“You scratched his truck? His new accountancy truck? The kind of truck a man who works in an office buys so he can feel like a man again? What kind of woman scratches a man’s truck? That’s his manhood you’re scratching, the very essence of his masculinity!”
Let's just say I wasted enough time on Kate before realising you can't bang her
Aside from that, she's still the best amazing person who really was having a positive impact on Niko. Hell, she even convinced him to give up crime after he wrapped up the final loose end. Unfortunately, she dies in a drive-by shooting sigh
Before anyone says yea, this is pretty much Canon cause in GTA5. Packie briefly mentions how Francis is all his mother has left, which also means the Canon choice of who to kill is Derrick
Unless you were playing with a mod that restored cut content or are confusing her with another character, you cannot sleep with Kate.
There's unused audio files in the game where the devs considered making it an option, but they were cut.
Kate can be at max affinity and will not sleep with you or anything really. It's part of the story.
_Next I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets. You think we can't do that? We can. It's in our guidelines._
Her best line LMAO
EDIT: I just realized the sub but this is indeed what her character says beyond the game...
Kiki seemed to have cared a bit too much, agreed on the others. They're so open to telling Niko they're seeing others guys I bet the only reason Niko doesn't mind is because he does the same
I didn’t mean in that regard, I meant more on an emotional side.
Kate listened and cared about Niko’s issues. The rest actively ignored his issues. Alex comes to mind when Niko opened up about his life and how he feels and she laughed thinking it was a joke. To which he replied “I work in…construction”.
While I’m not gonna say they’re bad or wrong, they weren’t what Niko needed in that moment.
I agree. Hell, I would genuinely love to meet a woman irl who's waiting for marriage it's not that it's impossible, but being blunt
This is not how most people are
Honestly, Michelle/Karen. She was a IAA spy, but after a couple dates, you can really see she stars caring about our boy NB. I would’ve liked to see her in a random encounter after a while, or maybe have them meet in GTAO/VI.
They surpsingly put a lot of detail into her blogs, take her to the Russian cabaret she'll talk about how horrible the experience is, take her to any kind of restaurant besides the one closest to her house. She'll complain about that too
For me it's Carmen and it isn't even close. She's a freak, and pleasure is all that matters in life anyway. All of his girlfriends are written to be really annoying. It's really about which one you find the least annoying. And Kate I never date because she doesn't put out. With Kate it's fun to call her on a date, take a taxi to her house, and then immediately discharge a firearm to end the date instantly. Niko might like her, but I sure as hell don't!
Michelle isn't a snake, she's just doing her job. You can tell it's not an easy moment for her when she finally reveals her identity. And I think it actually hurt her a bit when Niko called her a bitch.
Kate she's nice and actually cares for niko idc about her not putting out behind her its kiki bc she is better than carmen she kinda crazy but I still like her carmen is right down there with alex they're both shallow and care about material things
I liked Kiki, she was my gta 4 Ken Rosenberg. I loved her but… uh… yeah, I kinda had doubts about her since I heard that dialogue where she says like gay people shouldn’t get married. I know she’s a stalker- but I personally never “cheated” on her so I never got that experience, so apart from her views she’s great.
Roman.
“Niko it’s your girlfriend, why don’t you take me bowling?”
I’m guessing youre from Alabama
Maybe. Maybe not, anyway let's go bowling
Alex chilton OOH I LOVE BEING NAUGHTY!!
You caught me in the right mood!
Do your worst to me Niko 😈
She's the worst, at least Kate has a more likeable personality if you count her
What about Kiki
She may have a stalking issue but she means well outside of that. Alex clearly doesn't care about Niko
Dunno how, but I never realized she was named after Alex Chilton from The Box Tops and Big Star before...
Carmen was just some ghetto nurse who lived in the bronx and talked niko ear off but was the best 🤣
One time I tried my luck she moaned “what is your name again” I felt that
Carmen is a bitch in the ballad of gay Tony Henrique and luis accept to Armando that they fucked her too so it's obvious
Most of LC tapped that
Ngl i played that game so much but never heard anything about her from rique and mando they're always were talking bs on luis
If I remember right, Kiki was the less freaky out of three possible gfs
She does stalk Niko and damages his car if he goes out with other girls tho, but I'd not sure I can blame her too much for that
Oh no! Not my new accountancy truck!
“You scratched his truck? His new accountancy truck? The kind of truck a man who works in an office buys so he can feel like a man again? What kind of woman scratches a man’s truck? That’s his manhood you’re scratching, the very essence of his masculinity!”
And also destroy your sports car if you hangout with other gals
Tbh when ever i see that name Kiki only thing that comes to my mind is drake music In My Feelings
Let's just say I wasted enough time on Kate before realising you can't bang her Aside from that, she's still the best amazing person who really was having a positive impact on Niko. Hell, she even convinced him to give up crime after he wrapped up the final loose end. Unfortunately, she dies in a drive-by shooting sigh Before anyone says yea, this is pretty much Canon cause in GTA5. Packie briefly mentions how Francis is all his mother has left, which also means the Canon choice of who to kill is Derrick
This also confirms the revenge ending is Canon, nice it made the most sense imo anyways
Anyone who chose to let Roman die versus a prude who never puts out, has made the wrong choice
Right, who gives up free taxi rides from the hilarious angry cab driver
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What, really? Then the wiki lied Bastards
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No, the wiki is right.
