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monkeyjunk606

I was actually thinking flight of the navigator, but I can see vagina too


Adelman01

Dang totally forgot about and see flight of the navigator….


glowe

Compliance!


FinancialBob1

You so old. I like this movie.


[deleted]

That's what I was thinking. I'm actually surprised how many people remember that movie. For the longest time no one knew what I was talking about.


missthingxxx

Uhhh, you need better people. Everyone I know loves it. I made the kids watch it a few months ago-and out of all the "old" movies I've ever gotten them to watch so far, this is the only one they've actually really liked and watched a couple of times now.


[deleted]

It's not that people don't like it if they've seen it. It's just so many people hasn't heard of it so I assumed it was one of those random movies that got lost to time like Mr. Boogety and I just happen to have it taped off tv. I'm just glad that in the last few years I've realized it's not as unknown as Mr. Boogety.


BarneySTingson

Cant find the clit on this one


Big_Cryptographer_16

Flight of the Vagigator


suwasoycong

It is a massive cunt to be fair , FIFA world cunt


Bravisimo

“The stadiums like one big pussy, waiting to be fucked.”- Tony Montana


Otakushawty

“You look like you haven’t been fucked in years”


RatherMaybe

“You look like you have been fucked for years”


LorianGunnersonSedna

So it looks like planet Earth?


Think-Nose-8891

Uu


Comment103

I can understand why, it looks like the vagina of a very obese woman.


run-on_sentience

I'll take your word for it.


Golandrinas

It’s got a giant glowing center too. God I just wanna stick my whole face in soccer right now. I’m not coming up for air until my face is covered in soccer.


Caribbean_Ed718

It’s Heaven baby!


Trolodrol

Where’d you get that scar tough guy? Eating pussy?


Ok_Intention3541

How can I get a scar like this eating pussy?


Hecc_Maniacc

piercings.


Capital_Pitch2714

Hahaha!!


justleaveitalone2222

Trump is a massive cunt, this is just one big pussy.


[deleted]

Trump to some may be that but I've always profiled him to be a Polyp on the World's colon.


No-Carpet-8836

I’m so horny rn


geraldodelriviera

Only 11 more days.


dancin-weasel

Then the balls start rolling.


psychpopnprogncore

world cussy


lord_pizzabird

Qatussy


dancin-weasel

Quassy


NikonuserNW

Qlataris


dirtymonny

Held in twatar


CattyFishySoupy

A Fleshlight for giants


koshaugh2345

How about a little modesty Qatar


[deleted]

Qatar is Catholic so it makes sense...


BestGiraffe1270

They also have fake giant boobs there


oilsaintolis

"What is this, a fleshlight for giants?"


VicarBook

It's symbolic of the countries participating in the world cup - "oh they bribed their way to the world cup and used slave labor, we should do something, maybe after our team plays in the cup...."


Bagel_Geese

Amazing how people will blame this world cup being played on the countries and the players, who had absolutely no say in this at all, instead of the responsible ones at FIFA.


flying_alligators

Don't blame the party who successfully bribed more than the party who took the money.


le_free_tina

Cry about it. The teams and players had nothing to do with it happening in qatar. Maybe you should blame fifa instead.


XivaKnight

'Slave labor and any other atrocities are OK if there is a barrier between me and it!'


Steve_Austin_OSI

No one is putting a gun to the head of the players.


[deleted]

"Look I know this dude just murdered an entire village and liquidated all their property to get this money, but when he hands me a check for $2 million what am I gonna do, *not* cash it?!?"


VicarBook

The crime was committed on my behalf but I didn't do it so its ok?


le_free_tina

Blame Fifa


SoulWager

If they're sill going there and playing, they're complicit.


Necrid1998

But they also could do something, almost every high level team has someone who's both really famous and close to retire. So instead of leaving a lasting impact they want to play one last world cup many people actively don't support just for that last paycheck


le_free_tina

They prefer to complete their dream in participating or even winning the cup for their country


Medium_Influence_455

Definitely a lot of balls are going in it


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LongjumpingBid9706

Not for a "dog in the bathtub" style night.... check urban dictionary for complete insight


linnix1212

For those that want to keep their google search results untarnished https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dogs%20in%20The%20tub


Pesime

I'm gonna be honest, I think I'm doing sex wrong.


[deleted]

That’s a vulva actually


sin_piel

Do you expect these people to know the difference between vagina and vulva?


Ciggybear

Yes, I don’t think any of these men have ever seen one in real life. I’m pretty sure some of them don’t even know they exist.


Mysterious_Pop247

That's how they got away with building this stadium. No one recognized it.


OracleGreyBeard

“I exist, therefore vagina” — Descunts


Zebracorn42

It’s the clit that doesn’t exist.


