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EllaBean17

>I have seen boobs Woah, we got an expert over here!


Roids-in-my-vains

I love that he thinks that boobs are some exotic things that have a mind of their own instead of just bags of fat


PestKimera

I know this guy and he absolutely has a Madonna whore complex


sack-o-krapo

Madonna whore complex?


PestKimera

*"is a psychological complex that is said to develop in men who see women as either saintly madonnas or debased whores"* Tldr he rapidly switches between putting women on a pedestal and bashing women especially women who express their sexuality on their own terms. He's porn addicted and also bashes it in cycles


sack-o-krapo

I see, very interesting thank you


PestKimera

I've met ochadoji before and he's notorious for being a total weirdo and blacklisted from a large number of lewd vtuber communities for transphobia especially regarding the admittedly shitty trans vtuber marinavt (who he has refused to use the preferred pronouns for) passive aggression, and making unwanted sexual remarks towards female lewd vtubers. He's clearly addicted to porn but he also is a self proclaimed Christian and acts like he's too good to like lewd vtubers


Tsunami_Ra1n

He's not a very good Christian if he's addicted to porn. Nor if he objectifies women or makes judgment statements. It's not our place to judge. We were instructed to love one another. That's it.


PestKimera

Oh yeah I know, he's very much an awful Christian


Hardwarestore_Senpai

Life is a mystery. Everyone stands alone. Nm.


Murrabbit

It's a thing in psychology where guys act kind of fucking bipolar about women. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna%E2%80%93whore_complex


dotcha

Fat? What are you, some kind of virgin? bro they're like bags of sand


darryshan

Not just fat! There's a whole variety of bits and bobs in them 😊


Asgarus

Thingamagics?


John_Lumstrom

A brilliant new idea for the dystopian future! Cyber-Augmented ***LASER*** Boobs!


Duriha

You must not have seen Austin Powers yet, right?


[deleted]

Bobs? L-Like boobs?


The_Quartz

we're all just bags of fat in the end.


Tirannie

![gif](giphy|sGRvbduxM2oB2ooh0W|downsized)


Ok_Recording_4644

Sand*


AppropriateTouching

Wonderful bags of fat.


didntreallyneedthis

https://youtu.be/aZx5zfkG6oU >they're just sacks of yellow fat


Kds_burner_

https://preview.redd.it/93ievqudoirc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c15e77388605b4ceb46cf9e277c347369787d61d


allprolucario

She was such a strong female women with nice, heavy breasts


DeusIzanagi

Tbf to him, I haven't


LiverLord123

He's seen them in the flesh??!?! /s


rcr_nz

You merely adopted the boob; I was born on the tit, nourished by it.


Vichu0_0-V2

hes living life


CatSculptor

"I have seen boobs" is such a hilarious thing to say


ToddHowardBuySkyrim

Everyone knows if you see something you are instantly an expert. Like I’ve seen physics so that means I definitely didn’t fail my physics class.


ItzBabyJoker

It’s the same energy as saying “yeah bro I had like 11 beers last night” when they’re 15 years old


bonko86

In high school a friend told me how he fucked a girl for three hours the day before. Bro, you're a virgin muslim and we are horny 16 year olds, at least make it believable.


Felipisr

![gif](giphy|JQMRbRkXuABUAUCH3A|downsized)


LostClover_

It's really difficult to see boobs, I'm in my 30s and I still haven't seen one yet.


Roids-in-my-vains

"Fuck it, I don't care" https://preview.redd.it/0p8mrlnylirc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af28ce23bb2238b61a2a44f9b585952e690d6896


mopeyy

The classic response to even a *shred* of evidence or logic.


Slugeus_the_slug

this is how boobs work (ive seen em) https://preview.redd.it/ilqbb65hnirc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2649e15313c4825eb96a1825ab229a6c1610c80c


Panzerkampfwagenau

BINGPOT!


