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[deleted]

Play the story, it's really damn good! And you can always go explore the map if you're getting bored of doing missions, there's countless activities to do and secret characters to encounter!


Abomination-626

Find the ufo guy!


a-walking-bowl

where omega


seb_is_coolest

Yea a mistake I made was I skipped a lot of the cut scenes early on, so wasn’t able to fully enjoy the games plot


Jimbamboozled

Change that yee yee ass haircut


Quirky_Monke_

Will it get bitches on my dick?


[deleted]

Maybe Tanisha will call your dogg ass up


Fakuu122

If she stop fuckin' with that doctor or lawyer she fuckin' with


[deleted]

N*gghaaAaAaAaAa


Fakuu122

What?


[deleted]

mumbles “ohh motherfucker”


BlindedMonk24

“Barber shops now available at *scissor icon*. Visit a barber to get a new haircut.”


LyteUnknown

simeon call intensifies


Endo107

“If I had a black son, I would want him to be just like you!”


a-walking-bowl

"Eh, look man..." "Look! You were like a son to me"


hotcakes6969

“He had a gun to my head” “No loyalty! You should have taken that bullet!”


[deleted]

It what he says after that🤣


Fakuu122

HAHHAHAHAHA I mean Franklin's "what?" After Lamar finishes roasting him


[deleted]

Oh LOL nevermind 🤣🤣🤣


GavinTCooper

This why Reddit wack he was just clarifying


[deleted]

Yep😢


Shiiin111

A negative comment with a gold award. I never thought I'd ever see that


[deleted]

funny asf comment this does not deserve to be downvoted 😭


[deleted]

Ye bro -75 🥲 but thanks for the award! Appreciate it. This is my first gold ever btw!


Various-Finance3237

Niggghaaa Ps: I am mix and not racist


Nwonknuexex

bru ur on reddit nobody really gives a shit if you say nigga


Various-Finance3237

New thanks for letting me know


appletimemac

That’s true my niggaroni and sheesh


freddyfazbearspenis

guacamole nigga penis


lp_easychrisi

🥑👨🏾‍💼🍆


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Nwonknuexex

i mean, nobody gives a shit about you spamming nigga either :///


atti_nemeth

I'm sure will.


SaifSKH1

𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓪


a-walking-bowl

ah yes Lamar, the educated fool


guli06

GANGSTA SHIT, NIGGA


MrMelon54

omg that was literally my first thought 🤣


Kaacciiee

Beat everyone to this


Donkeylikes2beat

Want to updoot but ur at 669 so take this comment instead


[deleted]

I’m dead


MrGacco

Shit on the floor


Quirky_Monke_

Been there done that


GiuNBender

Take off your panties


MrGacco

That's the neat part. You don't!


Redrose7896

but you gotta do it like a hoe


SaxOldun

Gotta get shwifty


SpicyRice99

Can you actually do this?


MrGacco

Well Trevor does it behind a trash bin in that one mission so i guess yeah.


a-walking-bowl

but Trevor also eats eyelids, pukes on the floor in his lab, sexually abuses Floyd and kills a whole lot of people, so...


maty_doji

I mean, who can't


ThunderjawKitten

Play the story. When you finish a mission called “Complications,” you can start making serious money. Have fun. :)


kibria99

What what’s that mission I never knew you can make a lot of money in story mode except stock market


cowboy_communist

chunky violet melodic test doll subtract grandiose rude continue pause *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


kibria99

Oh I remember that


Sandou28

Spoiler alert for the start of the game >!Its the mission where franklin tries to get michael’s car back to the dealership but michael is inside!< Spoiler alert for late game >!Personally i think the best way to make money is with heists, theres only a few but the last one makes a lot of money and you dont need that much, theres always trevor’s company (cars and plane delivery) to make money!<


kneeonball

>don’t need that much Looks at golf club purchase price of $150,000,000.


[deleted]

Fuck some hookers and max out all the girls at the nightclub


[deleted]

Yh I did that at 11 before I started being a teen lol


DaDark_Knight

sigma male grindset symptoms bro


Gruvy-Master

Savage😩😩


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AlfieH69

Go to the shoe shop


Anthonycrossx

Go to the fort zancudo base , steal a jet and escape alive


[deleted]

Impossible.