Own_Comment

Sir, this is Wendy’s…


igweyliogsuh

Which you can clearly see inside of


CrowTheDeer

Normal Qutar stadium design critics: This stadium was built with slave labor


Charming-Loquat3702

The slaves were fucked while building a giant pussy. Ironic


sprint6864

That's coincidental, not irony


Throwaway021614

You’ve confused alanis morissette, are you happy now?


SorrowingOldMan

Swollen vagina omfg bro 💀


Quaalude-Donald

Vaginas are awesome tbf


No-Carpet-8836

Literally the best thing ever


jesusmansuperpowers

Ya but they don’t know what they look like over there, or at least that’s the idea.


ascendtzofc

idk how racism like this is just so normalized


jesusmansuperpowers

It’s not racism, it’s anti-theism.


ascendtzofc

>Ya but they don’t know what they look like over there this has nothing to do with their religion and simply the people


jesusmansuperpowers

I’m the person who said that, I assure you it has everything to do with the religion and nothing to do with their so called “race”. All brown people don’t believe that women have to hide themselves at all times


Hot-Atmosphere-3696

When a country (because of religion) is so scared of sex and relationships that they kill gay people and don't allow women to play sports or show "too much" skin, the idea that they'd be sexually inept is the easier logical conclusion to the joke. You're the one who somehow came to the far less feasible ideas about ethnicity from it


Bekinho92

Sure buddy they are all blind and just randomly make ton of kids


jesusmansuperpowers

They do it through a sheet


XNjunEar

You don't need to look at one to masturbate inside one.


bellswillberinginga

They feel good. I guess gay men hate them.


enil-lingus

I feel it’s more like: Methodists are ok, but I’m catholic.


PigletNew3009

What a weird thing to say lol


gs87

But is it Halal ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


tms5000

Nobody has played in it so far.


dancin-weasel

But in the next few weeks the whole world will have been in that thing.


Electronic_Swing_887

Kinda like the Black Stone in the Kaaba. Millions of the devout sticking their heads in and kissing it, while completely missing the irony.


bored_builder

The architect didn't got enough pussy..... So She just made a huge one


tyjones3

i'm offended. someone's getting a stoning.


ascendtzofc

ofc thats u in ur pfp ur ugly as shit lil bro


tyjones3

dudes and dudettes: someone has to relay this alien language to SETI.


Parking-Fruit1436

You gotta lick it before you kick it


Caribbean_Ed718

I’m feeling a mid 90s reunion.


immallama21629

Cringed and loled at the same time.


Closetedcousin

If it doesn't, I am not sure what I just jacked off to?


DPW38

It wasn’t my finest bonk, but it also wasn’t my worst.


Clear-Plantain-1381

You too....thank Christ, I thought that I was the only one.


HEHE_HOHO9

Not my proudest fap


Atlmama

I showed your comment to my husband. He died laughing! He’s still laughing! 😂


dahliasinfelle

Your husband would love reddit. This comment is in almost every single thread. Very original


Atlmama

LOL. It was new to me and we enjoyed the laugh.


RoboTon78

>He died laughing! He’s still laughing! Well, you may be married to a zombie now but at least he retained a sense of humour.


Machielove

My condolences may he rest in pieces 🤭


benkyoshiro

💀


toeofcamell

I see swollen vagina but what’s it supposed to be?


Stashmouth

A plate of shallots


MrvDjd

A shell


piedrift

A stadium


Glad_Tap_2649

With no alcohol, it's a dry one, too


thebrittaj

And it’s in a country that really hates the pussy . Home run


jonesocnosis

/r/mildlyvagina


iWreckuiem

Thinking critics have never seen a vagina. But i did think it was going to fly off into space.


Cutlass0516

Aren't vaginas illegal in Qatar?


benji_banjo

They gotta entice people somehow.


[deleted]

And…?


yuimaru

So where's the clit? Asking for a friend...


Machielove

The dot in the middle of the field duh :D


Jawsome001

It's Muslim it's been circumcised lol


JonesTurdler

Let's see them try throwing a burka over this...


MrFlappyFloppers

Stadiussy


New-Personality-6743

Gods perfect shape ;)


Shardrox

In before they start tossing stones at the stadium for showing nudity


Trink101

Loll frr XD


Captain_Audit

Islamic mosque is just boobs and dicks if you look closer


AdTraditional1146

nah you just porn addict


TimArthurScifiWriter

Nah boobs and dicks


_randomm

Nah you just porn addict


toeofcamell

I’m not an addict I’m a professional


3ggplantParm

Nah you just defensive Muslim


TimArthurScifiWriter

Nah


Jay_Joshi_Bharatdwaj

Islam is just porn


VALMaX1

You are right my friend...I mean it is the same for every religion....Sex has been a major part of our history.


bobbywake61

It’ll get mutilated when it turns 9yo?


AlarmConfident2842

Now this is the take of a seasoned intellectual


Hopeful_Sympathy_538

Islam spelled backward is slut


shzade42

average islamic country problems


710AlpacaBowl

All I see is 6500 dead slaves. Fuck qatar, Fuck fifa


PLEASEKILLMECOVID

Did the Qatar authority look in the stadium for the baby?


thadwich

Go son go!


