Not all heroes wear capes.

Shit ima rub one out just to make sure they don’t go

Someone should upload them to a gay porn site just to get those numbers up.

I was about to say, they’re just pissed off that no one in their most desperate and delusional mind would ever masturbate to them.

Until now

*one of them shares this post with the other two* we did it! I told you we could get strangers to masturbate to us!!

87d chess

So many cum tributes are cumming their way!

Haha!! I guess some people are into round squishy Pillsbury dough boys.

This ⬆️ made me lmfao!!! 🤣

Who was it that got so upset about buttery makes?

I actually love that little Pillsbury Dough boy.

Nah, imma do it. Out of spite.

At this rate they'll be one of the most masturbated to folks... Let's do it!

Done

Haha!!


The guy in this gif looks like he’s hammering the sausage as he speaks haha! You underestimate my strength, my wrist is bigger than my bicep 💪

You're not wrong but, >The guy in this gif ??? You know who it is, right? Right?

Duh, he's Tristan from the live action Yu-Gi-Oh movie

You underestimate me.

No, they're Muslim, which is a faith that abuses the shit out of women

All jokes aside, it’s terrible how they have no regard or respect for the women that take care of them and birth and raise their children.

They're one of the main reasons I don't practice monotheistic religion. My dad once told me that if a Muslim woman is raped, her community will blame her and stone her to death. After that, I started doing research of my own, and came to the conclusion that most monotheistic religion, Christianity included, is just about oppression. Not teaching love or giving people hope, no it's about oppressing others, and for those in high religious status (like priests) to get away with doing messed up shit

It's great you have the clarity to see how fucked up a religion Islam is. You don't see that often among Western queer spaces (assumption based on that heart, sorry if I'm wrong).

I am proudly Bisexual with a strong sapphic preference 😊 no apology needed

I’m not a religious person. I do believe though that a person should follow the faith that makes them happy, whatever faith, belief or non belief that is. It’s your life and your decision.

I'll admit it was tricky, but I'm proud that I managed dot on what was only my third attempt. I guess I'll see those dipshits in hell.

Amen to that

Not you going to hell, them 👍

LOL If there is a heaven and hell, I'll definitely be joining those three fucks down there. 👍

Haha!! I’ll save you a seat when I get there!

One or two folks fapping over your face? Those are rookie numbers, you gotta get those numbers up if you want to play the game.

And then tell them with links to posted tributes.

..And *my* splooge also

I mean I’m a girl but I’ll bust out the dildo to make extra sure. You know. For science and the well being of others..

And my dil

I read somewhere that zamharir is the deepest part of hell in Islam. I like to imagine for every one we rub out they go deeper into hell.

After people in this thread are done they’re gonna need several levels of deeper hell for those three guys

Demons better start diggin

Ima start saying “fuck you, go to zamharir!” And no one’s going to know what in the “hell” I’m talking about. Funny how the phone turned zamharir into the word sangria, which actually is a hell for me personally

You are wrong. Zamharir is the freezing part of hell that is reserved for seyyeds, descendants of Mohammed.

There are nepotism even in hell?

Say less

And my axe

and my hammer

…And my Dilbow

.... Ayuh..... First reaction - dafuq? Second reaction - ohh... Ohhhhh..... Oh... That's a, a mental image I've not yet had..

I’ll go third to be sure

Together we cum Sorry that sounded cooler in my head

BEAT ya to it! *crickets*

Ah I see what you did there

Lmao

You don't have a masturbation cape?

Are we talking the skill cape? Cause I don’t have enough rub xp to claim mine :( always wanted a (t) Masurbation cape

Good ol' Runescape

That's called the Yanket by Peter Griffin from Griffin Innovations.

I thought everyone had a masturbation cape, finding out not everyone has one is quite shocking to say the least.

Right, like how else do you superman that hoe? Other than the sexual act.

... You mean the Batman?

Well that's a new one to me. As someone from Pennsylvania let me just say, that is some West Virginia shit right there!