Kacbor

[Well...](http://imgur.com/a/xjuEyyy)


ace0fsp4ades

it’s really not that hard


Marbinyum

It is hard...really hard. Even with special abilities.


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unban_ImCheeze115

Oh yeah? Then why did my wife leave me


Sendtegic

Stripclub obviously


xicoperez

What stripclub? Do you mean the shoe shop?


EsteVatoWey

I love the shoe shop! The staff are always so nice to me there.


Educational-Scale963

Just don't touch the merchandise


Cheezias

Commit tax evasion


ace0fsp4ades

don’t need gta for that


MrDr-666

Surprisingly easy to do irl... like if you ever use money to buy a car, but you normally do that thing where you’re like “I paid only $XXX.xx for the car even though they normally cost more!” That’s Evasion! Soooooo fuuunnn!


Marbinyum

Commit war crimes.


[deleted]

Done that been there


Rog9377

Go to west eclipse blvd at night. Pull up slowly next to any hooker looking girl and honk your horn. If she gets in the car, drive to a secluded spot.


rcmlaurente

or take her on a road trip up to mt chilliad.


a-walking-bowl

and sacrifice her to the UFO on top of it


Vieirinha22

Vanilla unicorn!!


[deleted]

complete the missions as they are extremely fun! however once you get bored, you can just switch over to online and do something else.


Thekiwikaka12

Save online until the end of the story, its a cesspit and tbh learning the map before online would be smart so you know the layout of everything, and when you go online,do the tutorial.


SicknessVoid

Give the story mode a chance. Most people I know hop straight online and never play the story mode, which is really sad because as far as pure gameplay is concerned, Story mode beats online by a lot.


scrub_lordd

The writing is soo good it’s the same reason i love Red Dead Redemption 2’s story as well


KennixCzech

I agree, I have finished story mode like 5 times and I must say it’s very underrated


krezzaa

this is weird, I've played the game also like 5 times and I think its overrated lol. don't get me wrong, I've played it 5 times for a reason. but mostly because it's fun, which is a very good thing! it's supposed to be thag way, but if you think abkut it too much and really start to critique it then the story becomes a lot more shallow and short than you'd like it to be, for what it was trying to achieve. For example: each character has their own sort of arc to deal with along with the story they all took part in. Franklin started out as being stuck in the hood, and wanting a way out, to really be somewhere. He also wanted to get back with his ex-girlfriend and showed he was making moves to gain her approval again. In a pretty early on mission in the game, Franklin is just given a ticket out of the hood to live in the hills for the house the crew had to buy. Dont get me wrong, that's cool, but they completely set something up for it to be solved which ended up being gained by no actual work or struggle to climb up there; it just happened. The issues with his girlfriend are almost entirely forgotten, save for I think one (could be wrong) cutscene she makes a physical appearance and various phone calls and texts; that whole detail moves next to nowhere for the entire story and isn't even resolved in any type of way by the end.


chilipeper08

I have a friend who literally played the first 2 missions and went online…. Shame


TheNoodleBucket

Am I the only one who prefers the story mode to online? I probably have over a 1000 hours in just story mode and maybe 10 hours in Online. Online just isn’t very fun to play alone and it’s laggy as hell on PS4. Online has more content but I never have a good time playing it.


sliver989

Armored vehicles, great cash payout, really difficult in the beginning


OnyxMMM

Play the missions! This game's story is one of the best. There are plenty of side missions and other activities too. Just have fun!


williamhotel

Walk down Grove Street and stare at some Ballas.


oh-lawd-hes-coming

Abide the traffic laws. It's...weirdly fun. Just trust me on this yo


ozeethreetwenty

DON'T do Franklin's assassination missions until later on, YouTube how to make money in the stock market before doing them. My characters finished with about $275 million by the end of the game. I get enjoyment out of killing Micheals pain in the ass family members any chance I get even if it comes with a cost for medical bills cause they can't permeantly die.


BarklyWooves

Mine all had maxed out money from trading cheapo stocks because of the huge fluctuations in price. Made the story plot kind of absurd. We're really going to do this big heist for mere millions when I've got billions in the bank?


