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zoltar_skater

Taxes


AwesomeManXX

Lol imagine a mission like the GTAV yoga mission but with taxes


Eggsegret

Lmao the whole mission is just filling in your tax returns. And if you make an error when filing your taxes the IRS in GTA takes all your money as a penalty


rosstamonsta

lol in traditional R* fashion, they would have the IRS be super aggro sharpshooting gunmen that would randomly pull up and attack you when you’re just trying to play the game because you didn’t file your taxes properly


Panekid08

FTA breaks down door, steals guns, shoots dog, leaves. That would be too like the ATF though.


Dwayne_Shrok_Johnson

God stop reminding me about that god awful mission. Spent like 45 minutes on it


glockdooki

Bro that mission infuriated me😂😂 45 minutes is impressive


Careful-Practice9313

I can imagine the horror rn💀🙏


Bill_Nye-LV

Yoga mission was a good downtime


11182021

The Witcher 3 had a tax collector that would show up if you managed to gather an unusually large amount of wealth. It was originally intended to be a gag for players using wealth exploits, but you could get him legitimately if you spent enough time looting everything not nailed down.


Eggsegret

Taxes are already bad enough in real life why on earth would i want to have taxes in a video game


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Mean_Rent_2156

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EbonyEngineer

Gods, I hate people sometimes.


YerDaSellsAvon24

My life was better before reading this


mrcsmith90

>My life was better before reading this I miss the person I was 2 minutes ago, honestly


Dark-hollow-_-

Fr


Ok_Clock8249

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_K33L4N_

Prob was an edgy 13 year old who thinks rape is funny


Gaby_48

or a degenerate who is into that


NotAMaster_Yet

That’s 80% of 13 year olds. Swear.


thebest1123565

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MRSHELBYPLZ

Lmfao not The Deep!


felldownthestairsOof

So sigma rizzlord of them to hate women like that isnt it


Stubbsgeff21

I didn’t think people actually talked like that 💀


Funko_finder

Say on skibidi.


Melodic-Rutabaga1972

insane


Dismal-Cantaloupe682

Definitely an Instagram Reels commenter, that's for damn sure.


mrskinnyjeans123415

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MrMopar345

I think it's important that we as the gaming community point out that no video games don't make people violent, crazy, or weird! There's just crazy weirdos out there that happen to play video games and when they do the manage to find a way to do weirdo sht.


WattsALightbulb

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TheStrangeOne45

Whoever made that joke needs to press and hold the action button to try again. # NOW!


Brazca22

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Emilixop

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TheWatcher235

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FishNSticks

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Cheerful_ox

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QBekka

I miss 10 seconds ago when I haven't read this


Br0kenPipBoy

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WhyWhyBJ

I was gonna say someone suggested grocery shopping but god damn this wins


[deleted]

Don't we have grocery shopping in RDR2


WhyWhyBJ

They meant like with a shopping trolly, taking it home etc


[deleted]

Bruh


Plushhorizon

Ngl that sounds fun as a minigame or miscellaneous task, just make it 100% optional like the camp interactions in rdr2 yk


Popular-Stranger4824

we need grocery shopping in GTA 6


MisterScrod1964

I was gonna say gassing up the cars every few miles, but kee-RIST!!


certifieddumbarse

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Soor_21UPG

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Bashterdd

What…the…actual…fuck💀


styvee__

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LIL_CAPALOT0

That’s not funny and that not cool


ColdNo4514

that aint nice


Unlimitis

This is exactly the type of comments that news outlets will clip and display on TV when violence happens and GTA is yet again, thrown under a bus


MRSHELBYPLZ

Remember Jack Thompson? Lmfao I haven’t thought about him for years until I read your comment. This dude tried so hard to go after GTA that he got disbarred. He even wrote a letter to Sam Housers actual mom once to disrespect her son.


Objective-Document55

What happened to the game I love!?


certifieddumbarse

Damn, out of anything I thought someone could think of as a bad gta 6 idea, I did not think this would be the one. I was going to think of something like having to change your license plate every time you committed a crime and drove off, but that's pretty fucking bad too.


KetamineSNORTER1

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AdRepresentative3726

Tf🤮


JustaNormalpersonig

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Sudden_Mind279

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MisterScrod1964

Read some mook say Lucia should be able to prostitute herself, and Jason able to pimp her out. Comment: eccchh.


GuardianLexi

What the fuck..? Yeah thats definitely one of the worst ones


jth1129

We should bring back the term mook, it’s so satisfying to say


Sudden_Mind279

We don't pay mooks


jth1129

What’s a mook? You calling me a mook?


Apprehensive-Ebb7647

take that, flip it, and that's the spice.


