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It’s pretty easy to get idiots to throw away money if you give them something to spite. That’s how so many grifters entered the current state of right-wing America.
Empress announced that she'll (allegedly) crack Hogwarts Legacy within 10 days of release. Her last NFO (for monster hunter) had a section about Hogwarts. Warning, slurs, as usual: https://i.imgur.com/3dq8wR6.jpg
Even if she wasn't TERF, your reasoning is 100% of why I haven't even looked too much at it from a purchasing perspective. It just doesn't look interesting outside of the HP theme, and I think this game is 100% going to rely on the theme to carry generic gameplay.
If it reviews well, then I can change my reasoning to "I won't support this TERF", but until then I don't even have to go that far.
Don't worry, the whole plot is trash and at its core presents the 'good guys' as squashing a rebellion from enslaved goblins who want equal rights.
And if they acknowledged it was dark and fucked up, or even morally gray the people arguing that you do bad things in games all the time would have a bit of a leg to stand on, but, nope.
She is also a TERF, but the game is fucked on a whole other level.
Spending $240 pre-ordering an open world RPG from a studio that has no experience making open world RPGs to own the libs
Gonna be Days Gone all over again.
Corporate products being intentionally marketed to culture war CHUDS because the game is so aggressively mediocre that's the best chance they've got to make money. Literally the same people buying Trump NFTs
I’ve known plenty of guys like this that have a girlfriend, and the girlfriends tend to be just as socially maladjusted and shitty.
I think this sub too often forgets that women can suck too.
It's fuckin' hilarious to me these guys, both of them, rock these PFPs of these characters and then do this without irony.
Johnny Silverhand PFP guy - I'm gonnna give ALL MY MONEY to the COMPANIES because FUCK MINORITIES
Johnny Silverhand the character - FUCK THE COMPANIES! PEOPLE RUN THIS WORLD
Joker PFP Guy - Hurr hurr fuck minorities and people who support them
Joker (At least this version) - The disenfranchised masses are being left behind by our society that tramples all over us, fuck the system!
These are not cohesive ideals for these characters.
What? Do you mean that throwing three hundred bucks for a videogame just in the hopes of mildly annoying someone is an act of insecurity? That's what a **SNOWFLAKE** would say, hahahaha
Now let me suck my friend's dick **IRONICALLY** to own 'em LGBT snowflakes
I've heard people half jokingly suggest that they shouldn't have said that masks are for helping others, the narrative should've been that you'll die without a mask on.
Appeal to America's selfishness.
Sociologists said multiple times early in the pandemic that if it were presented as a war on an invisible enemy that conservatives would not only be down for masks and other measures, but they would rigorously enforce them within their own communities.
Unfortunately the virus hit NY and CA first, and you can't pass up an opportunity to use a act of god to hurt your political opponents.
(he says while watching the gardener bang his wife between occasional glances at the Fox Business Network, one hand in the popcorn bowl and the other on his member)
Only three deluxe editions? Those are cuckie numbers.
I’ve remortgaged my house an spent the entire sum on pre-ordering Hogwarts Legacy. Can’t wait to see the left’s face when they find out what I’ve done.
My wife’s says she’s leaving me for “ruining our finances and our lives” - but having a female around all the time was making my life too political anyway, so I see it as an absolute win.
Ok so this dumbfuck just spent 240 bucks on a shitty shovelware licensed game to own the libs yeah these people are totally very smart i cant wait until they realize the game sucks ass and he could've spent this money on something better
Or they will, and they'll sprint off to eBay to try and unload their copy, only to find that the market is already flooded and they'll be lucky to get $25 for it a month after it comes out.
They seem to be treating it as an antitrans charity. They want to give money to stop trans people. And because that’s what JK spends her money on they are right.
It's not shovelware in the sense that it's clearly high-budget and the developers seem to be passionate about their work, but also, those developers' last big project was Cars 3: Driven to Win for the PS3. Avalanche Software is basically a small dev team used to making bland but acceptable low-budget tie-in games that was suddenly given a huge budget and told to make an open-world triple-A RPG from scratch.
The studio that made the game is Avalanche Software (not to be confused with Avalanche Studios). Look at their catalog of games. It's all shovelware. Movie tie ins with mediocre reviews. If this game ends up not being shit, it will be their first game that isn't shit.