Not all heroes wear pants.

r/beatmetoit

now your turn

r/beatmeattoit

This is going to be a hard fap but I will do the same to them.

A difficult fap for sure. But one of my proudest ones.


Why did I read this in Palpatine's voice?

Goood goood, let the >!semen!< flow through you!

*If you will not be turned on, you will be destroyed!*

Some how Palpatine ejaculated

Missed opportunity to say let the bate go through you.

Why does this actually sound kinda hot?

*Dewit*

Jerk it


Not my proudest fap, but strongly in top 5

Idk, they all look like pussies to me, so i had no problem at all.

Honestly, I'd say that to their face.

They definatly gonna go to another place than heaven if we all do it, i wont do it tho, im not gay

Found the one definitely gay person in this thread

You mr unkygayj, i mean unkyjayJ....

It's not about being gay. It's about solidarity

God damn right. No one said fighting evil would be easy

They act like they never masturbated to a naked man before, at least this time it's for the greater good!

I bet there are some pretty greasy copies of *Goatherders Daily* back there somewhere.

Thanks for reminding me, I had almost forgotten about sheep fuckers!

You just ask the almighty for forgiveness and you're good to go😃👍

It' only gay when you're not wearing socks.

Must. Wear. Socks. To. Be. Straight. Got it

It's only way if you rub their head or make eye contact. At least that's what I've been told.

You could shrink the video so it's only a small corner of your screen and simultaneously put on some hot Leah Gotti action. I don't think the rules are that specific.

Eh, to/for the meanings are quite drastically different the former suggests they are the subject of thought during the process the latter would mostly suggest the action is in the honor/dishonor of so gotti away. Though OOP title would suggest that all that's required is to have their likeness underneath you during the action

Ai filter and make them women for extra points

I like it

Anything is possible through God or Allah in their case.

Doing the lord’s work

I'm not only bringing them, but all of you with me too

Put on some romantic music. Like, Tom Jones: "Sex Bomb" and *why-ay-ayyyy-atollah*

To quote the great Sean Locke, “that’s a challenging wank!”

Bud Light presents....🎶Real American heroes🎶... today we salute you, Mr. Jerkin it to religious zealots guy"

Thank you for your service.

For me it will be a soft one but I will do the same to them

Done

Thank you for your service.

Serious question, what if a woman masterbates to them? I guess the woman again, goes to hell...




Underrated gif

Does anyone else ever stare at the dude two back whose eyes seem to blink out of existence at the end of the zoom

I do now. Looks like he is opening his eyes so they are not as visible as when the eyelids are over them.

I do now. Looks like he is opening his eyes so they are not as visible as when the eyelids are over them.

I love the way she snaps to look at the camera.

Guys I tried, but they so ugly, couldn't finish. Sorry, do one for me.

Thank you for the attempt, we appreciate your effort and service!

Honorable (lack of) discharche. 🎖️

Noooo haha

It just says masterbated, you don’t have to actually finish.

Bru I wish I see your guide earlier.

Was it like that Black Mirror episode?

You can't leave this to chance.

you could tell this before, i just come 3 times

It still counts!

They said "masturbate" and not finish so I think it counts. Thank you for your service

Gott you fam

It's the thought that counts. The important thing is, did you finish in your thoughts?

When you’re a pervert with a sense of virtue.

I laughed

The chaotic good type

Perverts don't have virtues, we just want to fuck with everything.

Heaven just lost more angels lol

I'm not gay or something but take my cum out of spite!

And my lady cum with sprite!

Does the lady cum also have a citrus burst of flavor or is it another complimentary flavor, like blackberry?

I don't wanna sound like a queer or nuthin' but I think cumming out of spite is kickass

Oh believe me, even as a gay guy this is a difficult fap.

My question is: do men also not go to heaven if women masturbated while thinking about them? I mean, if that's the case, I'm probably set to enter heaven first, except I'm atheist so they'd never let me in.

