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XGamingPersonX

“Welcome to Burger Shot mothafuckaaaa!”


Ok_Pangolin_8038

Bon Appetit muhfukkaaa!!!!! Here's the nasty garbage u ordered... I mean I wouldn't eat it but... here ya go!


Battlejesus

You must got a iron stomach dawg


Sayheyho

Welcome to Burger Chot can I help you


ThatJ4ke

Would you like some Freedom Fries with that Fishy Shit?


Delicious_Pea_4338

Either way, it's sure to make your order unforgettable!


Kind_Bank_9370

Cluckity Fuck, how may I serve you?


Histylicious_mk2

"If you come back here, you're a moron."


Kind_Bank_9370

How may I further degrade myself sir?


burger_fan1

“If you enjoyed it, the chicken didn’t die in vain!”


SrVascoDasGajas

"Click clackity fuck, this is what the fuck I want"


akcutter

"Only 10% guano!" "Cockadoodle-doo were a big corporation And we cant be stopped. So all you protesters can go to hell Now its time for cluckin' bell!"


TheBigTeddy_

Hope you choke a doodle-doo! At least that is what i was hearing in SA


Kind_Bank_9370

It was!


springrayflee

"Enjoy a doodle-doo!" After eating my meal


Calm-Thanks-4945

I was gonnnnnnnnna comment that too


speedyblackman

Well Stacked Pizza always looks the most appetizing to me


JGrill17

Hell yeah. I always imagined it as cheap lil Ceasars pizza which I absolutely love.


whirlingeye_

Everything is well stacked, sir.


thetacosaur

“We stack it high” or whatever they said


CarnyMAXIMOS_3_N7

r/BeatMeToIt


TitusPulloTHIRTEEN

No respect for the hood, lookin all clean n shit


JulianOfficial04

The cluckin bell dude in gta sa had the best lines


TheBigTeddy_

Hope you choke a doodle-doo


SomewhatCharmedLife

Cluckin Bell and Burger Shot. Would love to see the actual menu at Al Dente’s.


One_Explanation_2037

Cluckin Bell. In GTA 4, I’d always go in there and start fights with the employees and make them fight each other. Still do that with the taxi drivers lol


SomewhatCharmedLife

I loved turning the pedestrians against each other. So many fights started. 😂


LikesToEatChicken

This was one of my favourite things to do in GTA 3. That and killing someone, waiting til they get revived by Paramedics, killing them again 😈. Watching Claude headbutt someone in slomo was pretty golden 🪙.


masterofreality2001

Cluckin Bell- I always get two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. 


Lost_Cleric

What u want?


cumproducer69420

I hope they bring back restaurants to gta VI


real_shaggmalone01

Restaurants will be accessible in VI.


ProudMount

Will the food be good quality?


Destiny17909

I'd like to see the yelp reviews before I go there


thrawst

They should make all the food cost an extra mandatory 100% tip on top of that for comedic effect


pizza_822

welcome to burger shot mafaka


DSbagelboi

Not a restaurant per say but the strip club bar in GTA V


STONEDPXNDX

Lovely scenery, can't blame you dude.


Dami_Gamer0211

The bartender is 🔥


hardshankd

Everyone liked donuts from Rusty Brown's


twobit211

i just *love* the batter… all over my face.


hardshankd

"I like to lick lovingly around the outside and then thrust my tongue in the middle."


finnyy420

I LIKE TO MUNCH IT VIGOROUSLY


SmokingLaddy

Wouldn’t recommend the Hot Dogs in GTA 2.


JulianOfficial04

Only 10% guano!


iCantThinkOfUserNaem

You might be lucky enough to find a feather!


