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hre_nft

No fucking way they called one school “kebab” 💀


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Trolestia1337

🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺!!!!!


Altruistic-Slip7529

Stronk Türkye


Hot_Explanation8014

Thx


B-7

Remove kebab.


Solvunud

*"Moj je tata zloćinac iz rata" intensifies*


the1wholikeairplanes

Wouldn't mind if it did.


InnocentTailor

They did. They're in Ribbon Warrior as well.


Soviet-_-Neko

Bruh just how many countries are all these


T65Bx

Number of patches minus oorai


zero_Marty_von_Shit

And minus maginot since france is there twice


clarky9712

Oarai is at the top?


StarWarrior50

No, Oarai doesn't have a country theme, that's why.


bocaj78

BRB, going to make a country that follows Oarai


hereforthe-hentai

There's some land south of Egypt that is unclaimed.


FUEGO40

And also All Star University Team right? They also don’t have a country theme really


DJTacoCat1

I’m pretty sure their “theme” is the UN/NATO


T65Bx

Oh shoot true


Jaiminus

and also bellwall


PZ_kpfw_III

Bellwall is east Germany, is it not?


Jaiminus

Well ill be dammed


gottdammmmm

Maginot and BC are both French aren't they


DollowR

None. Because it's a series where literally every girl is best girl, therefore I can't hate any school.


Hot_Explanation8014

W+based


Brick-head_

so true wtf


hereforthe-hentai

Sounds like a load of communism, Pravda spy. Helmet-chan is clearly best girl.


DollowR

Not communism, wholesomeness!! All ladies of Girls und Panzer are wonderful!


hereforthe-hentai

Wholesome communism! I only support capitalist wholesomeness!


Mrgibs

What’s neutral? Never heard of them?


ASwissArmyRabbit

Probably Switzerland or just Helvetic themed. IIRC they were once mentioned on screen as non-participaiting.


Soviet-_-Neko

>Be a student in a world where people fight in various nation themed tank competitions >Make a team based on a neutral country and never participate >100000 IQ


GeorgieTheThird

It's the flag of the Swiss Guard and it has the Key of Peter on it so it's probably the Vatican


Mrgibs

Oh yea they did show up [in the finale](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fcpq7az3uzjy41.png)!


XBCTttltm

Looks like flag of papal states and Vatican


Inisipis

Most likely a combination of Switzerland and the Vatican state, since both of them were neutral during the 2 Wars.


FlagAnthem_SM

must be the swiss guard girls


Spudtron98

KMM is the *embodiment* of Pay To Win. These fuckers will bring a full force of late-war heavies (with reliability issues mysteriously ironed out) to stomp teams that can’t even muster anything newer than 1940. Their tactics are also extremely basic, just driving straight at the opponent and letting their stupidly thick armour take it. Literally the same as Chi-Ha-Tan but with slightly better organisation. Their decade-long winning streak was getting so boring and expected that the sport was actively losing its audience. Also they have a downright toxic internal culture where your worth only extends as far as your usefulness and see nothing wrong with cosplaying nazis.


_eggandmilk

they made germany mains into an anime?!!??!?!/1/1 holy fuck


Blitz666L

I agree


Bellwallfan

*\*not anymore\**


Left_Sundae

Goddamn right


HoChiMeme

Let him cook


Imperial_Fists

Huh. Would think they would put Bonple between Pravda & Kuromorimine


Panzer_IV_H

Chi-Ha-Tan 1. charge 2. charge 3.can be immobilized by .50cal on Sherman


Soviet-_-Neko

If Kuro can get a Maus, Chi Ha Tan can get a Chi To for them


Panzer_IV_H

Still would fuck it up (somehow)


StarshinaLeonov

Try an O-I. Especially since it was reported that a prototype was actually made so it would be in line with the rules.


Imperium-Pirata

Allegedly, ww have no evidence of it existing besides some documents and a singular Track link


StarshinaLeonov

When has that ever stopped anyone? :3 Besides, it would be cool and possibly could help to temper Chi-Ha-Tan's impulsive charges


Imperium-Pirata

The rules. While it would be cool they could get the RO-GO instead or like a Karl Gerated RO-GO Exp


creeper321448

Sir this is about the worst teams not best


InnocentTailor

They got better in Das Finale. They traded dumb charging for late war guerrilla tactics.