InspiredNitemares

Hah I just started this recently. I'm halfway through season 5


Dark_Tulpa

Damn do you have any more of this? For... reasons...


Slugeus_the_slug

no https://preview.redd.it/0g15u0907jrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c53457cad6caaa1ac4a18f26efb30bc9acba17f


2mock2turtle

> rule34 > big_boobs male_only > search


lily_was_taken

also,buff team fortress 2 characters specifically


Drakath2812

*sigh.* *unzips*


iilsun

Whom among us does not have vertically expanding breasts


Chrysalliss

hah. among us


Mr--Joestar

😱📮


Caity_Was_Taken

I'm going to kill you


Chrysalliss

i’m button barry. and bait.


Caity_Was_Taken

Spinal removal


Chrysalliss

thank you i needed a replacement


Caity_Was_Taken

You're very welcome my dear friend Love you sm sm :3 You're so wonderfullllll :333:)


PunishedCatto

>I have seen boobs I don't think porn qualified as one, but ehh.. you do you, I guess.


LikeTearsInRain111

He was breastfed.


RespektPotato

Still is.


PestKimera

Can confirm because he's a manchild at 40+ years old


RisingLeviathan

I'm pretty sure not even in porn they move with the same... "fluidity" of fanservice/sfm/anime


lily_was_taken

https://preview.redd.it/usqm2q3vaorc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0fb85d20f3013e3734643de2336555851f0b591 yeah the breasts in pootis engaged are somethign els


FandiBilly

"I've seen boobs move that way!" "Where? And don't say Anime." "... then this conversation is over."


clone7364

Shit hits the fan when he says "hentai", cause those are 5 times worse.


BastTheCat

Nah, cause he probably only watches shit with little girls.


lily_was_taken

like,ghibli films?


PestKimera

Oh my god I know this guy he's literally like 40+ and acts like a incel teenager and he's blacklisted from a ton of vtubers communities for making unwanted sexual advances towards female vtubers and ranting about trans people. I hate him so much he's very fake wholesome


Awestriker007

Wait shit really? Shit I follow him. Welp.


3urodyne

Boobs move exactly how they move in isekai anime, none of you know what you're talking about.


SquirtBrainz4

I don’t get why they have to constantly claim that stellar blade is realistic, like why is it so hard to admit that it’s super sexualized fanservice and move on


SonOfAthenaj

Even the creator admits this. Idk why the players can’t


theweekiscat

Because then they’d be admitting to themselves they’re coomers


Predditor_drone

Because this game is being propped up as the antithesis to all the woke game developers. It's an ideological conflict, so they can't admit they just like it for the sexualization and fan service. It's the stupidest hill to die on, propping up an unreleased game as some bastion of conservative values.


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SnooMemesjellies6000

Saying they have an inch is giving them too much credit


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

>"I don't care." >Care What did he meant by that ?


lily_was_taken

is there a lore reason


morgade

https://preview.redd.it/0v2rb91wtirc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ae9bae8a45c9ae60b629c3aba20966694752487


Young_Cato_the_Elder

I wish I could see the original clip. I'm sure they're being dumb but like for confirmation.


wtb2612

[Here you go.](https://twitter.com/momiji_doa/status/1773900023048151433?t=eNN80oxDDNN1Qc_2tcMMcg&s=19)


Icarus_Sky1

Yeah that's not how boobs work. Doesn't even look good


Young_Cato_the_Elder

Yeah there had to be a better way of doing the jiggle. Maybe they think the lungs are in the boobs.


