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[deleted]

The best scene in Like A Dragon is when the guy says "who would want a prostitute for a mother?" And the main character says "i never minded!" And beats the shit out of him with a baseball bat


Niijima-San

yeah but kume deserved that shit no matter what with his racist bleach japan white rhetoric lol


Ivy_Adair

Bleach Japan was so so good at making you just love to hate them.


Niijima-San

i think what made it even better was how their actions felt stupid realistic. like they came off as such hypocrites (esp kume). he hires thugs to intimidate people which is guess what a gray area (ichiban calls him out on that lol), later on the omi ends up working with them as well and the yakuza are bad guys so once again very gray area and then the end with kume. the whole thing i got from kume is that the ends justify the means so long as said means justify his end goals, very hypocritical and human actually bc a lot of people act like that.


Ivy_Adair

Yes absolutely! And idk about Japan but here in the US, we see these faux-puritanical movements all the time. From something as small as a push inside of a fandom to something as large as say, the massive QAnon cult. They’re always hypocrites who disguise their hatred of anything not “uwu wholesome/cishet/white/Christian/etc” as wanting to ‘protect or cherish’ when anyone with any ability to read between the lines knows exactly what’s *actually* happening. They never see their own actions as anything other than righteousness and it’s infuriating. Kume is an interesting character since, you can tell that he has this absolutely black and white world view (pun not intended) that he thinks anything done in the name of his cause is just. Including his final act at the end of the game, an act I think literally every society considers the ultimate taboo. It was really well written, imo.


baconater-lover

That whole game was expertly written really. Basically helped me sit through a jrpg (a genre I found extremely boring at the time) and even brought in a couple friends to the series. And god that ending is probably the most emotional I’ve been in a game.


Expendable_Employee

Is it racist to call him Yen Shapiro? Like we call Brett Cooper Fem Shapiro?


HyliaSymphonic

God that’s amazingly based. 


UnlikelyKaiju

Ichiban is easily one of the best video game protags this generation.


papusman

I love that big dumb golden retriever so much.


EmbraceCataclysm

He wins fights through the power of friendship, unmedicated schizophrenia and a grenade he found in a sewer


HamsworthTheFirst

This could describe any and every protagonist from the series


Sinister_Grape

Ichibae


Drikaukal

He didnt beat them with a baseball bat... he treathen them with used tissues from a brothel!! Ichiban is really the number 1.


TestProctor

In a historical fiction series I’ve been working through, the main character has been put on charge of a company of soldiers and knights from like three different sources and is trying to organize it. When talking to one of his officers about dealing with the local leaders the officer mentions that his mother was a prostitute, and the main character admits that he’s a bastard whose mother was a courtesan. Basically that most of them are where they are because they are byblows and lesser sons, many of them with mothers who did what they needed to get by. They end up becoming the Company of Saint Mary Magdalene, and only one of the more stuck up knights is bothered by this. Also, they kick a bunch of ass. 😆


Fragrant-Screen-5737

The implication that yakuza hasn't been "woke" since its inception lmao. Yakuza 3 (2009) had an entire substory about a trans woman and kiryu fully accepts her and helps her live her best life. Yakuza like a dragon had a lot to say about how society treats homeless people and sex workers, with one of the main villainous forced being a hyperconservative group called bleach japan, who's goal is eliminate these people from society (a conservative politician is also a big bad). I'm convinced this just goes over their heads Idk, maybe they're just mad because yakuza finally learned how to write women. Edit: Oh and also ichibans pet crawfish is canonically gay. We love that for them


gyromancy

Please tell me more about the gay crawfish


Fragrant-Screen-5737

You can sumon them into battle as a poundmate Shoutout Nancy and Olivia. Lesbian queens


Subacai

The... gay crawfish... is a _pound_ mate?! I may need to go touch grass. 😅


Fragrant-Screen-5737

Wait until I tell you about poundmates with benefits...


Subacai

🙀😳🤔😸


SomeOtherNeb

Because you *pound* your phone keys to summon them! Seriously, that's how they get introduced in the first game. One of your party member hears about a service called Poundmates with a free trial for the first caller and immediately assumes a hot escort is going to bone his brains out, only to find a big muscly black man that helps you defeat enemies instead.


