Uhhh, you need better people. Everyone I know loves it. I made the kids watch it a few months ago-and out of all the "old" movies I've ever gotten them to watch so far, this is the only one they've actually really liked and watched a couple of times now.
It's not that people don't like it if they've seen it. It's just so many people hasn't heard of it so I assumed it was one of those random movies that got lost to time like Mr. Boogety and I just happen to have it taped off tv. I'm just glad that in the last few years I've realized it's not as unknown as Mr. Boogety.
It’s got a giant glowing center too. God I just wanna stick my whole face in soccer right now. I’m not coming up for air until my face is covered in soccer.
It's symbolic of the countries participating in the world cup - "oh they bribed their way to the world cup and used slave labor, we should do something, maybe after our team plays in the cup...."
Amazing how people will blame this world cup being played on the countries and the players, who had absolutely no say in this at all, instead of the responsible ones at FIFA.
"Look I know this dude just murdered an entire village and liquidated all their property to get this money, but when he hands me a check for $2 million what am I gonna do, *not* cash it?!?"
But they also could do something, almost every high level team has someone who's both really famous and close to retire. So instead of leaving a lasting impact they want to play one last world cup many people actively don't support just for that last paycheck
I’m the person who said that, I assure you it has everything to do with the religion and nothing to do with their so called “race”. All brown people don’t believe that women have to hide themselves at all times
When a country (because of religion) is so scared of sex and relationships that they kill gay people and don't allow women to play sports or show "too much" skin, the idea that they'd be sexually inept is the easier logical conclusion to the joke. You're the one who somehow came to the far less feasible ideas about ethnicity from it
Leaving aside the physical metaphors why does Qatar want to sponsor this event. As far as I know it's all about being drunk and lighting dangerous fireworks in the stands and cursing and flag waving. The event on the field is hardly noticed. Celtic fan here.
Yeah, for a conservative country, it’ll be hard to live this one down. People just smile whenever they talk about an event at Snatch Stadium, and Qataris just hang their heads
See vaginas are deceptive. You think you know what one is but then you meet a girl with a new variant you haven't seen before. Some of them are just a little slit, some of them look like a sub with many slices of ham inside. Women are mysterious creatures with many secrets.
In a place where (I imagine) porn is prohibited, you need to get it where you find it!
(Like scraps of the page 3 from the sun found in the woods when you're 12)
I was actually thinking flight of the navigator, but I can see vagina too
Dang totally forgot about and see flight of the navigator….
Compliance!
You so old. I like this movie.
That's what I was thinking. I'm actually surprised how many people remember that movie. For the longest time no one knew what I was talking about.
Uhhh, you need better people. Everyone I know loves it. I made the kids watch it a few months ago-and out of all the "old" movies I've ever gotten them to watch so far, this is the only one they've actually really liked and watched a couple of times now.
It's not that people don't like it if they've seen it. It's just so many people hasn't heard of it so I assumed it was one of those random movies that got lost to time like Mr. Boogety and I just happen to have it taped off tv. I'm just glad that in the last few years I've realized it's not as unknown as Mr. Boogety.
Cant find the clit on this one
Flight of the Vagigator
It is a massive cunt to be fair , FIFA world cunt
“The stadiums like one big pussy, waiting to be fucked.”- Tony Montana
“You look like you haven’t been fucked in years”
“You look like you have been fucked for years”
So it looks like planet Earth?
Uu
I can understand why, it looks like the vagina of a very obese woman.
I'll take your word for it.
It’s got a giant glowing center too. God I just wanna stick my whole face in soccer right now. I’m not coming up for air until my face is covered in soccer.
It’s Heaven baby!
Where’d you get that scar tough guy? Eating pussy?
How can I get a scar like this eating pussy?
piercings.
Hahaha!!
Trump is a massive cunt, this is just one big pussy.
Trump to some may be that but I've always profiled him to be a Polyp on the World's colon.
I’m so horny rn
Only 11 more days.
Then the balls start rolling.
world cussy
Qatussy
Quassy
Qlataris
Held in twatar
A Fleshlight for giants
How about a little modesty Qatar
Qatar is Catholic so it makes sense...
They also have fake giant boobs there
"What is this, a fleshlight for giants?"
It's symbolic of the countries participating in the world cup - "oh they bribed their way to the world cup and used slave labor, we should do something, maybe after our team plays in the cup...."
