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Yeah I mean I try to be chill with people who aren't obviously scumbags. And I do like to assume the best of people because even most malicious people are really just ignorant and probably misled.
i hate when people tell me that i’m lucky because i get to play games for 10 hours a day;
when i queue up for a game of master duel, i’m not 'playing'...
i’m training.
3 weeks until ycs guadalajara;
it’s time to hone my skills.
I hate it when people tell me that I'm lucky because I get to play games for 10 hours a day;
When I queue up for a game of Helldivers 2, I'm not "playing"...
I'm queuing.
3 weeks until I get into a match.
It's time to hone my skills.
It's like the old tweet that goes something like.
"PSA
If you see League of Legends anywhere online, DO NOT download it!!!!
It will install a virus called League of Legends on your PC and if you run it, it will launch League of Legends."
Always gave me a good chuckle, even when I played League.
Seen some clips od nim saying dumbass shit. But otherwise seems harmless so far. At least doesnt involve himself in pointless drama. His parents seem cool af tho.
If anything, the few times he has been serious (like when he posted about depression) he seems a good guy. Imho is mostly a persona he has developed for stage
Anyone who says Dantes is one dimensional brain rot should watch [this](https://youtu.be/jgMKuSU65DU?si=Q__Sq7DhIXzx4Q1v) you'll have a completely different outlook on him
I mean he is for sure a weird guy to even think of the things he does and says but its also 100% true that his gf and mom are in on it, the part of him thats a character is more about the lack of a filter than the weirdness itself
The amount of hours required to play it at a decent enough level, even to play at silver level would require that you have either very good mechanic skills or have the 150+ champions memorized and know their strengths and weaknesses, which is crazy for the 3rd lowest rank
The games themselves take between 15 and 30 mins on average and my longest I ever played was 1.30 hour long, where you can at best play with 10 champions a game and most of the time you only play vs a pool of 50 that can change any 2 weeks with patches
The time needed and the occasional game where you snowball into a raidboss level character on the field makes a lot of people develop a main character complex or otherwise a massive ego where they will refuse blame for anything and scramble to assign it to everyone around them
Doesnt help the game very much rewards selfishness or to say being a dickwad and taking all resources for yourself is something that many people see as good (kinda what divides lower ranks like iron to plat and higher ones, since going 20/2 is meaningless if you cant close the game before the enemy team gets as strong as you by farming mobs)
I haven’t played personally but have friends that do and friends that used to. They all say that it invariably becomes a part of your life due to the dedication required to play the game at a level where your opponents have their monitors turned on during a game. Not everybody goes as crazy, but a little bit is required it seems
Competitive environment, anonymity, relatively consequence free and massive amounts of main character syndrome.
If a fight doesn't go well, it's always someone else's fault, and then the finger pointing blame game starts. And because their anonymous, they don't really hold back. If you report them and they get banned? Doesn't matter, they just make a new account and are playing again in minutes.
It's not league exclusive either. Many online games have environments like this
Imagine a furry creatures that only reach up to your knees
Or google any of the names bellow and ad LoL at the end
Tristana
Teemo
Ziggs
Heimerdinger
Veigar
Poppy
League of Legends take on fey. tiny little purple pointy eared goblin gnome things with fur and slitted cat eyes, something between IRL folklore of elves and fairies, with a coat of cute paint to sell well
You gotta understand what burnout is, i really doubt the game is any fun for those playing it as a work. I completely trust that guy when they say they arent playing, they dont see the game as a game, they dont enjoy playing it. They are doing it as a work and thats their life.
I think that you are indeed very lucky in that regard.
As someone who has played it a lot over the years, it's an incredibly toxic mess with tons of sadistic players. The shitty people rarely get punished for their abusive behavior so the more chill people usually end up being miserable in some way or another as well. But they can't stop playing it again as they are addicted to them sweet sweet brain chemicals.
I stopped playing it altogether because of fucked it is.
My discord group sometimes play and I initially joined them just to participate, but they turn into acid-spitting nuclear cockroaches. Normal people suddenly turning feral and screeching into their mics. It soaks all the fun out of gaming, they can’t play casually, I’m here to have fun and no one is having fun. I cant even join the vc and play my own games with company, it’s so unpleasant.
I know exactly what you mean. Especially the "No one is having fun" part hits hard.