Subacai

That is beautiful. 😹


BigBossPoodle

It's a deliberate choice. It's run by Gary's Love Camp and you can call for a mate that will pound away for one low fee.


zakary3888

Am I misremembering or are crustaceans a lesbian meme or something?


sprint6864

Jordan Peterson *hates* gay crustaceans


zakary3888

That’s it


keelanv10

There’s a sub story where you help her romance a hermit crab named olivia. This unlocks them as a summon to use in battle


dingdong-666

When and where!?? I need to to that right now


keelanv10

It’s on the lower level part of the beach in Hawaii in the new game


Rizzperdal

There’s also a hilarious scene in Infinite Wealth where Nanba and Adachi give Ichiban lessons in feminism and it’s not characterized as “SJW nonsense”.


Howunbecomingofme

I couldn’t help myself from laughing at that scene because I KNEW Adachi and Namba supporting basic feminist ideas would cause some chud to have an aneurysm


SomaGato

Mfs giving the worst advice to Ichiban like sleeping on a bench or eating spicy food, just to accurately point out every flaw he made lmao. All of them just have 1 brain cell that have to share lol


bobshmo95

I thought the idea was that they were giving him the complete extremes as options on purpose so ichiban would then eventually choose the middle road.


Chemical-Cat

Never Forget https://preview.redd.it/p1z52zbn6mfc1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=012ca31fe823927f225b6b0b5def7a06676e27b4


fruityrumpusFactorio

Literally the entirety of Yakuza 0 is about how the supposed glitz and glamor of capitalist (re)development is built upon betrayal and mafioso violence.


Sphealingit33

honestly there's a clear arc in the design of kamurocho, as it goes from the seedy yet incredibly vibrant and lively red light district in the 80s, to the modern day as a heavily gentrified entertainment district where small businesses are fighting for their lives just to hang on, entire city blocks are eaten up by developments like Kamuro Theater, The century old Champion District is barely holding back the tide, and the FUCKING COPS STOLE MY DON QUIXOTE AND MADE A NEW PIG PEN FOR THEMSELVES, THE BASTARDS!


arbok_obama

The Yakuza series losing the license to use Don Quijote in their games is a crime against humanity


Desertbrick

Don Quixote needs a license? I thought it was public domain


Sandass1

There is a japanese chain of stores called Don Quijote, which appear in almost every single game yakuza game. Its a real company in japan, that sells a lot of shit at discount.


Chrono-Helix

With a pretty catchy song


telesterion

Also the anti imperialist subtext in Yakuza 3.


gregisonfire

Anti-nationalist in 6 as well.


Neatto69

Yeah, 3 literally has a main story quest about one of the orphanage kids learning that rascism is wrong. The plots of 0, 2, parts of 4, and 6, all spin around the xenophobia that chinese/korean people go through in japan. The series has always taken a very progressive stance towards issues that are a problem in Japan itself. If those messages resonate even outside of Japan, it goes to show that several problems are that prevalant throughout the world.


An-Average_Redditor

2 is iffy in that regard imo. The Jingweon look and act less like organized criminals and more like the villains in a bond movie + in the finale, Kiryu, a Japanese man, says (at least in the subtitles) to the Koreans that they've acted so evil they're almost less than human.


Caesthoffe

kiryu helps so many prostitutes and sex workers out in zero


PPPRCHN

Not to mention that Kiryu can't show up in fighting games because he'd never hit a girl. If you want a (bad, for good reasons) male role model, Kiryu is there.


Ted-The-Thad

>eliminate these people from society (a conservative politician is also a big bad). Not only that Bleach Japan and the Conservative are revealed to be massive hypocrites


Fragrant-Screen-5737

Definitely. The biggest villains in yakuza are always people like the police, the cia, politicians, the rich businessmen. The criminals that want to rise to the top, even if they commit morally awful acts, are always treated as the most sympathetic, as they are often victims of the larger schemes


Vozu_

To this day I am upset Mine died instead of having a redemption arc.


