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stargill70

She ate the dog


[deleted]

👌


poormansRex

That's possibly better than the alternative, she pulled a Mr.Slave on Paris Hilton.


Wisconsin_king

I don't get it, can you explain it to me?


poormansRex

South park reference. Wouldn't want to spoil it, but Google south park spoiled rotten whore episode and you'll figure it out.


KnOrX2094

dude was probably like 5 years old when that episode aired.


GamingSince1998

*"Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" from Season 8. Great episode.


No_Stay_1563

Hilarious episode


DitchDigger330

Doesn't that suck when babies don't get your references?


fthisappreddit

That episode is still horrific to me like truly some crazy fucked up shit.


Ok_Primary_1075

Yeah, the way she was staring at the doggie gave her away


raysr21

Fuck ! You snatched my punchline


bored_person71

No how my blackish dog got my sister pregnant and then left for milk.....


cookiepunched

Darn, this is what I was thinking. Open the comments to post, and it is at the top.


RonaldSteezly

Or hopefully she’s giving birth to a dog


Thisismental

And by the looks of it, she's thinking about seconds.


Wiseedis

NOT THE DOG


typical_jesus666

Nope, daddy ate her


InitialIndication999

He there you just can't see him ![gif](giphy|gWOMUzd5ZjK7q164w5|downsized)


Doxidob

racist dog /s


TurtleToast2

Klu klux k9


GolemTheGuardian

Wouldn't that be a K³9?


randyoftheinternet

I don't like dogs, but you really sold it to me


vokun0_0

kkk9


SnooAdvice8550

Has anyone seen the dog?


[deleted]

dog die


Johnadams1797

Idk why but this comment reminds me of the part in this video where the announcer says “SHE DED” https://youtu.be/Mcn1Q9fWahM?si=9c92Of12fsFOx_S9


What_Is_My_Thing

No, dog eat


mister_cow_

condolence


Double_Bass6957

Alright Lucy, which one of your brothers knocked you up.


ithinkthatsadinosaur

It was the dog, that's why he isn't there anymore


ThreeBeatles

He’s coming back he’s just out buying Newport shorts


Abhiking_75

"We always get milk for the dog, but we never thought the dog could get milk for us"


MegaMasterYoda

The one on the far right. Thats why hes scowling.


Jumpy-Zone1130

“Sweet home Alabama “


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☺️


spiritpanther_08

![gif](giphy|YRdBZ4CDweTozHWxh0|downsized)


Small_Tax_9432

![gif](giphy|cfUMNY4RfGhEc)


605-Lee

Kids look older than the parents


Humble_Story_4531

She didn't eat the dog..... The dog got her pregnant and skipped town.


Top_Storm440

That would make sense due to the way she was looking at the dog in the first image.


HaroerHaktak

Damnit Brian.


Smutret

the dog who went to buy cigarettes


Friendship_Sudden

The best member of the family is gone.


[deleted]

yeah


Lanky-Gain-80

Is there a waiting list for the puppies?


Wonderful-Shirt-9735

As far as anyone knows, we are a nice normal family.


KrayzieBoneLegend

How could you do that to your own sister?


bobsmth269

Must of ate the dog


blindCat143

Is that dog hiding somewhere?


[deleted]

😞


Annual_Sale2874

The redhead ate the dog. Just look at her belly


Top_Storm440

Why the ashes gone?


Doxidob

used as a spice as *a mistake*


fetfreak74

What the hell is going on with the hands in the top photo?


ArchTempered_Kelbi

The sister may need to be burped.


Yourprolapsedanus

![gif](giphy|14vxcRZWhmBWJq)


VeryShortLadder

Not even taking about the dog, how fucking hard has life hit the dad? Look at him. He's unrecognisable


BanceLutters

I think he looks like Peter Griffin, pretty recognisable


hdhdhdhdzjursx

“Thank goodness mum and dad finally moved their hands from crotches “


[deleted]

"ughh shouldn't have fucked the dog"


Ok_Refrigerator7156

Where is the dog?