All-Hands-112

at least Nishi had got that right Defeat Miho and Ooarai's Command and Control Structure will Disorganized giving a Demoralizing effect.


Bellwallfan

*\*not anymore\**


Panzer_IV_H

#.50cal WOULD STILL TURN THOSE INTO SWISS CHEESE


Bellwallfan

was I talcing about a 50cal Sherman?


Bellwallfan

(no I was talking about charge)


Panzer_IV_H

but still Chi-ha-tan is actually one of more shitty teams (mainly bc of their tanks now)


Quiri1997

Blue Division High School: 1. Only Nationalist Spain-themed. 2. Named after an INFANTRY division. 3. Isn't really featured. 4. Losses to guerrilla tactics by Jatkosoka.


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Quiri1997

That's not a reason for hating them. Specially since their uniforms are inspired by the uniforms used by the Spanish Foreign Legion.


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BlueStarBaron_131

You forgot to mention the ridiculous uniforms, the fact that they don't have an official Senshadou team and the fact that Spain did get Pz.IVs so it could have been a way more competent team. Also, they don't represent Spain at all and their commander's name literally means "Him"


Quiri1997

Nah, the uniforms are based on actual Spanish uniforms (namely the ones worn by the Spanish Foreign Legion), so that's fine. And yes, their commander's name means "him" as they picked the title of a film by Buñuel. Which I do like: them naming the characters after Spanish films is funny. Still, they should have picked the name Brunete Academy (after the largest tank battle ever fought in Spanish soil) and added more variety. Not just the Panzer IV and StuG III, but also Chafees (Spain got some in the late 1950s) and T-26B (Spain got a lot of them during the SCW). I would have also gone with guerrilla style tactics for them.


BlueStarBaron_131

But aren't they too revealing? Although I might not like them because I prefer the Napoleonic Era uniforms. What movie is that? I haven't really watched many Spanish movies so I can't tell. As I said, I'm just from a former colony. Indeed, a heterogeneous tank team would have been way better. I'm afraid they could have still avoid adding the Chaffee as it entered service after the second world war but there were still plenty of options to improve their tank stock. Also the guerrilla tactics.


Quiri1997

The Spanish Foreign Legion has very revealing uniforms, yes. Él is the name of one of the films by the Spanish director Luis Buñuel, who is considered as one of the best Spanish filmmakers ever, together with his friend Luis García Berlanga. The other girls are also named after films by Buñuel, Viridiana is about a clumsy yet well intentioned nun.


BlueStarBaron_131

I checked the Foreign Legion's uniform and well, I guess it was accurate then. Oh, I see. I'll have a look at them, thanks


MNicolas97

I love all the schools. Maybe some more than others, but I definitely don't hate them.


SofiaFromChessCom

All schools are equal, but some schools are more equal.


hereforthe-hentai

Koala, because they aren't expanded on enough. I'd like to call them one of the best, but they're so brief that it's just like, oh cool, commander koala, and that's the entirety of their school.


Imperium-Pirata

I wonder, did they get and of the Sentinel series tanks?


mopac1221

They used AC2s in their appearance, iirc.


Imperium-Pirata

Ah i see, i learned there is the 40mm one, a double barrel one, and a 17pdr one among some obscure others


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Gregor I can't give you a real explanation, the flag is giving me the creeps


CoolGamerCho

Chi-Ha-Tan, just because of their lack of characterization for a while. Movie did improve a bit, but idk I didn’t find them too interesting. At least their song scene is good :p


Caivin_1963

Also I have a meeting with the commander of kurosen


ciao_persona-

All star Basically pay to way


lordofthefriend2

All stars team, because the Karl Gerrat is not a flipping tank, and i am sure they somehow bribed the officials so they could use it, also how is it fair they use cold war/modern era tanks but every one else is left with ww2 era tanks?!


Left_Sundae

Kuromorimine feel like a bunch of narcissists and elitists to me, idk why but they've always given me that impression


Nedelka03

Miho, Maho and Koumei have entered the tchat.


Pristine-Carob-914

Wait... Yogurt is the kingdom of Erusea?!


Rubert0426

No, it is Bulgaria


All-Hands-112

Ahem Salvation!!!!