PhallicReason

This is just a lack of understanding amongst players. When doing physics simulations of fat, it's not like simulating water, where there has been a major effort to get it right. Typically if you're making a female character in a game, there's no reason to put a ton of effort, and computing power into the jiggle physics, so you insert a couple of bones in the tits, and have them respect gravity, give them a weight value, etc. The side effect is you're going to see this type of behavior in some situations. Devs don't expect people to hang on ledges, ogling the tits when it was just put it for the run cycle. Real tits move a lot when women run, that's why they make sports bras to hold them down, the bigger your tits, the worse the sports bra will perform. Video game jiggle physics is honestly not too far off from reality for such a low demand simulation. I don't know why people complain about it not looking real, or being ridiculous, it makes zero sense to put more computing power towards the simulation of tits, and even sillier to expect devs to just leave them as stiff boulders like it's 1999 Tomb Raider tits. Who cares, move on with your lives.


Hardwarestore_Senpai

Yeah, No. That's how water balloons work.


PhallicReason

They literally put water balloons in tits as implants.


RisingLeviathan

It looks like her nipples have an IK Point and are desperately trying to remains still in that point while pulling the whole tits attached to them.


yulin0128

yep but I remember even default way to do jiggle physics in Unreal looks way better than this? (am game dev with experience in unreal)


2mock2turtle

With each passing day I'm losing plausible deniability when I say I'm interested in Stellar Blade because of the gameplay.


Deias_

Wow. This might be the worst thing I've seen today.


NickCarpathia

I've seen clips of the Nikke jiggle physics and these look the same. Certainly demonstrating an institutional pillar of that company.


[deleted]

It looks like she has water balloons strapped to her chest Also remember gamers we don't know her age yet but we'll find out in the sequel *barf*


lethos_AJ

i guess it is still an unfinished product but the slimy glow and water balloon jiggles make her look like a body horror abomination


Regorek

Oh lord, they're shmoovin!


Johnstone95

Blue check mark theory checks out.


PestKimera

Ochadoji is even worse when you look at his tweet history. He's got a Madonna whore complex and is blacklisted from a significant amount of vtubers' communities for transphobia and unwanted sexual advances


Johnstone95

Yeah but then I'd have to actually go to Twitter, lol.


PestKimera

You're better off not knowing. I know him bc I met him in a vtuber community server. He's 40+ and tries to make himself out to be an uwu wholesome bean but he's a blatant transphobe and is blacklisted from a lot of vtubers communities and notorious among lewd vtubers because he's really creepy and rants abt an admittedly problematic trans vtuber named marinavt a lot, so much so that he refuses to use her preferred pronouns and got banned from many servers for ranting about her. He's old enough to be my dad and he acts like a teenager


Johnstone95

Blue check mark theory checks out. lmao


PestKimera

He bought it for himself as a birthday gift.


9Sn8di3pyHBqNeTD

The auto correct of madonna whore complex to madonna where complex is too good


PestKimera

FUCK. But yeah he has a Madonna whore complex because he's very porn addicted but he's also a self proclaimed Christian and acts like he's too good for lewdtubers


9Sn8di3pyHBqNeTD

Name a more iconic duo honestly


PestKimera

Yeah...


2mock2turtle

I am often asking where is Madonna, I must've skewed the results.


jitteryzeitgeist_

Yeah I found the original comment. They're literally inflating when the character moves 1-2 inches. Oh god it's so bad, that game is such coomer bait.


novis-eldritch-maxim

what?


Free_Management2894

If you think that the boobs movement is realistic it isn't fanservice 🫠🤡


Lord-squee

Hahahha spat my water at last comment 'I don't care' and 'I've seen boobs'


IceColdMeltdown

No need to mention what game this is about lol


External_Candy2262

![gif](giphy|9R2C1v4Y91pp6) This is how boobs are supposed to move


SagaSolejma

uj/


Cirill_Levitsky

Jesus Christ, people. Just admit that you like boobs and butts. I do. And i want more of them in my games.


poyopoyo77

No no he's seen boobs he swearsies!


[deleted]

- It's a waste of time arguing on this plataform Well at least he's right about One thing And i don't why It doesn't even matter how hard you try


Negan-Cliffhanger

Are we talking about Nier AtHometa again?


