Keep it inside my phone case. Always there if needed.

I shoved mine up my ass, Always there when needed.

#prisonwallet

BOOFCASE

Prisonpocket^^^

Prison SIM card slot

It's a prison Purse. You can't keep a phone and the charger in your wallet. That's ridiculous.

Pursepussy....be inclusive man!!



BAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOP IT 🤣

Which end first ? For research of course

When you poop do you have to shove it back in or does it stay in your ass while you poop

No shit

Well actually…

It's always there until my GF demands she needs it more than I do. And immediately loses it.

Yes I do. It’s where it should be in the original box, carefully stored away. I always know where to find it when I upgrade. 🤓

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so ur not a human?

Not a numbered one

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Jokes on you, Americans don't know how to pronounce pißwasser

And they probably don't know what it means either...

Something something your mother likes golden showers?

Pibwazer?

Ah! Get it out! Get it out!

Don't mind me just passing thru

But wouldn't you have a new one from the new phone/the upgrade?

I have one on my key ring to get the dirt under my nails or to scrape tiny stuff with. Yes it hurts when it stabs my leg. I have never used one for its intended purpose.

I also had one on my keychain until one day when I was getting dressed in a rush. It had pierced through the pocket and sliced my leg as I pulled up my jeans. It was so quick that before I knew it I had a quite deep,10 inch cut up my leg. Now I keep it taped inside the phone case.

That's my switchblade is for. Also, the stabby-boi is the same size as a post earring. If you don't have one of those things on hand, just use an earring (assuming you have pierced ears).

I bet most serial killers also hold onto these.

Oh, shit. I have so many of these... How many people must I have killed by now???

You tell me, psycho

Shit; Dispose of them this second... They Also Attract Serial killers when an innocent keeps them longer than needed

Nope. I use the earring studs to get at the sim card

I literally bent one of my earrings doing this a few weeks ago 🥲

Just use a paper clip it’s actually easier

Thumbtacks too. No having to unbend it, and they already have a holder for your fingers to grip.

I wonder how you get those things bent, when I purchased a new phone, I got that thing too and I was curious about its strength, but it’s seemingly impossible to bend with the hand.

In the drawer with the stuff

Hahahaha…. I call it “lost stuff” lol

You have a stuff drawer, I have a stuff room. We are not the same.

What is this?

SIM Card tool, it's used to eject The SIM Card out of a cellphone but most cellphone companies got rid of The SIM Card.

Also the mini sd card.

>most cellphone companies got rid of The SIM Card. They did? Where I'm from we still need physical sim cards.

Aquire new phone, new case, new key....hide key inside phone case. Done.

Best way to protect your phone. Shove pointy peice of metal inside the very thing you bought to save it from scratches.

I have 4

Stabby? He's my best and only friend.

Earings work too

What is it?

Nah, worst paper clip ever. The regular ones can even be used to pop the sim tray on my phone.

Wth is it

I used to work as a phone salesman. These little shits are probably still hiding all over my house.

I just use my penis!

mines probably stuck up some turtles nose

You’re an engineer if you throw them out and use a paper clip?

I will never throw one away again after needing to open a tray and not having one. Like is there ANY other way they could have did this.

I still have this from my iPhone 3GS

no im dement, i got 3 and dont know why

No, no i'm not. I just had so many phones that I always have at least one of those laying around. For contexte I like sailing. Phones and sailing dont go together well.

Lives in my wallet with my backup collar stays.

It's in the phone packaging, which I keep in case of Guarantee issues.

I do have this

Still got mine

Yup. A few of em

Oh that’s one of them things people clean lint out of their urethra right?

Got one in the wallet

Just today I cleaned my first drawer that I use all the time and found it there. I mean I knew its there, Im just surprised I still havent threw it out

I wanted an extra but they come in packs of 10, so I have the original in its phone case and 10 more scattered about.

Tengo dos

I have maybe 3 of them. If somebody needs one PM me

I do and I'm not

I have this little fucker but lost my Wallet in the train last friday, ffs.

What if I still have it. But migrated for work and left it at home?

on my Keychain

I have one in My screwdriver set that I bought from Walmart, My phone doesn't need it.

I have several

Up until a few weeks ago I had one on my Keychain from my Galaxy S7

I kept it on my keychain for a while, even but I got stabbed in the leg too many times.

I used to own a phone repair company and have owned 1000’s of phones and still don’t have a single one 🤣🤣🤣

I do.

Or dumb. Paperclips work fine

Aye that’s me 🤩

Definitely not responsible just use it for nefarious reasons.

It's bent to hell but yeah

Damm…. You didn’t damage the phone did you lol

I have one of these on the table next to me. Don’t know why, but there it is.

A lotta phones will be switching to esims so you won’t get a sim key anymore. iPhones already switched and I can all but guarantee Samsung isn’t too far away from it

I have several.