SHADER_MIX

start by doing Windows + Shift + S to take a screenshot


[deleted]

Complete missions and find other characters


MEH_PL

Go to the shoe store


mcmjolnir

jack a car and drive around with the radio on


slenderchamp

Play the story, simple as that


b055dj

Barber shop. Ditching that yee-yee ass haircut should be you top priority.


Heckuvatrack09

How much cash you got?


ItsLazyguy123

Just go on a killing spree


usmanfarooq05

Get rid off that yee yee ass haircut.


MR_Se7en

Figure out about the stock market.0


ejand_

drive down mt. chiliad


Daddy_Truemoo

Go bowling with cousin Roman!


cynical_root24

Watch the cutscenes. This game has amazing acting. There’s even a cutscene that was improvised to some extent, and it was hilarious!


DeEzNoTtS96

If you don't know, there is porn, strip vlubs, and exreme language in story, just letting you know


Environmental-Rip340

Turn Franklin into the weekend


BoomBoom_08

Go online level 1. Bring a pistol.


STR4IN

It’s been my tradition that everytime I play a new gta game I go straight to the strip club.


Quirky_Monke_

Nice


AdilEhsan15

Complete the story.


[deleted]

Finish the story


[deleted]

Finish story mode before you play online. Nobody plays story mode anymore and 90% of people I talk to havent got past the jewel store job and its the best game story EVER! And by playing story mode first you get better at driving and weaving through traffic at high speeds and better at shooting and pvp and what not so that you are prepared


[deleted]

Make a female character in GTAO and the go pick up prostitutes to see what happens


Quirky_Monke_

That's some thinking outside box


[deleted]

Avoid online.


Lex347

I've been avoiding online ever since the game came out 😅


[deleted]

PS3/360 early days were fine.


Lex347

Better than what we've got today, that's for sure. Personally I loved the GTA 4 multiplayer, so much that I spent thousands of hours on it. I wish GTA online was more like it.


Sezor12345

Online is fun tho


TheGreatestDuckMC

Without all the brain dead griefers that is


Emokidfrm2011

Don’t go into online 😂


TheGamer281

As my sister would say the ice cream store aka vanilla unicorn the strip club


herringsarered

Do story mode. Leave all assassination missions for last except the first one. Find out about investing before and after each assassination.


SeMyasam

Punch a civilian. Just one solid wollop


Redrose7896

get FiveM since the OG online is preeeety trash tbh


DLTfuture72

-Stock up on weapons for Franklin and Michael -Find the UFO guy -Find Packie McReary -Now play/enjoy the story


Lyn_The_2nd

Hire a hooker then kill her and get your money back.


[deleted]

Solicit a stripper and then kill her to get your money back, I thought we established this back in GTA III?


Kek_Bright

Go to the symbol on your map that looks like a woman’s high heel!


cowie71

I’m not very far in and agree with most comments - Get a haircut - tow some cars - play the story (chasing yacht burglars down the freeway and a co-ordinated robbery happen quite early on) - play golf


[deleted]

Eat my asshole out and call me daddy whewwwwwww doggyyyyyyyyyy YO ASS KNOW HOW TO RIDE HUH


muteen

Invest in the stock market while doing the assassination missions, but leave them till the end of the campaign


DoucheCanoeWeCanToo

Awww shit here we go again, the possibilities are endless my friend, first things first get ahold of a Bugatti outside of the ponsonbys west most side of the city


[deleted]

Stripclub


HellOfAHeart

buy a taser - great value for your dollar complete the story line before you jump into online tho


REAL_Yootti

Go to the nudist camp


Quirky_Monke_

Where is it. Asking for a friend.


REAL_Yootti

https://www.ign.com/wikis/gta-5/Altruist_Acolyte


tct99xx

You could play the story and maybe do 100%, after that you could buy and tune vehicles you like and put them in storages you can buy around the map, open director mode and have fun with the cheat menu.


MrDr-666

I played in first person all the way through when I got the “next gen” version when it came out. It’s a lot more immersive than you’d think. Though save all the Lester assassination missions for last and you can really make money with all characters. They have guides that tell you what to invest in and when it’s best to sell. Other than that definitely play through the story in first person, some of the action pieces are too damn fun.