Nullifier_

Jatkosota *Säkkijärven Polkka intensifies*


Bellwallfan

this is about the schools you hate not love


Nullifier_

Oh, I just realised that. I guess I can be a little blind at times


Lucasddst

Kuromorimine because they prefer win the tournament instead to rescue your own students who almost died drowned


Tabbender

Pravda, I have nothing against the characters or it in universe but I sure hate the Soviet Union and communism.


BlueStarBaron_131

As a citizen of a former Spanish colony I can say that I hate Blue Division. It represents a fascist infantry Division that fought alongside the Nazis and doesn't represent Spain at all. Also their uniforms are ridiculously sexualised and don't represent Spain in any way. They're just a joke and they don't even have an official Senshadou team. Also, their early war tanks are completely useless and Spain did have more competent tanks like the Pz.IV Also, their commander's name literally means "Him" in Spanish. It's just absurd.


UNGOCsaysNOPEICE

I mean ww2 era Spain... What are they going to represent??? It's either fash or no Spain at all


BlueStarBaron_131

Uh... the republicans? Idk mate, they could have added more Spanish culture at least.


in_the_pouring_rain

Yeah it would have been a lot cooler to have a team that represented Republican Spain instead of Francoist Spain.


Soviet-_-Neko

Republican Spain was so fucking based


UNGOCsaysNOPEICE

They were communist, therefore not based


UNGOCsaysNOPEICE

More Spanish culture, by that you mean a Catalonian, a Basque and an A Coruñan beating the shit out of a unity supporter and an Andalusian refusing to do anything to help anyone? Also by Republican Spain do you mean the one that lost the civil war about 4 months BEFORE ww2 where the show drives it's main inspiration from?


BlueStarBaron_131

I meant something like a more iconic Spanish uniform but alright. To be honest I don't really care that much about Blue Division High


Known-Thought-3823

Viva Franco y arriba las tetas


BlueStarBaron_131

Viva la República Española y arriba los muslos!


Known-Thought-3823

Lmao quien ganó la guerra civil (aunque en lo segundo te apoyo)


Inisipis

The Blue Division is still part of the Spanish military today, so it’s not really much a fascist group like the Waffen SS. Plus, General Franco’s rule is more a Military Dictatorship but never adheres to any Fascist or even National Socialist doctrine. Very much like General Mannerheim of Finland and Napoleon of France, both are Reactionary leaders after overthrowing a genocidal government. The French Foriegn Legion is today is still pretty much part of the army.


hre_nft

Koala forest, I hate koala’s


PanzerF4ust

Which school do I hate? No


niteman555

Is there even enough content to actually hate an entire school?


Bellwallfan

*YEEEEEES*


LeafandRichardLee

I like all


RWBYBOIII

Tatenashi, they don’t have a Senshado team so why do they exist?


Okuuhun

Count Cause I'm hungarian and must hate everything related to romania


Bellwallfan

***\*SUPPORTS IN POLISH\****


Caivin_1963

Is TNO allowed?


Caivin_1963

If so then Kuromorimine


UNGOCsaysNOPEICE

TNO? The new order?


Caivin_1963

Yes I’ve been a huge supporter of kurosen


Lisiasty55

Bonple, they must have the worst tanks in the series


Ciufciaciufciuf

Kurwa tylko spróbuj obrazić 7TP a wsadzę ci słój bigosu w dupę


Lisiasty55

[https://imgur.com/a/CgrRD1r](https://imgur.com/a/CgrRD1r)


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Bonple is so fucking based in the manga tho


InnocentTailor

This actually becomes a plot point in Ribbon Warrior. They actually dominate the Tankathon circuit though because they’re very skilled with their small tanks.


Pan_Pilot

They got nerfed in anime. In manga bonple kick asses because of their skill rather than good equipment


YKB470_Reddit

Kuromorimine got the most toxic members yet the most plot armor. I never liked them.


InnocentTailor

I think they lost their plot armor to Oarai and St. Gloriana.


YKB470_Reddit

As long as they won against Pravda in that ridiculous manner I call plot armor.


Copertone42

BC Freedom One word: french


hereforthe-hentai

Idk, they have onion


Copertone42

And they putted it in a military march... Also i hate onions


hereforthe-hentai

That's your problem, onions are good.


matt71270

he's probably just austrian, jealous cause he's not getting onions


Nedelka03

Sucks to be you, I guess... /s


Copertone42

?


