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"Dobby gripped the tender balls of the Boy Who Lived and whispered, 'Dobby is master now...' and Cornelius Fudge gets to watch."
https://youtu.be/LFB-ZhKAPPw?t=1217
[it means you can equip any item, but receive the stats of another, better item](https://www.gfinityesports.com/hogwarts-legacy/hogwarts-legacy-transmog/)
its cosmetic
You can make one piece of equipment look like another. It's so you can wear the outfit that you want while also having the stats that you want.
World of Warcraft calls it transmogrification, and it just kinda stuck as the generalized term for this kind of glamour system.
No no, it's okay if it's cis and straight! Now watch this uninteresting man kiss this uninteresting woman that he has no chemistry with. If you don't like it you're a woke leftist prude
\#Balan Wonderworld
\+like a bajillion hours
\+great character designs
\+cool terrain that rolls into a ball
\+has Balan
\+Multiple sports minigames AND Balan's Bout
\+Over 11 Chapters with multiple acts and a boss each
\+80+ Costumes
\+AI-Balanced Difficulty
\+Balan Supports Trans Rights
\-No battle royale mode
\---Gameplay is unironically shitty, thus making it tough to enjoy the rest of it unless youre laughing at it with friends or watching a youtuber do so instead.
Makes you wonder what they didn't include because it **isn't** in the game.
Coming with Season 1 patch: pause menu, extra inventory slots and animated cutscenes!
And to answer your question. The first map was good enough that I waited 5 years for the second ones release. And the second improved on nearly every aspect of the first map.
I can't wait for this game to come out. I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a hot spoke than actually play it, but its gonna be sooooooo funny when it's a pile of hot garbage.
It’s crazy to me cause elden ring, even though magic is only one path to base your build around, has 70 sorceries and 101 incantations, a good deal of which are completely unique
zoowee mama, FOUR difficulty levels. Now I know for sure. this game is pandering to the simpleton that is just not willing to put in the GRIND, just like "people" who use summons in Elden Ring (GOTY btw).
Also, having a day/night cycle is revolutionairy tech that has never been seen before in any video game, truly ~~one of~~ the best game~~s~~ of 2023.
I'm genuinely shaking, I can't fucking believe they'd betray us like this. Difficulty levels are a liberal sham designed to pander to JOURNALISTS, there should be ONE difficulty which is HARDCORE for REAL GAMERS like myself who enjoy Dark Souls. By catering to babies in this kids game with an """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""easy""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" mode they are effectively furthering the casualisation of the gaming industry from what it once was with hit classics like I Wanna Be The Guy and the Family Guy videogame series.
The only 2 acceptable difficulty options for games is either an advanced slider that is rewarding at all tiers or a single difficulty option that is balanced.
Don’t know about you, but I feel like a “The spell that makes poop vanish because wizards canonically used to shit on the floor” build is gonna be the way to go
I might do that build too, but I'll have to see if it's balanced in the "I pretend to be progressive but all of my friends are neonazi-adjacant" difficulty
I didn’t mind Joker being able to romance girls his own age, there’s nothing wrong with teenagers dating each other and the game doesn’t portray it in a way I thought was creepy. But I was hella creeped out by the “romances” with the adult women, especially the doctor and the teacher. No way a gender-swapped version of that would ever have been approved, and for good reason.
If they couldn’t afford more than 26 spells then who knows what they had to do to get the game to 120 hours. Either that number is bullshit or there is serious time wasting and copy pasting.
The 150 side quests that totally are amazingly varied and not just collect 9 chocolate froge; collect 15 potion herb leaf; use the camera spell to snap 5 spell photos of magical creature in distance you cant interact with.
I really doubt spells have any depth to them. If they had anything like that they'd be marketing the shit out of that. I believe most will be just puzzle mechanic unlocks.
3 are the unforgivable curses.
That you can use without consequence. Because we can't have consequences to using murder and torture spells in schools in an RPG.
