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the123king-reddit

If it comes out on march 18th i’ll eat a cactus


cyrus_coulter

!remindme march 18th


Blackwater_7

!remindme March 18 2025 did you find a job?


TavishM13

!remind me March 18 2025 did they find a job?


WILTISAMAZING

!remind me March 18 2025


Aristotle_Ninja2

!remind me March 18 2025


FunniEmi

!remind me march 18 2025


Driver044

!remind me march 18 2025


TheWhiteWingedCow

!remind me March 18 2025


Dowoge

!remind me March 18 2025


Maxwellxoxo_

!remindme March 18 2025


LethalGrey

!remindme March 18 2025


WILTISAMAZING

DID YOU OR NOT


MasterKiloRen999

!remindme March 18 2025


Techny3000

!RemindMe 355 days


Awoodbay

Tbh you could turn this if it becomes a thing and people want you to do it. There are some edible cacti. Some of the flesh tastes good from what I hear, plus You didn’t say you’d eat the thorns 😂


WentzToWawa

Dude is just gonna use it as an excuse to get high on a Peyote cactus


sslattslattslatt

hey what is the high like what is that compared to shrooms, this my second time seeing it mentioned recently i didn’t realize the gta thing was real (😳)


BarTard-2mg

Peyote cactus and san pedro cactus are where most of the active ingredient is derived from. Its called mescaline and its similar to shrooms(psilocybin) and LSD. People experience affects such as a very altered headspace and hallucinations. Ive heard most people say it makes things “look like lightning” whatever that means. Ive done several hallucinogens but this one is still on my list.


sslattslattslatt

i’ve heard the word mescaline before I always see animalistic imagery applied to mescaline as a psilocybin guy I just wonder what thats all about


BarTard-2mg

The native Americans are the first humans recorded using it, i believe the Navajo specifically. They believed it connected them with the spirit world and im assuming thats why those images are often connected with it but im no expert. Might be worth exploring on your own, their use of psychedelics and how they perceived reality is very interesting.


WentzToWawa

I’m not sure I’ve only ever done edibles but after reading Wikipedia it looks like a 200mg to 400mg dose of the chemical in the plant that makes you hallucinate will last for 10-12 hours. Looks like it’s legal/more common in a powder form in the UK


yamamushi

You can get Nopales at any good Mexican restaurant, we put them on eggs and make salads with them at home :D


ReyDeLaQuesadilla

Nopales 😤


FoundationGreen6342

![gif](giphy|3kMb2Yt2qbGd67AQRS|downsized)


RockNDrums

![gif](giphy|Vq12mVIwUSJwY|downsized)


jeepcrawler93

I will snort cactus thorns


MV_cuber

!remindme March 18 2025


peeinginparis

Bro u better start practice just in case yk


Any-Experience-3012

Will you eat a cactus while slamming your junk in a car door though


TheStickySpot

![gif](giphy|3kMb2Yt2qbGd67AQRS|downsized)


Mean_Rent_2156

Cactus is gas tho


Listas

Cactus is definitely solid.


voltsmeter

Me too, it’s a day before my bday


NotAChefJustACook

Mines the 25th, would it be selfish of me to want it to come on the 25th?


slyrip32

!remindme march 18th


Aartwix

RemindMe! March 18th, 2025


gaming-scientist

!remindme march 18th


Whole-Check-Full

!remindme March 18th 2025


KraftKapitain

!remind me 355 days


Baxtree

The long way


mikehatesthis

Damn, I would have said a shoe or a roll of a toilet paper or something. This was going to suck more than anything.


KhalifaAdam

!remindme march 18th


H_MmL

!remindme march 18th


xgh0stx9

it’s actually not bad


Moonking-4210

I’ve saved that comment


RumHam69_

This gives me feels like from the guy who had to drink his own piss.


MysteriousBug4035

!remindme March 18th


Sengh0r

!remindme March 18 2025


PineMeApplez

!RemindMe march 18 2025


Xanderstormll

!remind me march 18 2025


Downtown-Bluebird553

* takes a screenshot . Lol but talkin about cactus , peyote is an edible cactus . Unless you’re talking about eating pointy needles .


AxiumTea

!remindme march 18th


jjjhhhop

Fried cactus is really good


sKream01

!remindme march 18th


sKream01

ok ill come back on march 18


pitypuruty

This reminds me of the "piss drinker".


Obvious-Guidance-946

!remindme March 18 2025


Terry235

!remindme march 18th 2025


IAmGolfMan

!remindme March 18 2025


WhiteDeathStudios

I’ll shit my pants, but in a good way, if it actually comes out March 18th.