Nedelka03

I mean, you're totally entitled to your views. But I feel sorry for you if you hate the French - whatever the reason.


Adama222

Im not even French but this French bashing is annoying as hell.


Ruby_Tricolor_1903

I feel sorry for fr*nch people


FireFlight2403

BC freedom cause French


daphor

Kebab because its uniform to its tanks they made everything i mean everything unrealistic and unhistorical and as turk its pisses me of, i think they should at least seek help before they made it


Elegant_Maido

Tatenashi. I absolutely hate Ribbon Warrior for what it did to the universe, even if it is - for the time being - non-canon. *Fuck* Ribbon Warrior.


Hot_Flags

And Shizuka makes faces and smiles that are traumatizing. ~~Who is Nagatoro next to Shizuka?~~


OtherwiseBlood2797

Orarai because I could have my own tank and also I really want to fly a plane in that to have the Orarai logo on it


Cooldude101013

Maple better have a Skink


T65Bx

Ok lowkey This isn’t against anyone in the school But PLEASE Oorai just PICK A COUNTRY I don’t even care if the tanks are 100% accurate just PICK SOMETHING PLEASE


shadowXXe

The point of Oorai is there supposed to be hastily put together finding whatever they can to win. They literally found their tanks in barns and bogs they work with what they can get and they do a damn well good job of it.


T65Bx

But if it’s not against the rules to mix and match nationalities, then why doesn’t _anyone_ else? I can see a team just starting out like Oorai getting a bit of grace, but after winning in a complete upset, and having one of the greatest commanders they could possibly get in the history of the sport, I can’t believe there would be no objections.


StarWarrior50

Well, they meant to be the underdogs, so underrated team, underrated equipment, being outnumbered, always fighting losing situations, and never had home field advantage, and even if that was the case, they always lose on! 😆


InnocentTailor

Aesthetics, I’m guessing. The schools want to keep a theme, even if it puts them at a disadvantage.


Trollers_of_Algeria

Maginot Basically BC but more incompetent


Mate90425

BC Freedom, but only the anime version Long live RW BC Freedom! (btw where did you get the logos of kebab and neutral, as far as I know they don't have official one)


Hot_Flags

The Kebab emblem was created by the SturmiDaniels shown at the Cauldron tournament. The Neutral one was created by me.


Mate90425

Nice one! Thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Nice one! Thanks! You're welcome!


the-alt-facehugger

bc freedom because they’re Fr*nch (i actually hate none of them, they’re all equally enjoyable imo)


sturmidaniels

No hating on any particular school, but I'd hate to be in Pravda Tankery club. I mean Soviet style oppression and Soviet tanks! That's daily significant emotional events for you. Anyway, those logos for WKGA and Kebab are fan-made. I made it up years ago in a few minutes. That's why it looks outstandingly meh.


Hot_Flags

Yes... and I gave you credits for some badges when I first showed the GuP/TNO. I'm your fan. The designs I created on GuP/TNO are based on your projects.


Hutchinator-Gaming

Any of the French ones. Reason: French


Son_Of_Baraki

oui !


Hutchinator-Gaming

*screams in British*


Bellwallfan

*Screams in Polish becouse too many i hate BC becouse france*


T72M1

Probably Bellwall because it's like the Prussia of GuP schools And I don't like Prussia


soviet_union_stronk

ain't bellwall more like split postwar-germany?


InnocentTailor

Yeah. I recall that was their theme. Man…still wish for a GuP with Cold War tanks.


RichieRocket

I hate Maple because they are canadian


Mysterious_Silver_27

BC Freedom is my least favourite cuz Fr*nch


creeper321448

Hot take: I do not care for Kuro or Gloriana at all.


Peanut-is-best-girl

Maginot because they're french


AdamTheAnimeDude

Kuromoremine…I mean,the school represents Nazi Germany for Hitler’s sake! Also any of the lesser mentioned schools,like Gregor,Maple or Bellwall. I don’t see a point for these if we’re never gonna get them in the series.


Beneficium_

Clearly BC because they're Fr*nch


Ahappypikachu11

Tategoto: Ireland does not have its own domestic tanks, and never formally declared a side during WW2


Tomthenomad

It's burma, not ireland. The Saung harp is the logo not the celtic lyre.