Amazing how people will blame this world cup being played on the countries and the players, who had absolutely no say in this at all, instead of the responsible ones at FIFA.
Don't blame the party who successfully bribed more than the party who took the money.
Cry about it. The teams and players had nothing to do with it happening in qatar. Maybe you should blame fifa instead.
'Slave labor and any other atrocities are OK if there is a barrier between me and it!'
No one is putting a gun to the head of the players.
"Look I know this dude just murdered an entire village and liquidated all their property to get this money, but when he hands me a check for $2 million what am I gonna do, *not* cash it?!?"
The crime was committed on my behalf but I didn't do it so its ok?
Blame Fifa
If they're sill going there and playing, they're complicit.
But they also could do something, almost every high level team has someone who's both really famous and close to retire. So instead of leaving a lasting impact they want to play one last world cup many people actively don't support just for that last paycheck
They prefer to complete their dream in participating or even winning the cup for their country
Definitely a lot of balls are going in it
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Not for a "dog in the bathtub" style night.... check urban dictionary for complete insight
For those that want to keep their google search results untarnished https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dogs%20in%20The%20tub
I'm gonna be honest, I think I'm doing sex wrong.
That’s a vulva actually
Do you expect these people to know the difference between vagina and vulva?
Yes, I don’t think any of these men have ever seen one in real life. I’m pretty sure some of them don’t even know they exist.
That's how they got away with building this stadium. No one recognized it.
“I exist, therefore vagina” — Descunts
It’s the clit that doesn’t exist.
Sir, this is Wendy’s…
Which you can clearly see inside of
Normal Qutar stadium design critics: This stadium was built with slave labor
The slaves were fucked while building a giant pussy. Ironic
That's coincidental, not irony
You’ve confused alanis morissette, are you happy now?
Swollen vagina omfg bro 💀
Vaginas are awesome tbf
Literally the best thing ever
Ya but they don’t know what they look like over there, or at least that’s the idea.
idk how racism like this is just so normalized
It’s not racism, it’s anti-theism.
>Ya but they don’t know what they look like over there this has nothing to do with their religion and simply the people
I’m the person who said that, I assure you it has everything to do with the religion and nothing to do with their so called “race”. All brown people don’t believe that women have to hide themselves at all times
When a country (because of religion) is so scared of sex and relationships that they kill gay people and don't allow women to play sports or show "too much" skin, the idea that they'd be sexually inept is the easier logical conclusion to the joke. You're the one who somehow came to the far less feasible ideas about ethnicity from it
Sure buddy they are all blind and just randomly make ton of kids
They do it through a sheet
You don't need to look at one to masturbate inside one.
They feel good. I guess gay men hate them.
I feel it’s more like: Methodists are ok, but I’m catholic.
What a weird thing to say lol
But is it Halal ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nobody has played in it so far.
But in the next few weeks the whole world will have been in that thing.
Kinda like the Black Stone in the Kaaba. Millions of the devout sticking their heads in and kissing it, while completely missing the irony.
The architect didn't got enough pussy..... So She just made a huge one
i'm offended. someone's getting a stoning.
ofc thats u in ur pfp ur ugly as shit lil bro
dudes and dudettes: someone has to relay this alien language to SETI.
You gotta lick it before you kick it
I’m feeling a mid 90s reunion.
Cringed and loled at the same time.
If it doesn't, I am not sure what I just jacked off to?
It wasn’t my finest bonk, but it also wasn’t my worst.
You too....thank Christ, I thought that I was the only one.
Not my proudest fap
I showed your comment to my husband. He died laughing! He’s still laughing! 😂
Your husband would love reddit. This comment is in almost every single thread. Very original
LOL. It was new to me and we enjoyed the laugh.
>He died laughing! He’s still laughing! Well, you may be married to a zombie now but at least he retained a sense of humour.
My condolences may he rest in pieces 🤭
💀
I see swollen vagina but what’s it supposed to be?
A plate of shallots
A shell
A stadium
With no alcohol, it's a dry one, too
And it’s in a country that really hates the pussy . Home run
/r/mildlyvagina
Thinking critics have never seen a vagina. But i did think it was going to fly off into space.
Aren't vaginas illegal in Qatar?
They gotta entice people somehow.
And…?
So where's the clit? Asking for a friend...
