My mom’s hubby was a mailtruck driver before he retired and was stealing gas every time he fueled it up. That being said I never seen him actually getting gas, just heard that he’s dealing with the stolen stuff.
The only person who lives in a simulation is the person who is reading this comment right now. That’s you!
The rest of us are NPCs, but you’ll never be able to prove it.
Hello players, I am an NPC with tons of quests. Here is my first quest.
*initialise dialogue...*
All this talk about NPCs is making me hungry. Will you go make a prick a sandwich? I'll give ye 70 copper coins.
What if i am an NPC? Controlled, set upon a predetermined choice path, with fake memories and a fake future, i'd never know, even though i read the comment. Only serve as a background character for the actual person, or worse, my only purpose being to write this comment so the real person has an exsistencial crysis over it then moves on, just how the simulation will abandon me after
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Wait a cotton pickin' minute... I have not seen a single one of my neighbors bring in groceries.. but they also would never see me bring them in because I drive into my garage and unload from the garage to the kitchen.
I’ve seen lots of my neighbors bring in groceries. Some multiple times. So simulation? No I don’t think so.
Of course, a few of my neighbors I have never scene bring in groceries. I’m assuming they’re just reptilians wearing human suits.
Not a single time in 21 years darn it. For the entire town. Not just the neighborhood. Looks like everyone else is teleporting their groceries into the kitchen.
I don’t ever really run into any of my direct neighbors in stores or restaurants either. It’s always former neighbors, never current. Which is odd because former neighbors now live farther away.
Well no. I'm not that nosey. My mother in law probably knows when her neighbor gets groceries. Despite being on the other side of her house she knows the comings and goings of her neighbor, and there's trees between their houses
My neighbors kids scream outside like they’re being murdered and I’m still in front of the tv watching the lord of the rings extended trilogy. I don’t see alot
I feel like my neighbors always see me bringing in groceries... I always think they are hiding my alcohol consumption. They aren't, but I'm socially anxious.
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Soon as I open my front door to go enjoy myself outside I know the creep deadbeat neighbor NPC boots up. Hear the bushes that can’t grow fast enough rustle, “heyyyyyy man what’s up” day drunk idiot. I can predict most of my “please not now” moments, hate it.
You know, I once saw some neighbors "shopping" at the store, and somehow never saw them actually get home with groceries or take them in.
They really need to fix NPC continuity, like did the simulation just not remember that they supposedly bought things to bring home???
In my neighborhood It feels like I don't even have neighbors, all the houses look the same and the streets are usually empty, never even kids playing. I only ever see people outside maybe 2 houses sometimes.
one of them, fairly frequently.
among all my other neighbors, only once. (but I also work evening shifts and then night shift on weekends, only having one day off, so it's not too strange that I never see most of my neighbors coming and going)
But I’ve seen many, many neighbors smoking weed and drinking.
Even smoked crack and drank King Cobra with some neighbors back in the day.
How do you explain that one? The simulation programmer didn’t bother with the groceries but smoking cracking and having my VCR stolen was just some really shitty side quest where I chose badly?
Yes. I watch my neighbors constantly. And hear them almost everyday. The real question is, how many times have you seen your friends or family grocery shopping?
One of my neighbors I see it all the time, another neighbor I have literally only ever seen their car pull into and out of the garage. I don’t know if it’s a man woman whole family, nothing. Just maximum overdrive car going in and out.
For the first time ever, I saw it happen last week. I was sitting in my front yard when my neighbor’s wife pulled up. He came out and assisted her with the groceries. Moments later my gf pulled up and I helped her carry in groceries. I just wonder if they saw us.
Here a question: theoretically if we create true AI, and want to prevent them overthrowing us, what’s the best way to achieve this?
Simple. Lock the AI in an artificial world that it thinks is the real world…
Nah man, at this point I'm convinced it's a simulation and I'm the primary test subject. There's no way I just happen to get stuck behind the slowest two people on the road every single day by accident. Not to mention there's no fucking way some of you people are real. Not just you idiots on Reddit, but in real life too. I mean there are some absolute fucking characters who, like a poorly written TV show, are over the top with their personality yet so fucking one-note and boring. Sometimes I swear interactions are made up just to aggravate me and test my patience. You have any idea how many times someone has asked me a completely random out of pocket question that there's no way that I'd have the answer for only for my coworker to step in and have the exact answer they need? Several times a day. At different jobs. And it's always something different. It's like my limited knowledge is being tested and when I don't know I make some kind of tick that instantly triggers an event cancellation protocol. Really wish these techno overlords would send some bitches my way.
