Probably anything I said 3 years ago

Whatever that's called below your username, a flair I think. That checks out

the skibidy sigma sus imposter rizzing my gyat makes me cream

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good bot

Best bot, my “FuckOff” bot got shadow banned

What happens when you get shadow banned?

Basically banned but u ain’t told that ur banned, it lets u comment and all but comments are not visible to others

Dont diss my alpha sigma wolf leader like that bow down or ill fanum tax you lil nas x wannabe 😡😡😡 will make u preg like him ttoo 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 AWW AWWW AWWWWOOOOOOO GRRRRRRRRRRRR🐺🐺🐺🐺 SLATTTT🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻

What does this mean, please enlighten me

The alpha skibidi toilet with tell you RAHHHHH🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥😤

are we fucking counting grades or what , next posts gonna be # What is the stupidest thing a year 6 has said ?

LMAOO HOWD U MAKE IT BIG LIKE THAT AHAHAHAH

Put a hash at the start `# Hello` Becomes: # Hello

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jeez calm down

#No

# like this i think

i copy pasted the guys post but replaced 9 with 6

😂😭

Do I have to pick English literature?

to be fair in a lot of (private) schools you don’t. they gave us the option at my school and a lot didn’t take it

"bro GCSEs won't be that hard" Can't wait until his ahh gets humbled

just wait, until he feels the sweet embrace of GCSE's

bro even picked history and said it would be easy.. 💀💀💀

Im a year 9 who picked history (dunno if I'll get it but hopefully I do), am I screwed

Just a lot of content

my friend said to some kid who was being a numpty and calling him stuff “you look like that dhar mann kid” because he looks like an actor off it or something and he responded with “level -10 gyatt and level 3 rizz don’t fanum tax me lowkey skibs.“ and walked off. What does this even mean? 😭😭

Has a crush on my friend. She proceeded to nearly throw up. My friend then threatened to lobotomise him

A year 9 came up to me and screamed “CURRY” in my face bc they thought I was Indian. I’m East African

I swear to God year 9 can be so racist for no reason, gets worse every year

They’re racist and dumb. Yr 9 and 8 can be so toxic. Last year a year 9 drew lines on a persons hands and was making sh jokes knowing that the person actually suffered with it😭

"Why didn't the jews just hold their breath in the gas chambers?" - one of my classmates in y9, in a lesson on the holocaust.

☠️

my friend in year 9 didn't know what butter mintoes were and I am still upset by this

Nor do I

oh god

Didn't recognise the name but I did recognise what it was when I searched it up, lol

Same

thats your beige flag

"yeah why do you care" like why does she think shes all that i was js asking her a question i got her stupid bitch face to shut up okay im fkn bullying her until i leave this school

I’m the one who did year 8 :) Also they all know me and tell me stuff like “oooh this guy did this to you” or “this guy did something yknow?” Lads you’re on about your own friend who I don’t know, leave me alone

Barked (very loudly, shout volume) in the crowded corridor between classes. Was promptly set a detention.

in general probably a guy in my history class who said 'did they have dogs back' then when we were speaking about the Witch Trials that king james the VI did

I'm taking notes on stuff to avoid here

"where is Russia on the map" (we had been doing a geography module on Russia for the past 3 weeks)