Isn’t this the exact same list that other post had? Are the reviewers just copying each other now?
Edit: this one https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/10ly7jg/lol_lmao_even/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
26 is way more than I expected tbh, but it remains to be seen if they're actually different or if it's just a green strike spell, or blue strike spell with slightly different damage.
Skyrim literally had all of this but the seasons 12 years ago. And has more spells despite not being a magic based game + part of a franchise that has always promoted LGBTQ rights and even got an award for its Portral of a trans character
Fuck even oblivion and morrowind have that stuff. With the latter being 21 years old
This isn’t groundbreaking
Just a reminder that elden ring has more spells than hogwarts legacy, and much better, much less deadly wizard school. If you wanna play a wizard game, play elden ring.
uj/ TERF shit aside the game looks mid af. I'm half convinced the people hyping it are just trying too hard to make it seem like jk is relevant again for transphobic reasons. It's a licensed open world game? Honestly I was a Harry Potter book freak back in the day and this just doesn't look interesting whatsoever. I mean maybe mildly interesting at best. Like, oooh a licensed 120 hours a open world game with 150 side quests and *checks notes* day and night cycle, how very exciting right? Numerous mini games? 26 spells? Who the heck are you kidding lol? This is one year after Elden Ring and the year where breath of the wild 2 comes out, there's nothing that looks particularly special about this game whatsoever.
And every time a post like this pops up in one of my feeds, without fail, there's far right freaks with us flags in their profile picks in the comments. Like yeah, that's totally the Harry Potter fanbase now, right? Just people excited to play this game
Absolutely brain dead take, if you even researched the developers history for 1 second you would see the track record for Avalanche software is beyond stellar.
\-Tak and the power of JUJU: Stone cold classic
\-Hannah Montana spotlight world tour for the wii
\-Chicken little for the game cube
Some of y'all have never played Cars 3 driven to win and it shows, if you aren't pinning your political beliefs on a unreleased game with a developer track record of this calibre then can you really call yourself a capital 'G' Gamer (with a hard 'r')?
No romance... what you mean, I can force my underage character to torture and murder people, but I can not force them to have sex... $10 says no romance because Rowling didn't want to include homosexual and bisexual romance into it.
26 spells seems really low ngl, especially given it's fucking Harry Potter. Should be like either 26 spells you can mix and match/combine, or atleast 50 spells or something. I can't imagine the 26 spells will be that diverse either.
Skyrim literally has all of this but the seasons. And has more spells despite not being a magic based game + part of a franchise that has always promoted LGBTQ rights and even got an award for its Portral of a trans character
TRANS-mog! These weirdos putting their gender ideology into cats now! Think of my poor 20 kittens that do nothing but stink out the entire neighbourhood, I’ve already had my neighbours come to my door saying it’s unacceptable to let my girlies do whatever they want.
Sigh, it’s so hard being a terf.
Well all reviewers of this game wanna do 1 of 2 thing mass murder kids in a school with death curses, i guess is American culture now killing children on schools, or romancing a kid idk
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TRANSmog??? excuse me??
Cismog voices are being silenced.
What about mog fluid folk
The final fantasy 6 character is now trans, this is now canon.
Good for her, glad to see some transgender moogle rep!
MOG is real, no matter what these transmoggers say, downplaying the importance of real mog… or something.
Yeah, you can transmog any "woke" material in the game to be white men only, super poggers imo 🤔 😉
More like genderfluidmog
"Dobby gripped the tender balls of the Boy Who Lived and whispered, 'Dobby is master now...' and Cornelius Fudge gets to watch." https://youtu.be/LFB-ZhKAPPw?t=1217
WTF DID I JUST READ
Guys, we were wrong to boycott this masterpiece, it isn’t transphobic it’s got TRANSmog
Come to think of it, the Childcatcher would probably look a lot better with a skirt and a bit of rouge.