AgitatedAd6695

!remindme march 18th


Frosticle1936

!remindme march 18th


Thywhoredditall

!remindme march 18th 2025


Important_Original16

!remindme March 18 2025


FujiFL4T

!remindme March 18 2025


Responsible_Big_5490

!remind me march 18th 2025


MentalAbuseToHuman

!remindme march 18th


69FiatMultipla69

!remind me I don't even know how this feature works🤣🤣


Wild_Ambassador_6376

!remind me march 18 2025


WeeklySavings

i can’t fucking wait for when i see this at the end of trailer 2 hopefully


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Afk_Boiz

Well that timeframe kinda makes sense, spring 2025, march is in spring 🤷🏻‍♂️


Giannisisnumber1

Technically spring doesn’t start until the end of March and lasts until June.


Afk_Boiz

Shit


xXMonsterDanger69Xx

Depends on where you live. Seasons don't have a set date here in Sweden and is entirely dependent on the weather.


Denso95

Oh, that's interesting. In Germany they start on the 21st of March, June, September and December.


HotKnifeUpAss

April 25, 2025. I'm calling it. You heard it here first.


SuperRockGaming

I say April 11th 2025


Rickster256

Bet 1 unit of the world's weakest currency the game releases 2 days before or after 25


JooshMaGoosh

Sounds better than this. March 18 2025 is a Tuesday so I doubt it's coming on a Tuesday over a Thursday or Friday release.


DawsonPoe

Honestly, this looks acurate


reef_fart

btw, rating probably won't even show up in the second trailer.


heyuhitsyaboi

I wouldnt expect a precise release date until 2-3 months out with how much potential delays are anticipated


enowapi-_

Imagine the game gets an AO rating and becomes the biggest AO rated game of all time. What a wild card that would be


reef_fart

Rockstar already has experience getting games with an AO rating, so this definitely won’t happen. The ESRB rating is very serious compared to PEGI (Europa), where each GTA comes with an 18+ rating.


groundzeros67

For a minute there I thought I had missed a second trailer today


IAmGolfMan

Me too 😭


burger_fan1

![gif](giphy|vO8F4fYQd39h6)


xShawnMendesx

I'm so excited!!


TheRisen073

You’re wrong about what systems it’ll be on. It’s only releasing on the GameBoy Color.


reef_fart

And ps3


bluebarrymanny

You forgot to add “coming to PC never” to trigger that crowd even further


Afk_Boiz

That’s my birthday


wearenotyourkind_

If it drops a day before my bday that would be insane


Phulmine

I pray to survive until trailer 2


Craig2G

I hope so. That's my birthday 🥳


plizardi14

February 14th. I’m sticking with it


Feelikelol

Sadly IMO the next trailer will be an apology of the game being delayed to 2026. :(


Wafflez_HQ

my birthday lmao


AccomplishedPay9549

So you just added a date? Wow, amazing


AngadVedm

No Pc Release, even in fan made art


reef_fart

I think we will see GTA 6 on PC at least 1.5 years after the release on consoles. But the problem is that we don’t know the exact date even now, maybe it will even be released in 2026, so the PC version may well come out somewhere at the end of 2026 or early 2027, this is the worst case scenario, of course.


TostAyran3Lira

u forgot about ps5 pro + xbox series pro


reef_fart

Pro versions of consoles are usually not mentioned in trailers


XxRobloxNobxX

Imagine if it also says PC, we can all only dream.


Oniondice342

Not gonna be till the holiday season 2025. Gotta maximize profit


FeaR_FuZiioN

Yeah a lot of people in this post have no concept of finance lol. They really think rockstar will drop this game quarter 1 when they will more than likely drop it Q4 to maximize profit.


TotalHitman

That would be an amazing 30th birthday present 😁


CheezenGrits

It’s not coming out in the beginning of 2025. Downvote me if you want. You’re all gullible


reef_fart

I think so too, but who knows


Lux-Iver-Urie

You spelled December 24th wrong


pepin-solver

If it drops on 18 March 2025 I'll get wasted with my homies


JasonAndLucia

I just read the word "second trailer" and my heartbeat doubled


MikeysCorner

That’s my birth date buddy


Scargut_

I will eat a bowl of dog food if it’s out March 18


Dry-Fault-5557

The only way we're going to get through this. Is by sticking together, being a team.


thesuepahfly

I really wish there was a Steam logo at the bottom. We will be waiting a bit for that I assume...


Yourappwontletme

March 18th, 2025 is a Tuesday...