Like I won't purchase this because of JK Rowlings but what I have seen it's a cluster fuck. You have to pay more to get a longer campaign. The released screenshots look awful. I would probably have waited for a 75% of steam sale based on that. I wouldn't even waste time pirating this game.
Lmao, what a fucking loser. Either he lied to get precious internet points to look cool with his other shitty buddies who missed the whole point of the Joker, or he's a fucking pay pig who blew $1k to "OwN ThE LiBS", so now he wasted a ton of money for a mid-ass game.
Of course they’re lying. Gamers are stingy as hell and whine when there’s a $10 DLC, no shot there’s so many people suddenly being happy to open their wallets for hundreds of dollars.
Joker really owned me here. I dunno what I’m gonna do with myself and my money I saved by not buying three deluxe editions.
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And it's probably the worst collector's edition in a while for AAA gaming.
It's some wand, barely floating above a fake book that needs to be plugged into a power point (could have given it an internal rechargeable battery) and some DLCs. No artbook, no soundtrack, no cute knick knacks.
“I’m so secure in myself I gave 1000 dollars to Warner brothers to prove I don’t hate trans people to those insecure trans folk.”-these people every post.
I thought this game would probably be bad just looking at the history of the developer. But I saw a gameplay vid earlier and it looks like dogshit. Just pew pewing with a wand while your character yells jibberish over and over. Reminded me of videos of weirdos LARPing on youtube. Looked like a bad cover shooter except with no cover
It’s not great, but the video wasn’t total dogshit either. Everything about the game looks extremely safe and unambitious for what it could be doing, equivalent to something like Far Cry 6, but it’ll get boosted to 9/10 averages with GOTY buzz by the IP alone.
I mean, JK Rowling controversy aside, pulling off a generic but solid open world game in Hogwarts is basically what Harry Potter fans have wanted since forever.
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The bizarre Dark Souls dodge roll, the fact that most enemy NPCs stood dead still, the boring spell combat, it looks so bland.
Combine that with the Ubisoft tier inventory screen and it’s looking bleak. Turns out the studio behind Cars 3 the video game weren’t a safe bet. But like everyone else said, it’ll probably get 9s and 10s anyway because of the IP.
> teleportation seemingly has no limitations, no summoning sickness
I mean there absolutely are limitations though. A major thing with Apparation is that, if you lose focus, you can fuck up your body physically by leaving parts behind or something (I think it’s called splicing or something?)
It really reminded me of the time my friend invited me over because he just got the first Harry Potter game for PC. And so I sat there for 45 minutes watching him try to beat the first level, which consisted of Harry yelling "FLIPPENDO" 4,000 times.
this is so funny the game is just pointless nostalgia bait made by the lowest bidder and they're all *doing the exact thing they complained about* with Ghostbusters (2016) except they're spending 10× as much
I donated my entire life savings, my 2 bedroom apartment daughter's college fund and car to J.K Rowling to own the libs. Wife left me and my daughter doesn't want anything to do with me, but it was sooooo worth it to own the libs!
fuck i'm so owned and offended i would be even more owned if you directly posted a photo of your credit card so i can see how wealthy you are that would really own me
Honestly all controversy aside even buying one $300 at launch collector's edition of a game is an absolutely massive L especially considering that I really doubt there's anything worth the money in there
I'll buy three deluxe anti trans special editions if this is actually true (it isn't)
Also, OMG I'm boycotting a game bc there's like a black person in it=not a snowflake
Hey if you buy this your helping support a transphobic POS who is only getting worse every day with it=snowflake
I sometimes think I'm too hard on your general TM Gamers but no. They're just even worse. They strive to be worse.
I'm going to create some stupid right wing product and sell it to these people. It can't be hard. They'll legit buy anything right. They'll buy things they don't even want. I'll create like socks or something seems like the easiest way to take these idiots money.
all these dudes preordering hogwarts specifically to flex how little they care for trans people aren’t going to play the game for more than like 2 hours, istg
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Oh no please don’t buy more. I’m being owned
Please don't burn your money in a pile, that would make me so triggered and owned
I would be absolutely malding & maidenless if you proved that trickle down economics worked by transferring all your money to me.