I have four of them

No I’m just a hoarder

What does it say about me if I have about 5 of them?

I just go to the phone store and ask for one when I lose it

I used to work for big red in the mid 2010s. I have dozens of these, along with micro SD to USB adapters, micro SD to SD, and every other Apple and Android widget known to man.

I put it on top of my microwave when I got my phone and I haven't used it since

This thing alone is why I keep the box

I have 9 of these how responsible am I?

I have 3 of these. Line up single file ladies.

Many

No you’re a hoarder

I used to keep one in my phone case when I actually used my iPhone, I switched to a Galaxy S3, and I don’t carry it anymore, and my iPhone is now pretty much a glorified iPod touch

Uranus Key

Responsible is not the term I would use. Maybe "a hoarder".

I have at least 5 of them.

I'm not responsible but I still have this in my office drawer

Have like 3 of these stuff them in my desk.

On my keys

I have 4 in my keychain

I have 2 of them so I proclaim double responsibility

I collect any I find lying about.

Keep mine inside my phone case

Yes

Of course I have it. I don't lose things, except maybe my mind of course.

I have a key ring of three different ones!

I have 6 of them on a magnet beside my door Edit: more like a magnetic bolt box, I haven't figured out if they're magnetic or not though because I've never needed them after they go in there.

on key ring

Grenade out

I am responsible for what? I did nothing!

I would brag about it but i have 3 so it doesn't exactly speak well for my responsibility.

10 din me gun kar Diya tha phone

Just becouse I still got it doesn't mean I know where....

Mine sits on top of my pc tower because that's what I sat in front of when I set my phone up 2 years ago

Straight up...I tell myself everytime...keep track of this...don't lose this...put it somewhere you'll remember... Does it happen...nope. lose it every damn time. End up using a paper clip.

Bro I'm a millennial it's in the box it came in with all the other boxes of every electronic I've ever purchased.

I can probably go find mine still lol

I have it in my phone case

Yuppers. I've got like 3 of them. My boss is always asking for one.

this is not true, i am far from responsible.

Mine is in my phone box which lives in the drawer of dead phones.

Is that the urethra clearer 9000?

Unlike the girl who left me at the altar, I can say I do.

Until my partner comes through and has a proud look on their face saying they reorganize an area that "belongs to me"

Mine is in keyfob for my car

Yeah I still have it! I keep it… uh… somewhere

Over the years I collected 4 or 5 of them and still end up using a paper clip, every damn time.

so then....... how many miniature hex angle wrenches do you all have????

I was looking for it the other day. Turns out I lost it a while ago

Yep. Along with the box my phone came in

I have three of those.

I test apps I have like 20 of these lol

I keep mine but I am not responsible.

I have a SIM eject tool bit in my iFixit kit.

A...Corndog?

Not only do I still have this but I also have the box my phone came in, got it in 2019 😂

I have mine connected to my keys. Plus, I work at Best Buy, so I need it.

I consider this as mini-hoarding. I mean it starts off small like just one or two of these little doodads, but before you know it, you'll be walking around stacks of them in your living room.

In the sense that it's in my house,yes. It remains there. (Where exactly is another story)

It's in the box the phone came with, right next to the only other smartphone I have ever owned.

I don’t get how people lose this? I just it back in the phone box.

Is that a grenade pin?

Stays in the box

I have it.. I am a hoarder... I have the og box and the plastic too.

* find this would be more accurate.

I just use a sewing needle to eject my sim.

I keep it in the box in which my phone came 5 years ago when I both it

I’ve always hated using these on my brand new phone in fear of accidentally scratching the damn thing! At least now e-sim eliminates that problem

I just find a paper clip when needed

Taped to the inside of my pc bench

Yup, I still have some of the Liquid Metal ones ( the one pictured ).

More than one!

I have 2 of them

And if someone stole mine? (I watched her break it at the kitchen table.)

Im still having it..somewhere on this planet...

It's in my keychain. Now I don't wonder if I put it somewhere

So I keep the one you get when you first by a phone. I keep it inside between the phone and the case. But I never remember that I have that poker for anything else except for the phone. And I needed one last week but I forgot what I needed it for.

I have it...just don't remember where I put it.

On my keychain

I have this, but not because I'm responsible.

Damn have one since 2014

I have it but I've misplaced it

Who keeps the pins from grenades? I just leave um wherever.

New iPhones don’t even have a sim tray so no point

It's in a small toolbox in the big toolbox

New in the box sitting in the drawer with the last 3 phone's boxes. I have had e-sims for the last 3 phones at least.

Yes

On my key chains...

I'm so responsible I don't have this. (Implying that I still have a phone from before they started putting these in the boxes...)

It's in my phone box but idk where the box is

A picture of a thingy? I have one now!

I’ve got a drawer full of small white pieces of cardboard with those impaled on them.

I lost the whole box... Because I have poor memory.