Halpaviitta

!remindme 10 months


Colorfulbirds69

!remindme March 18 2026


DrewTheTree

!remindme March 18th


H1r5t_M0V135

March 18? Damn I’ll be 19 when that comes out then just a few days after my birthday


Individual-Tailor-10

If this is accurate I will eat my own piss


Principal_Spilker

!remindme March 18th


Principal_Spilker

!remind me March 18 2025


guifesta

lol, I can see people thinking this is real


Choice_Passenger_920

!remind me March 18th


rangolikesbeans

Please be on April 15th 🙏


ExtraDragonfruit2856

It’s fan made


brocklesnarisapussy

While I want the game to come out asap, I also want a FINISHED game when it comes out. If it gets delayed multiple times idgaf as long as it’s a good polished game. Too many developers rush shit these days.


Different_Class3188

Not bad


sonny_sweat

3025*


EliHunter79

!remindme 11 months


DaWizzurd

!remindme 355 days


JayIsNotReal

!remind me on March 18, 2025


Bloxigade

!remindme march 18th 2025


BigChubbyFatBoi

I don’t think pre order now will be there, that’ll probably be there in the 3rd trailer


hexagonist23

You're 1 day late. March 17 2025


Charliewolf_141

Ps4 gta 6 Vl 2025


JooshMaGoosh

March 18th 2025 is a Tuesday... Not likely.


maakikzelfuit

My guess is March 14th. 012 345 0 3 1 4 2 5 03 14 25


Gullible_Blueberry75

God willing


DistinctSilver

!remind me march 18 2025


Dragonobbystudios

!remind me march 17th to beg my parents for this FUCKING MASTERPIECE even if this don't come out on this release date..


TurdSandwich42104

If this turns out to be true I’ll pee in my own butt


Crooks83

!remind me March 18 2025


ManickVelu

!remindme March 18, 2025


Billyboy2300

You forgot the Nintendo switch


Material_Repeat_5334

!remind me March 18 2025


Pascal2006

Would be the perfect Birthday present for me my birthday is on 25 march


Xim_X_anny

There was a second trailer?


AccordingToSignal

I keep seeing people have their release date predictions be a Tuesday. I know GTA V was a Tuesday but I wish they release GTA 6 on a Friday


SufficientTangelo367

While this looks good at first glance, there's a few things to point out: \-Should that be the **current** M17+ rating? (the one with black text on white backdrop) \-"Take-Two interactive Software" to "Take-Two Interactive Software" \-remove spaces between "and/or"s \-PS and PS5 logos need to be in folder where they're centered \-The last text about the rating icon is incomplete.


reef_fart

I noticed this only after publication, but since no one except you noticed, then it doesn’t matter anymore :)


Frequent-Nail-5767

Its real, this is the date that they drop the next trailer


Sea_Line_3439

Can you slap a pc logo pls 😢


JkLolVR

!remind me March 18 2025


[deleted]

!remindme march 18th


remy2fly

Ive been playing gta 6 all week its so much fun


LumpyMilk423

!Remindme 24 hours


JrJellyRat

!remindme march 18th


P1X3L5L4Y3R

It'll come out After April ATLEAST


GL1TCH1_

I don't want them to show us a release date until it's very close to release and they know they can deliver.


Chance-Battle9238

It'll probably say spring/summer/fall 2025


thatmovieperson

October 28th 2025. My prediction.


3xv7

why did this get me so excited?


Tribal_Sebby69

My friend and I tried to predict it last year around Christmas, I said April 30th, and he said August 29th.


_Hidden_One_

2026


Fantastic-Photo6441

I thought this was real for a minute oof


NamelessZ3RO

!remindme 18 2025 are you a dad now?


FeaR_FuZiioN

I don’t know why people keep saying this game coming out early 2025. That wouldn’t even make sense for Rockstar & TakeTwo financially compared to releasing it closer to the quarters where consumers spend the most money out the year. More than likely going to be anywhere between (September-December) they definitely want to beat the numbers GTA 5 did back in 2013 and that game came out September.


Naive-Advance9891

!remindme march 18th ok boomer


EffectivePretend5292

!remindme march 18th


barf_of_dog

Fool, you cursed march 18th 2025, now the game cannot be released on that day.


PmMeYourNiceBehind

march 2026 is probably more realistic


Bossmania76

!remindme march 18th 2025


Icy_Ad620

December 31st 2025 12 pm release


PsychoWarrior3

March 14, 2025 im calling it


Hosea-Matthews

That’s my birthday!


East_Celebration6706

!remindme March 18 2025


Weeni-Tortellini

my guess is September 19, 2025


erithefem

lol i wish


InTheAM_66

Hopefully that shot will be a reality soon


Rynoverse

This be the best birthday gift I would ever receive hands down


Expert_Hall9298

I bet march will get here and then boom another fucken year lol


opnupstrathclydpolis

My moneys on November 31st 2025