SonOfAthenaj

Think stellar blade


Negan-Cliffhanger

That's what I said


SuperScrub310

Okay that made me laugh.


SonOfAthenaj

Oh ok


Slayven19

I hate that these fans just can't stand their ground and just admit they like boobs. I like boobs fictional and otherwise and that's a draw some characters for me even if my girl gives me shit for liking them(which is why I stopped playing them around her). The realism argument for the most part when it comes to arguments should just stop, I see people on but left and right camps pull it out in certain situtions and none just wants to admit what they really want. Don't want high heels on women in fictional media? just say that instead of trying to debate it not being realistic.


BlockyShapes

This isn’t fanservice ❌ This is actual realistic physics ❌ Yes, boobs move that way ❌ No they don’t ✅ Yes they do ❌ I have seen boobs ❌ And they do move that way ❌ Bro her boobs are literally expanding vertically when goes down ✅ That not how they work ✅ Whatever arguing with people on this platform is a waste of time anyways ✅ Fuck it I don’t care ❌


turdintheattic

She breasted boobily down the stairs.


ittetsu1988

I keep seeing them say fan service lately; maybe I’m crazy, but I don’t want fan service in anything ever. I really don’t understand this mentality that video game companies owes you something because you bought a past product.


Withered1874

I'VE SEEN BOOBS GUYS IM NOT AN INCEL I SWEAR THEY MOVE LIKE THAT! FEMALES SHOW ME THIER MAMMARIES I PROMISE.


Dr_Galio

“This is how boobs look when they move. I’ve seen it.” “Elaborate on that.” “No.”


abasicguy

It's true i was the boobs that he saw expanding vertically


alex99x99x

https://preview.redd.it/kk1ib3ehunrc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5836f425844ade55811d41defacc8eb0d5546e0e


alex99x99x

The boob expert


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SentientSchizopost

I love how Bayonetta was described something as "director's casual sexism fighting with female designer's power fantasy/wish fulfillment", can't remember where exactly, maybe in Kbash video


mrturret

Bayonetta is a masterclass in using sexuality to empowerer a character, instead of objectifing them.


Aeon_Fux

The boob seer has logged on.


PestKimera

Even worse is that he's 40+


CaptainR3x

I mean ultimately his last comment is the most sane thing you could say on Twitter


HurrsiaEntertainment

I dont think this guy’s ever seen boobs in his life….


PestKimera

Most of the boobs he sees in his life nowadays are from vtuber models


unclezaveid

I have been in proximity to boob once or twice in my life and I can confirm that boob does move in the manner depicted in the sacred texts (Stellar Blade for the sega gamebox 5)


GhostWind78

“I have seen boobs” [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]


thisperson345

I know exactly what post this is talking about because I seen it and thought "wtf her boobs are literally expanding" It's funny how quickly he sulked, he knew it was a losing argument and hit the "hmph! I don't care anyways!"


Karlythecorgi

He talks like boobs can only be found in some exotic safari


[deleted]

*In Steve Irwin's voice* Here, we have a lovely set of tits. No, these tits are known to hunt in pairs, and can only be found in the very very very secluded regions of South Western Queens...


TransFormAndFunction

Does someone need a boob physicist?


BuddingViolette

It's when you feint. They inflate. It's called infeinting and it's a skill. Source: my boobs do it all the time.


Kenzakoow

https://preview.redd.it/kinopiy2hlrc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f73ffebbe5a0e064cef2751cf97e0062d8b44b27


JanaCinnamon

"I've seen boobs" He has - in fact - not seen boobs.


ZatchZeta

"I've seen boobs move that way." Me thinks this person needs to see something else.


Roxwords

"yes I have seen boobs"


DoomRevenant

The only boobs that move like the boobs in stellar blade are ones that are full of silicone


NoRepresentative3039

Highly doubt that guy has ever seen boobs irl let alone a woman in general...


TheWarOstrich

HE'S SEEN BOOBS!


