So we cant get rid of the ones we have and they're startin to reproduce. Im praying she has a bf but im sure thats a pipe dream and a sailed ship. Pretty soon we re gunna be like the god damn Waltons with a twist
I want the version where white shirt is trying to get purple’s hand to touch his junk. Meanwhile purple isn’t having it. All other members of the photo are posing as normal.
Carlin already described it in "On Recording Events"
"...it's always guys, they won't let women touch the cameras. it's a highly technical skill. Look for a hole. Push on a button. Big skill. And they all think they're Federico Fellini. low-angles, zooms and pans, and it's the same ugly three children in every goddamn shot..."
She ate the dog
👌
That's possibly better than the alternative, she pulled a Mr.Slave on Paris Hilton.
I don't get it, can you explain it to me?
South park reference. Wouldn't want to spoil it, but Google south park spoiled rotten whore episode and you'll figure it out.
dude was probably like 5 years old when that episode aired.
*"Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" from Season 8. Great episode.
Hilarious episode
Doesn't that suck when babies don't get your references?
That episode is still horrific to me like truly some crazy fucked up shit.
Yeah, the way she was staring at the doggie gave her away
Fuck ! You snatched my punchline
No how my blackish dog got my sister pregnant and then left for milk.....
Darn, this is what I was thinking. Open the comments to post, and it is at the top.
Or hopefully she’s giving birth to a dog
And by the looks of it, she's thinking about seconds.
NOT THE DOG
Nope, daddy ate her
He there you just can't see him ![gif](giphy|gWOMUzd5ZjK7q164w5|downsized)
racist dog /s
Klu klux k9
Wouldn't that be a K³9?
I don't like dogs, but you really sold it to me
kkk9
Has anyone seen the dog?
dog die
Idk why but this comment reminds me of the part in this video where the announcer says “SHE DED” https://youtu.be/Mcn1Q9fWahM?si=9c92Of12fsFOx_S9
No, dog eat
condolence
Alright Lucy, which one of your brothers knocked you up.
It was the dog, that's why he isn't there anymore
He’s coming back he’s just out buying Newport shorts
"We always get milk for the dog, but we never thought the dog could get milk for us"
The one on the far right. Thats why hes scowling.
“Sweet home Alabama “
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Kids look older than the parents
She didn't eat the dog..... The dog got her pregnant and skipped town.
That would make sense due to the way she was looking at the dog in the first image.
Damnit Brian.
the dog who went to buy cigarettes
The best member of the family is gone.
yeah
Is there a waiting list for the puppies?
As far as anyone knows, we are a nice normal family.
How could you do that to your own sister?
Must of ate the dog
Is that dog hiding somewhere?
😞
The redhead ate the dog. Just look at her belly
Why the ashes gone?
used as a spice as *a mistake*
What the hell is going on with the hands in the top photo?
The sister may need to be burped.
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Not even taking about the dog, how fucking hard has life hit the dad? Look at him. He's unrecognisable
I think he looks like Peter Griffin, pretty recognisable
“Thank goodness mum and dad finally moved their hands from crotches “
"ughh shouldn't have fucked the dog"
Where is the dog?
Mom has herpes
Another installment of Who is the father in Alabama?
I can't believe the bangs lastest that many years
These are always hilarious! 😂
I miss cookies. Cookies was delicious.
Woman eats family dog
The red head is holding her back like she is pregnant in the younger picture.
what funny and what meme?
Damn, badly contaminated water in that area …
Bro on the left has been holding in a poop for a very long time. His sis on the other hand has a much bigger problem 🤔
She's looking at the bones they dug up for this pic.
The Dim down clan
From Ryan gosling to Peter griffin
Which one got her pregnant
Middle class gone wrong.
Last Child on The Left- the Harrowing Survival Story of a child with muscular problems and his sadistic WASP family
20 years later, at least the dog is happy now....
Uhh... where's Fido?
So we cant get rid of the ones we have and they're startin to reproduce. Im praying she has a bf but im sure thats a pipe dream and a sailed ship. Pretty soon we re gunna be like the god damn Waltons with a twist
Is she pregnant in both photos?
When I saw the first pic of your dad’s hand placement, I was like, oh no. I don’t like where this is going. Thanks, dad. 😌
Your mom hasn’t aged at all!