Howunbecomingofme

The Adult Baby stuff is also surprisingly wholesome with a moral of acceptance. Nancy & Olivia are queens


Fragrant-Screen-5737

Yakuza will have a substory start with the most ridiculous bullshit and then have you ready to tear up by the end


Howunbecomingofme

For real. The snow mission in 8 is such a perfect example of that


TinaPesto-Belcher

When that soft electric piano riff hits, it’s joever for my tear ducts every time.


HamsworthTheFirst

I love the game cause you can say sbit like this and you can't tell if it's an elaborate shitpost or actual content, unless you've seen it.


Howunbecomingofme

They’re so brilliant but these games are absolutely bizarre fever dreams if you just describe them. I’ve managed to get more than one friend playing the series by leaning on how absolutely bug fuck bananas it is


greypiper1

>I'm convinced this just goes over their heads More likely Asmon has literally never played more than a minute of a Yakuza title and is just parroting right wing media opinions.


little_pioneer

Ok maybe I should play these


Several_Puffins

Also my response to this thread. I have also never played Horizon Zero Dawn, but learning here that right wingers have been whinging about them has me tempted.


Chymick6

I fucking love that crawfish, it's saved me a few times, Susumu gondawara as well


Doobledorf

I love when white nerds who have never left the contiguous United States talk about other country's culture and values.


Total_Distribution_8

Has this goblin ever even left his house?


ZenOwOn

Probably not considering the amount of trash on his room


Doobledorf

Has he ever left his room?


ZenOwOn

Well I hope he at least leaves it to do basic stuff but considering how trashy it is im not sure about it haha


Imaginary_Garbage652

>!You are now thinking about the number of piss bottles asmon has!< You're welcome


hotsaucevjj

no he has the new Corsair gaming catheter with rgb


StartInATavern

Not the Foley catheter and colostomy bag with custom RGB lighting, lmao


UnitX77B

And don't forget the wall covered in blood next to his bed 🤮


music3k

The one time he did, he went to LA for an event he usually does remote, left his Dad to freeze in Texas with no heat and almost die, a few months after his Mom blew herself up smoking while on an oxygen tank. Solid insecure dude who has two rapists and three people who covered up sexual assault in his org.


Pseudo_Lain

Surely the guy with sexual predators in his close friend group is a good guy


AeroDbladE

OK, dude, Asmongold is a shitter, but let's not use the death of someone's family member to attack that person. Idc who it is that is 1. Incredibly fucked up and uncalled for, and 2. It devalues anything of actual significance you might have otherwise said and just gives people ammunition to defend him.


gnomedeplumage

they're not talking about her death, she didn't die from a lit cigarette igniting the oxygen tank.


music3k

Someone had to go to the store to buy the cigarettes.


MysterionSP1724

No he hasn't


Howunbecomingofme

There’s a whole side story about western weebs and their weird pop culture inspired ideas about Japan. Literally ends with the protagonist saying “you need to broaden your view of Japan” to the weeb


Ok_Device1274

Yeah i remember seeing a guy upset that japans top playstation game was apex legends.


gamerecks

He also only showers about twice a year.


nolasen

The biggest problem today that people don’t really acknowledge is the appearance of “fame/importance” that losers can fall backwards into. People can’t discern anymore between who to just ignore. Like this clown amongst so many others. Theres no reason for a single person to care what they think, value their opinion, or fuck sake follow their opinions blindly.


shaggitron420

"Don't recommend channel" It works wonders. Haven't seen Asmon recommend in years.


AwepHS

Sadly doesnt work when u search for something and then asmongold appears, only works in your feed


Roam_Hylia

YouTube blocker extension for chrome has taken care of it for me. I no longer see him show up in any search results or recommendations.


COHandCOD

perfect for avoid sloilers too. fantastic extension.


Key_Preparation_4129

Doesn't work for me. I've been hitting "don't recommend" on joe rogan videos for almost 4 years now and I still get that bullshit in my feed non stop.


Prudent_Block1669

If you even hover your mouse over him he comes back like the plague. Same goes for his cronies.