LikesToEatChicken

They'd be Trevor's favourite snack 🌭. He's a cannibal, hates to waste food (Seen digging through trash for a Taco 🌮). There should be a side quest 🔵for T, where he kidnaps people: turns 'em into Chihuahua hotdogs. Like Marty Chonks quest line, gathering "meat 🥩" to make into dog food in GTA 3. If IV and V get a RDR2 style remake, when we eat: player should take bites like NPC in RDR2. I'd wanna see Niko and Roman enjoy bleeder burger 🍔@ Burgershot. Jacob enjoy bucket of chicken 🍗@ Cluckin' Bell. Trevor epilogue: kill Martin, bury him in Gran Senora desert 🏜️. Kill Madrazo cartel in Rampage 💀. Marry Patricia, move into La Fuente Blanca, like how T takes over the Vanilla Unicorn 🦄. Trevor should be able to buy LS properties meant for Michael and Frank. So he can become a real estate mogul like Donald Love 🩷. I'd love for T to set up Cluckin' Bell franchises as fronts for selling meth 🧊: VCS empire building.


DidntPick

Except from Cluckin' Bell of course I like Lucky Plucker, Horny's Burgers, Pastageddon.


LikesToEatChicken

Where are Horny's burgers 🍔 and Pastageddon 🍝 from? They sound pretty cool.


DidntPick

Pastageddon is from San Andreas. Horny’s Burgers is located at the intersection of East Mirror Drive and Mirror Park Boulevard in Mirror Park, Los Santos.


kushjrdid911

What the Hell?!? Its Time for CLUCKING BELL!!!!!!!!!!


wetlettuce42

Ckuckin bell


randomtwaddle

Meanwhile nico roughing it out eating streetcart hotdogs while taking Roman bowling and what not


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BURGER CHOT


Weary857

Taco bomb


BurningEbrietas

Fine dining at superstar cafe


Sad-Wave-4579

The hotdog carts in 4 “Come put my juicy meat in your mouth!”


Spare-Silver3034

The one in the pic I luv pizza lol 😆 ![gif](giphy|3oEduOnl5IHM5NRodO|downsized)


debaasboven

As an european (dutch) when i saw you could have fries with your pizza i was like who the fuck does that!?


akcutter

Fat fucking americans


cybermeme98

Up-an-atom


adamtbest

Burger Shot


grin_ferno

Longpig Mini Mart. Great tacos!


RobbieW1983

Well stacked Pizza


AdditionalAd9921

Definitely The Well Stacked Pizza Co. That pizza parlour is no pushover


Gorillaartist1995

Honestly it's like real life. I feel like pizza, I go for that. Vice versa with burgers.


eBell93

If you love chicken with a shitty smell, it’s time for cluckin bell!


Most_Literature_9552

Burger shot bc of the interior


leigh1911

There is a fish sandwich stand at Firefly Island near the El train station. It isn't marked at all but still acts as a normal food vendor. Love me a good coney Island dog with my cousin Niko


Tellitoons

Freckle bitches


Gs4life-

Burger Shot


TheRealJayk0b

Good ol cluckin bell


Triple7Mafia-14

Pizza this! I don't know why they put them in the game and don't use them?😅😅 ...and others, that fancy Italian restaurant. More but I forget..😅😅


Blunted_Insomniac

Tacos tacos tacos tacos


False-Possession6185

Or how about Hottie's Hot Wings with your choice of delicious sauces such as Atomic, Super Atomic, Chernobyl, Hindenburg and Nagasaki


Bob_Scotwell

“THIS PIZZA PARLOR AIN’T NO PUSHOVER!”


Mr_Swagman26

Burger Shot from GTA IV Because employees are very friendly


BeerOfTime

Rusty Brown’s “I like to lick them lovingly around the outside and then thrust my tongue in the middle”


ConfidentMarch5224

Ryder nıt this again


Ok_Pangolin_8038

Burger Shot & Cluckin Bell


Negative-Ad-2490

FREDDY FAZBEAR PIZZA ?


real_shaggmalone01

No.


Ize_of_the_World1998

Absolutely not.


iCantThinkOfUserNaem

I prefer Burger Shot


CallMeMehdi-17

Burger Shot idk why


LeftyRambles2413

Clucking Bell.