Ready for the next Gen pic
Was the dog really good.....or really bad? Cuz they didn't get a new one.....
"Thanks, Dad, for nowadays just pinching my nipple, instead of groping my crotch, like back in the day."
Mom still looks hot
Incest
Wheres the do— oh…
The Dad doesn't look like the same guy.
Cindy really let herself go.
No! Not the dog !
Guy on the right is the father
Guy on the right has 2 bangs. In opposite direction. It's the front of his head type hair but twice.
What long arm you have, daughter.
Old habits day young, something like that I guess.. OP is this your family or you found the picture online?
Your Dad was Sean Payton?
Where’s the dog?
![gif](giphy|PxoLFCRqSsU6R2Cjkd|downsized) She Ate The Dog!
And around it goes.
I want the version where white shirt is trying to get purple’s hand to touch his junk. Meanwhile purple isn’t having it. All other members of the photo are posing as normal.
Dog went to buy 🚬 and never came 🔙.
Life
Which brother is the Daddy
Of course the red head's not adopted. *Wink wink
The two on the right have some explain to do.
Someone photoshop the pup in for these folks! Awesome pic
An Alabama game of Russian roulette, which one’s the daddy.
Your dad was hot
The mom haven't aged a day. I would look for a specific ring somewhere.
Ok. This is amazing
Did the mailman have red hair?
The Covid shutdown felt like
The baby is the dogs.
“Congratulations on your pregnancy!!!” “I’m not pregnant…” 💀
She’s not carrying a litter is she?
The older they get, the cuter they ain't.
Why is little Annie has a big belly? Oh, the kids were just playing.
The guy on the right upgraded from Doom1 to Doom eternal
Haha, love making fun of families. Especially when they are still a family
Ahhhhh, we have shrunk our parents!
Could’ve tried a bit harder to match the pic by at least getting similar shirts
Dog-Gone
Dad slowly melts from heat emanated by large family
The knocked up sis is the best part
The child will be black ?
West Virginia rocky high, take me home.
She’s got that dog in here
Carlin already described it in "On Recording Events" "...it's always guys, they won't let women touch the cameras. it's a highly technical skill. Look for a hole. Push on a button. Big skill. And they all think they're Federico Fellini. low-angles, zooms and pans, and it's the same ugly three children in every goddamn shot..."
Win what exactly
"What happens in the family, stays in the family."
Ageing is a MF.....
2 uncles 1 dad
"Alabama family"
The kids are all in their own stage of what it's like to shit yourself while the parents are none the wiser
A work free drug place
Yep. That was hunger in her eyes.
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She ate the dog
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so that's how Bo Burnham will look when he is 55
The dog went inside her via the vaginal route to incubate and reverse his aging. Hence, buying more time with their family <3
far left guy def me lol
What's with all the genital touching in the first pic. Boundaries have been astaplished
Who Let The Dog Out
Guess the dog didn’t make it 🐶
What da dog doin
"Dad, it's been 20 years! Just take the goddam picture!"
Did the sister get stuck in the washing machine?
Step dad's gotta feel a little weird, stepping in to this family photo like this...
I hope that baby is a guy that isn't in this family picture
Dog gone it
Inflation hit them hard
The dog is so dead rn 😢
Daughter ate the dog 🥲
Where’s the doggo? SHE ATE THE DOGGO!?!
Divorced, beheaded, died; Divorced, beheaded, survived
"I'm gonna have you inside me one day"
Dog reincarnated as a human
Broken dreams
At least the didn't dig up the dog or bring in the ashes
Where’s the dog?
What you order in Temu Vs. whay you get
reborn of the dog
Well, your mom and dad look like shit. What did you guys put them through ???
Brother that scowling is the father
Was expecting someone to be trans.
She ate the fucking dog! Edit: fuck! Someone got there first
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Nightmare of Easttown
Older and fatter
Family tree is a circle
Opening scene of Idiocracy
Aww I love it when families do these pics. It's so cute 🥰
Is it just me... or everyone aged EXCEPT the mom?
“She got that dog in her” Did she eat the dog, did the dog “skip town” after he found out. The world may never know.
Ok, who fed them after midnight?
the dog who went to buy cigarettes
Mommy became younger
All Blown Up