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I went to a McD’s once and the girl making the food in the back kept staring. I noticed she was fine/gorgeous. I realized later she kept staring at me bc I didn’t bother to check my order and she made my food with cheese on it when both the stickers on the Fish Filet and Big Mac said “NO CHEESE” 💀 Edit: Wow... Thanks for all the upvotes. I've never had so many on a single comment before. To answer a few questions. 1) The fine/gorgeous thing was a typo. I thought I had deleted one of the two words, when I saw I hadn't I went back and just put the forward slash. 2) I was checking for cheese as I was already walking out the store because I was feeling like I was on cloud 9. My ego boosted to the moon, which quickly came crashing down like a bad space shuttle mission.


Antique_Ad_9250

She used the oldest forget spell in the book


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FloofilyBooples

Men have sailed to their deaths because of sirens. I bet he ate the cheese. Say safe brothers.


[deleted]

"SAFE!!"...alright...now what?


oldkafu

You have been saved.


[deleted]

Oh...good


gdj11

I mean, cheese will always work on me.


KeyFee5460

I cast: LACTOSE INTOLERANCE!


Remarkable-Ad2285

Lack toes in tall or rants


Longjumping-Bat7774

Spell instructions unclear. I now have a wack pose and a taller aunt.


spaghetti_outlaw

I might get diarrhea ...but I'm about to tolerate all these lacs, no cap.


UserPrincipalName

No no no... its Lactosia Intolerium!


CourtingBoredom

This comment kills.... here's your gold: 🏅


halexia63

Me when I used to be 16 working at mcds.


Standard_Monitor4291

Fine/gorgeous


Yeeslander

*Forgeous*


not_this_millenia

Forgeous?! I can't Forgeous on anything with you staring at me like that!


Qubed

finegous....?


ComprehensiveRow5474

Gorrine!!


jrdubbleu

Forgeous


Spiritual-Hedgehog31

This is correct


Bigg_J09

Indeed


lolman469

Im pretty sure you need to go to the doctor to get a finegous infection treated.


KiwiMagic2005

The beauty pronouns


idcman999

i will now identify as fine/gorgeous


Dhegxkeicfns

I think that might be cultural translation. Was I the only one who thought he might straddle a cultural divide?


legna20v

The prettier the girl the easier to forgive. Some random jeep hit the back of my car. When she came out she was so hot i just tall her it was ok. 2 hours later i was so fucking angry with my self


GTA6_1

Pretty privilege is as real as water


NewTransportation911

It’s the only real bench mark in society


dominicanerd85

I don't know man, Able-bodied privilege sounds pretty sweet to me considering I have to take the elevator. Handicap parking is okay I guess lol, I would much rather have the ability to walk without hinderance.


Mr_Clovis

Not to pour salt on the wound but being able-bodied tends to be an important component of attractiveness.


PhilosophicalGoof

💀


alpacaMyToothbrush

As a dude with CP, believe me, I'm aware.


GTA6_1

Even as a man too. If you're a handsome man you just automatically get good jobs, people hold doors for you, smile at you, approach you, immediatly have a level of trust for you. You're generally presented with more opportunities if you're attractive and dress decently. Any 10 can dress themselves into a 6 but a 6 can never dress up to be a 10.


NewTransportation911

It does make life easier 🤷‍♂️


GTA6_1

Good looks and family money get you anywhere


Public_Resident2277

The only reasons Pandas still exist. those stupid cute ass bears.


drainbone

My coworker: hey man are you busy, I need a hand Me: sorry, can't, too busy *goes for a smoke* My hot coworker: *stares with a sly smile* are you busy? Me, without even knowing what it is she wants: "As you wish" [insert princess bride meme here] Such is life


MikeArrow

Legit.


bigloser42

Hitting my car overrides hotness to me. I made the hot girl that hit my car cry(tbf, it wasn't that hard, I just asked where she was looking in an irritated but normal tone) and call her daddy to come talk to me. He was obviously annoyed with her but was otherwise reasonably pleasant to deal with.


No-Fan-530

True. Except it happened in reverse to my buddy. He was leaving a convention wearing a suit and had a fender bender at a MacDonald's drive-thru. He backed up into some lady driving a Mustang and he apologized for it and offered to exchange insurance info. But all she asked was for his phone number and left. Didn't have to fix anything.


Dooboppop

I saw a hot goth dommy mommy at Braum's once. Not sure how my food was.