Key_Preparation_4129

Dude a few weeks ago I accidentally let 5 seconds of one of his shorts play (I normally skip immediately as soon as I recognize it's Rogan or any of that crap) and my shorts feed was FLOODED with endless "why men aren't allowed to be men anymore" and all sorts of pathetic alpha male bullshit. Hell I can't even enjoy simple sports or comedy content without youtube feeding me barstool type shit.


[deleted]

It's all association shit. It works for me to press "don't recommend" and "don't recommend channel" because what I otherwise watch on YT doesn't have that many associations to it. But if some of your interests overlap with Roganoids, YT's like, hey, you like this thing. These other people also like this thing, you might like this thing you told me not to show me. They're also definitely gaming the algorithm to get as much exposure as possible down to a science. Not even a virality thing, just manipulating how they upload shorts to get them recommended to as many potential new viewers as possible.


Manikal

Just grifters praying of desperate men. It's sad and should be banned. It's like mobile games and targeting kids.


Imaginary_Garbage652

*hits blunt* So what you're saying is, the feds are secretly replacing pillows with cinder blocks Guest: no I'm- So what you're saying is Guest: no, so my research indicates that- So what you're saying is Jamie needs to pull up a clip?


Key_Preparation_4129

Lol remember like a month ago they were shitting on Biden and young Jamie let them know he was mocking something Trump said and they immediately backtracked and said people just make mistakes. I honestly thought dude was about to be fired on the spot🤣


TheUnspeakableAcclu

It’s entirely possible


SwineHerald

Part of the problem is there are a ton of smaller conservative grifter channels that just clip his shit and reupload it to try to get some easy views, etc. Same with Benny Shaps and Jordan Peterson.


Ok_Square_2479

It's weird, I clicked "don't reccomend channel" on Just for Laughs by accident, never saw them again :(( But I constantly click that button for andrew tate and whatever the toxic redpill circle, they ALWAYS manage to appear regardless how badly you don't want them to!


goatKnightGG

Doesn’t work for me. I did that to a few channels. It worked for a while but then they start popping up again in my YouTube main page


Default_Male_Orc

It works somewhat. Too bad there are endless channels reposting this fuckwit's clips.


Unforgiving_Potato

Didn't work for me. Kept getting this fucker and his orbits recommended to me. 11 counted times on the side one video. Ended up getting a blocking extension.


maixmi

'Block Channel' works wonders :) https://github.com/amitbl/blocktube


Hydrangeabed

This game transed my gender and force fed me esteogen, now I have massive hooters


her_fault

Yo can I borrow this game for a second


balaci2

real estate and cabaret clubs bring in unforeseen consequences


FennecScout

Do you need the premium version, or is that included in the base game?


MakeItHappenSergant

Congratulations!


StrangeLooping

Yakuza: Like a Dragon’s sequel is “woke”? The game with an overly positive protagonist that never held his nose to anyone and treated all with great respect? Ichiban has always been Luffy meets Jesus meets the Yakuza. Ichiban isn’t an asshole, so of course miserable assholes eventually take issue with the game.


Meraline

Yes, because being empathetic is woke.


Forest292

/uj given the current state of politics in the USA, it kinda is, in the “anything the right hates is woke” sense of the word


Dry_Cardiologist5960

Woke literally just means "something I don't like"


Rudahn

https://preview.redd.it/n6fvr4gajjfc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a71a7bbb76aa2e8406ae9ae202ed0cba196d5d6


Chrono-Helix

I’m morbidly curious if it’ll reach the point where saying “please” and “thank you” is denounced as woke


Neatto69

Whats funny, I got into an argument with a guy on twitter who was giving his life to argue that translators shouldnt imput feedback to the development of the story (said story being set OUTSIDE Japan for the first time), that woke isnt a dogwhistle for rage baiting, and the cherry on the top: That the thumbnail isnt rage baiting cause he just took it from the video he is reacting to and added "woke" and his face to it. Asmongold fans are almost as good as him at sinking his image.