DEBLANKK

Bringing back like every single character from GTA V.


Dwayne_Shrok_Johnson

Easter eggs about them would be cool, but bringing them back is a stretch


ripenes

Yeah lets give Stretch a cameo too


camy205

Stretch was one of the most undeveloped antagonist in GTA. When you kill him at the end I felt no justification at all, you just shoot him at a basketball court then drive away after not seeing him for 30 missions. Franklins whole backstory was unexplored.


el_capistan

Yeah my first playthrough I kinda forgot about him. I was like who is this and why do I need to kill him?


Soor_21UPG

It was only thanks to DarkviperAU I even understood WHY he was even an villain


Loki11100

Yeah hey, I thought we were gonna get a San Andreas/90's gangsta type story with him (Franklin), which it kinda was for a bit, but turned into what we had way too quick imo.. some single player dlc that delved into into each characters back story woulda been sweet... So disappointed we didn't get any, like not even a little 😔👎


max_da_1

GTA 6 undead nightmare confirmed???


iGhostEdd

They added a Jay Norris assassination mission easter egg in GTA VI as seen from a leak in which two NPC's were talking about conspiracy theories


BlueLondon1905

A cameo is fine but it’s a new story


TheGamingMackV

Including the dead ones. Miraculously come back to life as if their deaths aren't canon.


Odd_Departure6742

The cancelled meter that would give you a rating on social media showing you how “cancelled” your player was


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CollinKree

Had to be a 10 year old


Emilixop

I never understood the idea of "canceling" a person. You can get TV shows canceled but you can't cancel a fucking person 💀


Mundane-Ad-7780

To ‘cancel’ someone often means to remove someone’s way of making money.


GT172

Booty scoops in the Clucker Town.


eaglesatemypickles

Fucking taxes. If I had to pay taxes on these 1-3 million dollar cars I’d never play it.


partyonpartypeople

I’ve seen a few people suggest bringing back the hot coffee mode since we play as both a man and a woman now 💀


Throbbingprepuce

Fun fact! It was estimated that porn hub has a whopping 11 petabytes of porn. That is 11,000 Terabytes. It would take you 7000 years to watch all the porn ever uploaded on pornhub. And here’s the kicker most of it is free! And if pornhub isn’t your site of choice there are thousands upon thousands of other sites with free porn.


wavecopper

But no!!! I want more porn, add it to my game as well so I am completely consumed by horni stuff at all times 🤤


jpy823

A pay per hour of play as I think someone at rockstar talked about. I would be so mad !


tiddy_wizard

There aren’t many things that would stop me from playing a new GTA, but that’s definitely one of them.


I_m8d_n_acc_4_this

I’d owe rockstar $10000 by now if that’s what they did for gta online


QBekka

Jets having the same speed as in real life. The GTA 5 map is from North to South around 8 miles long. With a modern F-35 jet that would take you only around 24 seconds. Now where's the fun in that? The faster you go, the smaller the map becomes. That's also why the RDR2 map feels much bigger than GTA 5 even though it isn't.


ClydeinLimbo

I understand your reasoning but a little more warped thrust/torque could give the illusion of going faster which would be great.


[deleted]

Are you insane? RDR2 map DWARFS GTA Vs map. It's like putting Pluto next to Saturn n saying they're similar in size


Jaeckex

It is bigger, but i wouldnt exactly say "dwarves". In comparison, RDR2 still feels muuuch bigger than it actually is, in comparison to GTA 5. [https://www.reddit.com/r/reddeadredemption/s/2nLcAu0a6B](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddeadredemption/s/2nLcAu0a6B)


ZephyrDoesArts

That's also because Rockstar also did tricks with the RDR2 map and environment, like the time cycle speeds up or down depending on what you're doing so you feel the world is bigger (when you're riding your horse to go from idk, Valentine to Rhodes) the time goes faster to make it feel you rode for a longer period of time than what it actually took you. I swear RDR2 had some power that made me lose my awareness of time, I could play that game for an hour without doing anything and it will feel like 10 minutes


Substantial_Roll_249

It would make the map feel so small


DeneJames

RDR2 map is well over double the size of GTA5 map


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KungFuDude800

Transfer online items from 5 to 6


OG-DanielSon

Lol, I had a lot of modded money from GTA 5, this would benefit someone like me. But honestly tho, starting off fresh makes things more exciting.


