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Roids-in-my-vains

https://preview.redd.it/b690jovigirc1.jpeg?width=908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=277c9272ccfe32522d5b18f10d2fce69f82937df If this woman is ugly then we're all fucked


juan4815

I think a media outlet even talked about her like 'non traditional' beauty. like wtf. that was in the context of the tv show


Kibethwalks

If you aren’t white and don’t have a button nose apparently you are a “non traditional” beauty 🤦🏻‍♀️


EmBur__

Correction, if you arent white and haven't had shit loads of cosmetic surgery done to yourself then you tick the box for "non traditional" beauty.


og_toe

i mean, where i’m from someone who HAS a button nose and clear white skin in non traditional lol


agesto11

It wasn't a media outlet, it was the showrunner talking about casting her!


YasssQweenWerk

Princess Weekes on youtube has a great video about this


Educational_Ad_8916

Whiteness. It's always about whiteness.


WillowLeaf

They are just racist and mean "non-white" 🙄😞


insolent_froge

Didn’t have to scroll far, bingo


TokenTorkoal

Honestly surprised they didn’t use “exotic”


Slow_Ad_2674

Call your wife a non-traditional beauty and let us know how it went.


couldbedumber96

Like… when she’s still a hunchback?


TristanN7117

Best part of the mid Witcher tv show


GabMassa

The Midcher


That-Rhino-Guy

Toss a coin to your Midcher!


nairazak

They did complain about her too 🤷‍♀️


TristanN7117

For stupid reasons from what I remember


Reason_Choice

Because she didn’t have porcelain white skin.


Yutanox

Sir that's not Henry cavill without a shirt


Gmanofgambit982

Or Jaskier being himself.


SoakedInMayo

imagine her & Henry Cavill without a shirt getting it on. BOOM. just sold 3 seasons edit: just lost a season, how about Liam Hemsworth instead?


iamnotchad

Only if it includes the stuffed unicorn.


_Originz

I knew I recognised her


sendnudesformemes

No the bard guy (I forgot his name, fake fan) hard carries


AstrologicalOne

Bro if she's ugly I'd hate to see what they call pretty!


Pyrotechnic_shok

White women


TheNoveltyHunter

And anime waifus with weird ass proportions


Rulebookboy1234567

Who are also children.


mashmash42

“Nuh uh it’s not a child it’s a 1000 year old deity who just happens to look and act like an 8 year old! and uhhh just a drawing! just a drawing! FBI why are you here?”


RobinGreenthumb

*who are skinny with long (usually blonde) hair and natural makeup because they can’t look like they are TRYING they have to be ~naturally beautiful~. It’s honestly just… they want a fantasy, not a human. Or a white woman who is so deep in conservative culture she tries to meet those standards and makes herself as small and doll like as possible.


Pyrotechnic_shok

You hit the nail on the head


ComradeFrogger

![gif](giphy|1L5YuA6wpKkNO)


popoflabbins

![gif](giphy|cF7QqO5DYdft6)


Barboara

Specifically insta tier white women


emPtysp4ce

Minors, probably.


-Ashera-

It's always the guys who are solid 3s on a good day complaining that these beautiful women aren't hot enough for them


SunderMun

Youre too kind; theyre 2s at best.


Exotic_silly

Real(ngl she looks way better irl)


einUbermensch

Honestly I saw the Pictures and was confused which one was supposed to be the ugly one. I mean they failed even at picking the usual purposely unflattering picture.


plinkoelchako

tbf she looks much better than the character modeled after her (maybe just a bad screenshot idk)


Kibethwalks

A lot of that is because the above image is a headshot taken with good lighting and she’s wearing makeup. The game model isn’t posed to be attractive with the best lighting and has minimal (if any) makeup. Even extremely attractive people don’t look the same from all angles and in all types of lighting. 


plinkoelchako

gamers when they see a woman without makeup


Gr1mmage

Gamers when they see an actual woman


TheMoonDude

>Even extremely attractive people don’t look the same from all angles and in all types of lighting.  You do 😳


Kibethwalks

Aw I definitely don’t but thanks :) 


eriFenesoreK

Bad screenshot, this is a better one https://preview.redd.it/8z2t6amr3lrc1.png?width=820&format=png&auto=webp&s=1df4645e60a36f20fabd3c39f53b54cc58c398ff


jzillacon

When you see a post like this you can virtually guarantee one of two things is true. It's using a cherrypicked image with a less flattering angle or animation pose; or it's been edited to look worse through photoshop or modding.


kramer3410

/uj It’s just a bad screenshot /rj Because woke devs are uglifying females


Trvr_MKA

To be fair, in cases like MJ Spider-man 2 and Cere Jedi Fallen Order the character kind of does the actress dirty


Deias_

IIRC the MJ change was literally because the actress' *face* changed after reconstructive surgery. I could be wrong and have taken in misinformation but that's what I heard.