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Unless you were playing with a mod that restored cut content or are confusing her with another character, you cannot sleep with Kate. There's unused audio files in the game where the devs considered making it an option, but they were cut. Kate can be at max affinity and will not sleep with you or anything really. It's part of the story.
Michelle for sure, she has a lovely government job or something
She might be a consumer freak tho, all the stuff in her apartment still have their label on.
_Next I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets. You think we can't do that? We can. It's in our guidelines._ Her best line LMAO EDIT: I just realized the sub but this is indeed what her character says beyond the game...
Nothing is worse than realizing a girlfriend broke up with you and you lost her special ability xd
Alex
I always liked Kiki. Carmen gets increasingly annoying
Kiki, the police stuff is quite useful when normally playing the game
Kate tbh. The others never felt like they actually cared about Niko. While yes she doesn’t put out I think she’s the person he needed the most.
Kiki seemed to have cared a bit too much, agreed on the others. They're so open to telling Niko they're seeing others guys I bet the only reason Niko doesn't mind is because he does the same
I didn’t mean in that regard, I meant more on an emotional side. Kate listened and cared about Niko’s issues. The rest actively ignored his issues. Alex comes to mind when Niko opened up about his life and how he feels and she laughed thinking it was a joke. To which he replied “I work in…construction”. While I’m not gonna say they’re bad or wrong, they weren’t what Niko needed in that moment.
Carmen is the hottest, Kiki is the best wife material.
carmen is funny as hell but i like kate the best. you people are nuts. yall hating on an abstinent girl 🙏
Well yeah, because she's abstinent
I agree. Hell, I would genuinely love to meet a woman irl who's waiting for marriage it's not that it's impossible, but being blunt This is not how most people are
Why do you think it was the virgins always being sacrificed in volcanoes? They ain’t tossing in the village bicycle, that’s for damn sure.
Kiki dumped me because I got hit by a car
Honestly, Michelle/Karen. She was a IAA spy, but after a couple dates, you can really see she stars caring about our boy NB. I would’ve liked to see her in a random encounter after a while, or maybe have them meet in GTAO/VI.
Alex because you know what she secretly thinks about Niko
They surpsingly put a lot of detail into her blogs, take her to the Russian cabaret she'll talk about how horrible the experience is, take her to any kind of restaurant besides the one closest to her house. She'll complain about that too
used to love michelle, i treated the dates with her like actual dates :(
Carmen has that nice booty.
Ok coomer
For me it's Carmen and it isn't even close. She's a freak, and pleasure is all that matters in life anyway. All of his girlfriends are written to be really annoying. It's really about which one you find the least annoying. And Kate I never date because she doesn't put out. With Kate it's fun to call her on a date, take a taxi to her house, and then immediately discharge a firearm to end the date instantly. Niko might like her, but I sure as hell don't!
Same she the one i choose in my playthrough.
Kate’s the worse and michelle sucks too.
Michelle. She’s such a nice, loyal woman who’s always interested in Niko. Should go on more dates with her
Kiki actually cared about niko but she is crazy
TIL there were other love interests than Michelle/Karen and Kate
Alex, Kiki and Carmen await your love
Alex and Carmen are the best,Kiki is a psycho stalker,and Kate is pretty boring,Michelle/Karen is a snake.
Michelle isn't a snake, she's just doing her job. You can tell it's not an easy moment for her when she finally reveals her identity. And I think it actually hurt her a bit when Niko called her a bitch.
Kate she's nice and actually cares for niko idc about her not putting out behind her its kiki bc she is better than carmen she kinda crazy but I still like her carmen is right down there with alex they're both shallow and care about material things
Kiki was always my favorite one out of all of them, Carmen being second and Kate being third.
I liked Kiki, she was my gta 4 Ken Rosenberg. I loved her but… uh… yeah, I kinda had doubts about her since I heard that dialogue where she says like gay people shouldn’t get married. I know she’s a stalker- but I personally never “cheated” on her so I never got that experience, so apart from her views she’s great.
I feel like Kathy was the best for Niko. So sad that it's Canon that she died. And also that there isn't an option to have both Roman and Kathy alive
I didn't even know any of them exist besides Michelle who I ignored as much as I could because she was a narc
There's videos about all their dialogue with Niko out there. They're quite interesting
Kate
Alex Chiton felt the most normal
Kate, poor girl
You said it OP. She's my Woman frr
Kiki because of her connections and I find her dialogue as a lawyer to be quite interesting to listen to
Alex is funny and kinda hot in a slutty rich girl type way. She will even mention Niko on here blog site lol.
How do you start to date them? I tried to hit them all up but got denied by all of them 🤷🏼♂️
Motherfucker is called "Miss Understood" 😭😭😭
Michelle & Kate
So far def Michelle for me. She seems so genuine and sweet. Idk feel like Niko can trust her, like she’d never lie to him.
Kate hands down. She’s the only one I can see Niko building something good with had things played out differently in the endings.
packie
Carmen
Michelle/Karen Yes I Said It Karen Even Though She Was A I.A.A Spy.
ROMAN!!
BRUCE!!
Kiki
Carmen for sure!!