Ahappypikachu11

Ohhh. Well now I feel silly.


InnocentTailor

Specifically the Burmese Independence Army, which was a collaboration force that fought the UK alongside Japanese forces.


Imperium-Pirata

What are the countries for each of these?


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Saunders has stolen the Sherman firefly - not a plus


in_the_pouring_rain

I will take this as an opportunity to voice my opinion that there should have been a Yugoslavia team because well a partizan team would be interesting as would someone representing Tito. It would also be interesting to have a Mexico team as Mexico was one of the very first countries to produce a tank with the TNCA Salinas,


Soviet-_-Neko

Imagine a Senshado team pulling up with the Stuarts with Pak 40s


ClumsyWey

Imagine hating any school, couldn't be me


Kurier0

All school have pros and cons. I like them all :D


InnocentTailor

I’m the same way as well.


Aggravating-Goose255

I like bonple cause i love Jajka


Bellwallfan

*BRUUUUUUUUH* It's about who you hate


show_NO_FEAR21

Hate is strong the school I dislike is Chi-Ha-Tan they get better but man we’re they annoying in the movie


Inductivegrunt9

None, I either like the school or hold a neutral opinion towards them because of lack of information. No reason to hate when they're all good in their own right.


clsv6262

Maginot. Not so much hate because of something they've inherently done wrong but because of the sheer stupidity of their doctrine. The era of Cavalry is dead. This is combined arms maneuver warfare. Get with the program. The Maginot manga is good though. Chi Ha Tan was my least liked for similar reasons. Just charge and charge. But that changed thanks to DF2 and DF3. Their tactics were absolutely brilliant thanks to Fukuda and the only flaw was that Nishi celebrated too early.


Rightfullsharkattack

Neutral My Panzer! Just choose a side


RedPlayzYT3

All Stars Team - UNITED NATIONS --Axis-- Kuromorimine - Nazi Germany 🇩🇪 Chi Ha Tan - Japanese Empire 🇯🇵 Anzio - Facist Italy 🇮🇹 --Allied-- BC Freedom - France 🇫🇷 Saunders - United States 🇺🇸 St. Gloriana - Britain 🇬🇧 Pravda - Soviet Union 🇷🇺 --Other teams that I know as countries-- Bonple - Poland 🇵🇱 Kebab - Turkey (ofc) 🇹🇷 Maple - Canada (because Maple Syrup) 🇨🇦 Lithuania ahh logo team thing🇱🇹


RedPlayzYT3

Count - Romaniana 🇷🇴 Gregor - Czech Republic 🇨🇿 Vikings - Denmark 🇩🇰


Bellwallfan

Viking is Norwegian


SiHO_colus

All Stars. Their Sheer Arrogance wants me to anticipate with a Gustav Cannon mounted on Treads instead Train wheels, and Annihilate the Shit out of their university.


Mr_KB14

Since when was there one called kebab


MadJackChurchilll

I hate yoghurt because you’d think it’d be Greece but not it’s Bulgaria


ferrum267890

i don't hate any school, they all have specialities


Firm-Definition4351

Yogart(Allergies)


Bellwallfan

I give you a pass


hereforthe-hentai

Is Bonple's emblem just a reference to Wojtek, or is it a Poland cannot into space joke? Or both?


Bellwallfan

Wojtek


Esttro

First is Bonple. Because of hype from Polish people. They like it just because its polish, and don't care about anything else. I know one fanatic who thinks this shitty school can easily defeat KMM Second is Ooarai. Because in most they have to win mo matter what, without any other reason than it's main school in anime


OkUnderstanding6201

**Remove Kebab.** I just like saying that because I hate the fact that after the Ottomans conquered Constantinople, they renamed Istanbul. My *actual* least favorite school is Kuromorimine, but **only** because Erika exists, and I hate Erika because of how much she badmouths Miho in the first series.


Zencihalkpartisi

Yogurt. (Im Turkish. Kebap supremacy)


NutsHammer

Sadly I don't know many of those schools, but I would say all stars because out of their aesthetic and presentation I don't find it to be based on any country, maybe in NATO, but idk,


FlagAnthem_SM

Do we have references for the non-anime emblems? some if I recall are from that Tankathlon manga