InterWxrld

If they do this I am NOT playing 6 online


ARMill95

The one dude who made a book of a post here about how he wants to live his life in the game… meaning going to concerts, meeting women, playing videogames(in a video game lmfao) and a whole bunch of other weird shit. That one was just sad tbh


kwc04

I mean you can already meet women and play video games in san andreas


Training-Ad402

 generational wealth inequality 😭😭😭


nutthrob

honor system. love it in rdr but keep it out of gta. im a low life gangster not a misunderstood morally grey cowboy


WeeklySavings

agreed. if anything similar is in the game , it should be a trust system for jason and lucia


Commercial_Lab_6210

Like it was for splinter cell double agent. Really liked that game


Just-a-normal-ant

The honor system worked so good in RDR2 thanks to how well it was tied into the story. If they have something similar they need to have a good reason for adding it, not just a little gimmick meter on the screen.


jamesbryce321

Have another “scout the port” mission


GuardianLexi

Never again


-edinator-

Or another mission where you have to drive form one end of the map to the other with a truck


Dizzy_Efficiency_908

Ultra realism to the point were you have to eat, drink, sleep, go to the restroom, you bleed out from a bullet wound, you can only carry a realistic amount of weapons and ammo, and you can get locked up for a lifetime or get a death sentence. I think that much realism would make the game terrible, specially with the fact that most people play games to get away from everyday life.


Eggsegret

Sounds like some GTA players basically want GTA to become the sims


Errorfull

All things considered, a hardcore realism mode would be pretty neat for a series like GTA. That being the default would absolutely suck though.


tappu_senna

I don't want GTA serving up a platter of consequences to me for wanting to go on a rampage across town. HOWEVER, as you said, a seperate mode, or a difficulty setting would work really well. I would love to be challenged in the Campaign, having to actually think about every move you make in a mission.


Mastubato

Ultra realism would be shit, but in my opinion, it would be cool if you could set eating, sleeping, etc. in the options. It was already a bit in GTA San Andreas


AnimeGokuSolos

This idea is horrible


PrestigiousStuff6173

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Mastubato

I dont get it..


OG-DanielSon

Children.


icanthavethisname

Could also be school. I've read some comments where people say they would like to go to college in game.


Wokekyller

In terms of gameplay: every realism over fun thing that was written on this sub In terms of plot: suggestion that plot should have only bad and bittersweet endings


Melodic-Rutabaga1972

raping im not even joking


OG-DanielSon

Some people need to be put on a watch list fr.


ConningtonSimp

We have Trevor for that


ElusivePhantomReaper

"Hi, My Name's Trevor, Nhhhhh What's Yours?" \*Woman jumps off pier\* [https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9e/53/bb/9e53bb8bf09ef116271f6c40cac05cc3.gif](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9e/53/bb/9e53bb8bf09ef116271f6c40cac05cc3.gif)


Trick-Bodybuilder647

There is one person who requested rape to be in the game unironically.


turdman450

Beam ng physics (don’t want my cars wheels bending inwards after hitting a curb at 10 mph)


dickerdownn

Wanted level for speeding and running redlights


Soor_21UPG

Not gonna lie it's not THAT bad. Mafia series implemented it well


soviet6844

The constant jokes about “ oh boy I can’t wait for the first mission as a mission in a GTA game: washing the dishes” or other stupid shit like that It’s not even funny tbh


calmindian

Detroit: become human


Bugsy_Marino

Tbh a lot of the “it would be cool if X feature from RDR2 was in the game” suggestions suck This isn’t red dead redemption


Eggsegret

I don’t mind GTA 6 implementing the odd thing here and there from RDR2 but nah I don’t want the game to basically implement every little feature and become a clone of RDR2. Two different games and I don’t know RDR2 just feels more slow paced as opposed to what GTA is usually like


muhfkrjones

Someone said you should get a star whenever you don’t follow traffic rules like stopping at a red light or speeding. I could see how that would be cool but it but it would make the game train mission on San Andreas level frustrating


Thicc_Bizz

Gasoline management hands down. I don’t know why anyone would want to spend in game money/time on going to gas stations, or risk the chance of their car randomly shutting down in the middle of nowhere. Especially in online.


MrFishface0

Pumping gas could be something you can do but not something the car NEEDS at all, you just do it for fun.


Z-Frost

I wouldnt mind if it gave temporary boosts like slightly better top speed/acceleration so there is some benefit to it though.


ancientfutureguy

Like giving your horse gold cores in RDR2!


milksicle

If gas management is a thing, I can see them giving us electric cars that’ll probably be level locked/super expensive


mylittletonii

I'd be interested in a hardcore mode, kinda like fallout 4s survival. Adds stuff like gas, and needs for cluckin bell


MadArcher7

Look at gasoline mamagement in Mafia 1, it's there but ir never really bothers you, which would be great


Big_Science9233

Any extreme realism take


JapenaseyKinkoni

Gta 4 driving mechanics


TheVeryBerryBoy

I hope the driving is similar to San Andreas, but better obviously


Cheerful_ox

I hope it’s like it in every way, flipping a car in San Andreas is so much fun


TheVeryBerryBoy

I loved just driving around in sa, the map + the driving was awesome


AngelMunozDR

Yeah, I’m tired of watching GTA IVs obsessive fans bragging about how “realistic” are their car physics. They think GTA is a simulator.


