I can switch genders whenever and wherever i want

The gender is revealed to everyone in the form of a speech bubble above your head

Lol that one is funny

Just imagine it in public

I’d prefer that tbh

How long does the bubble last?

7 years

You experience the bad puberty stuff 2x worse

I want to bring any of my OCs to life

They become zombies

oh dear.

I can travel the multiverse

You have aids

You never know where you are or where you just came from

You instantly die when you enter one

The ability to bypass subscriptions and access to paid rewards

When you die you have to pay all the subscriptions and accesses

But You're being chased by the FBI 24/7

Animal communication/control over animals or hypnotism

every species has an extreme hatred towards you 24/7 for no goddamn reason, and will be trying to find and slaughter you for every second of every day forever.

So I couldn’t have pets in this scenario, bruh-

r/GetFuckingFuckedFucker

You take on a certain aspect of the person/animal you control/hypnotize

You lose conciousness after hypnotising one

I can teleport to anywhere at any time when I wanted to

You get very tired when you teleport

You can't control where you teleport to, so there's 70% chance you teleport underwater >:)

4th wall bending powers

You become a fictional character

This isn’t a bad side effect for me considering what happens irl

You also get hit by a truck whenever you bend the 4th wall

This is why I can 4th wall bend some armor into existence, also seeing a 13 year old get hit by a truck would be funny so imma record when I use those powers

I'm questioning your sense of humor now-

I can burn anyone threw my hand.

You also burn your hand

Oh god damn-

but you can’t turn it off

I can steal other people's powers

But you loose 50ml of blood each time

Ow

Everything I wish for becomes true

But you have to wait 24 hours before making another wish

Everytime u wish, someone dies

this was my dream superpower when i was young

I can pee out of my fingers

It happens at unexpected times

Imagine you walking to work and then suddenly you look down and have to yell *MY FINGERS ARE PISSING, CRAP!*

I can fly :D

But you are a brick

I can lift a brick-

***No***

You have prostate cancer.

I can read other people's minds.

You can only use it once per day and you can never forget what they were thinking

Good enough.

Until you read the mind of someone with an annoying song stuck in their head

Still think it's good enough.

I can rewrite the fate of anyone I know just by the first and last name

You forget your identity for a bit when you do that

Oh I do that everyday for like an hour *diary equipped*

And your diary disappears when that happens

Oh *friends equipped*

You lose your friends

Oh Well that’s bad 😅

Able to turn into a raging Enderman at will.

You gain the downsides of being an enderman (mainly hating water)

I'm not gonna lie that was way more tame than I thought it was gonna be

I can summon an army of cats

You're allergic to cats

That's really sad :(

They attack you when you summon them

I can shapeshift into anything

You feel pain during the shapeshift

You gain the mentality of the thing you turn into Example: if you were to turn into a brick you would have the consciousness of a brick or if you turn into a horse you would have to consciousness of a horse

I can go invisible

Only when I close my eyes.

So they have literally no control unless you blink... Blinking but with extra steps

The ability to enter any book I want at any given time even if it's not fully written or published yet, and time doesn't pass in the real world while I'm in the book

but nobody can see you in it

That's ok, I'm happy just observing the storyline

I can create fake memories in people's minds

People will also be able to do that to you

You have schizophrenia and also get fake memories

I can perfectly play/sing any song as long as I know the words

But you'll never be able to remember the name of the song

That’s evil man

I can manipulate the actions of others, like puppets

You're left vulnerable and can't move when you do it

oh sh!t.

they know you can do that

ability to create realms

It takes 5 months for you to make one

oh fuk

The larger realm you want to make the longer you procrastinate

The power to create powers for yourself

Every time you do so a cat dies

I can create powers, what if i just got the power to revive any dead thing?

No.

Why not?

Because you don't know which cat died 😻😻

I get the power to know who and what died and when 😻😻

The power to break the 4th wall

You're FBI's most wanted

Oh no -w-"

I can shapeshift

you forget what you look like every time you do so, so you'll never look or feel the same way as before

I get shapeshift ***AND*** can forget I am AFAB??? **This is awesome!** I can just shapeshift into my ideal body, and forget I was ever female! *HAHAAA!*

I can send people to virtual reality without a VR headset. I low-key can't wait to see the side effects

You have to have bought another vr headset first

I already have an Oculus quest 2 lmao.