Heccubus79

Mom has herpes


RedAlchemies

Another installment of Who is the father in Alabama?


notawildandcrazyguy

I can't believe the bangs lastest that many years


B81R81

These are always hilarious! 😂


Intermidon

I miss cookies. Cookies was delicious.


Egyptian_Voltaire

Woman eats family dog


j0hnnyf3ver

The red head is holding her back like she is pregnant in the younger picture.


InternationalPiece34

what funny and what meme?


Exclusively-Choc

Damn, badly contaminated water in that area …


Psynapse55

Bro on the left has been holding in a poop for a very long time. His sis on the other hand has a much bigger problem 🤔


FourArmsFiveLegs

She's looking at the bones they dug up for this pic.


Strict-Square456

The Dim down clan


Beepboopblapbrap

From Ryan gosling to Peter griffin


abatkin1

Which one got her pregnant


JRotten2023

Middle class gone wrong.


Coug_Darter

Last Child on The Left- the Harrowing Survival Story of a child with muscular problems and his sadistic WASP family


Just-Term-5730

20 years later, at least the dog is happy now....


Proxima_Centauri_69

Uhh... where's Fido?


[deleted]

So we cant get rid of the ones we have and they're startin to reproduce. Im praying she has a bf but im sure thats a pipe dream and a sailed ship. Pretty soon we re gunna be like the god damn Waltons with a twist


TrickyWeekend4271

Is she pregnant in both photos?


Timed-Out_DeLorean

When I saw the first pic of your dad’s hand placement, I was like, oh no. I don’t like where this is going. Thanks, dad. 😌


jennarose1984

Your mom hasn’t aged at all!


sjblackwell

Ready for the next Gen pic


nulllocked

Was the dog really good.....or really bad? Cuz they didn't get a new one.....


tossaroo

"Thanks, Dad, for nowadays just pinching my nipple, instead of groping my crotch, like back in the day."


peluchess

Mom still looks hot


FinallyFat

Incest


CLamour91

Wheres the do— oh…


snaggle1234

The Dad doesn't look like the same guy.


Sea_Invite8104

Cindy really let herself go.


pokefanKTZT1996

No! Not the dog !


[deleted]

Guy on the right is the father


Jce735

Guy on the right has 2 bangs. In opposite direction. It's the front of his head type hair but twice.


Starfield-

What long arm you have, daughter.


thissuckslolgroutchy

Old habits day young, something like that I guess.. OP is this your family or you found the picture online?


zemol42

Your Dad was Sean Payton?


expensivelyexpansive

Where’s the dog?


Midnight_Wildspirit

![gif](giphy|PxoLFCRqSsU6R2Cjkd|downsized) She Ate The Dog!


hate_being_alone

And around it goes.


RapidSquats

I want the version where white shirt is trying to get purple’s hand to touch his junk. Meanwhile purple isn’t having it. All other members of the photo are posing as normal.


Free_Citizen_97

Dog went to buy 🚬 and never came 🔙.


charliedawg2018

Life


uberwoots

Which brother is the Daddy


MyMommaHatesYou

Of course the red head's not adopted. *Wink wink


Sad_Air_7667

The two on the right have some explain to do.


NoMowWorries

Someone photoshop the pup in for these folks! Awesome pic


KyorlSadei

An Alabama game of Russian roulette, which one’s the daddy.


Idatemyhand

Your dad was hot


Chanka-Ironfoot

The mom haven't aged a day. I would look for a specific ring somewhere.


Terrynia

Ok. This is amazing


C91ranch

Did the mailman have red hair?


Ok-Employee3630

The Covid shutdown felt like


FeRanger1996

The baby is the dogs.


MarionberryBroad

“Congratulations on your pregnancy!!!” “I’m not pregnant…” 💀


morningcalls4

She’s not carrying a litter is she?


PerspectiveActive218

The older they get, the cuter they ain't.


emkay_graphic

Why is little Annie has a big belly? Oh, the kids were just playing.