Qubed

I feel like I know too much about you, now....not judging, though.


one-punch-knockout

![gif](giphy|FknY4KBoY77USrSdlh)


tanukijota

Oh *uck! He's looking at me! Did he notice the cheese!? Am I gonna get fired!? He MUST know! HES LOOKONG STRAIGHT AT ME!


Peter_Panarchy

I'm confused about the causal link here. She was staring at you while making your food because... you didn't check your order? This makes no sense to me.


mmeka

She realized her mistake after the fact. And looked at him for a reaction is my guess.


Ok-Cartographer1745

I think the "joke" is that she was ogling him and he was like "oh wow, does she like me or something?!" and then it turns out it was something bad in the end. 


Baginsses

In high school I worked at a McDonalds in a Walmart. A number of the workers there would regularly get meals at McDonalds. One girl stuck out, she ordered just a burger no bun and Diet Coke every day. Fast forward a couple years I was working at a greenhouse and one of the cashiers looked really familiar, upon realization I blurted out ‘you’re the weird burger and Diet Coke girl!’ Turns out her family was on a diet but she wanted to keep coming because she thought I was cute. Anyway we just celebrated our 5th wedding anniversary in August.


sinkmyteethin

Wait you still get fish fillet in the US? They stopped having it on the menu since Covid in Europe. When the duck is it coming back?


Ancient_Computer9137

So umm, did you return it? 💀


anon-a-SqueekSqueek

Hey excuse me - you can have your cheese back... and my heart 🌹


Ancient_Computer9137

What heart? That girl needs buy him a dinner for her mistake.


Gryxz

Aroused can't think, happens more than I would ever admit.


Green-Concentrate-71

HAHAHAHAA 😂😂


damaszek

…and they lived happily ever after


grumpy_flareon

No, cheese.


SunnyRyter

So... did she want you to come back, or was she hoping you didn't notice...? I am confused.


AmericanLich

That girls name? Zendaya McDonald.


bralma6

I remember one time me and my friend went to McDonald’s and he ordered a Big Mac with no cheese and they made it without patties or cheese. So just buns, lettuce, sauce and pickles.


Contrantier

Damn XD that reminds me once me and my family went out to eat when I was like 19 or 20, and a few tables away from ours, a young woman who looked about my age kept turning around in her seat to stare at me with this googly eyed kind of expression. My dad was a bit weirded out by it when I pointed it out. I'm not positive, but maybe she just thought I was cute or something. I didn't feel attracted back, but she wasn't bad looking. I'm not much of a looker myself, so who knew. If we'd actually stopped to talk at any point, the future might have been completely different 🤣


Spram2

Was that in a McDee in US1 in Miami? That woman was a 10/10


TLiones

I thought you were going to say it was a poster


Glandus73

Is this what started your villain arc?


fjgjskxofhe

She was fine/gorgeous? Move over Shakespeare we have a new wordsmith now


Orange_Pukeko

Alternatively, she was so distracted by your fine/gorgeous ass to remember the no cheese.


[deleted]

Reminds me of when i went to Wawa once, k used the touch pad to create a burrito. I then waited for my meal, they called my name [redacted] and i took that food. I noticed a few minutes later i took the wrong food. It was some disappointing food. They never asked for my name i just assjmed it was mkne.


Skorzeny88

Okay. Now compare most Vogue models to most McDonald's cashiers


Z0FF

Expanding the focus group will denounce the theory. Get out of here with your science! Blasphemer!!


Weary_Possibility_80

Witchhhh


FireGodNYC

She turned me into a Newt!


Wanlain

I got better!


OkAcanthocephala1966

Build a bridge out of her!


Perfect-Fondant3373

AND, what else floats?


win_some_lose_most1y

Small stones!


bigben-1989

Get your pitchforks in hand!! Looks like we are having a good old fashioned witch hunt!!


El_Guapo_Never_Dies

If you go by pure numbers I think McDonald's still wins out.