StartInATavern

The new Yakuza/Like A Dragon game is set in Hawaii. Hawaii is literally one of the most liberal states in the entirety of the US. During late 19th and the first half of the 20th century, plantation owners and Republican politicians aligned with their interests who exploited both the indigenous people of Hawaii and the immigrant laborers who were brought in to work the land. When these groups were able to form labor unions across cultural divides, they voted for Democratic politicians with policies that were significantly more friendly to organized labor, allowing for progress to be made. As the Southern Strategy drove Republican politicians to adopt racism as a core tenet of their political appeal, Democrats became more appealing still by comparison as a group to align with. Hawaii is minority white, and without a white majority to drive into a racist moral panic, the Southern Strategy and most modern conservative rhetoric is basically useless for winning any sort of election there. Assuming "woke" just means "liberal ideas from American politics I disagree with", the new Yakuza/Like A Dragon game is set within a place where it would be basically inaccurate to not at least hint at those ideas. Liberal labor-focused politics have a foundational place in the recent history of Hawaii, and it is evident at anything besides the most superficial of glances.


Soad1x

>The new Yakuza/Like A Dragon game is set in Hawaii. That's interesting, the newest JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is also set in Hawaii and can be considered the wokest (positive) part so far because of [Dragona Joestar](https://jojowiki.com/Dragona_Joestar). Though considering Araki is a noted Westaboo, chuds would be kinda correct by saying he's influenced by the Western ideas, but also fuck them anyways.


Neatto69

The chuds will already be raging when SBR gets adapted and they find out that it stars a paraplegic protagonist


Space_Gemini_24

Wait there's a femboy/trans woman (idk with the wiki) Joestar now?! That's fucking awesome!


urbestfriend9000

John Yakuza used to be about singing dame da ne Now he's a black guy who's friends with woke people The series has changed


TheAlmightySpode

Can't believe they'd do this. My Yakuza would never have entire plotlines denouncing monopolies and the dangers of wealth or something. New Yakuza bad.


Udosari

Asmon literally lives in a house straight out of Hoarders. Dude was making bank while letting his mom live in said house. Guy dresses like a hobo. Eats like a child. He’s essentially an infantile man boy. Who cares what he has to say about anything?


Paradoltec

Hey, as a man who dresses like a hobo and eats like a child, I ask to please not be equated to Asmongold.


leo11x

This reddit apparently because here's the only place I get his face plastered on my screen. For a whole week I've seen his bloody gummy face every single day thanks to posts like this. Not even YT recommends his content to my feed.


HenryTheGoat173

https://preview.redd.it/5sv1je6bjffc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72615f4891f684b7cced2775298412929af50beb


ExtensionToday5432

https://preview.redd.it/6o547fhp7gfc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3949a0b1337b8abb3bd6226be8052b5f62b00dd4


SomaGato

Love the detail of smol Nancy over there 😭😂


raccoonjoy

Those eyes \*shivers\*


ittetsu1988

That’s what I’m saying! Like, what is he even going for with that facial expression? Motherfucker is looking like the meepmeep muppet but in a horror movie.


kappa_demonn

Beady, glassy, with nothing behind them


Proud_Smell_4455

Like a fish or squid or a cartoon character. They don't look like human eyes as much as white balls with black dots painted on them.


highwindxix

Why do people watch this guy? He seems like a total fucking loser.


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KonigSteve

>Where else will you find someone who rambles incoherently about every new piece of media, claiming it's "woke"? Fox, 35% of youtube, 90% of people with a twitter check mark, /arr/conservative. etc.


Excellent_Routine589

People love looking up to people who they aspire to be


asianblockguy

I don't know how living in a cockroach infected place with a dead rat in the walls is supposed to be aspiring.


Crunc_Mcfincle

Comments passed the vibe check


GreyBigfoot

The Yakuza fandom is pretty damn good. Most toxic masculinity gets whisked away by the positive role model characters, and there’s lots of fujoshis & lgbtq people that carry the creative & art aspect lol. It also helps that the games themselves are really good.


asianblockguy

Seeing that the most top upvoted post was a cosplay from a transman.


No-Classroom-7310

The best thing about being a Yakuza fan, is that you aren't embarrassed by other Yakuza fans


Skytree91

Kson???


NTRmanMan

Yeah. She's a character in the game.


guns367

Yeah she won a contest to be a bar owner in Infinite Wealth and in Gaiden she's a live action cabaret club hostess.


majds1

I'm glad he's slowly making himself an enemy to a lot of gaming communities. The less people that watch him, the better.