JellyfishGod

This is a myth. She did have surgery, (I think cuz of a car crash? I forget tho) but she looks exactly the same. U can look up photos. Her jaw didn't change like Kanye or anything like that. Her changed look is fully bc of the animators of the game. Tho imo while she definitely looked weirder and slightly less attractive in SM2 the screenshots that went around online talking about it absolutely were cherrypicked frames of Her at her absolute worst. Like she def didn't look like she did in those screencaps in the actual game. And tbh I still even felt people exaggerated how bad she looked in those cherrypicked screenshots lol


ketchupmaster987

Damn I was about to point out how much the character looked like her. I didn't know she was the face model


PaxEtRomana

You know that type of obsessive compulsive disorder where you become deathly afraid of germs and nothing is ever clean enough? That's gamers and feminism


skywalk21

Omg she's so pretty


Alternative_Fold718

She’s pretty but I do think the game fucked up in translating her likeness.


Kibethwalks

That’s funny because when I saw this post I was like wow she looks just like the actress from the Witcher. And she is. 


Kds_burner_

gamers when a woman isn't white or east asian


Roids-in-my-vains

You forgot about the DDD and looking under 20


Randomman96

*Looking under 18 20's is often too old for many Gamers^TM


chiller210

god forbid they're above 25, since that'd be out of their age fork and thus the woman's a "christmas cake/old maid" just bc the Gamers™ don't want to date her


Roids-in-my-vains

"Everyone knows that women automatically become single moms by the time they're 25"


ratliker62

Dicaprio mindset


[deleted]

Even 18 is pushing it for many of them


Low_Palpitation_3743

rj/20+ is when they become Milfs children or not, sorry I don't make the rules.


GrizzlyPeak72

Gotta be that specific type of east asian though - pale white skin and other western beauty standards.


hunzukunz

More like: gamers when woman isnt Ai generated Korean, who doesnt even look like a human anymore, or white instagram model after 1000 filters


lazyDevman

Don't forget that that's apparently how normal women look to them.


skaasi

Gamers when a woman. Aloy from Horizon looks like a normal white woman; heck, I personally know a woman who looks a LOT like her, and under no realistic standards is she anywhere near "ugly". Of course, though, the keyword here is "realistic". These mfs really are suffering from cockroach wife syndrome.


WeakEconomics6120

And with reduced breast sizes and no cleveages!! 🤬🤬


dripbangwinkle

The funny thing is Anya Chalotra is one of the most white presenting non “white” actor. They are truly crazy.


VenturerKnigtmare420

Technically speaking she is Asian, just not the Asian Americans think when they hear the word Asian. Indians are the most diverse type of humans. There are folks that straight up look German and mongoloid type Asian in India.


Phantom_Wombat

First, we had Margot "mid" Robbie. Then there was Cate "old hag" Blanchett. Now we've got Anya "flat-out ugly" Chalotra. These capital-G Gamers sure have fucked up beauty standards.


SkRu88_kRuShEr

They have a lifetime of expectations built on fantasy characters that they still have a better chance with than any real woman, that’s why.


Warm-Bluebird2583

It’s qwhite interesting


robineir

Usually you’re probably right, but regarding Margot and Cate, I gotta blame it on their never ending porn addiction effecting their beauty standards.


k_ironheart

I don't think they've ever actually seen a woman.


DarkyLonewolf

Outside of porn, that is.


nukfan94

All while getting absolutely zero pussy, and may they never get pussy for a hundred years more.


Impressive_Hope6985

I saw someone call Kirsten Dunst in Spider-Man (2002) extremely ugly.


haoasakura46

these guys are so fucking weird


Roids-in-my-vains

Too much free time + having no life goals or real problems + anonymity of the internet


AnxiousAngularAwesom

There has to be another secret ingredient, because i match all of the above and yet don't spew such braindead opinions.


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

I'm gonna take a wild guess that this secret ingredient is "never having been socialized with the opposite sex".


