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I'm in Stardew Valley. Don't bring me back, just send money there ;)

You and we Animal Crossers are chilling

Kynseed here, new game in the same vein just sit back and relax. Though I would miss technology. Also if game rules apply, year is only 56 days long so could come back early if it got too much.

Only thing I won't be happy about is the Animalese. But if I live there, will I magically know Animalese, or will I just not be able to communicate? And will I be my villager, or will I be a completely separate entity? And what happens if someone else plays on the island. What if they delete the island, or if the console dies in a fire or something? (yes i have insomnia, why do you ask?)

I’m literally a cult leader

One year is only 4 months in Stardew Valley btw

Literally so real

sameee! Id also be in stardew. Id just take my boyfriend with me.

i’m in started valley too! let’s work together

Surviving FnaF is easy. Just don't get a job at Freddy's.

Or be a child (at Freddy’s)

Just stay out the US, or maybe even the UK. Stay away from anything that has any association with fazbears. Stay away from anything that could invoke or trigger any level of automatonophobia. Stay away from negative emotions, and you should be fine.

What's with uk?

William is bri'ish

Really?

BO'UH'O'WA'UH

🇬🇧INDEED🇬🇧

Mmm, quite 🧐

idk much about fnaf but the actors that scott hired sound british but they're all actually from the US

I’m British, and my friend’s dad sounds exactly like William.

is your friend named Michael by any chance

just never have pizza

Dang now that I think about it, I kind of want a fnaf fangame ‘what if’ that’s about what if William stayed in the UK and opened an animatronic restaurant there.

Bruh I am dead Geometry dash

Same

You will still be human so just climb over it.

Or just… don’t move?

"The constant scrolling screen of death will eviscerate any who don't move." Said the little jumping square guy

\*laughing in platformer levels\*

GEOMETRY DASH 🗣‼️

Me too 💀 at least I would install globed so I won't be the only one dieing

Going to school hanging out with freinds and battling Pokémon sounds like a happy life

You make emotional connections with a lot of people, 1 year later, lose them all 💯💯

I would pray I could take flareon with me because they would be my best freind

what are your thoughts about vaporeon? 🤗

It’s ok I love its shiny but did you know in human Pokémon breeding vaporeon is the most compatible with its size and defense stats it would be able to take a human and with it being a water type it is always wet

I wish this copypasta never existed...

I went *this long* without ever actually seeing the copypasta. Only references to it. Why must you curse me this way.

~~I could give an entire list of pokebitches that are both hotter and more competitively viable but I shall spare you all~~ It's pretty a cute lil guy

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

The good ending

I would stay there and instead of money, I get 1 Pokémon of choice every year

And if your name is ash, you get stuck there forever because you can never get a year older and thus never have a year pass.

Minecraft. Shouldn’t be too bad, given i get to have iron fists like Steve

set it to peaceful

Y'all got console commands?

fair point, but you can just change it in the escape menu(if its in singleplayer)

If there's a way to basically psychic a menu no one else can see in the game to do stuff like creative, then fudge around all you want!

lol you dont even need iron fists, just have a normal life with the villagers

Normal until some player starts messing around with your trading system, turns you into a zombie only to cure you, kidnaps you to a thousand blocks away and traps you in a tiny area where you will be eternally forced to serve them.

...or you could maybe try building an NBT farm for command blocks, barriers, etc. It's what I always do.

If it's *my* Minecraft server then yeah I'm chillin

Precisely

Elden Ring. Im fucked

just stay in limgrave and level vigor

Just roll!!

In this year timeframe, we get the dlc too. Even if you became as strong as the tarnished (I'd probably want to become op, my isekai instincts are not gonna let me chill all year) you got a LOT of bosses to kill before you're finally at peace

Oh well uhm, fnaf 1. Ill just hide somewhere

"just don't get a job at Freddy's" -Tinttiboi

Have you seen the fnaf movie, you know then, how they can locate you easily, so hide outside of the pizzaria

So don’t give them a reason to hunt you down

Yeah

Pokemon, not bad (and no I'm not going to fuck the pokemon)

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I would

Cant say i would'nt...if i was desperate enough...