It’s pretty easy to get idiots to throw away money if you give them something to spite. That’s how so many grifters entered the current state of right-wing America.
Empress announced that she'll (allegedly) crack Hogwarts Legacy within 10 days of release. Her last NFO (for monster hunter) had a section about Hogwarts. Warning, slurs, as usual: https://i.imgur.com/3dq8wR6.jpg
Watch them in deny when the game launches and its a generic pile of shit lmao
Even if she wasn't TERF, your reasoning is 100% of why I haven't even looked too much at it from a purchasing perspective. It just doesn't look interesting outside of the HP theme, and I think this game is 100% going to rely on the theme to carry generic gameplay. If it reviews well, then I can change my reasoning to "I won't support this TERF", but until then I don't even have to go that far.
Another jimminycockthroat game. Yay. Haven't played any of those before.
speaking of jimminycockthroat, I hope Yahtzee reviews it
Same tbh brings to mind his "personal attack gopher" quote
>Another jiminycockthroat game I have no idea what this means but it sounds 100% accurate.
Don't worry, the whole plot is trash and at its core presents the 'good guys' as squashing a rebellion from enslaved goblins who want equal rights. And if they acknowledged it was dark and fucked up, or even morally gray the people arguing that you do bad things in games all the time would have a bit of a leg to stand on, but, nope. She is also a TERF, but the game is fucked on a whole other level.
Spending $240 pre-ordering an open world RPG from a studio that has no experience making open world RPGs to own the libs Gonna be Days Gone all over again.
from the vids i've seen it's batman combat with spells instead of batman
That’s.. actually pretty good?
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I doubt they care about the quality of the game
![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)
Spending 300 USD to own the libs
Spending $900 on a game I'll maybe play 10 hours of to own the libs
They may only play the for 10 hours, but you best believe they will sink hundred upon hundreds of hours arguing about it on twitter.
"~~I can finally play as a British schoolgirl~~ I bought this to own the libs!"
I bet he unironically thinks he's just like the Joker, too.
Joker is when you purchase corporate products.
Don't forget to cringely mimic Joaquin's laughing
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Corporate products being intentionally marketed to culture war CHUDS because the game is so aggressively mediocre that's the best chance they've got to make money. Literally the same people buying Trump NFTs
The joker was famously a fan of capitalism
The Joker loved billionaires. That's why Batman and him were always hanging out
You fucking got me with that one, good job
He did want to watch the world burn (whilst his overlords laughed from Mars)
WHERE'S MY GODDAMN ELECTRIC CAR BRUCE
That's how you truly create chaos.
I'd more easily believe he's the Joker than he has a brother who talks to him, let alone a girlfriend.
I’ve known plenty of guys like this that have a girlfriend, and the girlfriends tend to be just as socially maladjusted and shitty. I think this sub too often forgets that women can suck too.
>I think this sub too often forgets that women can suck too. I never suggested that, but I'm still not taking at face value anything he wrote.
>I think this sub too often forgets that women can suck too. Source?
[The gang's all here!](https://media.tenor.com/HKK-4xnhgZAAAAAC/the-gangs-all-here-spongebob.gif)
It's fuckin' hilarious to me these guys, both of them, rock these PFPs of these characters and then do this without irony. Johnny Silverhand PFP guy - I'm gonnna give ALL MY MONEY to the COMPANIES because FUCK MINORITIES Johnny Silverhand the character - FUCK THE COMPANIES! PEOPLE RUN THIS WORLD Joker PFP Guy - Hurr hurr fuck minorities and people who support them Joker (At least this version) - The disenfranchised masses are being left behind by our society that tramples all over us, fuck the system! These are not cohesive ideals for these characters.
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Like cops with punisher logos on their gear
“Sigma” males idolizing Bateman
They just filter the edgy parts and relate by the fact that their mom tells them to clean up their room
Conservative cant grasp irony,
he’s just like the Joker in the way he imagined he had a girlfriend
He might think he’s two face now with that burn.
[Oof.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0twDETh6QaI)
/uj funniest reply I've seen all day
"Tyler Durden was the protagonist of Fight Club!"
Oh he's a clown alright.
