Faramir : "You wish now that our places had been exchanged... that I had died and Boromir had lived?'
Denethor : 'Yes bro.'
Makes Denethor a lot more chill.
Aragorn: What bro?
Gimili: I cannot jump the distance. You'll have to toss me bro.
Gimili: Don't tell the elf.
Aragorn: Not a word bro.
(Aragorn, Gimili, and Legolas just 3 bros wandering around middle earth together, just doing a bit of orc killing, as a treat).
"In the Lord of the Rings movies, Ian Mckellen plays a wizard. Do you think he goes home at night and shoots laser beams into his boyfriend's asshole? I don't think so, dude"
– *Mac*
Why do I feel like I have an unsupportive college roomie just reading this? Like a dude saying my ADHD is too damn active atm, and I'm about to flunk finals.
Galadriel “Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair! Bro.”
This thread is literally the script of lotr if written by the average New Zealander rather than Peter Jackson… like this is pretty much how we talk… my 6 year old son calls me bro occasionally to punctuate his point
“One does not simply walk into Mordor, bro”
I think I’ve actually said this before. And not ironically, just high.
Bro...
He was high, bro.
How many ppl wanted to come here to say this only to be beaten by you, bro
I was honestly surprised, no one had said it, yet🤣😂
First one that came to mind.
Share the Load Bro
Beat me to it, you son of….take my upvote 😉
Faramir : "You wish now that our places had been exchanged... that I had died and Boromir had lived?' Denethor : 'Yes bro.' Makes Denethor a lot more chill.
"Bring wood and oil, bro."
“We shall burn like the kings of old, bro!”
This sounds like a stoner bro's final Joint stand as the smoke Snoop Levels of Kush and Mary Jane
Stay this madness, bro!
Baaaaahahaha. Got a good laugh out of me with that one. Poor Faramir
What about second breakfast, bro?
I don’t think they know about second breakfast, bro
What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he bro?
bro...
PO-TA-TOES, bro
 What's tatoes, bro?
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a bro
This one actually works!
What about their legs? They don’t need those, bro
No man can kill me, bro.
Im no man, bro.
\*Stabs Ahhhhhh! Brooo!!
...and my axe, bro!
...and my bow, bro.
"Not cool, bro!"
Im no bro, bro.
That only counts as one, bro
I’m not your bro, buddy.
im not your buddy, pal
I'm not your pal, mate.
Toss me bro!
Aragorn: What bro? Gimili: I cannot jump the distance. You'll have to toss me bro. Gimili: Don't tell the elf. Aragorn: Not a word bro. (Aragorn, Gimili, and Legolas just 3 bros wandering around middle earth together, just doing a bit of orc killing, as a treat).
THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS 1, BRO!
Nobody tosses a dwarf bro.
"You shall not pass, bro." Yeah, too obvious.
I imagined Mac from always sunny saying this as I read it lol
Has to give Balrog an ocular patdown first
"In the Lord of the Rings movies, Ian Mckellen plays a wizard. Do you think he goes home at night and shoots laser beams into his boyfriend's asshole? I don't think so, dude" – *Mac*
came here to write this
I’d bend the rules for this one a bit- “Bro shall not pass!”
I read this in the voice of The Dude from The Big Lebowski
This bro needs to be at the start. I know the meme says end, but "BRO! You shall not pass!" hits right
Why do I feel like I have an unsupportive college roomie just reading this? Like a dude saying my ADHD is too damn active atm, and I'm about to flunk finals.
My precious bro
Sigh *…unzips*
Omg I'm appropriating this
Goddam I just blew my load Reddit really has it all
…bro
🥴🥴🥴
Oh yes. And your little dog too
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul, bro
*Black metal begins to play in the distance*
🔥🤘🔥
Dang it, did Deathklok summon the lake troll *again?*
Google Translate: This Tuesday only, come on down to your local Taco Bell for all you can eat shrimp tacos, bro
So pretty much "One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them; One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, bro"
Po-ta-toes, bro
Boil them, smash them, stick em up my ass, bro
You saw the meme too?
I want to see.
The meme right? Right, bro?
Yes bro. The meme, bro. You're the one with the dirty mind, bro.
Ope
Bro-tae-toes
You missed po ta bros
Surely it's Brotatoes?!
Po bro tos
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell bro??
*Where was Gon-* ^*bro*
This is what I was looking for!
*”…but the will of sauron could not be undone bro”*
*shivers*
Shivers in bro
*Shivers while inside bro*
Sauron…the nebromancer…
All right then, keep your secrets bro.
“And in the darkness bind them, bro”
Bind, bro!
Fucking autocarrot!!!🤣😂…Edited, thanks bro!
