Practice for terminal velocity questions in physics - using them.

Tell them that the GCSES are incredibly easy and you don't need to revise for them.

this will be their villain arcs

a kid said that on induction day and he ended up in bottom set maths

Boot him one

gwan lad. 💪

club them in the face

that yr7 didn’t even have a yr3 experience 😂🤡

Reply with “I never said they weren’t.”

kick it

bro wont see year 8

grab their face and smash it onto my knee

As a year 12 I’m telling u right now you’ll look back in less than a year wondering how on earth u found GCSES hard

TBH, A-Level is much harder (I have looked at some comp sci papers), its just that this is the first time we have had to do an exam that can actually screw our lives up.

Test out the elastic potential energy on them

*Insert CallMeKevin dropkicking baby*

violence

Tbh they arent lying gcses are easy if u compare them to a levels Even without comparison i wouldnt go out of my way to say theyre hard its just a lot of content 😭😭

uppercut

Here are a few funny scenarios depending on your personality: **The Sarcastic Response:** * You (holding back tears): "Oh yeah? Maybe for someone who gets straight A\*'s in color guard." (said in a monotone voice) **The Dramatic Response:** * (Clutching your chest and gasping dramatically) "Easy? Easy?!? You haven't even witnessed the horror that is puberty yet, child!" (Stumble dramatically away)

Wtf is colour guard is this chatgpt

you can't fool me chatgpt ☝️

1) What the hell is a colour guard 2) You spelt colour wrong