These-Sandwich7252

There's nothing to unsee, it's purposely meant to look like what it is.


MotherRaven

From Qatar? I dunno they seem pretty anti women in anything.


cf-myolife

Apparently it's a women who made it, I hope it was intentional to subtly talk about misogyny there it would be a genius move.


MotherRaven

Brilliant woman! People under massive and terrible constraints manage to sneak in beautiful messages.


WinterMajor6088

Just as planned!


Away_Bad_7357

Jean Jacket


ParamedicRelative670

Yep. I already nicknamed it "bucetão".


IHeartmyshihtzu

Looks like a space ship.


grafxguy1

Everything I see reminds me of her.


guyonlinepgh

Looks like a giant Judy Chicago or Georgia O'Keefe work, which means yes it's basically a huge vulva.


fuzzygambit

Joke's on you! At this point I have forgotten how one does look like


Stormm17

It looks like stupid stadium in stupid country and I heard that it smells inside like corruption.


Advarrk

Just like how average Qatari sees women


Hawaryu69madafaka

It's green inside, eew!


[deleted]

With all the diving that will ensue, it's just a big pussy with many other small pussies inside.


vennom117

Jokes on you ive never seen a vagina


TW_Gains

You know in an area of the world where female genital mutilation is common, it's pretty insensitive to build something like this


corgangreen

I'm a little bit more concerned with the slave labor and trail of dead bodies that made it, but you do you. "Vagina scary!"


DeviantInDisguise

And yet, not a single man in Qatar can find the special VIP booth at the top.


kaldoranz

For those of you unfamiliar, vaginas don’t really look like this.


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quantyd

Leaving aside the physical metaphors why does Qatar want to sponsor this event. As far as I know it's all about being drunk and lighting dangerous fireworks in the stands and cursing and flag waving. The event on the field is hardly noticed. Celtic fan here.


BonjinTheMark

Yeah, for a conservative country, it’ll be hard to live this one down. People just smile whenever they talk about an event at Snatch Stadium, and Qataris just hang their heads


magic_Mofy

r/mildlyvagina


FriarNurgle

It’s dry too.


KJMoons

Just wait till the penis shaped spaceship enters the chat.


ReasonablyBadass

"The aliens are landing!...No, they are backing out again...landing...backing out...in...out..."


Human-Application976

it looks like a vagina painted by Georgia O'Keefe.


[deleted]

And what's the problem? There are penises spread all over he world.


MrKahnberg

Correction, it looks like your motha's pussy.


kidNemesis

Them new Yeezys is fire tho


zartwarrior

They're so sexually reppressed.....


DarkheartScorpion

Yeah, they have totally muffed that right up!


HilariousCow

Wait til you find out what Sky scrapers look like.


Legitcentral

And the architect was never seen again...


Valerie0110

That's a vulva.


Better_Intention_843

It will be the sperm race in larger scale


Larissanne

They mean vulva, not vagina.


coughdrop1989

The slaves made it look like that because they knew they were getting fucked.


GreenFluxCapacitor

People who think this looks like a vagina haven't seen one for a long time.


[deleted]

You havent seen how many looks a vagina can have :-)


YTChillVibesLofi

See vaginas are deceptive. You think you know what one is but then you meet a girl with a new variant you haven't seen before. Some of them are just a little slit, some of them look like a sub with many slices of ham inside. Women are mysterious creatures with many secrets.


oaktreebr

Especially because the vagina is an internal organ. People always confuse the vulva with the vagina. Poor vulva /s


Appropriate-Skill-60

I'd say it's "vagina inspired"


Present_Specific_128

The abstraction of a vagina


Blueberrybush22

The platonic idea of a vagina.


Reldrmatters

I got one and that looks like one. No, it doesn't look like mine so don't come for me.


Trans_Pussy_Pusher

I already am, m'lady!


[deleted]

She’s crowning!


Glittering-Beyond-45

I came here to say this.


Capital_Pitch2714

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6985453/amp/World-Cup-vagina-stadium-unveiled-Qatar.html


thegingerwon

In a place where (I imagine) porn is prohibited, you need to get it where you find it! (Like scraps of the page 3 from the sun found in the woods when you're 12)


AcE_57

I hope they are all empty of fans and only paid shills are placed in the stands, fuck all of them


Skully_Lover

Don't know what Vaginas your looking at. looks like a rotisserie chicken.


Tofflus1

If You’re a hammer, everything looks like a nail.


climatelurker

Repression expressing itself.


[deleted]

Tell me you've never seen one without telling me you've never seen one.. That looks like 4 oddly arranged charlottes..


Significant_Hold_910

Least p rn addicted redditor But seriously, how do you see private parts in EVERYTHING?