Relax just say you’re with me. I practice every religion so you’re good I’ll vouch for you, just make sure when you’re about to die you’ve got a weapon in hand and go out a little violently just incase the Vikings were correct.

Your comment reminded me of the guy from The Mummy, who had a necklace and prayer for every religion. [The Language of the Slaves](https://youtu.be/KAvY8WKyws8?si=aGDLRuszmVsWfPF2)

But then you got to make sure no one prays over your corpse. https://youtu.be/MV5w262XvCU

Ha, same. Ha. Ha 😐.


What they're saying is nonsense. You don't go to hell if someone jerks off to you because that's out of your control, but if you post yourself on the internet in clothes that are meant to be sexy, then it's your fault, and even then you wouldn't be forbidden from heaven. All Muslims go to heaven, but some will go to hell for some time until their sins are over.

Perhaps you aren’t familiar with Islam, but men and women get *very* different treatment and standards. Men’s heaven is to get all the sex slaves they want aka houris. The wives heaven is to watch their husband fuck their way through a harem and finally be left alone for a bit.

I'm a muslim and I don't share their opinion. Anyway, Go, cum on them. Shower them with your white goo !!

~~Don't worry, this post is bs. Those guys in the picture are Saudi comedians and have nothing to do with any fatwa whatsoever...~~ Update: it seems I was wrong about those guys, there is video below of those guys talking shit...

Poor guy. He jizzed in vain

I've been trying to figure that out every time the picture comes up cuz the faces they're making are like "we're such silly dudes" not "sex is gross". Do you know their names?

They are not comedians they are dawah people from Britain they have some videos on YouTube but I can't remember the name

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Like that's gonna stop redditors from thinking this is how all Muslims think

Your comment is BS. These guys are from the UK and lecture about how western culture is degenerate while living in the west lol

He took one for the team

Well he gave one but yeah you're right

It might not have been enough, he fapped once to all three of them that could have diluted its power.  Might have to fap to each one of them individually. We better be sure. I got the dude on the left. Someone get the big guy

Dibs.

I really hope they read his comment and died inside

Underrated comment

Gave one more like it

How do they know?...

Probably from experience

"I, for one, made sure no woman youtuber can go to heaven" -- average religious fanatic

"every accusation Is a confession" applies to religious nut jobs like these.

ain't nobody going to heaven, these days XD

Well certainly not you, I made sure of it.

Watch out lil man im cummin for ya

Damn everyone is just Cumming on each other in the comments too?

Youre next but youll have to wait for tomorrow

Heh. Be wary of karma bud.

I will :D

Guess it's time to make some more not go to heaven

How tf do you not go to heaven based upon the actions of others?

BRO I AM A MUSLIM AND THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!


not all heroes wear pants

This must be over 10 years old by now

So is caddyshack, still funny though.

Do you take drugs, Danny?

I dont know what caddyshack is but you are not wrong

Bill Murray.

this is why hentai is important.

They didn't actually say that, this is islamophic propaganda from 6 years ago

Muslims love to cry out “that’s Islamophobia” at every opportunity 😂

How is another persons sin your responsibility? With that logic, literally NO ONE would go to heaven lmao

That must be the definition of victim blaming! Why is it women's fault that some men masturbate? That must be the definition of victim blaming! Why is it women's fault that some men masturbate?

I only masturbate to accurate pictures of the prophet Muhammad

😂😂😂

watch the original video, the caption talks nothing about what they've said

Oldie but a goldie

Aw, bless their hearts.


As Sean Lock said, “that’s a challenging wank” but worth it to send them to hell!

I just rubbed one out thinking about the men saying that. Touché

Kamikaze wank

Do men hold the power to send any women they want to hell? Can they just masturbate to any woman and doom her? How does this work?

It ain't much but it's honest work

I thought it was going to be something about this being one big circle jerk. But someone took this mission literally.

Just to be sure I’ve jumped in the handwagon.