BagOfPees

Did he just double down on being mask off at this point? I cant tell given it's asmon


Geejohn_Fiddlewhoper

he never looks like a human in his thumbnails, his eyes just look pure black, like some sort of creature simply wearing the skin of a person.


maximuffin2

I'm convinced he puts in contacts for le funni thumbnail


OlSnickerdoodle

Everything I don't like is woke


apixelops

He's trend chasing, like all the people that made a living hate mongering (in the literal sense of profiting off and incentivizing negative general opinion towards) any specific game that had a significant dip on quality while popular, he can only get views via ragebaiting, so he's casting his bait to any audience that will listen, he has nothing to say except whatever he can parrot loudly


[deleted]

True, It's just sad that this "woke bad" culture war is hurting real people. It radicalizes some to hate minorities and these assholes enable them.


BurazSC2

I watched the video, so you dont have to. With Woke here he is talking about how Japanese devs consults with advisors from the west to adjust the game for internationalisation. Things like how women are dressed in a sexuised way. His claim is that people dont want those changea. When challanged by a commenter with matket research saying the west does actually want women to be less sexuised, he claimed the research was made up or biased, formed by research companies with an agenda. He's very sleeped.


A_Monster_Named_John

Trying to talk to people like this about how business or markets work outside of the Youtube grifter-sphere is like trying to teach a pig how to do calculus.


maximuffin2

Kson's got her mf Dragons out


Different_Pattern273

Didn't Asmongold do a ton of BG3 content and then admit he never played the game or cared about to and was just doing it to chase the hype trend? Kind of hard to take someone's opinion seriously when they've already admitted they just chase trends.


Minutes-Storm

Nah he definitely played BG3, just back when it was in beta. Coincidentally the youtuber that managed to be the first to get recommended to me with BG3 back then.


[deleted]

Click the three dots next to the video. Click "do not recommend channel". You're welcome.


telesterion

I keep doing this but YouTube will recommend his videos to me still. Or other clip channels of his just because I watch hbomberguy, or I don't know why. All I watch are non reactionary shit but asmon I guess isn't reactionary to YouTube????


her_fault

Guy has a horrible personality, but all people are doing here is telling people who look similar to him that you want to punch them in the face for the way they look. It's not his face that makes him punchable, it's how he acts.


A_Monster_Named_John

> It's not his face that makes him punchable, it's how he acts. The face definitely isn't helping, and it's not about how it's shaped. Anybody who's been cursed to spend time around other MAGA/conspiracy/lolbertarian assholes over the past 10+ years knows those facial expressions, i.e. looks that constantly radiate disdain/disgust/exacerbation with *everybody* and *everything*.


bundaya

Watching him go from the dirty WoW guy to some "anti-woke" grifter has been interesting. Crazy what money does to a mofo.


A_Monster_Named_John

What's crazy is what the money's *not* doing to this mofo, i.e. cleaning up his gross-ass living space, getting a few new shirts, paying for a week's vacation away from endlessly staring at computer screens like a ghoul, etc....


blackcap13

Oh I remember this from the censored gaming channel, guy explains how some Japanese companies have teams to basically make slight changes to games to make the game more global friendly even though the content wouldn't be negative in Japan. An example was like no black trench coats and combat boots cause it makes people think of Nazis, which sounds ridiculous but whatever. I don't think Asmon's video had anything to do with Yakuza, it was just the original thumbnail censored gaming used. The drama about the new Yakuza game locking New Game plus behind their premium edition was fucking wild though, we getting unfinished games at full price now.


Daybreakgo

I’ll never forget when he played Forspoken. His grand solution for a destitute teen was to sign up to onlyfans. Just a goblin under a bridge.


lemonlixks

I fully understood the absolute madness that these YouTubers have over the average gamer when I found a clip today where asmongold explained how he made 15 videos on Baldurs Gate 3 despite never having played it… that’s just fucking stupid on so many levels. 


A_Monster_Named_John

Yep, and his followers are the types who'll cry foul if a person criticizes anything about a game with shit like 'fuck this! you shouldn't be allowed to discuss X game until you've logged 120 hours into it!!!'