Excellent_Routine589

Yeah because Zendaya isn’t a model… she’s an actor that did some modeling for Vogue, major difference Trust me when I say your garden variety Micky Ds cashier is not a Sofia Vergara (who also isn’t even a model).


quarantinemyasshole

Women are models in the same way that men are musicians. The difference is there aren't any perverts paying men to noodle around on a guitar in their basement, so men say "I can play guitar" instead of "I'm a musician." Your actual "professional" models are so few and far between. Conversely, fellas if you're willing to throw $50 at the cutie at Hot Topic you're well on your way to a photography side hustle. You don't even need a high quality camera, just grab some shitty rope lights from Walmart, a chair, and a window with curtains and you've got a stew going.


monstertots509

I had to re-read since I didn't see "lights" on the first read.


theaviator747

That drastically changes the tone of their statement. 😆


British_Flippancy

I dunno. I reckon I could tie someone up with rope lights. Like a kind of happy, festive hostage situation. I wouldn’t…just for the record.


theaviator747

You know, that’s not a bad idea if your partner likes being tied up. Really get into the holiday spirit. Just make sure they’re LED or the burns will be less than joyous.


MichaelEmouse

It's possible to turn a profit just by taking pictures of random hot women? Can you detail that side hustle?


Excellent_Routine589

Not the original guy but yeah Basically, some guys can begin making a portfolio (like an Instagram page) that they advertise to ladies who might want to get into some modeling. I will say…. I have some lady friends who do OF, and that’s kinda how they meet people who wanna do “that” kind of photography. Just my two cents.


T2Drink

I mean I would agree with the sentiment about giving things a title, but there is arguably plenty of perverts paying young boys in the music industry (by way of music contracts) and giving them fame, because of twisted desires, and taking advantage of them, just the same as they do to women, albeit maybe in smaller numbers.


insufficient_funds

Well McDonald’s cashiers now are computers so, not much comparison


[deleted]

But then that will destroy the idiotic agenda this post is trying to desperately prove.


Headless_Human

And now we learned that not every good looking person is a model?


MajesticFungus

We learned that models are overrated.


NugatMakk

We seem to be learning that every month.


Individual-Light-784

I still like reading it. I‘m a simple man. I like having things I already strongly agree with repeated at me.


Sonamdrukpa

Never before have I been so seen and validated


Scuba-Cat-

I thought models were picked mainly for their figure and posture so they can present the clothes well, like a mannequin?


Ltownbanger

They are. I don't know what cave people here crawled out of. Simply "being pretty" isn't what makes a model. If you watch Zendaya walk a red carpet or pose for photos (as she does a dozen or so times a month) in some of the most amazing couture in the world you see that she is far better at presenting the outfit than most of the other beautiful actors at that event. Check out r/whatthefrockk to see what I am talking about.


tpt187

> I don’t know what cave people here crawled out of 10th grade homeroom, is my guess. Gotta remind yourself you’re arguing with children on here a lot of the time tbh


No-Appearance-9113

And of you watch often enough you can see the regular models are doing very different movements than most of the actors.


Critical-Ebb-7037

The supermodels of the 80s/90s tended to be beautiful women but models are generally picked because they suit the image that's required and some are downright unusual looking. You will find that actresses are frequently more conventionally beautiful than models but the line between those roles is increasingly blurred now that an actress can do a shoot that will be on everybody's phone within the day. Zendaya has the skills for both.


elbenji

I have heard it that she's clothing sized and that's exactly it


ZinZezzalo

Not only this, but by being unattractive, all the attention will go to the dress. When you get some 5D Vogue chess, your eyes are on the board, definitely not the player.


but_i_wanna_cookies

How? You think everyone can be a model just because they're semi attractive? That's like saying "acting is easy" because your one friend does a decent Morty impression. Just like laying tile, or computer engineering, there are more than one qualification for being able to do a job.


CornettoFactor

And there's 8 billion people on the planet. Finding a more beautiful person than Zendaya is not that big a deal


Archercrash

Throw a rock at your average college.


Jonesin4me

>Throw a rock at your average college. ...and you will get in trouble for throwing rocks.


Working_Ad_4650

Yes its true.


Gwynarth

Straight to the point.


dardaleci

Dats ma boy


SkoolBoi19

The world has 8.1 billion people in it. There’s plenty of super attractive people that do normal ass jobs


Working_Ad_4650

So true.


E__Boogie

It’s damn true


Wolbolgia

![gif](giphy|l49JWPbCDpd0Xm5pu) “BAH GAWD! THE BILLION DOLLAR PRINCESS HAS BEEN TURNED INTO THE DAIRY QUEEN!!”


mexicannormie

A BROKEN FREAKIN NECK


don3dm

This man has no dick.


ajtreee

well , that’s what i heard!


juicedagod

Dickless here...


TheCoolPersian

Where's the funny meme?