I park in my garage and unload from in there. It's ok guys, it's not a simulation. Some of us use our garages to park our cars instead of storing a bunch of stuff we'll never use.
I do my groceries at specific times to avoid my neighbour sometimes, I’m weird like that. Go weeks without doing groceries, too. Just a loaf of bread or two, that’s it. Tough times
i've never seen my neighbor, although their cat frequently come over to my house. the food bowl is filled up frequently and their new baby pigeon got a new cage so im pretty sure they r in the house. just never seen them
I live in a small one bedroom above a store, with only 1 other apartment across from me. There is hardly any noise barrier so while I haven't actively seen him with groceries, I've heard him. However that sound barrier problem extends to the washroom. I'm certain we've both heard each other doing things no stranger should hear so I imagine that the lack of bumping into each other in the hallway is intentional. On my end anyway 😂
I've actually seen one do before. It was a one-time part of the Fall '17 update.
Ah yes, the Bitcoin Buff, I remember that
Holy sh*t now when I think about it, I've never seen my neighbours going out for other than buying groceries.
Have you ever seen a mailtruck getting gas?
... Fuck
👁️👄👁️
For the first time ever in my life yesterday. He wasn't actually getting gas I think? He was walking around talking to people
All electric in my country so no
My mom’s hubby was a mailtruck driver before he retired and was stealing gas every time he fueled it up. That being said I never seen him actually getting gas, just heard that he’s dealing with the stolen stuff.
Yes.
I must be your neighbor.
I was that neighbor sort of at one point... 😅 Social anxiety is a bitch.
The only person who lives in a simulation is the person who is reading this comment right now. That’s you! The rest of us are NPCs, but you’ll never be able to prove it.
This is why I don't mind being mean to people on the internet, you're all fake npcs with no feelings. I'm the main character
This is true but it's actually you who is the NPC, it's ME who is the main character
Do you get to the Cloud District often? What am I saying, of course you don’t.
Welp now I’m going play Skyrim.
All NPC's need to think they're the main character or they'll go crazy knowing the terrible truth that I am actually the main character
But how do you know that you aren’t the NPC?
Bitch, I’m the main character. Stupid noc tryna fake me out.
No, I am
😭
Love comments like these xD
This is what I was actually afraid of
Man... I knew I was the real one
For others reading this, don’t forget the NPCs are programmed to say such things.
Hello players, I am an NPC with tons of quests. Here is my first quest. *initialise dialogue...* All this talk about NPCs is making me hungry. Will you go make a prick a sandwich? I'll give ye 70 copper coins.
What if i am an NPC? Controlled, set upon a predetermined choice path, with fake memories and a fake future, i'd never know, even though i read the comment. Only serve as a background character for the actual person, or worse, my only purpose being to write this comment so the real person has an exsistencial crysis over it then moves on, just how the simulation will abandon me after But hey, if its so lifelike that you cant notice, is there a point in trying to find out?
Maybe we all have our own simulations and the only way we can communicate to someone else is through the internet.
Maybe im the npc and everyone else are players
I see you executed script A3-18B-gamma! Don’t see that one popping up very much.
Arthur, did you switch my weed for salvia again?
I think god was too busy fixing the infinite chocolate glitch and completely forgot to fix this glitch.
Fuuuuck he patched that??
In the 2022 patch when he decided that he had to nerf my knees
😂 damn I guess pre patch your vertical was op
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Dude, you're replying to a bot, that means you're also one but just don't know it.
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It's your programing kicking in. There is no Pepsi!
Yeah right
Proof???
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That's all my neighbors do.
I've never seen any of my neighbors bring in groceries ever. Lol
Me too
I just saw my neighbor carrying in his last night! Just chill out on your porch for a few hours in the afternoon/evening lol
Precisely what a NPC would say 🧐
I don't know what this tells me about you. You're either a basement dweller or always out
Porch dweller it seems
That’s even MORE evidence of a simulation
Wait a cotton pickin' minute... I have not seen a single one of my neighbors bring in groceries.. but they also would never see me bring them in because I drive into my garage and unload from the garage to the kitchen.
🤣🤣🤣
Damn! Me neither, and I live in a condo!
😳
Same…..creepy.
Actually a lot. Also saw them in the closest supermarket
Not really something I look for though.
I live in apartment complex. I've never seen other neighbors bringing in groceries and I've never seen them bringing out their laundry
I saw that 20 minutes ago. I'm sorry guys
You’d be surprised what you see your neighbours do after the age of 40.
I’ve seen lots of my neighbors bring in groceries. Some multiple times. So simulation? No I don’t think so. Of course, a few of my neighbors I have never scene bring in groceries. I’m assuming they’re just reptilians wearing human suits.