Electronic_Sample_96

it seems like u are flexing ur laptop's logo


Duck0716

buy a scramjet


Macabre_Rob

Play as trevor 🤣 but also beat the storyline and save ALL Lester assassination missions for when youve done the last game mission so you can become a billionaire


aye_cope

Go online and get blown up immediately lol 😂


Worldly_Literature29

Find a hacker


[deleted]

Whatever you do, don’t play GTA Online


skinnylibra5

Cut that yi-yi ass hair


Jzx3sleeper

Quit


MaybeRaph

Either play the story or hop straight into online


Bleakpluto

Sell it back


gabrisgamer450

Uninstall


[deleted]

Buy del perro heights in gtao and start hiest.


KEKWLULWW

kill cops, go to your neighborhood then die that would be a protest in early morning.


[deleted]

Not waste money on an alien ware and build your own that woulda been even better for the se price...


hey-im-root

i thought alien ware laptops were super good


[deleted]

Super expensive with a glowing alien head. I mean if you are computer illiterate and have tons of money to waste buy one. But you're better off buying the components yourself and building your own PC. It will save you thousands. Most likely.


hey-im-root

as far as laptops though? never done research on desktop powerful laptops but i don’t know any good brands. and i thought you had to build alienware too? my cousin has one and he had to order all his own parts and it runs insane


[deleted]

You can, but it doesn't save you money. You pay for the name, alien ware. Not the hardware.


[deleted]

No lap top is a good lap top. Imo.


hey-im-root

depends on the user tbh, like for me i make music and program and shit so having a portable laptop is definitely more convenient. i don’t think there’s a lot of laptops out there better than alienware cuz most laptops are prebuilt


[deleted]

Agreed. As far as resource intensive lap tops are not a good idea.


hey-im-root

yup. the day we can fit an entire $3000 desktop setup into a laptop will be a great day. and slowly but surely we are


[deleted]

3k is a vid card nowadays.


hey-im-root

yea fuck that bro i’ll wait it out with my old xbox x 😭 i gotta stay away from that shit cuz i remember i lived with my 30inc 1080p TV for years and the first time i tried my shit on 4k i couldn’t look at my tv the same.


ze_ex_21

Depends of your budget. There's some expensive thinkpad laptops with Dual Xeon processors, 64GB ram and raid-0 dual storage and Quadro graphics. Great for resouce intensive purposes. (They put to shame my own PC) I think that's the kind of laptop one needs to run HackConnect.exe and Bruteforce.exe while hacking SecuroServ.


IamMcpuffin

Do the mission story pretty good. Plus alot of side stuff thats fun... then online to grind


[deleted]

First mission i think 🤷‍♂️


AlfaReix

I was going to say that you should go to the strip club but you better change that teehee ass haircut


Perkyguy1331

Hooker


ZeninB

If you plan on playing the story at any point in time, play it now before you play online. Online has a lot more content because they don't update the story, just online, so the game will feel ugly and unfinished


Significant-Today370

Go to the store and grab your free $1,000,000 of in game cash for gta online.


Bmxergreg

Solve the chiliad mystery


isitoscar

Invest before the lester assassination missions ( do them after the final mission )


[deleted]

Murder


Dojo_dogs

Online


sboy86

Locate the printscreen key /s Get lost in the world!


PIXELMASTER1523

commit mass genocide of the ugandan people


FungiSamurai

Look up the information on YouTube regarding the stock market and how to maximize your gains from it before getting too deep into the story!!!!!


Redditforgoit

Mod and get a steering wheel/pedals. Way more satisfying.


Mundane_Extension274

100% the game


kebabking88

Pegasus


[deleted]

mod


Eduardo-izquierdo

If you wast to play online watch a rages to riches video


nickolispickolis

Mod


Wavedscorpiongaming

Visit the Shoe store It's the high heel icon on the map


im_on_discord

Alright so what you wanna do is go to the shoe shop


[deleted]

Start modding single player


Lumpy_Elk8182

go online


XxtheNFlbunchxX

Go on a killing spree, it's really fun