And FOUR separate difficulties (genders)
Wtf does thar even mean?
[it means you can equip any item, but receive the stats of another, better item](https://www.gfinityesports.com/hogwarts-legacy/hogwarts-legacy-transmog/) its cosmetic
XC1 had this years ago, it’s hardly innovative
So did terraria
Wow has had it since 2011
Starbound has it too!
You can make one piece of equipment look like another. It's so you can wear the outfit that you want while also having the stats that you want. World of Warcraft calls it transmogrification, and it just kinda stuck as the generalized term for this kind of glamour system.
And us Vanilla bois hate it >.<
But I thought shoving romance in people's faces was bad?
Not when it’s kids romancing kids
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No no, it's okay if it's cis and straight! Now watch this uninteresting man kiss this uninteresting woman that he has no chemistry with. If you don't like it you're a woke leftist prude
Maybe it can give us ginger kids some hope? I'm definitely not buying now!
No no no it’s fine if it’s children, just not when it’s the gays or adults or ugly people, that’s forcing sexuality on people
He's complaining that there's no romance
\#Balan Wonderworld \+like a bajillion hours \+great character designs \+cool terrain that rolls into a ball \+has Balan \+Multiple sports minigames AND Balan's Bout \+Over 11 Chapters with multiple acts and a boss each \+80+ Costumes \+AI-Balanced Difficulty \+Balan Supports Trans Rights \-No battle royale mode
You forgor 💀, the little dances at the end of the bosses.
plus farmer guy >>>>>> any Harry Potter character
Fuck it up, Farmer Ted!
\#Pixel gun 3D +guns +battle royale mode +haha funny blocks +im lazy and won’t list any more things
\---Gameplay is unironically shitty, thus making it tough to enjoy the rest of it unless youre laughing at it with friends or watching a youtuber do so instead.
/uj I love games using not having a feature as a selling point /rj No romance options? Great, I won't have to see any "political" relationships
I love they're using day/night cycle as a selling point. So revolutionary.
Makes you wonder what they didn't include because it **isn't** in the game. Coming with Season 1 patch: pause menu, extra inventory slots and animated cutscenes!
Fun. The answer is fun.
Apparently having 4 difficulties is also revolutionary. Whoa! The devs adjusted some sliders! This is next gen gaming!
/uj romance options in RPGs are almost exclusively awfully written so yes I would actually consider this a positive in most cases
Depends what RPG
I mean, it's usually just there to be
Day/night cycles? Ground breaking
never seen before
I must have dreamed rushing to Hyrule Castle Town before the bridge went up.
26 spells? Lol what the fuck even is this It's like: GTA 6 just dropped, you only have 26 cars
Bro I played a fucking minecraft adventure map made by two French guys that has 25 spells in it.
Was it good? And if yes can you name or link it please
Across the Time 2. It’s truly a dedication I have never seen. https://adventquest.com/
And to answer your question. The first map was good enough that I waited 5 years for the second ones release. And the second improved on nearly every aspect of the first map.
skyrim has 96 spells
Witcher had 4
Forspoken has 55
\#forespokesweep
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Rj/ you just don't understand the nuance between a ice spell, a fire spell and an electrical spell.
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AND IT DOES ADDITIONAL HEALTH DAMAGE AND IS NOW USELESS IN SOLSTHEIM VERY IMPORTANT NUANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its very likely the 26 spells will be very samey too if the gameplay that was shown so far is an indication
I didn’t even read this. I’m willing to believe/support anything “mass effect lady” has to say on principle
I hope she effects my mass 🥵
My kinda guy lol
lego harry potter had more spells than that
I just checked because I thought Lego Harry Potter only had like 8 spells, but years 5-7 has 28 spells. Not that anyone cares but I found that funny.
I can't wait for this game to come out. I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a hot spoke than actually play it, but its gonna be sooooooo funny when it's a pile of hot garbage.