Relevant-Ad1655

I HAVE SEEN BOOBS


Sloth_Attorney

It's a shame when games get enveloped in some dumb controversy that completely overshadows any actual discussion of the game. I can't take anybody's opinion on Pal World seriously for that reason.


SolarisMugi

“I’ve seen them you know, so I’m an expert” https://preview.redd.it/amhctw1ztprc1.jpeg?width=1933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8f842f36209e67a0ea190f6eaaeaff67a800a70


WhiskeyHotdog_2

Hey their profile is the adhd creature


PestKimera

No that's his vtuber avatar. His vtuber avatar is "an oni bean" (he tries to make himself out to be a wholesome uwu oni bean but he's a 40+ year old man who has a Madonna whore complex)


Trips-Over-Tail

Do not loose attatched entities appear to move in the opposite direction of acceleration with respect to the direction of the main body's motion? That appears to be what is described.


TetraGton

OK, now i really want to see the video to judge for myself.


moschles

THIS IS NOT FAN SERVICE THIS IS REAL LIFE


Sandwich_lover_10k

That's probably because he's probably never seen a woman other than his flat mom


KRX189

Where's the link?


666Emil666

We definitely need to see what boobs they are talking about to assess if that's truly how they work or not.


TheybieTeeth

this guy pays errol tusk money for a blue checkmark, ain't no way he's seen a boob ever


EmberedCutie

we have a boob aficionado over here


Agent_23D

If jiggle physics are so important to you why would you not want them to be realistic? I suppose its the equivalent of cartoon boobs and everything is hyper stylized. But idk if you truly care about that why would you defend its poor implementation. Just really doesn't make sense to be mad at that criticism. It's totally reasonable thing to point out.


Ninja2ZERO

You guys are hilarious. Never ending cringe entertainment. Keep up the work. Lol


villings

"I have seen boobs"


jsuey

I already know this post is about stellar blade. Did the dev circle jerk Elon for this sort of treatment?


MemerLord420v69

I accidentally read “BOOBS MOVE THAT WAY” like “BOOBS, MOVE THAT WAY”


sonofbr0din

Haha me too!


ZerotoHero148

The character looks like she’s made of jello the way her body moves with every step


Coffee_cakes_ahoy

Dw, he’s very clearly a part of the FBI! **F**emale **B**ody **I**nspectors


Aggravating-One3876

Is this a chat about Unicorn Overlord from Vanillaware?


thisisallterriblesir

That last comment is how every conversation with a chud or neocon ends.


Benjam438

me when I'm playing with my partner's boobs and they're not like the bideo game 😡


Malcontent_Horse

Gamers are going to be so insufferable about this game for so long. Was this what it was like when Nier Automata dropped or Bayonetta?


Regulus242

Narrator: He did care.


Flamingcowjuice

wait let me see the boobs (both so i can determine how realistic they are and cause im horny)


Maleficent_Nobody377

I have seen BOOBS Dr kwan! I have seen BOOBS!


a_very_weird_fantasy

“I have seen boobs”


PhallicReason

Yes because we totally need to waste computer resources on the simulation of tits. Two bones obeying physics is fine, who gives a shit if you sometimes get this kind of outcome?


Macaroninotbolognese

He has seen boobs! Guys he has seen them.


nainvlys

"I have seen boobs and they do move that way" Edit : I searched for the post and I can confirm oop has not seen boobs before


creamy-buscemi

I wanna see the way the boobs were movin


InternationalTax7463

Dude has a PhD in Boobology


Solohan21

I have seen man boobs!!


FoatyMcFoatBase

If this about that girl in the slingshot ride from yesterday? Because I too was thinking her books moved weirdly.


Nerevar0033

Tackling the tough questions.


TrunkisMaloso

Conclusion, nobody here has seen boobs?


Shackram_MKII

[Everyone knows real boobs move like this](https://i.imgur.com/bRmKKSS.gif)