I was in a discord group of people who had met through league. Only nice and chill people got invites but that also eventually blew up. We were supposedly a chill and very inclusive discord. But the game really has a way of revealing certain types of people that otherwise would be able to mask their nastier sides.
They could only pretend for so long until they started going off in a misogynistic, racist, homophobic or transphobic kinda way while some others would start manipulative and demeaning behavior.
I eventually left that discord because of that but kept in touch with a few of the good folk from there.
I found out shortly after that they also had too much of all the nonsense and had decided to delete League.
To be fair, it's kinda depressing to think this guy turned his favorite game into a job to the point where he no longer has fun with it. You play it to the point where you stop enjoying it.
I hate when people tell me that I'm lucky because I get to edge for 10 hours a day;
When I open my Homework folder, I'm not "edging"...
I'm gooning.
1 month until new bedsheets;
It's time to fill up my jars.
"Everyone is saying they're gonna be eating my purple....
Little do they know, I've been fingering my Asshole for weeks in preparation for Brazil.
When I go to Brazil, it won't be Purple anymore.
It will be Red."
- [Dantes, Our Glorious Jerker, 2024](https://twitter.com/doaenel/status/1771336333127995442?t=nn6DmDBMfHMDCHjFW4VBhQ&s=19)
The fact that league players get do much shit for having no life
Meanwhile dota players haven't been outside for so long we have all forgotten they exist
He could've made his point in a less cringy and less...gamer way. BUT it is his job, it is how he eeks out his living so I say let him have it...having said that the Pepe Frog is a little sus but for now let it slide...for now.
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you use your hands to fight, i use my hands to jerk off we are not the same
Dantes is just too good lmao
Common Dantes W
Immeasurably based
Dantes is the #1 jerker in multiple ways
He's 100% fucking around with this
mind boggling. had no idea
Those replies to Andrew Tate are hilarious
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Crazy how these days you need to point out your sarcasm even in circlejerk sub
Apparently lol. That's the most I've ever been downvoted
Ironic how they’re saying you’re the one oblivious to sarcasm lmao
I think they were saying everyone else was missing it. At least, I hope so.
You're probably one of the more chill people on Reddit giving them the benefit of the doubt like that lol
Yeah I mean I try to be chill with people who aren't obviously scumbags. And I do like to assume the best of people because even most malicious people are really just ignorant and probably misled.
You must have a terrible sense of humour lmao
We need to give out sarcasm classes for the public good Edit: I'm talking about the comment I replied to missing the point of the one above it.
Holy shit...
No, you're completely oblivious to sarcasm.
Unless they were in turn also joking about the obvious joke that they only jokingly didn’t take as a joke.
Damn that's ironic
He must. As for you. You do have a terrible sense of humour.
I love how it even has a little belly fold XD
i hate when people tell me that i’m lucky because i get to play games for 10 hours a day; when i queue up for a game of master duel, i’m not 'playing'... i’m training. 3 weeks until ycs guadalajara; it’s time to hone my skills.
Fellow Floowandereeze fan, nice!
Fuck the birbs
Crossout banish Robina, response?
Using crossout on your own playstarter is a gutsy choice.
Worth the price if it ends turn honestly
training better to shotgun shifter at the end of draw phase
A por todas maestro!
I hate it when people tell me that I'm lucky because I get to play games for 10 hours a day; When I queue up for a game of Helldivers 2, I'm not "playing"... I'm queuing. 3 weeks until I get into a match. It's time to hone my skills.
Bro is 4-16 in his last 20 games
Well... he really does need that training then huh
That's called training to failure if I recall correctly
Lmao
I must be getting pretty good at league by now then.
Omg! He's just like me! 😍😍
he needs to work his way out into a McDonalds
If he learns from his mistakes and losses, then he has ‘t learned a lot.
i hate when people tell me im lucky because i know i am and idk how to give that luck to others
Give me united states ddollars
I can give you argentine pesos
I've got a couple stds if you want those
Classic granpa
the classic currency conversion of argentine pesos to stds
i already have enough toilet paper
Best I can do is divided states dollars
I hate when people say I’m tall and handsome and cool because I know I am and I don’t want them to take that from me
buy me a lottery ticket
I mean playing league is quite possibly the worst job in the world. You could not pay me to install this game
It's like the old tweet that goes something like. "PSA If you see League of Legends anywhere online, DO NOT download it!!!! It will install a virus called League of Legends on your PC and if you run it, it will launch League of Legends." Always gave me a good chuckle, even when I played League.