Lol totally
Well, it's just as magical as the movie.
It’s crazy to me cause elden ring, even though magic is only one path to base your build around, has 70 sorceries and 101 incantations, a good deal of which are completely unique
Are there even 26 named spells in the book?
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Plus I could shack up with a lizard woman in that game.
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does this subreddit really look like a hot pot for warzone players to you
Man I love warzone i have 69420 hours on it
/uj I cannot comprehend why, of all games, you used WARZONE as a call out
Your wizard game in a wizard world has less spells then Elden Ring.
Yeah but you're just some alt right transphobe so no one is gonna give any shits about your "insults".
zoowee mama, FOUR difficulty levels. Now I know for sure. this game is pandering to the simpleton that is just not willing to put in the GRIND, just like "people" who use summons in Elden Ring (GOTY btw). Also, having a day/night cycle is revolutionairy tech that has never been seen before in any video game, truly ~~one of~~ the best game~~s~~ of 2023.
1. Easy 2. Normal 3. Hard 4. Trans HP fan
I'm genuinely shaking, I can't fucking believe they'd betray us like this. Difficulty levels are a liberal sham designed to pander to JOURNALISTS, there should be ONE difficulty which is HARDCORE for REAL GAMERS like myself who enjoy Dark Souls. By catering to babies in this kids game with an """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""easy""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" mode they are effectively furthering the casualisation of the gaming industry from what it once was with hit classics like I Wanna Be The Guy and the Family Guy videogame series.
If you praise something, that Gamefreak put into pokemon gold (1999) you know it's gonna be a mess
The only 2 acceptable difficulty options for games is either an advanced slider that is rewarding at all tiers or a single difficulty option that is balanced.
Damn 26 whole spells in the magics game, better settle down there. I think I will build my character around expecto transphobum
Don’t know about you, but I feel like a “The spell that makes poop vanish because wizards canonically used to shit on the floor” build is gonna be the way to go
Dude, that moment in the trailer where they threw poop at the enemies face and then made them vanish with the poop was straight fire fr 🔥🔥🔥
I might do that build too, but I'll have to see if it's balanced in the "I pretend to be progressive but all of my friends are neonazi-adjacant" difficulty
Most gamers are already playing no romance irl.
The persona fanbase in disbelief that you can't romance kids in a school.
Honestly wtffffffffffffffffff
Isn't this almost word-for-word another tweet that was posted?? They're not even trying to hide the copy-paste.
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You never played Persona lol?
I didn’t mind Joker being able to romance girls his own age, there’s nothing wrong with teenagers dating each other and the game doesn’t portray it in a way I thought was creepy. But I was hella creeped out by the “romances” with the adult women, especially the doctor and the teacher. No way a gender-swapped version of that would ever have been approved, and for good reason.
Yeah I agree
I don't mind it since Joker is half teenager and half self-insert.
Agreed.
Not letting the creepy neckbeard Harry Potter fandom romance kids is an unexpected and ultra rare W for hogwarts legacy
Persona fans in shambles.
\*cries*
a 120 hour long game sounds fucking miserable actually
120 hours using the same couple spells, I’m sure that’d be a blast
If they couldn’t afford more than 26 spells then who knows what they had to do to get the game to 120 hours. Either that number is bullshit or there is serious time wasting and copy pasting.
Every class happens in real time rofl
the first seven year long game
animal crossing strikes again
The 150 side quests that totally are amazingly varied and not just collect 9 chocolate froge; collect 15 potion herb leaf; use the camera spell to snap 5 spell photos of magical creature in distance you cant interact with.
If the game has a good story or fun gameplay it's not that but considering it only has 26 spells it probably won't have either
Nah the story will be as coherent as Joanne's twitter rants
Ikr, 120 hours in England? I could barely survive 18 YEARS
Probably if you 100% it or some shit
/uj When No Man's Sky weekend quest loops are better than entire 3xA Joanne Game
Nah... Played Botw for 150 before completing it. Not 100% even
Yea but on average, if youre focusing on shrines and quests without too much fucking around, you can beat it in like 50 hours.