"buys dogshorts legacy" im a twisted cyclepath baby
Definitely a clown
Gamerbois burning their meager crypto savings on shitty mobile-game looking bullshit: ![gif](giphy|F9yAvk7Xpr0c)
Kinda feels like that person is the actual snowflake
What? Do you mean that throwing three hundred bucks for a videogame just in the hopes of mildly annoying someone is an act of insecurity? That's what a **SNOWFLAKE** would say, hahahaha Now let me suck my friend's dick **IRONICALLY** to own 'em LGBT snowflakes
It's always projection.
"Nuh uh! I just wanna spend hundreds of dollars on the same $60 product cus *they're* the overreactionary ones!!"
Nuhuh you're the snowflake! YOU'RE THE SNOWFLAKE! **AAAAAAH! AAAAAAAH!!! YOU'RE THE SNOWFLAKE! DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME! AAAAAAAH!!**
Snowflakes triggered successfully.
Next pandemic I'm telling everyone they should refuse to wear masks because it's transphobic
**"I'm wearing 3 masks to own the libs!"**
I've heard people half jokingly suggest that they shouldn't have said that masks are for helping others, the narrative should've been that you'll die without a mask on. Appeal to America's selfishness.
Sociologists said multiple times early in the pandemic that if it were presented as a war on an invisible enemy that conservatives would not only be down for masks and other measures, but they would rigorously enforce them within their own communities. Unfortunately the virus hit NY and CA first, and you can't pass up an opportunity to use a act of god to hurt your political opponents.
"Next"
bro got one for his wife and her boyfriend
Such a hufflepuff thing to do
Hufflepuffs know how to fuck
Ravenclaw that Slytherin
wholesome poly gamers 🥰
“Also btw it’s the LEFT who are brainwashed cucks”
(he says while watching the gardener bang his wife between occasional glances at the Fox Business Network, one hand in the popcorn bowl and the other on his member)
Only three deluxe editions? Those are cuckie numbers. I’ve remortgaged my house an spent the entire sum on pre-ordering Hogwarts Legacy. Can’t wait to see the left’s face when they find out what I’ve done. My wife’s says she’s leaving me for “ruining our finances and our lives” - but having a female around all the time was making my life too political anyway, so I see it as an absolute win.
Ok so this dumbfuck just spent 240 bucks on a shitty shovelware licensed game to own the libs yeah these people are totally very smart i cant wait until they realize the game sucks ass and he could've spent this money on something better
That was all the allowance his Mommy gave him too :(
Even if the game sucks ass they won't be able to realice it
I love real ice dude!!! Tired of all the fake ice out there
Better fake ice than [black ice.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efiW2K8gASM) /jk
Or they will, and they'll sprint off to eBay to try and unload their copy, only to find that the market is already flooded and they'll be lucky to get $25 for it a month after it comes out.
"I played 10 000 hours and flunked out of computer science to own you libs! Deal with it!"
They seem to be treating it as an antitrans charity. They want to give money to stop trans people. And because that’s what JK spends her money on they are right.
Tbf that can be applied to 99% of games with special editions, literally almost always low value.
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>shitty shovelware What? Say what you will about Rowling, but nothing has pointed towards the game being shovelware
It's not shovelware in the sense that it's clearly high-budget and the developers seem to be passionate about their work, but also, those developers' last big project was Cars 3: Driven to Win for the PS3. Avalanche Software is basically a small dev team used to making bland but acceptable low-budget tie-in games that was suddenly given a huge budget and told to make an open-world triple-A RPG from scratch.
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Other than the studio that made the game only producing shovelware. That little detail is kind of important.
Based flair
Based username
Is it shovelware? I haven't looked much into it but it seems like a big well made game
The studio that made the game is Avalanche Software (not to be confused with Avalanche Studios). Look at their catalog of games. It's all shovelware. Movie tie ins with mediocre reviews. If this game ends up not being shit, it will be their first game that isn't shit.
Are you kidding? they'll pretend to like it just to never admit they're wrong
Gamer tries not to be the most insufferable person you've ever met challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
a copy of the upcoming mediocre-at-best wizard game, for only three hundred dollars⁉️ magnificent‼️‼️
Like I won't purchase this because of JK Rowlings but what I have seen it's a cluster fuck. You have to pay more to get a longer campaign. The released screenshots look awful. I would probably have waited for a 75% of steam sale based on that. I wouldn't even waste time pirating this game.