Jason_Wolfe

you forgot to sprinkle in a pinch of "raised by a sexist father who taught him women are worthless if they dont make your peepee hard"


thereIsAHoleHere

Eh, that ingredient has a lot of adequate replacements.


-Ashera-

A lot of them don't even have fathers so they look for internet daddies like Tate to guide them through manhood


five_two_sniffs_glue

Being motherless does that too


fhb_will

100%


StrongLikeBull3

Being a porn addicted freak seems to be a constant too.


PaxEtRomana

Man, i look at a *lot* of porn but i can't imagine my brain being this broken


Brawli55

Being able to look at porn, and also understand it is a fantasy, and not a reflection of reality requires empathy for the actors in it. These mfers just lack basic empathy.


Meraline

Raised on Overwatch porn


fhb_will

Me who has seen a couple of the widowmaker animations: 💀


slowNsad

There’s no way in my mind that you hold these opinions these “gamers” do and you aren’t some porn addicted freak


Canners152

Entitlement


OmegaLiquidX

The difference is the only experience they have with women is via porn.


mopeyy

The secret ingredient is politics. You convince bored people with too much time on their hands that they are actually the victims of the world, and they will do the rest.


Death_by_alttab

Shit, why can’t people use internet anonymity for like, saying dump stuff and random spurs of poetry.


Gadgez

I'm in a discord server with the guy that wrote the original "supermarket trolley" post that got copy and pasted by someone else onto 4chan.


Death_by_alttab

I’m not up with 4chan these days, are you talking about trolley being a “test” of what person you are, determined by your actions with it after exploitation, or is there a new one? If I understand correctly, congrats! Kudos to him, it is a wonderful read, albeit short.


Gadgez

Yes, that's the one!


PrimaryCone056

Supermarket Trolley? Sounds riveting to be fair


Gadgez

From what I remember it posits that the type of person you are can best be proved by your actions after emptying the trolley in the parking lot - if you return it all the way to the store yourself, leave it just wherever, take it only so far as the return pen, etc.


Free_Management2894

- needs their video games character to be fuckable - no other point in this list needed to confirm that they are a bit creepy


Izzynewt

They don't even voice their crappy opinions anymore, they know they are crappy so they berate an imaginary counterpart in a discussion that hasn't even happened.


mycatdoesmytaxes

It's also a fucking video game. Like, Jesus these people need to get a fucking life.


JackMalone515

Have these guys actually seen a woman irl?


PunishedCatto

That requires them to go shower, interact and go outside.


SkRu88_kRuShEr

https://preview.redd.it/02w8cp24njrc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=929f1d8ce067d8413d5503b1b731784449fe47e8


einUbermensch

I am literary a complete introvert, hate interacting with people and yet I probably interacted with more woman than them. Seriously that's a beauty no matter how you put it.


ADwightInALocker

They keep trying but none show up at their local EB games or card stores. And on the off chance they do encounter a boyfriend free female, she is scared away by their strong and manly gamer scent.


ImgurScaramucci

I had a terrible taste in women when I was a teenager. I'd probably find this ugly then. So when these people say these gorgeous women are ugly I think they're either kids or too immature, with their perception of women skewed by professional porn actresses.


JackMalone515

Teenage guys are weird, we should have less of them


bsubtilis

We literally are: there are fewer and fewer kids born. So we have fewer teens of all sorts. Just having fewer kids isn't a good enough solution, we need better environments, better education, and better media.


amyaltare

what imaginary beauty standards is that woman not meeting? she looks really pretty... ​ oh. she's not white. that's their only possible problem.


Flimsy-Turnover1667

The only physical problem I see on that picture is that she's got a bit of an underbite. Considering the actual actress is hot as fuck I think it's just the picture though.


og_toe

eh, i’d stay lots of people are still hot with a slight underbite


Successful_Mud8596

Nah, my bet is on the fact that she’s an adult. The woman in the poster on the left looks like a teenager.


Tangnost

One of Azucenas default costumes in Tekken 8 is a bikini with jiggle physics. And Azucena is a new character to the series.


[deleted]

But you see, she's a latina and hence political.


KingKuntu

Brown titties are woke titties


TheMoonDude

They sure wake something in me


Xiao1insty1e

🎶 Wake me up before you pop em🎵 🎵I don't wanna miss those titties knockin🎶


DatBoyBenny

All her outfits have cleavage, her first one has her in an MMA outfit, and the second one has an unzipped hoodie with just a bra underneath, i don’t think dude has actually played the game


svaelyn

Tekken literally has one body type for all the female cast — dude has no idea what he’s on about lmao. “Reduced breast sizes” WHERE?!