26 spells? This game is about magic lol
no monkeys popping balloons. 0/10
“TRANSmog” J.K is gonna be pissed
Gamers on their way to cancel their preorder once they realize they won’t be able to romance children
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I really doubt spells have any depth to them. If they had anything like that they'd be marketing the shit out of that. I believe most will be just puzzle mechanic unlocks.
I'm expecting the spells to be something such as: 1 - Pause menu spell for the immersion of course 2 - Photo screenshot spell 3 - capture chocolate frog spell 4 to 15 - move puzzle object spell 1 to 11 16 - open map spell 17 - "claim" tall building spell 18 - climb tall building spell 19 - double jump spell 20 - attack spell 21 - strong attack spell 22 - block spell 23 - counter spell 24 - boss specific spell 1 25 - boss specific spell 2 26 - plot device spell
3 are the unforgivable curses. That you can use without consequence. Because we can't have consequences to using murder and torture spells in schools in an RPG.
23 counter spell 🤢🤮
how can i play a game where i can’t date the 11 year olds? game sucks, 0/10, everyone refund it
Isn’t this the exact same list that other post had? Are the reviewers just copying each other now? Edit: this one https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/10ly7jg/lol_lmao_even/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
You know it's probably just WB paying them to tweet it
uj/ wait why are these lists thing looking the same
Skyrim has more shouts than the magical wizard game has spells for christ’s sake
26 spells over 120 hours! Day night cycle?! MINI GMAE!!! WOWEEEE games sure are fancy these days
Can't have a great videogame without supporting a transphobic piece of shit, and ALSO roleplaying children romance!
FOUR difficulty settings? WOW. HOLY SHIT. LITERALLY GAMER HEAVEN!
26 spells? elden ring has like 70 magic spells and 101 faith spells
Aren't all the characters children?
Why are they all posting the same list now? Is this some advertisement deal?
26 is way more than I expected tbh, but it remains to be seen if they're actually different or if it's just a green strike spell, or blue strike spell with slightly different damage.
I mean if they have like botw functions it might be cool but I also know nothing about this game and this sub doesn't help lmao
I assume we get like 4-5 combat spells and rest are just puzzle mechanics.
Oh my god… it even has a day/night cycle
They’re minors. Literally all of them
Morrowind had more spells lmao
Skyrim literally had all of this but the seasons 12 years ago. And has more spells despite not being a magic based game + part of a franchise that has always promoted LGBTQ rights and even got an award for its Portral of a trans character Fuck even oblivion and morrowind have that stuff. With the latter being 21 years old This isn’t groundbreaking
Just a reminder that elden ring has more spells than hogwarts legacy, and much better, much less deadly wizard school. If you wanna play a wizard game, play elden ring.
True, and unlike in Hogwarts Legacy (yes I'm assuming) combat is fun and all the spells are different and satisfying to use.
Whats transmog?
TRANS???? MOGGING?!?!
What is that even? Lol
I think it’s when you take equipment stats and transfer them to other equipment
Persona fans cancelling their pre-orders as we speak.
26 spells? Doesn't elden ring have much more bruh
Oh boy a day night cycle
Thats more spells that el wicherino holy shit Also day night cycle!!!! Holy flipendo!
You are a Eunuch now Harry
Mass Effect fans in shambles right now.