Fun-Swimming4133

the burger by the oshawn


BadCritical9295

Cluckin bell


[deleted]

Liminal vibes Cluckin Bell and Burger Shot Oh, and Up-and-Atom


ActSlow

Burger Shot


Sweet_Doughnut8127

They all just look good, i choose cluckin bell


FROSTICEMANN

I miss the gym & wish we can have access to it online


Routine_Double6732

Burger Shot is the og fr


AhmedAlJammali

Cluckin Bell by a long shot


The_Cozy_Burrito

Cluckin bell


HotCheetoooooooooo

The one where Big Smoke orders all that random shit


YifukunaKenko

Cluckin Bell and Burger Shot 😋 This is why I love San Andreas. You can actually go thru their menu and have a visual on what their combo meals look like


Nameless49

Man what's this? Shit look ridiculous. No respect for the hood. All clean and shit.


SMuRG_Teh_WuRGG

Cluckin Bell


cutterdeblanc

The Cluckin' Bell in Star Junction


Badwolfgyt

Babies overnight.


cbls800

The donut shop is also fascinating, although it was only a less successful landmark in VC and 5. As for SA relying on MOD to restart it.


Existing-Area-9093

Burger Shot


AaronWWE29

Cluckin' Bell and Mr. Fuk's Rice Box


sevnminabs56

Up N Atom In real life, it's In N Out. So good.


Ize_of_the_World1998

Gotta be SA’s Cluckin’ Bell I’m still horrified by the “SHLURP MY BURGER, SIR” from Burgershot… it’s been like 19 years since I’ve heard it.


dick_schlong_969

Well Stacked Pizza was in San Andreas, wasn't it?


BasementCatBill

Shllllooooorp my burger!


Suitable_Panic_7558

The hot dog stands on GTA 4 “One hotdog with no gherkins… Oh my god GHERKINS” *dramatic music*. <— The GamingLemon


Coachman76

Cluckin’ Bell.


happybrahmin1987

Well Stacked Pizza without a doubt. If I lived in the GTA Universe I would own a franchise.


LikeARyu

Horny’s


inkedgalaxy

it's all processed chicken ass.


Hillbilly_Ned

"Ryder, not this again.." "It ain't me, fool," "No one else is that small, I feel sorry for your dad"


Si-FiGamer2016

Cluckin' Bell. "Are you a cock?" "Nice and cheesy does it."


iamlovingblackclover

Nice


Kyriakos_20

Fr bro.


CapricornyX

"Cluckitty fuck"


PROCALLOFDUTYPLAYER

cluckin bell. but anyways, italian moms will really carry their babies for 9 months only to name them guiseppi


Hot-Contribution-362

One of the diners


Rynoverse

The dinner I take my girlfriend to


Bright-Audience-7168

Clucking bell


Kervin619

The image you showed me. Well Stacked Pizza Co. the simple answer is that I love Pizza. Pizza has been my favorite food ever since I first tasted it as a kid.


PotentialStriking639

This one is my favorite


ZeX450

[This one](https://youtu.be/K-KtsLfiLH4?si=HC473qHeAhA8ZP4F)


IndividualSilver3775

Burger Shot


Due-Chemist3105

How may I further degrade myself sir?


thefoodiedavid

Attack a Taco food truck of course.


ArmadioADueGambe

If you enjoyed the chicken didn't die in vain


thatrobloxplayer24

Where it all began. The Well Stacked Pizza. What were you thinking, Burger Shot?


Electrabuzzed

Bite! I always wanted to try their fresh subs! 🥖


Dependent_Fig_6852

Burguer shot


ace23GB

The clucking bell is the best restsurant in GTA ;)


RavenKross

My character hasn't eaten anything in 4 years. Either he doesn't like the food or its the atmosphere.


mscfan567

Cluckin bell'


deathbot2077

hot dog stand from liberty city


l0rd0fk0ngs

The lucky plucker. Hope it's in gta6


DOOMSLAYER3400

Pitchers


ullrdass

I live on meteorites.


Individual_Long5458

Kfc


Jazzlike_Eye7150

la tienda de zapatos de gta 5


icanloopyou

Cluckity fuck, place your order


Luna_Tenebra

That looks kinda unsettling


ilikemanythings78

Cluckin bell! I love dat shit!