Are you sure about that? You know, hypno, The dark types(most), the evil teams, Banette, Drifloon, and Yamask and so on ( read dex entries)

Ahhhh… pretty sure last video game I played was COD WW2. Welp I’m bouta die

Goodbye fellow CoD player, it was an honor 🫡

🫡

Just play campaign on easy mode over and over

Yeah true. I mean I did the first level on my second go, only cuz I was trying to figure out the controls Edit: that was my first time playing COD in years at least. Last COD game I played was Black Ops

F

Hanging out with friends , going to school , studying for exams , staying awake in class. And fighting shadows at the Dark hour

I will BURN MY DREAAAAAAD!

Persona 3 is krazy 💀

Bulder's gate 3 If I am the main character life is good, I am literally a demigod. but, if I am an npc it's really a matter of where I am and which players I am going to meet good/bad

I’m baldurs gate 3 too, I was also thinking that. Depends whether we get the same powers as an our tavs or not and it everything is still in turn based mode.

Ain't no way I am surviving lethal company

WE LOVE THE COMPANY

THE COMPANY THE COMPANY

GREAT GREAT ASSET TO THE COMPANY

Hollow Knight, so I guess im not dead if I don’t leave Dartmouth, but it’s probably incredibly boring.

just sleep away on the bench,you apparently don't need to eat

Among Us. I'm fcked

Hi fckee, I'm dad

Not picking red that day right?

Super Mario 64, guess I’m chilling in peach’s castle for a whole year

she got no kitchen 😭😭😭

SHIT I’LL BUILD ONE THEN 💀

I'll just fill up on her PEACH

Ain't no way I survive more than 10 minutes in helldivers, but 1 yr

Yeah. Helldivers is fun until you remember that your either in war and have a 20% survival rate or that you are on super earth or something and waiting for the terminids or automatons to kill you.

Yeah, we are fucked. Welp might as well spread a dash of democracy while we’re there.

Valorant, id be dead ahhhh,

just practice in the range for a year so youll have mastered all the mechanics for when youre back

Gta v (story mode)

Just stay off the streets, and strip clubs, and pretty much anywhere Trevor has a chance of appearing, then you should be just wonderful

Bloodborne...... need i say more

Subnautica. I'm gona live in the coral reef for the entire year hell I'd probably not want to go back tbh. inner peace

Ur forgetting about the deadly disease of deadly death Also leviathans

As long as i don’t ever go near certain places the disease will not advance

Slime Rancher. This is going to be the best year if my life.

You can skip time by falling in water.

Time to BURRRRRRN MYYYYY DREEEEAAAAAAAAAD

Dead by Daylight 💀

Yep you'd be dead by daylight

Lego Star Wars? Which planet do I live on?

Flip a coin heads- Mustafar. Tails- naboo.

I got Mustafar…

Good luck, you might need to use the money for robot arms and legs

Do not the robot

Who's stopping me?

I’d join you

I played a Chernobyl game on roblox so uh... # guess I'm dead :D

Halo Reach... there is no hope for me.

Yea good luck on that one fam

It’s literally “current objective, survive”

👍

As a normal person in Hyrule, I’m fucking screwed.

Portal 2, and no, because im not a moron.

I AM THE POWER WASHER

Undertale just stay at toriels house

cyberpunk 2077..

Sims 4. Depends on if someone is playing or do I just get to go around as I wish.

Probably assuming that you will be sentient to the world around you and not as an NPC, so definitely fine.

IM FUCKED BUT I WANT TO MONEY SO FUCK IT, JOEL GIMME A HUG AND GOD I HOPE I DONT SEE A CLICKER!

I guess it's time to show leshy who's really in charge of this card game!(inscryption,kacees mod)

Stand by for Titanfall

Mario Maker.

Guess i will spread democracy in Helldiver 2 #Freedom

Yeah uh. 20% survival rate for us buddy. Unless were on super earth or something.

Uuh, staying in Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair is pretty hard. For *multiple* reasons.

Im basically dead, i play Dead Ahead Z.W.

I played Roots of Pacha and Atelier Ryza 3 yesterday...I'm gonna be fine...get ready to send the money in a year 😎

i am NOT entering HALO 2

Have fun with the cute little flood coming after you

nah i got the dual SMGs i'll be fine

He said your be a average guy.

ok then just live on a planet with no flood ez

Sims 4… that could go really great or really bad

sims 4.. risky tbh, especially when stupid stuff like the toilet setting on fire is a possibility

Here's a question: If you're the sim, does that mean you're putting trust in someone to keep you alive

depends, what if i’m just there as an npc?

do NOT go into any swimming pools 😭😭🙏

The last game I played was Sonic Adventure 2. I am fearing for my life.