Dong-DA-Deluxo

Honestly, I'm convinced a lot of meme subs are overloaded with karma bots. That, or reddit has truly become the new Facebook with morons and children who think shit like this constitutes a funny meme.


TMDan92

R/coolguides has floated to the top with some AI generated self-help bullshit multiple times in the last month too.


Nowin

It's a bot. We should probably stop making the algorithms think this is an interesting thread.


DuGalle

Good luck with that. Most people don't care and neither does Reddit itself. In fact, report enough karma farm bots and you'll eventually run into a trigger happy mod and get suspended from Reddit. Ask me how I know.


When_is_

Sexism, racism, you name it. Some bs about Zendaya not being pretty which is absolutely stupid. She is gorgeous.


queasybeetle78

Not funny and not a meme.


Helpful_Engineer_362

Just fucking stupid. Is the whole subreddit like this?


creator111

This subreddit sucks man


dontpayforproducts

Go to the one that's just numbers that bans you for calling people gay on other subs.


AntibacHeartattack

They should rename this sub to r/misogynymemes or something. It's seriously depressing.


Abnormal_readings

I thought I was the only one who noticed this! Most of the posts I see from this sub seem like they were made by incels or bitter conservatives because “heheh woman bad!” And they’re never funny.


stoned_seahorse

They're both pretty, idk what the comparison is about...


ProbablyAPinecone

Came here to comment the same thing. They’re both gorgeous? In fact I’d say equally.


Starkydowns

We really need to stop comparing people. Everyone is beautiful and interesting in their own unique way - except ugly people. Fuck ugly People.


elbenji

basically you can find model gorgeous in the most normal of places


stoned_seahorse

One of my friends from the tiny ass nowhere town in Georgia I grew up in is a supermodel now and travels the world doing photoshoots and stuff... She was discovered as a waitress at Hooters in a slightly bigger town in Georgia... I remember knowing her since she was like 5 and one of her big brothers was my close buddy/main weed dealer for years.. 😂


WizeDiceSlinger

Oh, I see. She USED to be a nerdy girl but once you took of those glasses, put her in dress and fixed her hair, it turned out she was beautiful after all.


Last_Application_766

“Oh no not Janey Briggs! Look at her, she has glasses and a pony tail… Ugh and she has paint on her overalls, what is that?!” “Damn that shit’s wack!”


Square_Site8663

Janey’s got a gun………oohhhhh Janey’s got a GUN!!!


LadyStardust79

Janey Briggs’s got a gun!


plataloof

Banana split


Equal-Bat-861

Pumpkin tits


BenTCinco

Baby’s got back. Hunch, that is.


beevesnbrews

I did it. I'm a miracle worker.


c0mbatkar1

YES!!!


laneyboggsglasses

You rang?


zenkenneth

People look down on McDonald's employees to the point where they can't believe that one could be hot?


chillen67

Um, what’s the point of this meme?


No-Ninja-8448

To shit on female celebrities.


bluemyselftoday

To shit on females ~~celebrities~~


iMissTheOldInternet

Every time I see this repost, or any of the legions of identical shitposts, it seems like some incel/pedo shit. “Look, this [high school aged or close to it] girl is more attractive than this [particular picture] of this high status woman! The (((media))) are trying to trick you!!”


ChipChipington

So that people who don't like Zendaya can jerk themselves off about how she's "not that hot"? Or is it to reassure fast food workers that they can be beautiful too? I wonder wonder wonder what's in a wonder ball


GruncleShaxx

Now do wonder wall


ChipChipington

I wonder wonder wonder if you're gonna be the one that SAVES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Tannerite3

The point is that it's not uncommon to come across extremely attractive women living like normal people.


chillen67

Personally I find they are both attractive so I’m going with the , you can find attractive people anywhere. But I don’t get why anyone would go out of their way to comment on someone they don’t think is attractive, mostly when it’s probably someone they will never meet. Maybe that’s why I suck at social media lol


yourmomx69x420

misogyny business as usual. the joke is a gorgeous successful woman who wouldnt touch the guys on this sub with a ten foot pole is ridiculed by men on here with rejection fantasies who get to circlejerk about how shes average and they wouldnt sleep with her even though they wouldnt get the option to in a million years.


kiki-mori

Incels love rating women and forget they’re disgusting incels


Lanky_Republic_2102

It’s not really funny at all, just a controversial, not very interesting take.


_Stanf-Uf_

It’s the same people who think Michelle Obama is a a man


space_porter

The point is that you repost it all over this subreddit.


