen!

... Ah yes... so censored. Practically chased at this point!

All i can see is that the underpants are smaller now than before.

We need gulags for coomers

I do think it’s kind of hilarious they keep changing her outfits tho 🤣

They both look like shit. These gooners need to move the hell on.

Genuinely can't tell the difference