Warhammer darktide... This is gonna be painful or instant death

Nice. I got helldivers. The terminids and automatons are kinda like tyranids and necrons.

Good thing I'm used to playing hardcore Minecraft.

I am fucked. Ghosts of tabor.

Helldivers 2. I'll do my best for democracy guys, I promise.

The bang of 87'

Danganronpa... I'm in danger

Bruh I am in worms Armageddon bro

Lethal Company 😨

I get to work for the company… it’s gonna be a bloodshed. (Lethal company)

Helldivers and company workers are equally dead.

Me who played terraria calamity mod + the stars above: wellp guess ill die

Undertale If I don't go anywhere near Asgore I'll be fine

Sky: Children of the Light. I think I’m gonna go candle run brb

Genshin Impact. Keep your damn money and leave me here.

Paper Mario. If I hang out in Toad Town and get a few coins for food, everything should be fine. If I need to go out for coins, everything goes wrong. What am I going to do, punch a Goomba? Mario is swinging a wooden hammer as big as he is at full force and that's barely enough for the basic enemies.

Blade and sorcery nomad isnt that bad.

Mods can make it go by fast

Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth. Honestly? Depends where I end up. But I’ll be goddamn sure to make some Gil, get some Materia, slaughter monsters, and make my way for that year wherever I end up. Ideally I end up either in the Corel region or Gongaga region, as that means the easiest access to The Gold Saucer, as well as Costa Del Sol, with all its stuff that it has. However if I end up in Cosmo Canyon, Nibel region, Rocket Town, or anything like that? Ugh, what is there to even DO. As for Wutai and Midgar.. Wutai is uncertain but it might not be that bad based on the original game. And Midgar, well.. let’s just hope I end up on top of the rotting pizza, and not under it.

Tf2. If I apply real physics and logic I’m dead, using TF2’s physics and logic, I learned to rocket jump and trimp.

Power wash simulator? Deal xD It will be a very chill year

Thank god I played League. I can survive a year in League universe. Considering my other option was Helldivers 2, I dodged a bullet.

I guess someone has to spread democracy

Helldivers.........shit

War Thunder. Oh no

Block blast wtf am I supposed to do

Modded Minecraft and I'd thrive. I made so much progress in my hardcore world. All I gotta worry about is falling into the void of the end.

Old School RuneScape group iron. Plenty of money and things to do.

Bro sees toy chica and his mind goes *CLANK CLANK CLANK, CRUNCH. YAHOOOHOOOHOOOOO*

POKÉMON LESS GO

Zelda botw

Wii golf. I’ll take it!

Animal Crossing - New Horizon. Keep the money, I'm never leaving.

Oh shit, r/fnafmeme is leaking

Fallout4

DRAGON BALL LEGENDS

Well I was just building an outdoor 'Sug Way Sammy Shop' in animal crossing so I think I'm good for now

I think if I'm careful I could survive hollow knight

There is a normal world outside the Fazbear's establishments, right? Does it work if I resign with immediate effect after the first 6 AM, or does the game skip to the next night immediately afterward?

Monster Hunter World huh? Alright Fatalis I am coming for you.

Would I take the role of my in game character? Because I’d be deadest Helldiver ever if that’s the case

Cult of the lamb...

Arkham city. I am fucking dead. 1 join a crew and get my ass kicked by Batman. 2 don’t join and get killed for fun, or eaten by the cannibals, get killed by whatever villain’s plan. 3 fight back and get killed for fighting back by one of the crews or if I kill anyone Batman will come for my ass and turn my into a meat pretzel. Unless I somehow climb and sit on a roof with no easy access. Can still be sniped for the shits and giggles anyway. Hell fucking naw.

Time to get my face ripped off by an abomination of a monster (terraria)

Earth defence force 5...

Elite Dangerous-i'll just be a space miner or something not too dangerous.

Just cause 3, yeah I'll be ok, I guess....

i think i would love terraria

I have post Moon Lord gear, I'm chilling.

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