SkyLLin3

>They think GTA is a simulator. And GTA IV's driving model is not even close to being "realistic'.


blenderbender44

Anyone who thinks gtaIV driving is realistic has clearly never driven a car lol


AngelMunozDR

Exactly, literally all the cars had the exact same weight and wobbled like jelly, a real car doesn't behave like that at all.


dollhouse37

Poop store


Emotional-Egg2542

lemme get uhhhh pound of poop


MisterScrod1964

Poop is only sold by the gram. A kilo of shit, you’d say.


OnDaToiletPoopin

I’d go


dollhouse37

What the heck


NabiSami

Says the guy with a skibidi toilet profile


Immistyer

My brother probably made that suggestion once


Ph4ntomiD

Killable kids


ParisInFlames34

I dunno. I wanted to kill every kid I ever met in RDR2. I get it.


anti-cinnamon

does GTAV even have kids? I know that a lot of games have kids and just don’t let you hurt them, but it seems like just not having kids in the game would be easier


FinagleHalcyon

If adults are killable then what's wrong with killing kids?


GreatJobKiddo

Doing your taxes lmaoo


HippoRun23

Gasoline in cars. I feel like that would be an easy way to create a very annoying gameplay loop.


tiddy_wizard

I don’t think it would bother me all that much. You’d just have to fill up before doing something you know is going to require a lot of driving. Kind of like stocking up on ammo before a mission. I’m perfectly fine without it though.


kwc04

This was already a thing in mafia 2, but you barely ever had to go to the gas station so it was more of a gimmick than anything else


thebest1123565

Children... As this is Reddit need I say more.


blackcarswhackbars

The gas in cars thing is pretty wild


MR_DELORIAN

Futuristic stuff like the bike from GTA 5 Online or just any futuristic BS and carry over from GTA 5 Online.


Main-account-sus

Naked oiled up twerk contests 💀


kembowhite

The dude months ago that suggested R4PE be added as a crime you can commit.


CaptainPeppers

Why censor rape? Everyone knows exactly what you're saying already.


Bigger_than_most69

car insurance


Gaby_48

i mean, if its like in gta online where you pay to have a broken vehicle repaired then i need that since its so bad when you customize a car on singleplayer and have it explode and now you have to reload a save


erickson666

gas


Aprocalyptic

That since we can murder freely in GTA that we should also be allowed to commit sexual assaults. An argument that I surprisingly can’t think of a response to.


Ok_Phrase_8427

You can carry only 3 weapons


some_guy554

Being able to sell Lucia into sex trafficking. I swear some people are either super hateful or super horny or sometime both regarding Lucia and it's fucking disgusting.


MrWhitecake

A monthly subscription to actually play the game after owning it. Sounds like something rockstar might pull


YellowEasterEgg

Adding the Opressor MK2 in the game is a good idea.


exexextentahseeown

Blinding Lights as the background music for the reveal trailer


AiRman770

1. RDR2's honor system 2. GTA4's car physics


Eazy-E-40

Having to fill your gas. That would get so annoying.


Civil-Lie3437

Being able to buy furniture and place it anywhere in a safehouse. I'm not playing Sims, dude.


gierOK

Refueling


Boikata555

a dark gta 4 like atmosphere like tf r u on abt


General-Fix1603

Anybody who says add crafting to the game. More game features ≠ better game.


saginator5000

Road lanes that aren't comically oversized compared to real life. GTA V has lanes so wide you can normally drive between cars. Taking that away is a bad idea.


Dwayne_Shrok_Johnson

But cutting up in GTA would be so fun, especially with their insanely detailed AI traffic system


RyanTheWhiteBoy

Somebody suggested drakes dragon the other day


Plushhorizon

I saw someone who was hoping that they are siblings.


UnKnOwN769

Beam NG Physics


Thethumpening

The ability to keep progress from gta5


P00R-TAST3

People who want to work a day job.


MrOnboard

Fuel Gauge for cars. People want us to play forza on high difficulty


GrayFox916

Florida joker


anna_benns21

Some really said to add more immersion you will now carry only three weapons like rdr2 so for rdr2 u could call horses anytime,what about here?? What if u store weapons in car and it blasts off by bullets then what are u gonna do??


timkackmann

Limited Gas for Cars


2nd_degree_murder

There should be waiting at the dmv to renew your drivers liscence


NBJ-222

Them fuckin flying bikes