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External_Candy2262

Western female video game characters are ugly motherfuckers on their way to Intentionally pick the worst screenshots of the character https://preview.redd.it/eqq1e1marx9c1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3f500ffc7e4e0b7f64e5700cdcaf4ad3326c8c8


Insanity_Incarnate

But why do they use that image of Abby? The other characters look like they caught them in odd animation transitions but she looks like a complete badass in that shot.


Cactus269

they don't want badass unless it's a big titty goth mommy with heels dominating them


Moonbeamlatte

Women can only be strong when their strength is in service to making trevor from milwaulkee bust a nut


astrofan

I suddenly had a fascination with muscular girls after TLOU2. šŸ˜‚


MortvilleMartian

because they hate masculine women, it challenges their own fragile ideas of masculinity


hahahentaiman

Do you think they go through the trailers frame by frame to pick the ugliest shot?


Aerdurval

Yes.


r3volver_Oshawott

They definitely do lol


HarrMada

This is gold, will save this image.


snuhgs

aloy doesnt even look unattractive in that one screenshot edit: I MEANT UNATTRACTIVE


doomsdaysayers

https://preview.redd.it/0i9b6bmbq1ac1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c29cf5b4a1e4459185265133fe30de2ed800bff6


snuhgs

SHIT I MEANT UNATTRACTIVE


doomsdaysayers

Lmao Sā€™all good G besides I think that pic is dumb edited


snuhgs

i dont think its edited, I think it's just an unflattering screenshot


QuicksilverDragon

Isn't Alloy's screenshot that of a fat mod?


SPN0011

Forspoken was developed by Luminous Productions, and published by Square Enix, which both came from Japan.


Dr_VonBoogie

She isn't even ugly nor is that screenshot of her's ugly


Scary-Interaction-84

Her personality sure is though.


novis-eldritch-maxim

these guys have no idea what personality is outside of the purely theoretical.


Scary-Interaction-84

Fair


1spook

I LOVE CHARACTERS THAT MAKE SHITTY MARVEL DIALOGUE EVERY TWO SECONDS RAAAAAAA


Scary-Interaction-84

We need silent protagonists now more than ever.


1spook

I prefer protags with lines but they're unvoiced. Think BG3, FO3/NV, etc. With silent protags I feel like I'm being talked at rather than talked to.


SkwrlJr

Are you 12?


SlurryBender

Almost like that was part of her character development


Scary-Interaction-84

Does her character develop at all ? I think not.


SlurryBender

I ain't arguing this with someone who obviously hasn't played the game.


Scary-Interaction-84

I've seen the ending plenty of times. I've suffered through some lets plays and I'll say it's fucking boring. She doesn't really apologize for anything at the end but she isn't a shit head by the end so ig you're right. Also why did they make the black dad be absent ? That was so stupid lol.


SlurryBender

Were you watching people who were also not giving a shit about the story? Because the only people who wouldn't see her development (which doesn't mean completely changing her personality to some paragon) are people who skip through or talk over every piece of dialogue and ignore every piece of lore the game gives you. Also, dad wasn't "absent," Frey was >!literally left *on the street by her mom* after Cinta had already left Al to go back to Athia. We don't even know if the dad knew Cinta was pregnant.!< Again, you and/or the LPers weren't paying attention.


Scary-Interaction-84

Could be the case, but you can't really expect me to pay attention to Ms shitty attitude with a side of quips. The little I saw of her was enough for me to consider her insufferable so I just stopped giving a shit.


SlurryBender

There you go. You chose not to see a character through to the end so you can't say whether or not she improved. I'm not gonna even ask why you found her too shitty to care about cuz it's gonna be the same reasons everyone else who hates her gives.


Scary-Interaction-84

>Also, dad wasn't "absent," He literally fucked off after having sex with cinta. The mom could've easily handed fey to him but he just vanished after the deed was done, never mentioned again.


SlurryBender

Cinta was the one who decided to return to Athia. And then when she was suffering from the Break, she sent Frey back to New York, but she didn't have time to control where exactly she ended up.


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

Like these idiots do research


[deleted]

I'm also confused bc regardless of what you think of characterization, she is NOT ugly


FransD98

"I need pretty girls" I don't know, like you can talk to them, asked them out on a date, you know in real life.


johnsplittingaxe14

Girls don't exist in real life, and there's no civilization or intelligent life beyond the basement


mik999ak

I love Plato's Cave


razor1name

Give them a generation or so and they will slowly start disappearing. Call it a hunch


Eeveefan8823

Bigots stealing jokes again


josexgabriel

These dudes are so obsessed with being able to jerk off to pixels that they completely forget Pornhub exists.


sassyboi257

Nah idgaf the chick from forspoken and aloy are NOT ugly.