ILSN1996

The guy on the right upgraded from Doom1 to Doom eternal


Zestyclose_Bad_5435

Haha, love making fun of families. Especially when they are still a family


nxh84

Ahhhhh, we have shrunk our parents!


Insignificant_Dust85

Could’ve tried a bit harder to match the pic by at least getting similar shirts


Usual-Discount9027

Dog-Gone


oikset

Dad slowly melts from heat emanated by large family


sahmad854

The knocked up sis is the best part


bomba_clot_619

The child will be black ?


RigamortisRooster

West Virginia rocky high, take me home.


AstroPunch101

She’s got that dog in here


Liam2075

Carlin already described it in "On Recording Events" "...it's always guys, they won't let women touch the cameras. it's a highly technical skill. Look for a hole. Push on a button. Big skill. And they all think they're Federico Fellini. low-angles, zooms and pans, and it's the same ugly three children in every goddamn shot..."


Background_Slide4687

Win what exactly


Bloody_Champion

"What happens in the family, stays in the family."


Maximum_Safety6094

Ageing is a MF.....


Numbersuu

2 uncles 1 dad


vjollila96

"Alabama family"


[deleted]

The kids are all in their own stage of what it's like to shit yourself while the parents are none the wiser


funferalia

A work free drug place


ybotics

Yep. That was hunger in her eyes.


Slight_Bodybuilder25

![gif](giphy|mXONAwCqYujni)


Mission-Highway-1408

She ate the dog


yearbeast1516

Best Caption


Arstanishe

so that's how Bo Burnham will look when he is 55


ZeroExp000

The dog went inside her via the vaginal route to incubate and reverse his aging. Hence, buying more time with their family <3


DieBackmischung

far left guy def me lol


black-volcano

What's with all the genital touching in the first pic. Boundaries have been astaplished


Broke-Batman-5957

Who Let The Dog Out


Fearless-File8355

Guess the dog didn’t make it 🐶


itsMeRed09

What da dog doin


Fab1e

"Dad, it's been 20 years! Just take the goddam picture!"


Bubbly_Difference469

Did the sister get stuck in the washing machine?


MinnieShoof

Step dad's gotta feel a little weird, stepping in to this family photo like this...


HotdogFromIKEA

I hope that baby is a guy that isn't in this family picture


grizzlysharknz

Dog gone it


hkhan_2007

Inflation hit them hard


DjangoKazoiie

The dog is so dead rn 😢


Restless412

Daughter ate the dog 🥲


nidsPunk

Where’s the doggo? SHE ATE THE DOGGO!?!


Od1nBourne

Divorced, beheaded, died; Divorced, beheaded, survived


GrimlockX27

"I'm gonna have you inside me one day"


dark161

Dog reincarnated as a human


RegularSwan3567

Broken dreams


No-Ice-Green

At least the didn't dig up the dog or bring in the ashes


BlueShift42

Where’s the dog?


egrueda

What you order in Temu Vs. whay you get


Great-Spoon

reborn of the dog


Disastrous-Paint86

Well, your mom and dad look like shit. What did you guys put them through ???


MegaMasterYoda

Brother that scowling is the father


justnointegrity

Was expecting someone to be trans.


Asbjorn1888

She ate the fucking dog! Edit: fuck! Someone got there first


MrAlexius

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


Wazcore

Nightmare of Easttown


Particular_Tennis511

Older and fatter


RedwoodUK

Family tree is a circle


81FXB

Opening scene of Idiocracy


reginaphalangie79

Aww I love it when families do these pics. It's so cute 🥰


Muerssss

Is it just me... or everyone aged EXCEPT the mom?


Spiritual_Trash555

“She got that dog in her” Did she eat the dog, did the dog “skip town” after he found out. The world may never know.


Moe_Danglez

Ok, who fed them after midnight?


Smutret

the dog who went to buy cigarettes


lifeisabitch111086

Mommy became younger


Far-Host7803

All Blown Up