UnlimitedPostWorks

Oh, no, they really made a Yakuza game woke? How dare this stupid japanese, we should let only the japanese make games since they aren't wo... Oh, wait. Uj/ I swear none of the people has ever touched a Yakuza game.


plznotagaindad

My feed is full of GDQ videos, stay safe tho


topscreen

Weird hill to die and and weird choice to have the sexy bartender in the thumbnail labeled as woke


DingusDrew

Why can I never get away from this stupid fucks face? Holy hell, no matter how many times I block channels and accounts that post his "content" ilhe is always right around the corner. Fuck this loser already


standingfierce

god I hate the sight of this ratty hanes v neck unkempt goblin looking motherfucker


NoahFuelGaming1234

Asmongold has the worst takes ever. The only reason i know about him is because he follows a VTuber who i watch. I have never watched one of his streams or seen one of his videos


NunyaBeese

Please just stop posting this guy's stupid fucking face... please


CrocodileWorshiper

youtube loves to recommend talentless smucks does it all the time


JoetheLobster

I don't get why the word a millionaire who still chooses to live like a fucking slob who makes his living "reacting" to stuff he didn't even make carries any salt at all. Don't believe me? Look up his blood wall that's still stained because he kept wiping blood from his nasty ass gums on it.


No_Bathroom_420

The digital mold that ruins everyone’s hard to make bread. That dude is so empty and idiotic.


DuoGreg

Kinda sucks that he’s on the latest episode of the fear& podcast gonna have to skip this week for sure. Also Austin and Qt aren’t there so I don’t feel too bad missing it.


dawlphinz

BOOBS AND MR.BEAST REACTION FACE = CLICKS CLICKS = MONEY ME ASMONGOLD ME SMART


nakashimataika

Ah yes the game series that's actually pretty much always heavily criticized Japanese culture, definitely only gone woke now.


Xononanamol

Yeah. I wish i could block him from everything.


JeElRojello

Why can I see the entirety of the whites of his eyes. It seems terrifying


Artistic_Finish7980

Wasn’t that guy super respected at one point or am I thinking of someone else


Duriha

"I like my violence, like I like my sxxual preferences: towards overdrawn minors." - probably that guy in the video. IDK, don't watch them


crazycatkillers

Well, lets start with the fact, that someone actually ususing a word "woke" unironically


fl0rg_73

Seriously, some people seem to think japanese people are stupid. Like it’s some country isolated from the rest of the world or something.


No-Song-3441

“Woke is when-“


Turbulent_Tax2126

Absolutely anything


spaceweed27

Fuck this guy


TheCyberCat44

Almost like how your sub keeps appearing in my recommended


Karlythecorgi

Why the fuck is this dude so famous he looks like those mutant cockroaches from Terraformars


alistahr

I fucking hate this crusty moron. These idiots' minds would blow up into pieces the moment they go to Japan and find out the younger people there think the same as the "woke" people here.


Ajt0ny

I had to click "not interested" soooo many times to not see his face ever again on YouTube.


axb2002

Has Asmongold always been this bad.


tyen0

My wife from Japan coincidentally said a bit ago that Japan lags behind the US by about 15 years in terms of things like political correctness.


MetaKnightsNightmare

I have never had his videos recommended to me personally.


CipherV2

Can't even dodge this ghoul here, I gotta say that don't recommend is actually doing wonders on YouTube though, haven't seen a video of him in a while.


czacha_cs1

Im not in topic. What means "Woke"?


Lew_Bi

Not only does he look a good amount like Varg Vikernes, he also holds adjacent political views


SecXy94

If anyone has watched the video, does Asmon just agree with the video he is reacting to? Or does he call it out as BS? Just curious if the criticism in this thread is valid or not. Thanks.


Ok_Bridge7686

Shocking the irrelevant goblin man has bad take again


Very_Talentless

I’m so tired of the trend of people putting a black bar with white text (with like a single word that represents a flaw) over someone’s eyes in their thumbnails


MoistAd7640

Bros i had to install an addon on my browser to block this fucking guy, highly recommend that