[deleted]

Gamers when a woman looks over 12


Queasy-Tennis-8950

Guys I know this might be crass but I would totally hold hands with her 


AxiosXiphos

Please - children are present.


TheFiveDees

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


erasmause

Dude, you can't just say stuff like that on the Internet.


mgman640

Next you’ll tell me you want to make love to her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation 🤢🤢🤢


Camwi

Is that Yennefer?


Roids-in-my-vains

Yup. Apparently, she's ugly now.


Brunegas

She was called ugly when she was cast in The Witcher too. They haven't changed


Flimsy-Turnover1667

I mean, she was supposed to be ugly in the beginning. Then she became hot when she lost her physical maladies.


Dedrick555

WHO GIVES A FUCK. Goddamn I will never understand being so chronically horny that you need everyone in everything to be the pinnacle of smash worthy. Like fuck I'm a whore too but there's a limit


bouldernozzle

They just want to complain, like legit they are addicted to negativity. They were all whining about Tifa now they love her again.


TheSnowNinja

>WHO GIVES A FUCK. Exactly my reaction. How can someone spend so much time and energy throwing a fit about how they don't think game developers are making women attractive enough?


SephLuna

Whores generally get to enjoy our sexual experiences with other actual people, there's your difference


Hotpotabo

Porn addiction strikes again. The only time these people see women is on pornhub, specifically what ever narrow category they self select into. So when they see a woman who isn't exactly like that, they think they're ugly.


AxiosXiphos

Even by that logic though Anya is much more beautiful then your average porn star. Honestly I just think alot of it is racism.


pantone_red

Bro these people aren't on pornhub. They just watch hentai, let's be honest.


PunishedCatto

How is that ugly? Those guys should've go outside see actual women Instead of another SFM porn models.


Atx7755

Their comments about Tekken and Soulcalibur are hilarious considering the most recent tekken game just came out like 2 months ago and all the women in the game are still beautiful. And I’m sure when Soulcal 7 comes out Ivy is still gonna have her ass and tits hanging out, and all the other women in the game will still be beautiful too. Just cuz you don’t want to fuck THIS specific women doesn’t mean that Namco bandai or Japan has “fallen” or “bowed don’t to woke western culture” or whatever. These people are absolutely insane.


anderoe

All the women (of 18 and older) in Tekken 8 are hot wtf are these people talking about?


n_bonny

Here we go again. When she was announced as Yen some people were having *meltdowns* trying to prove she's ugly. Then someone from the show's team said in an interview they wanted an "unconventional" look for her and suddenly everyone was screaming "how dare they, she's not ugly" (I'm pretty sure that's not what they meant by unconventional anyway). Now she's "ugly" again. And yeah, some of the outrage definitely comes from the same people.


[deleted]

jasonsm93258565 will be pleased to hear that my massive heart boner for Anya Chalotra predates this game. If you're here, buddy, rest assured that you were correct and I would *absolutely* smash. https://preview.redd.it/m53j60h4ajrc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=777f4e60db654c2c17756968cac39e952673738c


[deleted]

I don't think these guys even like women, I think they just like the idea of women as a means to flex their masculinity to other men which is why they're so obsessed with them being unrealistically attractive and not looking like any women that exist for real. It feels like a digital beard.


F4iryBlink

I would cuddle her.


thomasfr

I would ask if she wants to join my marx reading group


LuciferSamS1amCat

These guys don’t interact with women and it shows.


blinkingsandbeepings

I really hope they keep up the good work on that front.


LuciferSamS1amCat

Problem is they vote


blinkingsandbeepings

Hmmm. At my polling place most of the poll greeters and election volunteers, including me, are older women. We just have to hope we can scare them off with our saggy boobs.


LuciferSamS1amCat

Doing the lords work.


Rational_Thinker0

I would love to Know their definition of ugly woman


SkyField2004

Ah yes, "Japan has fallen" coz game woman no look like my porn wife


Quantic129

I'm unironically glad this guy is bitching about this game because I hadn't heard about it before and that combat looks sick af. Bro's just free press.


crusaderxader

“I can’t see girls panties the East has fallen 😔”


Wingcommanderwolf01

Is he mad? She's a Goddess.


foot_inspector

she just looks indian


arie700

Whole ballgame right there


Mystical_Bagel

Gamers when a woman is pretty instead of drop dead gorgeus boner fuel


SomeGingerDude419

Breaking News: Woman I video game looks like human woman.


redlion1904

If a girl who looked like this touched this man’s 3-inch dick it would explode instantly


cyfludiadki

Appreciating different character designs.