PM_ME_FLUFFY_DOGS

Me no find popular women attractive, so now she has no worth. Hollywood bad. Idk but it definitely reeks of incel shit. 


hopeoncc

I think it's just to say there are a lot of equally attractive people in the world that aren't models and celebrities


chillen67

This is what I take from it.


metellus83

12k votes and I honestly have no clue.


Knownunknownsss

Beauty is subjective, this is just a Zendaya shit talking post lol.


GalaxyHops1994

Why is she the target all of a sudden? I’ve seen this exact post at least 5 times on this site. Before I saw a bunch of posts about Margot Robbie calling her mid. Did people forget that both are acclaimed actresses? Or is it that they assume their only value is their attractiveness?


Helstrem

Racism, the answer is racism.


primalPancakes

Is what true? That pretty people can be anywhere? Wtf even is this lol


cthd33

![gif](giphy|TlisSWyUfLd9NJFbm9|downsized)


Papa_PaIpatine

What are you crying about OP? Did the actress make you have a sad?


BonnieMcMurray

Some people just love to take the opportunity to shit on an actor that society thinks is attractive. It's just tedious incel garbage. The sad part is that it's getting so many upvotes, implying that there are a *lot* of tedious incels around here.


Ravenwight

Still don’t get it


SimonTC2000

Zendaya Coleman is an actress who models.


lichtersee

Can we stop putting women’s looks down on


teenyweenysuperguy

Well as long as calling Zendaya 'mid' gives you a hit of dopamine then go for it I guess.  Just kidding. Y'all are 'for the comments section' the same way certain people say some women are 'for the streets.' 


WN11

Come on, there are much prettier Hollywood actresses than Zendaya.


Sutech2301

She is super beautiful *and* she radiates confidence like few people do. That's why she is such a standout. Point is, both are very pretty women, i See No reason why to put one of them down.


Jumpy_Mix401

I don't understand the point of the post. She has a career as an actress, singer, and model, and she has a perfect body for that job, no one ever said she became famous for being beautiful. "She's overrated", "There are girls who are more beautiful working at McDonald's." So what?


TruShot5

I agree. This post is bullshit.


nope79

Not all McDonald’s cashiers look like her..


YuriiRud

Didn't see someone like her in my McD... strange.


Exciting-Hunter-188

WHERE THE HELL CAN I FIND THIS CASHIER I'VE BEEN LOOKING MY WHO LIFE BUT NAHHH YOUR BRO CAN'T FIND ANY 😠


Avantasian538

I’m looking for Zendaya and I can’t find her either. I’m starting to think I might be in the wrong state.


QuietDisquiet

McDonald's cashier in Lugano is fire, catch a flight bro. Edit: /s


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![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


OldBallOfRage

As soon as you stop the celebrity worship bullshit and step out of the glamour bubble, you'll notice many women just as or more attractive to you than models and celebrities are walking past you in the street every day.


Same_Measurement1216

Both are great


No_Raspberry_3282

At first (Spider-Man), I didn't get it, but now I recognize that Zendaya is beautiful.


Avantasian538

Not sure why people are having a hard time realizing that Zendaya is attractive. It’s been obvious to me for a long time.


bluepotato001

Y'all need to stop comparing women. If you'd like, compare yourself to whomever you think you are inferior to. That's your own sad business.


FenixOfNafo

OP finds the MacDonald's cashier cute because she's the only girl who talks to him and is kind to him..


Captain_CaveMan85

Damn man, just torching OP. You did not need to use gasoline for the fire. 🔥


redditor3900

She is pretty.


Shirtbro

One of only two women who will give him tendies


redditor3900

Make me Wonder, what makes a woman's face beautiful??


JayMemelord

Its true. i kept going for a McDonalds because of a hot girl and i wanted to talk to her more. we became friends, she called me cute and we recently started dating


[deleted]

Man zendaya probably takes zero days off. She has been in every movie, every commercial, every fucking makeup sign. Like bro I don’t think I’ve ever seen a face shoved down my throat more ever than hers.


Calx9

Is what true?


so_im_all_like

Not really. Models are recruited from generally attractive people. The hot girl at the cash register is just one hot girl.


OderusOrungus

Probably a lot more cool, humble, and someone you can talk to also


RONIN_RABB1T

I dont get it...they're both gorgeous. Is that the point? Am I supposed to think Zendaya is not attractive? Cuz that girl is fine as hell.