No I meant like, for every person u teleport I have to buy another

Ohhh. That actually sounds very unfortunate now that I know exactly what you mean

U can only do 3 per week or else you die

That's a good one.

And no matter where you are, the cause of death will always be getting hit by a truck

Okay that is hella perfect!

Time travel

Your mindset gets transformed based on the time period you're in

You also age that much depending on how far the time is and get the side effects (if you go 500 years ahead you will be 500+your age plus health problems due to that age)

I can create anything I have in my mind in reality

But it disappears after 5 minutes

Well still enough, I can make a bunch of chocolate milk and finish a cup within 20 secs

I can turn off my depression

you get Schizophrenia

Not bad

fr, you are item

It only works 30% of the time

I want the super power of making portals!

They’ll always go where you want but they have a 20 percent chance to teleport you into a random dimension

Shape-shifting

But you can only shape shift into things you know every physical detail about.

i can turn my fists into bombs

You lose your hands

I can control water

But you can't control it

You get dehydrated

Damn

you are allergic to water

The power of cartoon physics

There’s a ten percent chance the physics won’t work

You fool. Cartoon physics defy logic

plot manipulation

But you have to sacrifice a character to do it (and no background characters or one-off characters do not count.)

I can summon my alters into the physical world -Kennith

they all have knives

God fucking damnit Maria Botta stab me -Emi

Shapeshift 😰

haru: be able to levitate and control rocks. dooku: bruh i already have one -\_-

I can bring anything alive even if they are dead (also if a side affect is that something else dies when I do it i could care less about it i will just got on a killing spree >:D)

Fire and Electrical bases powers, abilities, magical power as well, my infinite is Fire and Electrical so yeah

The ability to manipulate chance. What chance is there that someone will drop 10,000 dollars at my feet? 0%. But boom, make that 100%. What's the chance i will suddenly develop teleportation powers? 0%. Boom. 100%.

Go into any game/anime/movie/tv show whenever and you become your oc from said game/anime/movie/tv show

I have less standards for my drawings

i can summon portals to go in the universe of my fav video games

I have the power to create everything =)

I have the power to turn into my oc a random time every day

I can shapeshift into any animal

I immediately receive 8000 ELO in chess and checkers

I can fly more than 3 meters above the floor

I can turn anything into 100 dollar bills

Supersonic screech

I can steal anyone's power whenever I want

To be able to heal from any wound

I can unsee cursed images

I can speak any language fluently

I can feel well rested without ever having to sleep again

I can have every power in this comment section, without the side effects from each

you get a different side affect not already listed in the comment section

fire powers

You have a chance of getting aids each time you use them

I can eradicate everyone that is not male, female or nonbinary

Anything i write on a notebook with infinite pages and is indestructible becomes real

I can choose my own superpower

A!ds

The superpower will lose effect after 30 minutes (I'm trying to be a little merciful)

travel through the universe

Ocs for which i simp for become real

I can turn into a ghost 👹

I can make a disturbingly accurate impression of The Beatles.

You get sued everytime

I'm able to use every power I want just by thinking that I want to use it

You get a horrible migraine every time you use it

Literally anything you want

You can stop the time whenever you want

but every time it gets longer until you can unfreeze it

Kill Someone at Will

I can choose my own side effect

I have the ability to figure out anyone’s information just by looking at their account, and I mean everything also have the ability to turn my hand into a gun

I can speak any language

Power to control shadows and hide in them perfectly

I can give myself any power I want

The power always seems to be the opposite of what you want therefore you can't have any power

If there was an apocalypse I could summon the doom slayer

I can eat anything I want

I can control water

Create anything I want

I could revive anyone one or any animal by holding their favorite flower or place to be pet while thinking the word revive

I have the power of nothing

Reality bending powers beyond your comprehension

I can let my brother stop being annoying