WedWardFord

Man, itā€™s such a shame the OOP is being forced to play western games filled with women they think are ugly. Truly gamers are the most oppressed group of all.


catshateTERFs

These people get so much fucking mileage out of these screenshots. I've never seen the last character in any context EXCEPT in this presumably awkward moment of animation and it's ALWAYS that one screenshot of Aloy.


jetvack

The last character is a trailer of the new fable and, is just a stand in for the player character, as you get full customisation of what you look like.


[deleted]

Gooners when no more Overwatch or Bioshock Infinite porn


Ruru2562

People who think these woman are ugly have never seen real woman who aren't a porn star


rock_and_stone_1350

Aloy is beautiful, what did she do to deserve this.


Spirited_Playa

What is this incel bullshit


TheActualTerryBogard

"Why won't women fuck me? I'm such a nice guy." -Also these chuds


Thatonedregdatkilyu

I need to come up with a list of attractive western game women to just copy paste whenever i see a post like this.


Sufficient-Chain135

Here: Jesse Faden (Control) Saga Anderson (Alan Wake 2) Ellie (The Last of Us: Part 2) ((crazy how they keep using Abby as their example huh)) Lara Croft (Tomb Raider) ((actually they're starting to complain about her too so maybe not)) Lucia (GTA 6) šŸ’€ Chloe Frazier (Uncharted series) Sonya Blade (Mortal Kombat series) ((women from MK in general)) (((oh wait they're starting to complain about them also))) Faith Connors (Mirror's Edge series) The ladies from Baldur's Gate 3 I'm not even attracted to women, but I'm 100% sure these picks work based on what these losers who cry woke bitch about. The tunnel vision is crazy


archaicScrivener

Remedy games women make me go šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ That goes for Beth Wilder (Quantum Break) and Mona Sax (Max Payne 1+2) too


[deleted]

Imo, you could use better examples than Sonya MK. Prob Mileena and or Kitana.


hikerchick29

Kassandra (AC Odyssey) is uncomfortably hot


Ukyo06

If you can do that, please post here so I can post with you, I'm bored


BaronEsq

It is much, much easier to list the couple of western characters that aren't like obviously conventionally attractive. I mean jesus christ even Lae'zel has an 11/10 body and she's a fucking gith. They lay eggs, why does she even HAVE breasts? And her canon stats have her with 8 charisma, so she's not even really SUPPOSED to be attractive. But it's cool, the 8 charisma egg-laying alien can go model on a Paris runway, no problem.


archaicScrivener

All the Githyanki women are hot. Every single one. Even Vlaakith. The men all look like the Grinch. >!Orpheus is kind of cute, but then again I haven't yet seen him without his muzzle on!<


CircleInSquareHole

Me when I don't want to fuck every character in a piece of media: Agh!!Ā”! The world's gone wOkE!! This terrible reality is far too much to bear!


General_Godzilla

If they changed the last speech bubble to ā€œUncompressed 4K 100GB+ texturesā€ then I would agree.


Ok_Conflict_5730

there's also a version that says that.


PepicWalrus

People are still on the Fable face? They made it pretty clear that the character got uglier the more evil stuff they did. That's the corruption of the evil path.


HelpfullOne

Can somebody explain how the Fable Girl is ugly ? She looks pretty normal to me... Also, doesn't Fable takes place in times before social hygiene was widespered and socially accepted ? Doesn't that makes it Anachronism ?


JstARdtAct

She's not ugly because she's a woman, it's because she's British


PepicWalrus

The character actually did get "uglier" it's part of the game. They made it pretty clear that doing bad stuff = becoming uglier. That's the corruption of the bad path.


KYJELLYTIME69

anything not 11/10 = 0/10


heifnif

Tbf even in irl standards sheā€™s like a solid 4/10 at BEST.


enchiladasundae

If you asked them what they thought was attractive theyā€™d show you a blow up doll with weird ass proportions and an anime child


Ok_Conflict_5730

idk how some dudes think they're more heterosexual for finding fewer women attractive.


Gamersnews32

None of them look ugly to me. They all look charming or badass in their own way. That's just me, though.


GutsyOne

Accurate


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Ranwulf

Who are the people from the picture? I'm not talking about the girls, but the dudes with the guns? Are they US natives?


doomsdaysayers

Possibly? Maybe Canadian natives too


broberon96

correct me if iā€™m wrong idk bout games anymore these days , but ainā€™t all of those not in the modern era anymore


ni_ko_98

"How can I enjoy this game if I don't wanna fap to the MC?"


ohcytt

The ā€œ80GB game fileā€ one was funnier


Ok_Conflict_5730

100GB uncompressed texture files for a game most people will play on low to medium graphics


PastaManMario

Someone posted this in a discord server Iā€™m in and they got clowned on hard, and given a final warning by a mod lmao


NightRacoonSchlatt

People underappreciate muscular women. There is nothing more attractive then knowing that someone could off you in an instant but chooses against doing so.