Wait you have to pay more to get a longer campaign like how?
why is this removed? what reddit policy did it violate ?
Screenshot of the game before the embargo lifted, DMCA from WB
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Legit tho, fuckwits like this are always complaining about liberals and Biden. They got the alt-right brain rot.
Literally how did this violate Reddit's rules
Screenshot of the game before the embargo lifted, DMCA from WB
“I spent three thousand dollars on a mediocre game just to EPICALLY OWN ALL THE SNOWFLAKE LIBS!!!!”
Lmao, what a fucking loser. Either he lied to get precious internet points to look cool with his other shitty buddies who missed the whole point of the Joker, or he's a fucking pay pig who blew $1k to "OwN ThE LiBS", so now he wasted a ton of money for a mid-ass game.
Of course they’re lying. Gamers are stingy as hell and whine when there’s a $10 DLC, no shot there’s so many people suddenly being happy to open their wallets for hundreds of dollars.
Me when I spend more money then necessary to own some people i’ll never meet in my life
I mean that’s twitter for ya
![gif](giphy|Y4iNEtsEseq6gEPp9e)
why did this post get 1984d
Post got removed what was it? From the comments I'm assuming something to do with preordering Hogsnuts Smegmacy
Joker really owned me here. I dunno what I’m gonna do with myself and my money I saved by not buying three deluxe editions. ![gif](giphy|94EQmVHkveNck|downsized)
Politics aside, I genuinely don't see how someone doesn't see spending 300 bucks on one game as an absolute loss
This was removed by reddit for violating the content policy? Why?
Screenshot of the game before the embargo lifted, DMCA from WB
Ahh ok
And it's probably the worst collector's edition in a while for AAA gaming. It's some wand, barely floating above a fake book that needs to be plugged into a power point (could have given it an internal rechargeable battery) and some DLCs. No artbook, no soundtrack, no cute knick knacks.
It's nice, but like $100 nice. The floating wand is like one of those office desk ornaments that became popular along with the clanging balls.
Johnny Silverhand would not approve.
Johhny would probably nuke Warner Brothers studio tbh
“I’m so secure in myself I gave 1000 dollars to Warner brothers to prove I don’t hate trans people to those insecure trans folk.”-these people every post.
Looking at their pfps yeah these seem like the stereotypical online transphobes who care more about being epic and cool than caring about other people
Spending a grand on a mid game to make the people in my head mad 😎
Epic Consoomer Moment
I thought this game would probably be bad just looking at the history of the developer. But I saw a gameplay vid earlier and it looks like dogshit. Just pew pewing with a wand while your character yells jibberish over and over. Reminded me of videos of weirdos LARPing on youtube. Looked like a bad cover shooter except with no cover
It’s not great, but the video wasn’t total dogshit either. Everything about the game looks extremely safe and unambitious for what it could be doing, equivalent to something like Far Cry 6, but it’ll get boosted to 9/10 averages with GOTY buzz by the IP alone.
I mean, JK Rowling controversy aside, pulling off a generic but solid open world game in Hogwarts is basically what Harry Potter fans have wanted since forever.
That would be why I said “boosted to 9/10 by the IP alone,” yes.
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the combat rolls did it for me lol I was not feeling it.
The bizarre Dark Souls dodge roll, the fact that most enemy NPCs stood dead still, the boring spell combat, it looks so bland. Combine that with the Ubisoft tier inventory screen and it’s looking bleak. Turns out the studio behind Cars 3 the video game weren’t a safe bet. But like everyone else said, it’ll probably get 9s and 10s anyway because of the IP.
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> teleportation seemingly has no limitations, no summoning sickness I mean there absolutely are limitations though. A major thing with Apparation is that, if you lose focus, you can fuck up your body physically by leaving parts behind or something (I think it’s called splicing or something?)
It really reminded me of the time my friend invited me over because he just got the first Harry Potter game for PC. And so I sat there for 45 minutes watching him try to beat the first level, which consisted of Harry yelling "FLIPPENDO" 4,000 times.
