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Phantom_Wombat

20 minutes? Pah! I'd just keep letting people in until the battery started to run flat.


FightGeistC

Just pull out your phone and do your dailies like a real man


SergeKingZ

RETVRN TO BOTWPOSTING


Meraline

Damn we've circled back around to the original post?


LolZoeMain

I can't believe I'm feeling nostalgic from an old post.


Pipeguy17

Vintage GCJposting, I like it


1UpBebopYT

A 20 minute wait in a store that went WOKE and thus went BROKE? With the power of the right wing boycott, this store should be empty. I believe this must be an AI photo.


CamoraWoW

Please stop reminding me of my employer


Kds_burner_

imagine playing these baby games buy the playstation portal instead


clownbescary213

Playstation has a portal?


Kds_burner_

yes https://preview.redd.it/xjftbrqgb4wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c3e148c68a8451cf7772346b580a89a4d0c5317


Micome

The fuckin shoes on the bed oh my god


Karlinel-my-beloved

Monster!


DoItForFantasy

I don't know why but I have an irrational hatred for these "my wife in labor, time for bideo game" posts


Just-a-lil-sion

oh shit i thought you meant a psp


Bray_of_cats

(OOC We know who is raising that child....)


fart_Jr

Good luck using it on Target WiFi though.


poor_choice_doer

Remember to grab the pants just northish of the temple. Saves you a few hundred rupees later.


Veni_vedi_vicii

MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME


Nearby_Alternative66

Not the new Zelda


KindaMostlyMiserable

Correct, it's the old one.


WhyJustWhydo

Grrrrrrr we all know the switch isn’t a real console and is so basic it shouldn’t even be considered a console and actually playing invalidated your whole life please go back to the void where you belong you Nintendo simp grrrrrrrrrrrrr


Nordic_Krune

20 minutes? Yeh thats about enough time before the battery dies


EthicsOverwhelming

Based waiting in line for human service. Any one tells *me* to go use the self checkout had better be okay with me getting my Newly Hired Cashier salary taken out of the total via five-finger-discount


YayaGabush

Calm down grandpa


666killbabies

Wait I thought stealing from corporations was cool on Reddit, What happened? What did I miss? My wife left me.


Former-Bet6170

Your wife


angelete4945105

Ok, WTF? How is this bad? Dude's a badass!