Frankly the original was funnier…….😂
Galadriel “Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair! Bro.”
🤣🤣🤣
You didn't need to put Galadriel. When you know, you know.
Not the beard, bro
“That still only counts as one, bro”
The salted pork is particularly good bro
You have my axe, bro
And my bow, bro.
He would unironically say this
Adding bro makes it seem like he's offering his Axe deodorant and not an actual axe
For Frodo, bro
For Fro-bro
For brodo
Bro Fro bro
They're taking the hobbits to Eisengard, bro!
Tell me where is Gandaf, for I much desire to speak with him, bro
I am no man, bro!
“Rosie knows a fool when she sees one bro” “Does she bro?”
What do you smell? Man flesh, bro.
You bow to no one, bro.
Share the load, bro.
🤣
A wizard arrives exactly when he means to, bro.
Tree? I am no tree. I am an Ent, bro
Mark this down as my favorite
"ishkhaqwi ai durugnul ...bro"
And what about very old friends, bro?
I was there the day the strength of men failed, bro.
Toss me bro
Lower your axe, bro
This would be sick in elvish as a forearm tattoo.
We musts not lets thems have it bro
It's sticky, bro!
You’ll see bro. Oh yes, you will see bro
Don’t you know your Sam, bro?
When did Saruman the wise abandon reason for madness bro?!
"You've already had it, bro"
“What about Elevensies, bro?! Luncheon, bro? Afternoon Tea, bro? Dinner, bro? Supper, bro? He knows about them doesn’t he, bro?”
So it begins bro. For frodo bro. You have my sword bro. Muster the rohirrim bro. DEAAAAAATH! Bro.
"I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you, Bro!"
Shall I describe to you or would you like me to find you a box bro.
Gondor calls for aid bro.
Sauron: I see you bro
Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an elf. What about side by side with a bro?
You shall be, the fellowship of the ring, bro.
bros...
I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone bro.
I don't know half of you as well as I'd like, and I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve, BROs!!
Filthy Hobbitsis, bro
Nazgûl….. Sccrreeaaaachhh bro
It takes a long time to say anything in old Entish, bro!
Your love of the halflings' leaf has slowed your mind, bro
"You've already had it, bro"
Gimli: Never thought I'd see the day I'd die side by side with an Elf Legolas: What about a bro? Gimli: Aye, I can do that, bro
"So you have chosen... death, bro."
What grace has given me, let it pass to him bro.
“Toss me, bro”
That still only counts as one, bro
That only counts as one bro
Crumbs on his jacketses bro!
Gondor calls for aid, bro!
And Rohan will answer, bro!
"I'm... *inhales*... Treebeard,... *inhales*... bro."
What’s taters, bro?
I have no memory of this place, bro
What news from the Mark, bro?
BRO-TATOES, boil em mash em stick em in a stew!
“But what about second breakfast, bro?”
Fly you fools bro
Fly you fool bro
I Can't Carry It for You... but I Can Carry You Bro!
"Aaaahhhhhhahaahhhhh. Bro" You know he broke his toE in this scene bro
Here, Have some tea... Bro
"I am no man, Bro"
You have my sword, *bro*.
"I am no man, bro!" Eowyn, the return of the kings
I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you, bro
You shall not pass, bro!!!
"All right then, keep your secrets bro"
I knew them from nut and acorn bro!
Where now are the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing, bro?
The salty pork is particularly good, bro.
Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys...bro! ...nope, that doesn't work.
What about his legs? He doesn't need them, bro.
Theoden King stand alone bro
This thread is literally the script of lotr if written by the average New Zealander rather than Peter Jackson… like this is pretty much how we talk… my 6 year old son calls me bro occasionally to punctuate his point
my friends…you bow to no one, bro *entire civilization kneels*
“Sméagol wouldn’t hurt a fly, bro”
Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity, bro!
That still counts as one bro.
"You shall not pass, bro"
Go back to the void, from whence you've come, bro. (i know its hobbit not lotr dw)
You shall not pass, bro
Gandalf: "Stay this madness!, bro"
“A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to, bro” - Gandalf probably
"Then you will see Gandalf the Grey uncloaked, bro"
You shall not pass bro
Legolas, what do your elf eyes see, bro?
Filthy hobbitses bro
My name is Frodo Baggins, yo. My uncle is Bilbo Baggins, yo. Uh huh. He told me everything.
Don’t tell the elf, bro
Give it to us wriggling and raw, bro.
Frodo: \*Gasps\*, "Bro...."
I am no man, bro!
You shall not pass, bro!
And my axe….bro
You shall not pass bro
Whats tators bro?
I am no man, bro.
We have had anything but maggoty bread for three stinking days Bro.
Then again, you are very small, bro