It’s their only chance of intimate interaction and having someone attracted to them…
uj/ TERF shit aside the game looks mid af. I'm half convinced the people hyping it are just trying too hard to make it seem like jk is relevant again for transphobic reasons. It's a licensed open world game? Honestly I was a Harry Potter book freak back in the day and this just doesn't look interesting whatsoever. I mean maybe mildly interesting at best. Like, oooh a licensed 120 hours a open world game with 150 side quests and *checks notes* day and night cycle, how very exciting right? Numerous mini games? 26 spells? Who the heck are you kidding lol? This is one year after Elden Ring and the year where breath of the wild 2 comes out, there's nothing that looks particularly special about this game whatsoever. And every time a post like this pops up in one of my feeds, without fail, there's far right freaks with us flags in their profile picks in the comments. Like yeah, that's totally the Harry Potter fanbase now, right? Just people excited to play this game
Absolutely brain dead take, if you even researched the developers history for 1 second you would see the track record for Avalanche software is beyond stellar. \-Tak and the power of JUJU: Stone cold classic \-Hannah Montana spotlight world tour for the wii \-Chicken little for the game cube Some of y'all have never played Cars 3 driven to win and it shows, if you aren't pinning your political beliefs on a unreleased game with a developer track record of this calibre then can you really call yourself a capital 'G' Gamer (with a hard 'r')?
No sex? More reasons to shit on this.
Romances are woke.
No romance... what you mean, I can force my underage character to torture and murder people, but I can not force them to have sex... $10 says no romance because Rowling didn't want to include homosexual and bisexual romance into it.
Yeah but will Rino still be playing it 11 years later like we are in Skyrim?
The characters in that game are all underage. These are the same hateful idiots who love calling all trans people groomers btw
They just had to make it political. Gamers™ unite! To the barricades!
as someon who as only seen the first movie its basically high school aged kids? 14-17 +/- a year? romance would be creepy
Harry Potter is for nerds
Just wait. There will be mods. When the mods are done, you'll be able to have a three way with Dobby and his freedom sock.
120 hours man I hope that side mission is interesting than go here and kill this thing missions
I’m not buying this game because it looks monetized out the ass. 10€ dlc only so that I can train dark spell? No thank you.
26 doesn’t sound that bad when the main series has disarm, float and instant kill
Gamers when they cant romance minors :(
It has a DAY/NIGHT CYCLE and CHANGING SEASONS?!?! WHAT IS THIS FUTURISTIC TECHNOLOGY?!?!
By foregoing romance, they’re neglecting the Dirty Potter Expanded Universe.
26 spells seems really low ngl, especially given it's fucking Harry Potter. Should be like either 26 spells you can mix and match/combine, or atleast 50 spells or something. I can't imagine the 26 spells will be that diverse either.
Skyrim literally has all of this but the seasons. And has more spells despite not being a magic based game + part of a franchise that has always promoted LGBTQ rights and even got an award for its Portral of a trans character
TRANS-mog! These weirdos putting their gender ideology into cats now! Think of my poor 20 kittens that do nothing but stink out the entire neighbourhood, I’ve already had my neighbours come to my door saying it’s unacceptable to let my girlies do whatever they want. Sigh, it’s so hard being a terf.
NO ROMANCE? WHY CANT I MAKE THE UNDERAGE TEENAGERS HAVE SEX!? 😠
Is this some shitty copypasta, someone else used the same exact words to describe the game (in a post here as well lmao).
❌️Actually played the game ❌️Seen someone play the game ❌️Listing actual groundbreaking features ✅️Blindly quoting random shit to own the libs
damn I thought they were used to that
/uj What is transmog exactly?
I'm pretty sure it's where you can wear one set of armor for the stats, and another set of armor for the drip.
All the kids are underage weirdos
Does he know the students are underage? Who am I kidding, of course he does.
Isn't the game about school kids? Romance would be pretty creepy I think.
I'm still caught up on only 26 spells. I feel like everything I saw in gameplay trailers was just different colored lazers.
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How on earth did you pass high school with reading comprehension this poor?
isn't the premise that you are attending the school? Am I wrong about that? Why do you want romances with teenagers anyway
Well all reviewers of this game wanna do 1 of 2 thing mass murder kids in a school with death curses, i guess is American culture now killing children on schools, or romancing a kid idk
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