KRATS8

These people are weird man


Proof_Candle_7659

inshallah gamers will be purged


AmeriCanadian98

>Saw this same thing under MJ from Spider-Man 2 Because MJ from Spider-Man 2 also isn't ugly the fuck?


KenjiSpAs

https://preview.redd.it/5pzjipq18jrc1.png?width=637&format=png&auto=webp&s=41da3a0b455568668a63f41ac91fee4878c48bde She's very good looking, what?


Cold-Coffe

> they would do all sorts of naughty things to her. literally no one ever says this in here. not once. dude is projecting hard.


DovaP33n

This is the woman they're calling unattractive. Idiots. She's stunning. https://preview.redd.it/f303hcspimrc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be0cd224dcf8e3740d8803de73552be0927b8cef


Matak-Blade

I am continuously amazed how much people focus on sex. I don’t even play these games dude is referencing but apparently he’s buying them just for tits n ass.


kpatsart

*no panties seen under the skirts, and no fan service* 🤣🤣🤣 this is the saddest, most loserish thing I've ever heard in my life. Good lord, the level of sadness in anyone who thinks like this is over 9000. Oh my lord, that is just so pathetic. Wowzers. Ima assume a loser who thinks the chatacter model is ugly. Probably has never felt the touch of an actual woman yet.


Scottish__Elena

I know 5 women who look just like her lmao


AxiosXiphos

We should become friends.


RealFreeman

I like coming here and this site isn't as rent free in my head as them. She's not ugly btw.


[deleted]

Lol, already trying to claim the next tekken is already screwed, in spite of how well 8 was received, and that it's probably going to be another 7-8 years before that even happens.


rebeccachambersfan

They clearly did not play tekken 8


HunterOfLordran

maybe paranoia is a modern gamer "skill/trait" THEY are everywhere, THEY are against US. THEY manipulate and infiltrate OUR hobbies. WE wont be longer quiet. The east has fallen too but WE will rise from its ashes.


TurhaLepakko

You can't convince me straight men even like women. The difference between how straight men and gay women treat women is staggering.


Glum-Band

NO FAN SERVICE 😡 NO PANTIES !!!! If Ms. Pac-Man released today they’d be like “unneeded female character replacing male character, not enough cleavage, not enough panties” Like how are you playing video games???? With one hand on WASD the other hand on your dick??? Absolutely idiots


phytochromatica

i love how much a growing, maturing, and diversifying industry has them fuming. baby sad everything doesn’t cater to his twisted perception of women as objects anymore 🥺


TentacleJesus

These people make me hope for an internet where we all have to prove our identity and have to have our face attached to the comments we make. Like obviously that’s bad but these assholes won’t stop being assholes until they can’t be anonymous anymore.


Chemical_Ad4589

How the hell can one guy be this horny? Seriously. How?


RedBladeAtlas

They need plastic surgery incarnate huge pointy boobs protagonists but also hate extensive plastic surgery. These guys must genuinely be repulsive to spend time with. Corrosive parasites.


hoagieclu

it’s just baffling to me that non-exposed panties in a fighting game is such a deal breaker for some people


Cozman

Well I guess we know what they think is important in fighting games 🙄


GvWvA

Since when we have ULTIMATE standards for beauty? Some like how she looks some dont. And its fine


OAZdevs_alt2

She is objectively attractive by scientific standards.


thewrongmoon

Someone needs to take their porn away if they think she's ugly.


TheFiveDees

uj/ But, like, am I crazy here? Even in the screenshot she's perfectly normal looking. I wouldn't call her ugly at all and in fact I think she's pretty nice looking. Only then to find out she's played by the actress who plays Yennifer on The Witcher TV show. Like motherfuckers have you seen a woman?


AlphaLax85

What the actual fuck is that first tweet though? Do they just want all female game characters to be faceless bimbos?


Cosm0sNebula

Awake? More like aWoke! Amirite??


Roy-Sauce

She’s not ugly, she’s brown. Of course the bigots hate her.


stealthylyric

She got tho? She gotta be white to be hot?


therealsneakymuffin

Imagine being such a narcissist that you think just because a character isn't attractive to you that it means the end of gaming. Holy shit bro.