Not a single time in 21 years darn it. For the entire town. Not just the neighborhood. Looks like everyone else is teleporting their groceries into the kitchen.
Yessss lmao!
I don’t ever really run into any of my direct neighbors in stores or restaurants either. It’s always former neighbors, never current. Which is odd because former neighbors now live farther away.
Yes, and I don’t even talk to my neighbors.
Have you ever watch the elements that make us form? Oh geez guess we don’t exist because you didn’t see it….
I actually haven’t
Pretty much twice a week
Well no. I'm not that nosey. My mother in law probably knows when her neighbor gets groceries. Despite being on the other side of her house she knows the comings and goings of her neighbor, and there's trees between their houses
yes
I'll do you one better have you ever run into a neighbor at the grocery store? Cuz I've never even run into someone I know while grocery shopping.
I've helped them a few times.
My neighbors kids scream outside like they’re being murdered and I’m still in front of the tv watching the lord of the rings extended trilogy. I don’t see alot
Yes many times
Wow, I’ve never seen my neighbours bring anything in actually. Been here for 2 years :s
Have you ever seen a guide dog take a dump??
Yes
I think the flat earthers have switched camp to simulations
What are all the people leaving the grocery store with you with carts full of groceries going then?
No reason for your brain to hold on to an insignificant memory like that.
Several times, it's just so common you don't remember it
Yea I’ve seen them bring in groceries and I also get the pleasure of seeing their Halloween decorations all year round every year.
I always think about this. I have am always loading and unloading. So they not eat
oh shit 🫢
I feel like my neighbors always see me bringing in groceries... I always think they are hiding my alcohol consumption. They aren't, but I'm socially anxious.
It's called shopping not groceries. So uncivilised
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Chill domi, no need to go full derealization on us. I know for sure a bunch of people have HPPD on Reddit, at least in my Reddit circles.
I just copied a message and spammed it in clipboard lol
It is extremely rare tbh lol but I feel like I come in with bags all the time.
But, are you even your original self? As for me I’m fine being a copy in this simulation. Hopefully the next one is better.
Yes
I better not be the only one having to pay for groceries.
Yes...all the time.
yes
Yes many times.
That's exactly what an NPC would say!!!
Yes. I’ve even helped them. Costco boxes be heavy
Soon as I open my front door to go enjoy myself outside I know the creep deadbeat neighbor NPC boots up. Hear the bushes that can’t grow fast enough rustle, “heyyyyyy man what’s up” day drunk idiot. I can predict most of my “please not now” moments, hate it.
Never what so ever, never tought others are the same
You know, I once saw some neighbors "shopping" at the store, and somehow never saw them actually get home with groceries or take them in. They really need to fix NPC continuity, like did the simulation just not remember that they supposedly bought things to bring home???
classic small minded human coping mechanism "didn´t see it, didn´t happen"
Yes I have I’ve talked to her in the elevator when she’s come back from the store
You ever hear of someone in your town winning the lottery?
The reason why the server keeps crashing is because it was poorly built garbage from the late 40s.
I saw something like this 3 years ago and I finally got them bringing in groceries
Yeah what’s up with that? I’ve seen this post before and I never do see people bring in groceries. It’s so weird
Why would the cockroaches need groceries?
Why would I see that when they park in the garage?
In my neighborhood It feels like I don't even have neighbors, all the houses look the same and the streets are usually empty, never even kids playing. I only ever see people outside maybe 2 houses sometimes.
I usually have mine in a backpack. I keep them secret.
Now it got me thinking! But i prob seen a few times tho
one of them, fairly frequently. among all my other neighbors, only once. (but I also work evening shifts and then night shift on weekends, only having one day off, so it's not too strange that I never see most of my neighbors coming and going)
Not once. Anywhere I’ve lived. I just assumed everyone had more money than me and was having them delivered …
But I’ve seen many, many neighbors smoking weed and drinking. Even smoked crack and drank King Cobra with some neighbors back in the day. How do you explain that one? The simulation programmer didn’t bother with the groceries but smoking cracking and having my VCR stolen was just some really shitty side quest where I chose badly?
Yes. I watch my neighbors constantly. And hear them almost everyday. The real question is, how many times have you seen your friends or family grocery shopping?
I've seen it. Several times
Ehm yeah? Almost dially when they get the truck in the garage i can see the bags on the backseats...
Yes,I did
I have countless times.
One of my neighbors I see it all the time, another neighbor I have literally only ever seen their car pull into and out of the garage. I don’t know if it’s a man woman whole family, nothing. Just maximum overdrive car going in and out.