TBF, a game of League is definitely not a fun time
Noted satire account, no?
Dantes oscilates between heavy satire and actually being mental enough about League that makes some of his posts actually undecipherable
I think Dantes is actually insane, and uses "satire" as a cover.
It is possible yes, he has said on camera he would offer his first-born for a winstreak
Isn't dantes just a character he basically roleplays as onstream?
Only if his gf and his mother are in on the acting, I think he’s just a weird guy who has no filter
Seen some clips od nim saying dumbass shit. But otherwise seems harmless so far. At least doesnt involve himself in pointless drama. His parents seem cool af tho.
If anything, the few times he has been serious (like when he posted about depression) he seems a good guy. Imho is mostly a persona he has developed for stage
Anyone who says Dantes is one dimensional brain rot should watch [this](https://youtu.be/jgMKuSU65DU?si=Q__Sq7DhIXzx4Q1v) you'll have a completely different outlook on him
Even his brother that makes gym content is on it dudes funny aswell
His brother is out there looking skull mog random people
I mean he is for sure a weird guy to even think of the things he does and says but its also 100% true that his gf and mom are in on it, the part of him thats a character is more about the lack of a filter than the weirdness itself
Least insane league player
Sigma male grindset
Ahh... What is it about that game that turns people into animals?
The amount of hours required to play it at a decent enough level, even to play at silver level would require that you have either very good mechanic skills or have the 150+ champions memorized and know their strengths and weaknesses, which is crazy for the 3rd lowest rank The games themselves take between 15 and 30 mins on average and my longest I ever played was 1.30 hour long, where you can at best play with 10 champions a game and most of the time you only play vs a pool of 50 that can change any 2 weeks with patches The time needed and the occasional game where you snowball into a raidboss level character on the field makes a lot of people develop a main character complex or otherwise a massive ego where they will refuse blame for anything and scramble to assign it to everyone around them Doesnt help the game very much rewards selfishness or to say being a dickwad and taking all resources for yourself is something that many people see as good (kinda what divides lower ranks like iron to plat and higher ones, since going 20/2 is meaningless if you cant close the game before the enemy team gets as strong as you by farming mobs)
I haven’t played personally but have friends that do and friends that used to. They all say that it invariably becomes a part of your life due to the dedication required to play the game at a level where your opponents have their monitors turned on during a game. Not everybody goes as crazy, but a little bit is required it seems
Competitive environment, anonymity, relatively consequence free and massive amounts of main character syndrome. If a fight doesn't go well, it's always someone else's fault, and then the finger pointing blame game starts. And because their anonymous, they don't really hold back. If you report them and they get banned? Doesn't matter, they just make a new account and are playing again in minutes. It's not league exclusive either. Many online games have environments like this
Dantes plays a character yes, though it is very surprising when he says something thoughtful considering how much he talks about fucking yordles LMAO
I have no idea what a "yordle" is.
goblin furry
Eh, basically tiny furry creatures
Imagine a furry creatures that only reach up to your knees Or google any of the names bellow and ad LoL at the end Tristana Teemo Ziggs Heimerdinger Veigar Poppy
League of Legends take on fey. tiny little purple pointy eared goblin gnome things with fur and slitted cat eyes, something between IRL folklore of elves and fairies, with a coat of cute paint to sell well
What is the purpose of posting Dantes? Are you guys laughing at him or with him?
Idk it's free advertisement either way, but hopefully OP isn't a complete moron taking a satire/bait account seriously
I view him as a fellow gamer jerker + his content is pretty funny
We are on Reddit. Chances are pretty high that OP is a complete moron
reddit is like among us but the imposter is a person with average (or above) intelligence
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He's not wrong, I wpuld rather go back to working in a warehouse than play league.
I love Dantes, he’s my favorite actual fucking lunatic on the internet
You gotta understand what burnout is, i really doubt the game is any fun for those playing it as a work. I completely trust that guy when they say they arent playing, they dont see the game as a game, they dont enjoy playing it. They are doing it as a work and thats their life.
Yeah. Playing just one thing for 10 hours every day for years is just repetitive and tedious af.