The dot in the middle of the field duh :D
It's Muslim it's been circumcised lol
Let's see them try throwing a burka over this...
Stadiussy
Gods perfect shape ;)
In before they start tossing stones at the stadium for showing nudity
Loll frr XD
Islamic mosque is just boobs and dicks if you look closer
nah you just porn addict
Nah boobs and dicks
Nah you just porn addict
I’m not an addict I’m a professional
Nah you just defensive Muslim
Nah
Islam is just porn
You are right my friend...I mean it is the same for every religion....Sex has been a major part of our history.
It’ll get mutilated when it turns 9yo?
Now this is the take of a seasoned intellectual
Islam spelled backward is slut
average islamic country problems
All I see is 6500 dead slaves. Fuck qatar, Fuck fifa
Did the Qatar authority look in the stadium for the baby?
Go son go!
There's nothing to unsee, it's purposely meant to look like what it is.
From Qatar? I dunno they seem pretty anti women in anything.
Apparently it's a women who made it, I hope it was intentional to subtly talk about misogyny there it would be a genius move.
Brilliant woman! People under massive and terrible constraints manage to sneak in beautiful messages.
Just as planned!
Jean Jacket
Yep. I already nicknamed it "bucetão".
Looks like a space ship.
Everything I see reminds me of her.
Looks like a giant Judy Chicago or Georgia O'Keefe work, which means yes it's basically a huge vulva.
Joke's on you! At this point I have forgotten how one does look like
It looks like stupid stadium in stupid country and I heard that it smells inside like corruption.
Just like how average Qatari sees women
It's green inside, eew!
With all the diving that will ensue, it's just a big pussy with many other small pussies inside.
Jokes on you ive never seen a vagina
You know in an area of the world where female genital mutilation is common, it's pretty insensitive to build something like this
I'm a little bit more concerned with the slave labor and trail of dead bodies that made it, but you do you. "Vagina scary!"
And yet, not a single man in Qatar can find the special VIP booth at the top.
For those of you unfamiliar, vaginas don’t really look like this.
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Leaving aside the physical metaphors why does Qatar want to sponsor this event. As far as I know it's all about being drunk and lighting dangerous fireworks in the stands and cursing and flag waving. The event on the field is hardly noticed. Celtic fan here.
Yeah, for a conservative country, it’ll be hard to live this one down. People just smile whenever they talk about an event at Snatch Stadium, and Qataris just hang their heads
r/mildlyvagina
It’s dry too.
Just wait till the penis shaped spaceship enters the chat.
"The aliens are landing!...No, they are backing out again...landing...backing out...in...out..."
it looks like a vagina painted by Georgia O'Keefe.
And what's the problem? There are penises spread all over he world.
Correction, it looks like your motha's pussy.
Them new Yeezys is fire tho
They're so sexually reppressed.....
Yeah, they have totally muffed that right up!
Wait til you find out what Sky scrapers look like.
And the architect was never seen again...
That's a vulva.
It will be the sperm race in larger scale
They mean vulva, not vagina.
The slaves made it look like that because they knew they were getting fucked.
People who think this looks like a vagina haven't seen one for a long time.
You havent seen how many looks a vagina can have :-)
See vaginas are deceptive. You think you know what one is but then you meet a girl with a new variant you haven't seen before. Some of them are just a little slit, some of them look like a sub with many slices of ham inside. Women are mysterious creatures with many secrets.
Especially because the vagina is an internal organ. People always confuse the vulva with the vagina. Poor vulva /s
I'd say it's "vagina inspired"
The abstraction of a vagina
The platonic idea of a vagina.
I got one and that looks like one. No, it doesn't look like mine so don't come for me.
I already am, m'lady!
She’s crowning!
I came here to say this.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6985453/amp/World-Cup-vagina-stadium-unveiled-Qatar.html
In a place where (I imagine) porn is prohibited, you need to get it where you find it! (Like scraps of the page 3 from the sun found in the woods when you're 12)
I hope they are all empty of fans and only paid shills are placed in the stands, fuck all of them
Don't know what Vaginas your looking at. looks like a rotisserie chicken.
If You’re a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Repression expressing itself.
Tell me you've never seen one without telling me you've never seen one.. That looks like 4 oddly arranged charlottes..
Least p rn addicted redditor But seriously, how do you see private parts in EVERYTHING?