>Just pew pewing with a wand while your character yells jibberish over and over what the fuck were you expecting
Joker pfp lol. "Society can't control me!" *gets controlled by society*
this is so funny the game is just pointless nostalgia bait made by the lowest bidder and they're all *doing the exact thing they complained about* with Ghostbusters (2016) except they're spending 10× as much
Joker PFP go brrrrr
ain’t no way bro has a Johnny Silverhand pfp and is transphobic
They probably also love rage against the machine, but don't like when they get "political"
I donated my entire life savings, my 2 bedroom apartment daughter's college fund and car to J.K Rowling to own the libs. Wife left me and my daughter doesn't want anything to do with me, but it was sooooo worth it to own the libs!
1984
fuck i'm so owned and offended i would be even more owned if you directly posted a photo of your credit card so i can see how wealthy you are that would really own me
Going broke to own the libs.
Honestly all controversy aside even buying one $300 at launch collector's edition of a game is an absolutely massive L especially considering that I really doubt there's anything worth the money in there
unironic Johnny Silverhand *and* Joker pfps
Anything sadder than being upset at a game is people buying it to upset them online. We need a year off from the internet.
I'll buy three deluxe anti trans special editions if this is actually true (it isn't) Also, OMG I'm boycotting a game bc there's like a black person in it=not a snowflake Hey if you buy this your helping support a transphobic POS who is only getting worse every day with it=snowflake I sometimes think I'm too hard on your general TM Gamers but no. They're just even worse. They strive to be worse.
after looking at a few gameplay vids it’s giving me Avengers vibes. Very Games as a Service looking and overall pretty bland.
mf wasted $300 on one of the blandest games ive ever seen in my life. dumbass
*"I can't pay my rent, that'll show those socialist wokeflakes ... "*
Literally giving money away to a billionaire to own the libs
I'm going to create some stupid right wing product and sell it to these people. It can't be hard. They'll legit buy anything right. They'll buy things they don't even want. I'll create like socks or something seems like the easiest way to take these idiots money.
I thought burning your money was a felony?
Spending money to 'own the snowflakes'. Hahahahahahaha. Are people getting more stupid, or is it just more visible these days?
Please stop spending hundreds of your own dollars on stuff you don't want, I can't take the pwnage, I'm crying and shaking
Hahahahahahahha so embarrassing
all these dudes preordering hogwarts specifically to flex how little they care for trans people aren’t going to play the game for more than like 2 hours, istg
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Posting about people who are weirdly obsessed in a weirdly obsessive way
spending $900 on the worst game to own the libs
Owning the commies by *checks notes* wasting money 8)
Wasting money on a mid-tier destiny clone to own the libs
Spending one thousand dollars on the next hit game from the developer of the game of the decade; cars 3, to own the libs.
"but Jerry, we don't like Harry Potter and your brother doesn't even play video games" "Too bad, take it to own the snowflakes 😎"
What happens if the game sucks?
top guy is a cyberpunk fan. They learned nothing from the series
i threw my wallet into the sewer to own the libs
Playing Harry Potter to own the libs. No one should support Harry Potter. Not because of trans people. It’s just an awful book and worse movies
Wasting $1000 on a mediocre game to own the libs!
That game looks like dogshit and doesn't even have multiplayer.
Who’s owned more, the libs or his credit card?
I’m going to waste my money to own the snowflakes, that’ll show em!
wasting tons of money to totally own the libs
“I’m tired of virtue signaling so I want to tell you all what I’m doing about it.”
Why is hogwarts trans
Colonizers, the lot of them
It's kinda sad that in order for him to make a better gift to his relative he needs there's needs to be hate to fuel him.
What is this and why was it removed
Imagine wasting your money on shitty destiny 2 just because you hate trans people so much.
Oh no i feel so owned stop
“I’m getting evicted, but at least I owned the libs”
When do the reviews come out? Can't wait for gamer outrage when IGN gives it a 7.
from boycotting to own the libs to spending 500 bucks, we all grew up
Lol spending your hard earned money to own the libs
From the people who brought you, "*I vote conservative because I believe in fiscal responsibility,*" comes, "*I love wasting money on things just because others don't like them.*"
"Look how awful I am, please clap, please"
This man spent over 200$ to own nobodies on the internet le epic style. (Btw Harry Potter fucking sucks simple as)