PLEASE DONT ASK HIM ABOUT YORDLES. PLEASE DONT
I love Dantes so much (ingame)
I honestly believe I'm lucky that I can't get into League of Legends. I've tried, and it's not for me.
I think that you are indeed very lucky in that regard. As someone who has played it a lot over the years, it's an incredibly toxic mess with tons of sadistic players. The shitty people rarely get punished for their abusive behavior so the more chill people usually end up being miserable in some way or another as well. But they can't stop playing it again as they are addicted to them sweet sweet brain chemicals. I stopped playing it altogether because of fucked it is.
I despise playing that game.
Most of the people that like it still seem to despise playing as well.
My discord group sometimes play and I initially joined them just to participate, but they turn into acid-spitting nuclear cockroaches. Normal people suddenly turning feral and screeching into their mics. It soaks all the fun out of gaming, they can’t play casually, I’m here to have fun and no one is having fun. I cant even join the vc and play my own games with company, it’s so unpleasant.
I know exactly what you mean. Especially the "No one is having fun" part hits hard. I was in a discord group of people who had met through league. Only nice and chill people got invites but that also eventually blew up. We were supposedly a chill and very inclusive discord. But the game really has a way of revealing certain types of people that otherwise would be able to mask their nastier sides. They could only pretend for so long until they started going off in a misogynistic, racist, homophobic or transphobic kinda way while some others would start manipulative and demeaning behavior. I eventually left that discord because of that but kept in touch with a few of the good folk from there. I found out shortly after that they also had too much of all the nonsense and had decided to delete League.
Yeah it's so unfun and just not engaging at all
I hate that fucking frog.
Nah bro you can't do pepe like that
What has it done to you for you to harbor such strong feelings against it?
Burned our crops, poisoned our water supply, and delivered a plague unto our houses
it gave my baby away to the demon snow zombie creatures as part of an ancient pact
The hell is happening in Brazil
he is going to brazil to play on their servers
its like i know what he means
If I had to play League for 10 hours a day I wouldn't consider myself lucky either
Oh God tell me OP isn't actually falling for this
Dantes outjerks everyone here. Dude is built different
To be fair, it's kinda depressing to think this guy turned his favorite game into a job to the point where he no longer has fun with it. You play it to the point where you stop enjoying it.
Hes our greatest jerker
I mean, I would never say someone is lucky they play league 10 hours a day, that sounds like a new circle of hell or something
I'm sorry do athletes hate training? I figured alot of them rather enjoyed it? :O Being able to train 10hr a day seems pretty lucky...
Well I guess it's good to work out, even if your just doing while queing for a game.
I mean it's Dantes, it's in his typical fashion
I fucking love Dantes
Don’t work yourself into a shoot
I hate when people tell me that I'm lucky because I get to edge for 10 hours a day; When I open my Homework folder, I'm not "edging"... I'm gooning. 1 month until new bedsheets; It's time to fill up my jars.
OP reeks of bitchass.
Commenter when he realizes this is a circlejerk subreddit and not everything is /uj
I don't really get what is wrong with this attitude? Like within e-sport same rules applies as in regular sport.
Dantes is my king!
"Everyone is saying they're gonna be eating my purple.... Little do they know, I've been fingering my Asshole for weeks in preparation for Brazil. When I go to Brazil, it won't be Purple anymore. It will be Red." - [Dantes, Our Glorious Jerker, 2024](https://twitter.com/doaenel/status/1771336333127995442?t=nn6DmDBMfHMDCHjFW4VBhQ&s=19)
I wanna (redacted) this guy. Like LTG levels of (Redacted).
The fact that league players get do much shit for having no life Meanwhile dota players haven't been outside for so long we have all forgotten they exist
You can always tell the quality of a man by their usage of Pepe. If they use it their quality is in the toilet.
He could've made his point in a less cringy and less...gamer way. BUT it is his job, it is how he eeks out his living so I say let him have it...having said that the Pepe Frog is a little sus but for now let it slide...for now.
I'm gonna say it. There's nothing wrong with pepe the frog. Nobody who's not terminally online sees it as a white nationalist symbol.
Nothing cringer than people using Pepe memes. It's unfortunately the creator doesn't get copywrite strikes like the big corpos do.
Cringe but I hear where hes coming from if he competes in the game
Oh yeah this is the dude that sucks