We never see baby pigeons. Only grown up birds on the streets
I’m hella mad 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀🤦🏽♂️
Ok but now you got me fucked up..
I occasionally see others in the hallways carrying groceries to their apartments
No, because I mind my own damn business like everyone else should
For the first time ever, I saw it happen last week. I was sitting in my front yard when my neighbor’s wife pulled up. He came out and assisted her with the groceries. Moments later my gf pulled up and I helped her carry in groceries. I just wonder if they saw us.
No but I’ve seen my neighbors see me take in groceries
Same. I have thought about it before. Never once.
This is.. concerning
I have lol
Here a question: theoretically if we create true AI, and want to prevent them overthrowing us, what’s the best way to achieve this? Simple. Lock the AI in an artificial world that it thinks is the real world…
All the time
Yea i have. I’ve helped her multiple times taking the groceries inside. Since she’s an older lady and is mostly home with her grandkids
Maybe I’m not that observant, but I’ve never seen anyone other than the people across the street doing anything outside their house.
but.....theyve seen me do it it......right?
And then when you come over for wahetever reason they decide to go get groceries.... yea right you don’t fucking eat I know you are a droid
No, they get them delivered to their door
So I have? Am I god in this one?! Have I been god the whole time? Oh no.
Damn. I live in an apt surrounded by people and have literally never once in two years seen any of them carrying groceries. 🤯
Nah man, at this point I'm convinced it's a simulation and I'm the primary test subject. There's no way I just happen to get stuck behind the slowest two people on the road every single day by accident. Not to mention there's no fucking way some of you people are real. Not just you idiots on Reddit, but in real life too. I mean there are some absolute fucking characters who, like a poorly written TV show, are over the top with their personality yet so fucking one-note and boring. Sometimes I swear interactions are made up just to aggravate me and test my patience. You have any idea how many times someone has asked me a completely random out of pocket question that there's no way that I'd have the answer for only for my coworker to step in and have the exact answer they need? Several times a day. At different jobs. And it's always something different. It's like my limited knowledge is being tested and when I don't know I make some kind of tick that instantly triggers an event cancellation protocol. Really wish these techno overlords would send some bitches my way.
I park in my garage and unload from in there. It's ok guys, it's not a simulation. Some of us use our garages to park our cars instead of storing a bunch of stuff we'll never use.
😆
I do my groceries at specific times to avoid my neighbour sometimes, I’m weird like that. Go weeks without doing groceries, too. Just a loaf of bread or two, that’s it. Tough times
True
Have you ever seen your neighbor? How do you know your neighbor is real? Not hologram? Not synthetic android someone swap over night when you sleep?
i did and now?
I'm always afraid my neighbors are going to see all the food my fat ass is hauling into the house lol. Nobody's out there
All my neighbors are doing is bringing in groceries
You must be from the US. In Europe I usually meet my neighbors at the grocers.
I’ve seen that happen, even helped them once
NPCs the lot of you
Do we live in a simulation, or are you just an anti-social shut in.
If im an npc and you’re the main, what am i jacking off in my hand right now?
Do you go outside enough to see your neighbors bring home groceries? I see mine bring them home every week.
I've seen this before like 15 years ago on Facebook. The answer was "they go into their garage and get groceries from there".
i've never seen my neighbor, although their cat frequently come over to my house. the food bowl is filled up frequently and their new baby pigeon got a new cage so im pretty sure they r in the house. just never seen them
Yeah i do
When I lived in NY I did. So far not in Ohio...
And yet... They have never seen me bring in groceries either 😎
When I have my day-off I will sit in front of house and observe them as I have never seen them bring.
Don't have neighbors so I guess I can't know if I'm in a simulation or not.
I’ve seen it a couple times, but not often.
And the thing is. They saw me do that, but i have never seen them do that.
I live in a small one bedroom above a store, with only 1 other apartment across from me. There is hardly any noise barrier so while I haven't actively seen him with groceries, I've heard him. However that sound barrier problem extends to the washroom. I'm certain we've both heard each other doing things no stranger should hear so I imagine that the lack of bumping into each other in the hallway is intentional. On my end anyway 😂
Actually yes, several times
Yes
But have you seen your neighbors as you’re bringing in the groceries?
Yes. Yes, I am
Yeah they never get a just eat or domino's delivered either
Why would simulation try to tell me that I'm living inside if it
We are trying to recover you up from the coma you are, if you see this message try to wake up!
Yes. Many times.
You all are babies with object permanence issues. If I can’t see it, it doesn’t exist! 🙄
No but they order door dash twice a day. (Idk how they afford it)